Tuesday, November 10, 2009


o811. "You won't find the right person..
If you're still holding on to the wrong one.."

o812. BOY: Miss, pahiram naman ng pen mo. Saglit lang, please?
GIRL: O, eto.
BOY: Nyay! Ayaw naman sumulat, o.
GIRL: Ha? Pwede yan. Kagagamit ko lang nyan kanina, eh.
BOY: Weh, sige nga.. Sulat mo nga number mo.

o813. "People can hide all things except for two:
One, that they are drunk.
And two, that they are inlove."

o814. Do you know what would be the best in life?
"When your family understands you as a friend,
And your friends support you as your family."

o815. A man..
No matter how loyal, kind, understanding, sweet, honest, loving, thoughtful and close to perfect as he appears to be..
Can still hurt a girl in the most painful way he never thought he could.

o816. "Have you ever had the feeling that you were too pressured to choose from something you're sure of and from something you're happy with?
It's like you don't know if you're brave enough to take the risk of letting go of everything you held on to before.
Life is totally twisted, things change and shit happens.
So, know what you really want and go for it..
Choose what makes you happy today,
Or die in sadness tomorrow.

o817. Some few things I've learned by experience:
Don't talk too much when you're mad.
You might say things you don't mean to say..
Making a decision takes time.
Don't rush..
Life is like a chess.
One wrong move and game is all messed up.
Never let your pride ruin everything.
It's better to lose your pride than to lose someone because of pride.

o818. Ang mag-asawa?
Pag panget ang lalaki at maganda ang babae
Ang tawag dyan ay DISKARTE.
At pag babae naman ang panget at gwapo ang lalaki
Tawag dyan ay GINAYUMA.
Pag pareho silang magandang mukha,
Tawag dyan ay TINADHANA.
At pag ang mag-asawa ay parehong panget,
Yan ang tinatawag na..

o819. Ui! I love you raw sabi ni Eddie.
Sinong Eddie?
Eddie ako!

o820. Do not avoid sexual temptations.
As you grow older,
They will start to avoid you.
So don't be choosy,
Always grab the opportunity.


o801. Loving is when you just want the best for that person,
Whether it includes you or not.

o802. Whenever needles and pins fall along your path,
Don't stay away..
Instead, pick them up and collect them.
So that the same pins won't hurt you again.

o803. Hindi naman kailangan ng maraming tao para mabuo ang mundo,
Minsan isang tao lang ang kasama mo,
Buo na ang mundong kailangan mo habangbuhay..
--Bob Ong (Kapitan Sino)

o804. BEFORE:
Being single means that nobody wants you..
But NOW:
It means your good looking, smart and you're just taking your time deciding how you want your life to be..
And who you want to spend it with..

o805. "We learn through our mistakes."
Kung matututo ako sa pagkakamali,
Bakit pa ako gagawa ng tama?
Hahaha.. Adik!

o806. "Don't exhaust your heart trying to look for the one you think you deserve.
Instead, you should save the best part of yourself for the person who deserves you.
Someone who came the time you didn't search."

o807. Do you know who is the best couple in the world?
Smile and tears.
Rarely are they seen together.
But when they combine,
It's the best moment of your life.

o808. "God is great.
He blows the naughty wind that blows the girls' skirts high.
But he also sends dust along with it to close boys' eyes."

o809. "Isa lang ang pangarap ko.
Ang maging pangarap mo."

o810. Wag kang matakot kung kulay pula na ang dingding at kisame pagkagising mo..
Wala ka sa impyerno.
Andito ka sa puso ko.
Hahaha.. Orayt!


o791. What's love?
It's when you find someone who didn't meet any of your standards,
Yet, you say..
"I've found the right one.."

o792. TANGA /ta-'ngah/ (noun);
1. Taong ayaw magka-bf/gf pero nagrereklamong single,
2. Lalaking mahilig manloko tapos magugulat pa everytime ayaw pagtiwalaan ng mga babae,
3. Ex mong iniwan ka for some reason then magpaparamdam ulit after jurassic years,
4. Taong naghihintay sa taong wala namang balak dumating,
5. Babaeng ilang beses nang naloko sa pare-parehong dahilan pero di natuto,
6. Magjowang araw-araw nag-aaway pero hindi raw sila maghihiwalay.
Tamaan, tanga!

o793. I'm not a good adviser but enough to be understanding,
I'm not always around but enough to depend on,
I'm not so thoughtful but enough to be sweet,
I'm not your bestfriend but enough to be your true friend.

o794. Use dedicate in a sentence,
Pag ginamitan mo yan ng glue, for sure DEDICATE yan.
How about continue,
Kahapon, ang dami-dami nyo. Bat ngayon ang CONTINUE.
Idagdag pa natin ang violet,
I lost my phone, di bale, I'll VIOLET.
Eto pa, opinion.
Papasok ka sa pinto kung OPINION.
Eh, ang conclusion?
Syempre, di ka naman makakapasok sa pintuan CONCLUSION.

o795.When someone says,
"You look good.."
Ang matinding isasagot mo ay,
"I taste even better."

o796. "Pag malungkot ka, walang nakakaalam.
Pag masaya ka, walang nakakapansin.
Pero try mo magpabuntis o kaya mabuntis,
Buong baranggay pag-uusapan ka ng bonggang-bongga."

o797. Life becomes wonderful even if there are struggles and difficulties
Because we have a GOD so loving and inspiring who heals the pain and keeps us going..

o798. MRS: Lasing ka na naman?!
MR: Sorry, hon. Inimbita ako ng mga officemates ko. Konting inuman.
MRS: Tanga! Anong officemate? Tricycle driver ka, gago!

o799.Yung iba sinasabi "friends forever" daw..
Pero hindi naman umaabot ng forever.
Kaya ako "friends hanggang bukas lang.."
Oks na yun!
Di naman nauubos ang bukas, diba?

o800. Yesterday, no matter how bad it was, belongs to the past.
Today, we're continuously battling with life's challenges.
Whatever comes out of our tomorrow simply shows how well we balanced the good and the bad
And eventually tell the world that we survived them all.

Monday, October 19, 2009


o781. It's important to remember that you can never regain something you left in the past.
Shift your focus to the present,
And deal with the state of things as they are,
Instead of clinging to some memory of what you once had.
Memories maybe nice.
But that's all they are.

o782. "Don't tell everyone about your troubles.
Half of them don't care.
And the other half are glad it happened to you."

o783. They say love starts when you begin to care,
When you miss someone for no permanent reason,
That love gives life satisfaction and personal delight.
And it engage two individuals into a broader attachment and responsibility.
But what is most seen in love is,
You risk yourself to be fooled and get hurt
Just to feel a simple completeness.

o784. "Hindi mo naman kailangang gawin lahat para maging masaya.
Kailangan mo lang alagaan yung nagpapasaya sa'yo.
Kung nahihirapan ka run,
Di ka talaga masaya,
Akala mo lang.."
--Bob Ong

o785. "Don't hold on because you think there'll be no one else.
There will always be someone else.
You've got to believe you're worth than being repeatedly hurt by someone who doesn't really care.
Always believe that someone will see what you're really worth and treat you the way you should be treated."

o786. Maraming may gusto kay SPONGEBOB dahil:
Kahit bobo at mahina si Patrick, minamahal nya pa rin.
Kahit galit at ayaw sa kanya ni Squidwart, mahalaga pa rin ito sa kanya.
Kahit alam nyang pera lang ang mahal ni Mr. Krab, ginagalang pa rin nya.
Sana may ganyan ding tao.
Sa kabila ng kahinaan mo ay kaya ka pa ring mahalin.
Sa pagtanggi mo sa kanya, nakukuha ka pa rin pahalagahan.
At kahit ano man ang kagustuhan mo, kaya kang igalang.

o787. One heartbreak.
Two eyes crying.
Three words never said again.
Four hands that won't be held.
Five mornings you'll pass him/her in the halls.
Six love notes, ripped and torn.
Seven days a week you'll think of him/her.
Eight sad songs at night before bed.
Nine wishes that never came true.
Ten years before he/she realizes that it has always been you.

B: Pwede bang umakyat ng ligaw?
G: Sorry, wala kaming hagdan.
B: Pwede ko ba hawakan ang kamay mo?
G: No thanks, di naman siya mabigat.
B: Sabihin mong mahal mo ako.
G: Mahal mo ako.
B: I want to dance like this forever.
G: Don't you want to improve?
B: Pupunta ako sa dulo ng mundo para sa'yo.
G: Talaga? Pwede dun ka nalang?
B: Mahal kita, handa akong mamatay para sa'yo.
G: Tagal namaaaan!!
B: Ikaw ang nag-iisang babae sa buhay ko.
G: Wala ka bang nanay?
B: May boyfriend ka na ba?
G: Wala, ayaw ng asawa ko, eh.

o789. PERFECT is not when compatible persons are together.
It's when you're both opposite but in that way,
You both complete each other.

o790. Whatever you give a woman,
She's going to multiply.
If you give her a sperm,
She'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house,
She'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries,
She'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile,
She'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her any crap,
You can expect a ton of shit!

Monday, October 5, 2009


o771. Kisses are not contracts.

o772. "You don't have to prove anything to anyone.
It's not your problem when they reject you.
It's theirs!
Only stuck up idiots would require you to please them."

o773. "Our dilemma is that we hate change at love it at the same time.
What we really want is for things to remain the same but get better."

o774. Titser: Who can give an example of a tag question?
Pupil: My titser is beautiful, isn't she?
Titser: Very good! Itagalog mo nga?
Pupil: Si Mam ay maganda. Hindi naman, diba?

o775. You don't have to be perfect to let somebody love you the way you wanted to be loved.
Always remember that being simple
Is the most perfect way to make someone fall in love with you.

o776. Sana holdaper ka nalang..
Para ibibigay ko lahat sa'yo,
'Wag mo lang akong sasaktan.

o777. It's really hard to decide when you're already too tired to hold on,
And yet, you're too in love to let go..

o778. "Stories are as unique as the people who tell them,
And the best stories are those in which the ending is a surprise."

o779. Never ever grow tired of living your life.
Never ever quit on moving forward.
Never ever stop running.
For you never know how many persons are looking up to you and see you as their inspiration in their own respective lives.
Keep on moving..
Your life matters.

o780. Saying nothing about what you feel is not just a defense mechanism.
It's not a way of saying, "I don't care."
But it's like saying, "It hurts so bad.. I don't know what to say."


o761. You may be sitting all alone today.
But believe in the magic that someone is meant to sit beside you soon.
Tapos pag puno na,
Aalis na ang jeep.
Ano ba akala mo?
Tungkol na naman sa love?
Hindi palaging ganun.

o762. Exercise daily to keep your body healthy.
Like my lola..
She was 75 when she started biking 5km a day.
No, she's 98.
And until now,
Di pa umuuwi..
Wala ba dyan?

o763. "You can have anything you want if you are willing to sacrifice everything you have.
Nothing goes without a price.
So before you get in the battle,
Decide how much you are willing to lose."

o764. TAMBAY: Miss, hulaan kita!
BABAE: Sige.
TAMBAY: Wala ka pang boyfriend, no?
BABAE: Wow! Bakit mo alam? Ikaw, ah.
TAMBAY: Ang pangit mo kaya!
Garapal! Nyahaha..

o765. "My gift of undeserved grace is all you need.
My power is strongest when you are weak."
- 2 Corinthians 12:9

o766. Make sure..
You make someone happy everyday..
And that someone includes yourself.

o767. Akala ng iba mahirap ako pasayahin.
Marami raw akong hinahanap para mahalin ko ang isang tao.
Di nila alam, simple lang ang gusto ko.
Wag lang akong iwan,
Yun lang masaya na ko.

o768. Are you in love with someone right now?
'Coz if you're not,
Let me introduce myself.

o769. "Don't hesitate to explain yourself and say you're sorry when you've hurt your someone..
Don't wait for the moment where apology is no longer accepted.
And the only word is GOODBYE."

o770. Nakakita ka lang ng mas makakapagpasaya sa'yo,
Kinalimutan mo na ako.
Naaliw ka lang ng konti,
Di mo na ako binalikan.
Binigyan ka lang ng pet, farm, chips at restaurant,
Akala mo kung sino ka na.
- Friendster (Nagtatampo dahil sa facebook mo)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009


o751. Little instruction:
-- You may find your partner boring so you tend to look for someone else,
Someone new, someone better.
Then you got a new partner and you've realized that the old partner you thought was boring
Was the best you ever had.
What's the instruction?
"Love the imperfections."

o752. In life, there are four things you can't get back
The stone after you the throw,
The word after it's said,
The action after it's done,
And the time after it has passed.
So be careful of what you throw, speak, do and what you let pass by.

o753. Sa buhay ko, daming dumaan.
Problema, pagsubok, kawalan.
Pero nung dumaan ka,
Natawa ako kasi ang pabango mo, "VICKS"
Hanep, nawala ang hilo ko.

o754. Hey, guys!
I'm flying off to the US on Saturday.
I'll be there for quite awhile or if God's good to me, maybe I'll be staying there permanently.
I'm very sorry if I didn't tell you earlier.
I said to myself not to tell anyone until before I leave.
Thanks for the friendship,
I hope to see you again and I'll certainly miss you all.
--Farewell text ni Inday sa mga ibang katulong bago mag-DH

o755. "If you love what you're doing,
You'll never get bored."
Same with,
"If you love that someone,
You'll never get tired."

o756. A very inspiring quote:
"Wag pilitin ang ayaw,
Baka pumayag."

o757. The sad part of life,
I gave up everything but they never loved me back.
They just cared.

o758. Understanding is deeper than knowledge.
There are many people who knows you,
But few of them really understands you.
Would you agree?
I do.

o759. Sabi ni BOB ONG:
"Bakit ka magpaparamdam sa taong hindi marunong makiramdam?
Wag kang magpakatanga sa taong hindi marunong magpahalaga.
Matuto kang sumuko at mang-iwan kung lagi ka rin namang nasasaktan.
Imber na magtanong ng 'Hindi pa ba sapat?'
Bakit hindi nalang kalimutan ang lahat?
Kung alam mong binabalewala ka na,
Tanggapin mong nagsasawa na siya.
Wag kang magpapadala sa salitang SORRY at AYOKONG mawala ka..
Kung totoo yun, patutunayan nila."
Tama, diba?

o760. BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas.
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan nagmamahalan na,tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi, lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang ang hindi.


o741. Bobo nanliligaw,
"Hindi naman totoo yung sinasabi nila na bobo ako..
May laman din naman ang utak ko..
At ikaw lang ang laman nito.."

o742. If you have a chance to take the moment that you know will be memorable,
Grab it.
Always think that the word NEXT TIME is always too far.
Every moment counts.

o743. May kandila ka ba dyan?
Ipantitirik ko lang sana sa puso kong patay na patay sa'yo..
Ayun ang hirit, o!

o744. LOLA: Apo, sabihin mo sa lolo, pahilot si lola at antok na antok na.
APO: Yoyo, paiyot yoya, antot na antot na.
LOLO: Sabihin mo, wala ako sa mood. Tulog na.
APO: Yoya, waya tamod yoyo. Tuyot na..

o745. ANAK: Tay, urine test ko raw bukas.
ITAY: O, anong problema?
ANAK: Anong gagawin ko?
ITAY: Tanga ka ba? Eh, di magreview ka.

o746. Two rabbits looking at the moon:
R1: How far is the moon from here?
R2: It's very, very far, you can't measure the distance.
R1: Wow, really?
R2: Yes, really.
R2: Why do you ask?
R1: Nothing, I love you.
R2: I know.
R1: I love you from here to the moon.
R2: I love you more.
R1: You can't love me more. From here to the moon is countless.
R2: Yes, I can. Because I love from here to the moon and then back.
--Sobrang cheesy.

o747. Everything that God allows to come our way is with a purpose.
He uses even the greatest error and the deepest hurt to mold us into a person of worth and value.
I would not dare question God why I suffer pain and anguish
Because I never question Him when I am fortunate and I feel happiness in my success.
Blessings do come as a surprise
And how much we receive depends on how much our hearts can believe.

o748. A nerd ask his hot and sexy classmate to have sex with him.
NERD: Sex tayo! Bayaran kita one thousand, bibilisan ko.
Tatapon ko yung one thousand sa sahig.
Tuwad ka habang pinupulot mo.
Pagtayo mo, tapos na ko isex ka.
SEXY: Tawagan ko muna BF ko kung payag siya.
(Tinawagan nya.)
BF: Sige, payag ako. Bilisan mo lang pagtuwad para walang mangyari.
(After 10minutes, BF calls.)
BF: Nakuha mo na pera?
SEXY: Aaah.. Aaahha.. Aah, hindi pa, eh. Ah. Ah!
BF: Eh, bakit?
SEXY: Tigpipiso, eh.

o749. "It is wiser not to expect,
But to hope.
For in expecting, we meet disappointments,
Whereas in hoping,
We invite surprises."

o750. "I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing.
'Coz if you do,
You would end up hurting yourself."

Tuesday, September 8, 2009


o731. You will always see what's wrong when you are right.
But you will never know which is right when you are happy doing wrong.

o732. Everyone has a dream.
Mine is to wake up to the sound of small rocks being thrown at my bedroom window
And see the person I love standing in the rain asking me for another chance.
Joke lang!
Ang dream ko lang talaga ay magkapera,
Maraming-maraming pera,
Na pwede kong gawing scratch paper.

o733. "It's hard to open your eyes if your dreams are too sweet.
But sometimes, it's a must to wake up because it's the only reasonable way to see reality."

o734. Dalawang adik.
Adik1: Kanina pa nakadapo yang lamok, bakit di mo patayin?
Adik2: Hinihintay kong mabusog para pag hahabulin ko siya,
Magkakaappendicitis siya.

o735. There are times that you don't know what to do
Or where to place yourself.
That's why sometimes in life,
You have no option but to keep quiet.

o736. I'm not looking for someone who has everything.
I don't want someone with money to buy me anything.
But I need someone who has time to spent with me more than anything.

If you want to grow, COMMIT.
Outside commitment, there is no growth.

o738. Quoted from a political science professor:
Take for example the statement,
"I love you forever".
This is false, for forever is not empirically quantifiable.
The appropriate statement is,
"I love you today. Ask me again tomorrow if I still do."

o739. "Never ignore a person who loves you and misses you.
Because one day you may wake up from your sleep
And realize that you've lost the moon while counting the stars."

o740. The most selfish line that I heard but the sweetest thing that everyone loves to hear from their loved ones,
"Akin ka lang, ha?"

Wednesday, September 2, 2009


o721. Some say they like your personality;
Others say your character;
A few say your style;
But me..
I like you just the way you are.
Someone not perfect but real..

o722. God gave the silence of the night for us to give rest and to be prepared for another tomorrow.
So, sleep well and feel God's embrace as you sleep tonight.

o723. It is not true that beer makes you fat.
It actually makes you lean..
Lean on walls, lean on doors and lean on to the person you like..

o724. A real friend is someone who tries to pick you up when you've fallen;
And if they can't pick you up,
They lay down right beside you..

o725. I tried to be the sweetest girl for him..
Unfortunately, diabetic pala siya..
Kaya ayun, naghahanap ata ng WALANG LASA..

o726. "I want a director who can make a simple thing the big thing."
--Lucas Scott, One Tree Hill

o727. Life is wonderful when you wake up in the morning with joy
Because the Holy Spirit is in your heart.
May the Great Father give you His abundant graces
And keep you always in good health.

o728. In love, who is the hardest to compete with?
Third party?
But the love before you..

o729. Why is it so hard to say you're wrong?
Because it often involves saying,
"I'm sorry."
Which is even harder.
Throughout history,
People have found it easier to stop speaking to one another,
Punch, slander, shoot and bomb
Rather than apologize.

o730. "I would rather die a meaningful death,
Than to live a meaningless life."
--Corazon Aquino

Friday, August 28, 2009


o711. The four blessed looks:
- Look back and thank God
- Look forward and trust God
- Look around and serve God
- Look from within and find God

o712. Minsan mahirap ibalik ang nangyari na..
Mahirap magsisi kung huli na ang lahat..
Minsan mahirap umiwas kung mahal mo na talaga..
Pero mahirap din magmahal kung di naman talaga ikaw ang minamahal nya..

o713. Ang love parang work.
Mahirap pero masaya,
Maraming kakompitensya,
Pero kinakaya,
May day off..
Tapos minsan, may bonus pa..
Eh, pano kung pagod ka na?
Magreresign ka ba?

o714. "Di mo naman kailangang gawin lahat para maging masaya.
Kailangan mo lang alagaan yung nagpapasaya sayo.
Kung nahihirapan ka run.
Di ka talaga masaya.
Akala mo lang."
--Bob Ong

o715. BF: Sunduin kita mamaya, bubusina nalang ako kapag nasa harap na ko ng bahay nyo.
GF: Ok, sige. Anong dala mong sasakyan?
BF: Wala, busina lang.

o716. I found out that the very important and most intimate feelings you can tell a person are expressed through fewer words:
Will you go out with me? (6)
I'll be there for you. (5)
I care for you. (4)
I love you. (3)
Take care. (2)
Hubad! (1)

o717. I may not have the widest arms
To hug you when problems come your way.
I may not have the best shoulder for you to cry on
But I do have the biggest heart to keep you.

o718. We think that there's always tomorrow
So we don't expose our feeling today
We don't take the chance..
But sometimes, we gotta go for it today and be urgent
Because who we love,
What we feel,
And what we have today,
May all change or be gone the next day.

o719. One thing we've got to learn is that no person is better than the other.
Some are blessed with knowledge,
Some with beauty,
Some with great wealth,
Some with strength,
And some with a unique gift from God that they have yet to find,
The essence is not your rank or greatness
But being who God made you to be radiantly beautiful inside.

o720. Girl1: Ang sakit-sakit, friend! Bakit ganun siya? Iniwan nya ko!
Girl2: San ba dapat kayo pupunta?


o701. I know I can never come across someone like you again
It's just that it would be hard to find another one like you,
I guess that's the way things are in this world,
Always once in a lifetime..

o702. ANAK: Ma, sabi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako..
MAMA: Anak, ang tunay na kagandahan ay nasa loob kaya dito ka lang, 'wag kang lalabas.

o703. BOY: Excuse me, uhm. May I see the tag of your shirt?
GIRL: Why?
BOY: I just want to see if you are made for me.

o704. It's hard when you don't know what are causes your sadness.
But it's even harder when you know what makes you happy,
But you can't do anything to have it.

o705. There are only three ways para sumikat ngayon:
ONE: Magkaron ng A(H1N1) virus,
TWO: Gumawa ng scandal,
THREE: Maging jowa ni Aling Dionisia.

o706. BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas..
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan. Nagmamahalan na. Tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi. Lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang hindi pa.

o707. Sana'y lagi mong tandaan..
Kapag iniwan ka na..
Huwag mo nang subukang habulin pa at baka masaktan ka lang.
Isang paalala mula sa pangasiwaan ng LRT/MRT.

1. Pleasing PESOnality
2. Good CARacteristics
3. Good family BANKground
4. Good MONEYrism
5. Of course, very CASHual.
May kilala ka ba?

o709. Kung may isang kulang ngayon sa buhay ko
Di yun yaman
O kaya sinuman
O kaya lovelife
Simple lang..

o710. "Minsan kahit gawin natin lahat,
Kung ayaw talaga, pabayaan na..
Di naman masama sumuko,
Akala lang ng marami yun
Pero kung matapang ka talaga,
Alam mo kung kailan ka dapat hihinto."
--Bob Ong


o691. "Get close enough to have fun,
But don't get attached enough to get hurt."

o692. In love, you can't see the bad side of someone
That's the pathetic part of being in love..
That sometimes even the worst person in this world can be the best person for your own belief.
As McPaul said,
"Love is not blind,
It sees but it doesn't mind."

o693. Sometimes you can say "I moved on"
But deep inside you know your stranded
You can't know how long you'll feel that way,
'Coz as long as you feel the love,
There will always be pain

o694. "We cannot control how anyone else react,
So let's give each person in our lives the same freedom that we seek for ourselves

o695. Banat ng mga ex:
"So what kung may chemistry kayo?
Bukod sa may history tayo,
I know your anatomy.."
Adik na ex!

o696. "Maybe the reason why you have to stop loving a person
Is because fate chose both of you to be friends,
Where forever is a lot more possible."

o697. JUAN: Oy, ano yan? Pinya? Penge naman.
PEDRO: Penge? Asan ka nung nagtanim ako?
Nung oras na nag-aaral ako?
Nung naghihirap ako?
Asan ka?!
JUAN: Nakulong kasi ako, eh.
Nakapatay ako ng maramot.
PEDRO: Aah.. Ganun ba? Kuha ka na.
May papaya at mangga pa ako run. Gusto mo?

o698. Sa mental hospital,
NURSE: Ano nasa isip mo ngayon?
PATIENT: Pamilya ko.
Naawa ang nurse.
NURSE: Nasan ba ang pamilya mo?
PATIENT: Nasa isip ko nga. Tanga nito.

o699. The secret of being young,
Sleep the right number of hours,
Go with the right crowd,
Eat the right food
And tell the wrong age.

o700. Joke for the day:
Height of optimism..
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies"
Major: "Excellent! We can attack in any direction."
Stay positive.


o681. "If you love someone,
Yoou would be willing to give up everything for them
But if they love you,
They would never ask you to."

o682. There is one thing everybody wants to feel
To be loved without begging for it.

o683. God placed different people in our lives for a reason
Some to challenge us,
Some to inspire us,
Some to stretch us,
Some to encourage us,
And some more for other good reasons
But don't forget that you also play a unique role in someone else's life
So be happy in whatever you're doing
No matter how small or difficult your task is
Only you can do it.
And only God knows how far your influence can go.

o684. If you move like you're happy
You begin to think happy thoughts
Amazing but true
Motion creates emotion
So get up and start the day with a smile.

o685. You have to learn that sometimes it isn't love
It's just a feeling
A sudden feeling
And you just over reacted

o686. Sabi nila
'Pag gwapo yung lalaki,
Maganda yung girlfriend
Almost perfect pa nga raw
Pero pansinin mo,
'Pag yung babae ang maganda,
Hindi lahat ng nagiging boyfriend nya, gwapo, diba?
Ang babae kasi
Mas tinitignan ang ugali kesa sa looks
Pero ang lalaki,
Basta maganda
Kahit pa ugaling IMPAKTA
At utak BIYA
Pwede na, diba?

o687. Usually, the person with more smiles
Is the same person with more heartaches.

o688. Two of the shortest words in the English language are YES and NO
And yet they're often the ones that require most thought before they are spoken.

o689. A person with a purpose does things out of the ordinary,
Above average..
Personality doesn't make a person extraordinary
Neither does intelligence nor education
What makes a person extraordinary is his/her purpose
The consuming desire to accomplish something in life.

o690. "Silence doens't always means yes,
It could also mean..
I'm tired of explaining to people who doesn't even care to listen with understanding.."


o671. "Nothing starts easy.
Everything begins at some level of difficulty.
Even waking up requires certain efforts.
But one thing beautiful abou life is the fact that what is most difficult
Is also the most rewarding and the most satisfying."

o672. I don't know for sure what being mature and wise is like.
But I think it's when you grow up enough
To finally be able to joke about the things that once broke your heart.

o673. It is in mistakes that we learn how to grow to be better individuals.
You may judge me for what you see
But it is not my mistakes that determines who am I
But it is what I do to make it right.

o674. The message of tooth ache:
"Even the sweetest thing on earth..
Can hurt."

o675. There are two reasons why people change:
1st, they've LEARNED a lot.
2nd, they've been HURT too much.

o676. You can respect and learn from people even if you don't like them.
You can learn something from anyone,
Because every person in the world knows something that you don't.

o677. "Sometimes, no mater how much you miss someone,
It's still wiser not to have that person back again."

o678. Ano ang kaibahan ng fairy tale sa SONA?
Ang fairy tale ay kwentong hindi totoo na may duwende.
Ang SONA ay may duwendeng nagukkwento ng hindi totoo.

o679. BOY: Pwede bang umakyat ng ligaw?
GIRL: Sorry, wala kaming stairs.

o680. "Magiging permanente ang lahat ng bagay sa buhay mo,
Kung marunong kang makuntento."

Friday, August 14, 2009


o661. Do you know why we should be very much thankful..
It's because we may never have everything
But at least we never had nothing..

o662. "You know what is the difference between promises and memories?
We break promises
Whereas, memories break us.."

o663. DOY: Ganda ng rolex mo, ah..
BOK: Napanalunan ko sa karera..
DOY: Talaga? Ilan kayong tumakbo?
BOK: Tatlo lang. Yung pulis, yung may-ari at ako.

o664. In facing life's ups and downs
Let's always cling to God
And dwell on His promises
Let's be like the finest bamboo;
Bending but not breaking.

o665. The value of waiting is a value of a lifetime.
If we know how to wait,
Life shall be easy because God knows what to give us in the right time.

o666."It is sweet if someone talks to you whenever he/she is available..
But it is sweeter if he makes himself available just to talk to you.."

o667. The person you love the most has the best capacity to make you the happiest in the world,
And may give you the worst heartache you can ever imagine..

o668. "Mistakes are painful when they happen..
But years later,
A collection of mistakes are called experience.
Exactly what life is made of."

o669. If ever you feel God's taking away something your hand,
Don't get sad.
He is only emptying your hand so you can receive something.
Better and special.

o670. "The real essence of saying the truth is not for them to believe you.
It's for them to realize that you don't have time to lie."


o651. "As long as there are good friends who tap your back for all the cute and sweet concerns,
Failure will just be an ant bite."

o652. There's nothing wrong about being scared..
Sometimes, fear is the only thing that saves us from doing something foolish.

o653. Demonyo dumating sa park.
PARI: Hah! Sa kapangyarihan ko at paniniwala, umalis ka demonyo! Alis!
DEMONYO: Wow! Parang pag-aari ang park..

o654. Para kang drugs..
You're a growing addiction I can't deny myself of.

o655. "When love is your greatest weakness,
You will be the strongest person in the world."
-- Reader's Digest

o656. "Everyone gets to a point of a breakdown,
Only some people hide it better."

o657. Start thinking positively early in the day.
Smile, because when you put a smile on a happy face,
You'll immediately start feeling better inside.

o658. Buti pa ang patay, nagpaparamdam.
Ikaw na buhay, di mo man lang magawang magparamdam.
Patayin kaya kita para magparamdam ka?

o659. "FORGIVENESS does not make the other person right.
It sets you free."

o660. "Don't look for things or people that are not there.
Just be thankful for what you have.
Because the more you look for something not with you,
The more you find something wrong with what you have."


o641. At one time in your life,
The one you have loved the most
Will suddenly,
Turn out to be the greatest stranger you have ever met.

o642. Kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo,
Bakit hindi mo subukang..
"Sumali sa buhay ko?"

o643. Nagtaka nga rin ako nung sinend sakin to.

o644. We don't have everything to enjoy life
But we have life to enjoy everything.
Always choose to see the nice things.
Life is happier that way.

o645. One day you will be surprised to see yourself smiling at the thought of caring for someone so much,
Who used to be just an ordinary person to you before.

o646. Mga bagong banat ni Melanie Marquez at Alyssa Alano:
-- I'm sick of tired.
-- True good to be true
-- When it rains, it's four
-- Once in a new moon
-- Please don't make fond of me
-- The more you hate, the more you laugh
-- Alma Mother
-- Keep your mouth shock
-- It's just the tip of the icing
-- Connect me if I'm wrong
-- I hope you don't mine
-- I wanna portrait the role
-- The nerd!
-- Will you please give me alone?

o647. Alam mo ba kung ano ang ipinagkaiba ng bulag sa nakakakita?
Hindi alam ng mga nakakakita kung kailan sila nabulag.
-- Bob Ong

o648. The average person tells 4 lies a day,
or 1460 a year for a total of 88,000 by the age of 60.
And the most common lie is:
"I'm fine."

o649. "At some point,
You will realize that you have already done too much for someone,
That the only next possible step to do,
Is to leave him/her alone."

o650. There are people who would kill just to see you fall.
So stay positive,
But within the boundaries of reality.


o631. "If people only knew that they wouldn't have a second chance,
They'll be extra careful with their actions.
So that nothing will be left broken."

o632. Loving someone is never an achievement..
It is a lifetime goal.

o633. Love makes you strong in front of the world
But weak in front of the one you love.

o634. A quote worth trying:
"No matter how bitter a tea gets,
Just one bite of sweet cookie changes everything."

o635. Throw your worries to the wind
And let them fly to God
In the end
It is He alone who guides the wind to breeze joy and love back to you.

o636. "You will not find someone worthy of your love in a field of gold
Nor in a sea of dreams
Nor in this world of fleeting appearances.
It is from the soul that embraces the heart where true love springs."

o637. Pretending to be friends with the one you love is like breathing underwater
You can't hold it too long
'Coz if you do,
You won't make it out alive.

o638. The leaves of trees just keep falling,
You can't always keep someone to stay with you forever.
Sometimes, you have to let go.
Yet, you have to remain standing,
Like trees do.

o639. "Don't watch the clock.
Just do what it does.
Keep going."

o640. "If you are happy,
Don't even bother to analyze why.
Just feel it while it lasts."


o621. Hindi tanga ang taong sobra magmahal..
Mas tanga ang taong minamahal na ng sobra,
Nakukuha pang maghanap ng iba.

o622. A sweet line from Jesus:
"I've come to you not to make you love me,
But rather to make you realize that you're worth loving."

Word or sentence that reads the same backwards and forwards.
a. Murder for a Jarof red rum
b. Never odd or even
c. No lemons, no melon
d. Nurse! I spy gypsies! Run!
e. Party booby trap
f. Was it a car or a cat I saw?
g. Yo! Banana boy!
--Nerdy mode

o624. "Happy relationships have a beneficial effect on health,
And one reason may be the stress relief that comes from intimacy."

o625."Don't choose a candy if you won't buy it anyway."
In other words,
"Don't be too sweet if you don't have plans to love the person."

o626. "He who fears the Lord has a secure fortress,
And for His children it will be a refuge."
Proverbs 14:26

o627. Arguments in a relationship sometimes means one thing,
You just miss each other.

o628. "If you don't like your destiny,
Don't accept it.
Instead, have the courage to change it,
The way you want it to be."

o629. "Heaven is not for people who are better than the rest,
But for people who sincerely try to become better than they were."

o630. If your friend is too frank that what he/she says hurts you,
Don't get mad
'Coz Donkey once told Shrek,
"Only true friends can be cruelly honest."

Thursday, August 13, 2009


o611. No one in this world can dictate to you where you can be happy
If you know where and what it is..
Go for it.
"Happiness is not a destiny..
It's a choice."

o612. I am not after being the reason behind your every smile.
What I really want
Is to become the ONLY ONE who can make you smile when nobody else can.

o613. "The time a person is gone will make you see his/her worth,
I have never heard people who misses somebody who is always with them."

o614. "There may be harm in risking,
But there can also be regrets in doing nothing."

o615. "God will command his angels concerning you,
To guard you in all your ways,
They will lift you up in their hands,
So that you will not strike your foot against a stone."
Psalm 91:11-12

o616. Let's pray before we start our day.
Dear Lord,
I ask for Your protection and care over my loved ones and myself.
Send your guardian angels to protect us
And lead us away from danger.
Lord, help me recognize Your intervention in my life
So I will never take You for granted.

o617. "It is impossible to live without failing at something,
Unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all
-- In which case, you fail by default."

o618. An amazing question:
Why do the words "I love you" need an answer although all of us know that it is not a question?

o619. Thought for the day:
"Kung may balak kang gawin ngayon,
'Wag mo nang ituloy.
Sige ka,
Wala ka nang gagawin bukas."
Very inspiring.

o620. TEACHER: Ano mangyayari 'pag puputulin ko ang isa mong tenga?
BATA: Hihina po ang pandinig ko.
TEACHER: Eh, kung dalawang tenga mo ang puputulin?
BATA: Lalabo po paningin ko.
TEACHER: Ha? Bakit paningin?
BATA: Malalaglag po salamin ko, wala nang sabitan.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009


o601. 3am..
LASING kumatok: Pre, tulong! Patulak naman.. Ayaw umandar, eh.
PRE naawa: Sige, sandali lang..
Nagbihis si PRE at lumabas: Saan ka?
LASING: Dito sa swing..

o602. "There are people in this world who would try to hurt you,
But there are also people who would get hurt because you're hurt."

o603. ANAK: Nay! Ang galing ng teacher ko!
Tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal.
NAY: Talaga, anak? Eh, di marunong ka nang gumalang?
ANAK: Natural! Parang tanga to.

o604. GURO: Kung may 100 ka at humingi ka ng 500 sa mama mo,
Magkano pera mo?
BOY: 100
GURO: Mali, di mo alam ang math mo!
BOY: Excuse me, di mo alam ugali ng mama ko!

o605. "The purpose of repeated experiences is to teach us the things we refused to learn."

o606. I walk and I see lovers.
I turn head and I see lovers.
I sit on the bench and beside me are lovers.
An old woman comes and asks me,
"You seemed to be contented sitting alone."
I answered,
"I know, at the right time, GOD will send that person to sit beside me forever."
She answered,
"Whatever, loser."
Buset na matanda..

o607. A morning smile will recharge you with tireless energy to go through the day.
Let God's providence be a reminder that He prepared the best for you today.

o608. Know what's the sweetest time of the day?
It's when you pray.
'Coz you're talking to the one who loves you the most.

o609. When you say you love someone.
Make sure your spelling is correct.
Because if you'll be going to browse a dictionary.
Luv. Lav. Lab. Lov.
Means nothing.

o610. "Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak.
Since birth,
It has always been a sign that you're alive."

Monday, August 10, 2009


o591. "Kung mahal mo ang isang tao,
Ipakita mo sa kanya..
Hindi yung para kang nag-upload ng picture sa friendster
Tapos ipa-private mo lang.."
--Nga naman!

o592. Sabi ni Newton:
"Every action has an equal and balance reaction."
Kaya pag may sumampal sa'yo ng malakas.
Panigurado, nasaktan din ang kamay nya.
Ganun din kaya sa pag-ibig?
'Pag nasaktan ka ng taong mahal mo,
Nasaktan din kaya siya?

o593. Sana T-Shirt nalang ako..
Para kahit minsan,
Maitry mo kung bagay ako sa'yo..

o594. Good thing about friends?
Sometimes, they bring the worst news,
With best intentions..

o595. Whenever someone judges you by your action,
Rubs in your negativities,
And tries to make you hate yourself,
Remember that you,
Above anyone else in this world,
Know yourself best.
"People don't tell you who you are..
You tell them.."

o596. Kahit words nga kailangan ng space para maintindihan..
Tao pa kaya?

o597. Alam mo miss na kita,
'Yung smile mo at kakulitan mo..
'Yung kwentuhan at asaran..
'Yung lakas ng tawanan..
Pero alam mo kung ano miss na miss ko?
'Yung saya kapag kasama kita..

o598. The way others treat you when you're there
Is something to be considered..
But the way they respect you when you're not around
Is much more important..

o599. Worry is like a rocking chair..
It gives you something to do,
But it doesn't get you any place..

o600. "Whenever you feel weak,
Remember those who make you strong..
And whenever you start to doubt yourself,
Remember those who believe in you.."

Wednesday, August 5, 2009


o581. 90 people have SWINE FLU
And yet everywhere wants to wear a mask..
A million people have AIDS
And no one wants to wear a CONDOM..
Just a thought..

o582. May araw na masaya..
Mas masaya..
At pinakamasaya..
Pero walang araw na malungkot..
Mas masaya ka nga lang kahapon..
Kaya pakiramdam mo, malungkot ka ngayon..

o583. "Life they say is touch and go..
People will only be there for sometime,
But for those who find you special
Will always find ways to stay."

o584. If God pays you P1.00 for every kind word you speak,
And takes away P1.00 for every unkind word you say,
Would you be RICH or POOR?
Reflect on it.

o585. Let God be the brightest light to guide your way
And the sweetest voice to comfort your day.
May His grace, mercy, strength and protection be with you always.

o586. "It's really hard to hold on to the feelings that you always hold on to..
To treat someone as an ordinary person
Where in fact they're very special..
To move on,
On your own with an empty heart.
To smile even if deep inside you are in pain.
To let go of the person you wanted to be with forever.
To accept reality that you are never meant to be.
To give up everything even if you still wanted to try."

o587. May God give you relief for every stress,
A sweet song for every sigh,
An answer for every prayer
And peace for every troubled moment.

o588. Loving someone who doesn't love you
Is like watching a star you know you can never reach
But you just have to keep trying
Why not?
Stars can fall, right?

o589. Ang mga babae ay parang pulis,
Kahit hawak na nila lahat ng ebidensya sa mundo,
Gusto pa rin nilang marinig na aminin mo ang totoo.

o590. Young romance (kids while playing):
BOY: Paabot naman..
GIRL: Ng ano?
BOY: Ng kamay mo..
Holding hands tayo..


o571. "If you have a chance to take the moment that you know will be memorable,
Grab it.
Always think that the word NEXT TIME is always too far.."

o572. Life is a walk of faith to God
- Full of pressures yet fulfilling
- Full of tests yet rewarding, and
- Full of trials yet strengthening

o573. "There are a lot of people who call you by your name..
But there is only one person who can make it sound so special."

o574. "Hindi ko ikamamatay ang pagtitig nya sa iba..
Yung tinititigan nya ang mapapatay ko.."

o575. "'Di dahil mukha siyang seryoso sa sinabi nya,
Eh, totoo na..
Kaya nga may konsepto ng panloloko..
Pinaniniwala ka sa bagay na 'di talaga totoo."

o576. A woman has two choices in life:
a. Not to get married and look for a husband everyday
b. To get married and look for her husband everynight.

o577. Pain of missing friends isn't their absence
But it's when you think of the good times you have shared
And you ask yourself,
"Will those moments ever happen again.."

o578. "Landiin ka man ng kung sinu-sino,
Kung alam mong iba ang mahal mo,
Hindi ka tatablan..
Parang speech ng promo girl sa grocery.
Alam mong hindi ka bibili ng produkto nya,
Pero pinapakinggan mo.
Kawawa naman kasi."
-- Bob Ong

o579. You should never assume that somebody loves you by only seeing their sweetness.
Sometimes, we should believe in the fact that some people are just..

o580. I took some chocolates from the fridge,
Some fell on the floor then broke into pieces,
It made me think..
"Even the sweetest things in life could break too.."

Tuesday, August 4, 2009


o561. Ang pagmamahal sa taong may mahal na iba
Ay parang pagsabit sa jeep,
Alam mong bawal pero ginawa mo pa rin
Dahil alam mong sasaya ka sa byahe
At umaasa ka na sa gitna ng byahe aalis din yung taong un.
At ikaw ang makakaupo.
Pero hindi mo ba naisip?
Kapag naupo ka na.
Maaaring may sumabit ding iba.
At ikaw, magagaya run sa naunang bumaba.
Luhaan at nag-iisa.
Tandaan, maaari kang magmahal
Pero 'wag kang maging dahilan ng kalungkutan ng iba.
-- Bob Ong

o562. A child asked his father:
"Why do I need to be humble?"
Then the father said:
"When you choose the lowly path,
There's no place to fall and the only way is up."

o563. "When life gets too hard to stand, KNEEL."

o564. "Every good girl is looking for a bad boy who can spice up her life,
But then again, every bad boy is just looking for a good girl who can change his world."

o565. "If all people are just honest with their real feelings,
I'm sure no one will get hurt because everybody would be aware if it's a lie or not."

o566. "How do you see that someone special is the one?"
Pretty much like finding the end of the scotch tape..
You don't need to see it,
You just have to feel it.

o567. Do you know why devils are sometimes admired?
It's because they know how to fight even though they're

o568. "Be nice to people on your way up
Because you will meet them on your way down."

o569. A true friend understands when you say, "I forgot"
Waits forever when you say, "One minute"
Stays when you say, "Leave me alone"
And opens the door even before you knock.

o570. "Of all goodbyes,
The kind of which hurt the most was the one your ears never heard of but your heart knew it was already being said.."

Monday, August 3, 2009


o551. God is too good to be mistaken,
God is too nice to be unkind,
So when you don't understand when you can't touch His hand,
When you can't see His plan,
Trust His heart.

o552. Am I a bad shooter?
'Coz I keep on missing you..

o553. A train station is where a train stops.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
On my desk, I have a workstation.

o554. "For a two-timer,
Wrong send is the hardest part."

o555. The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree..

o556. Are you under general anesthesia?
Bakit di mo maramdamang mahal kita?
Hanep sa hirit!
Ang lupit!

o557. Doesn't matter how tough we are,
Trauma always leaves a scar..
It follows us home.
It changes our lives.
Trauma messes everybody up.
But, maybe that's the point.
All the pain and the fear and the crap,
Maybe going through all that
Is what's keeps us from moving forward.
It's what pushes us.
Maybe we have to get a little messed up before we can step up.
-- Grey's Anatomy

o558. "In tough times,
Stay motivated by looking at how far you've come,
Rather than how far you have to go..
Count your blessings,
Not what's missing.."

o559. If one thing got broken and fixed after a long time..
Expect some changes.
It would never be the same anymore..

o560. "What counts most in making a happy relationship is not so much with compatibility
But how you deal with incompatibility.."


o541. "Nobody has the power to make things perfect.
But everyone is given countless chances to make things right."

o542. In LIFE, don't think about the pain we went through,
But the LESSON it taught.
Not how much we HURT and CRIED,
But how much we're BLESSED and LOVED by God.

o543. "Ang mabibigat ay gumagaan kapag binibitiwan."
Makes sense?
Learn to let go when you're hurting too much.

o544. "It's the physical appearance that makes us attracted to someone..
But it is what's inside that makes us stay.."

o545. SCENARIO: boy and girl with their friends in the canteen.
BOY: Sige, guys. Mauna na ko.
(Sabay grab sa hand ng girl, hinila rin patayo)
GIRL: Why?
BOY: (pointing at the sign board that says:
"Do not leave your valuables unattended")
-- Simple yet so sweet.

o546. Great friends are part of memories time can never erase..
When life is blessed with friends like you..
There will always be sweet memories to look back on..

o547. The best thing you can do for someone is to just exists
-- To be there when they suddenly realize that they need you right then.

o548. At times, it's hard to determine whether you really have a feeling for someone,
Or you are just carried away by the good things he/she does,
In other words,
You can never say if you are returning the love,
Or just returning the favor..

o549. One million memories,
One hundred thousand inside jokes,
Ten thousand great times,
One hundred secrets,
Just for one reason: FRIENDSHIP.

o550. Ang kiss..
Ay masarap na katulad ng spaghetti kung pababa ng pababa..

Sunday, July 26, 2009


o531. Friends are the major reasons
Why we continue going through life..
That's why a life without friends
Is like a hand without fingers..
It's pointless.

o532. I asked God,
"How do I get the best out of life?"
God answered,
"Face our past without regret,
Handle your present with confidence,
Prepare the future without fear.."
Then He added,
"keep the faith and drop the fear.
Don't believe you doubts
And never doubt your beliefs.
Life is wonderful,
If you know how to live."

o533. I asked God,
"Why did you have to create pain and hurt?
Why not all laughter and cheers?
Why do we have to cry?
Why aren't smiles painted in our faces?"
God got my hand and said,
"My child, when you're happy, you forget me..
Sometimes, I let you experience pain for you to recognize me..
Remember, through pain,
I'm making you a fighter..
The more yo cry, the more you're hurt,
The stronger you become.."
I smiled, then God added..
"Always remember that whatever happens,
It happens for a purpose.
I always give rainbow after the rain.."

o534. "Minsan kailangang magpanggap na patay na..
Para hindi na muling masaktan pa.."

o535. To : YOU
From: GOD
Date: Tonight
Subject: Yourself
Reference: Life
This is God.
Tonight, I will be handling ALL of your problems for you.
I do not need your help so sleep well.
I love you.
And remember, if life happens to deliver a situation that you can not handle,
Do not attempt to resolve it yourself!
Kindly put it in the SFGTD (Something for God to do) box.
I will get to it in my time.
All situations will be resolved, but in my time.
Not yours.
So once the matter is placed in the box,
Do not hold onto it by worrying about it.
Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
Should you decide to send this your friends, thank you.
You may have touched their lives in ways you'll never know.

o536. Simple thought:
"Problems are common to all..
But attitude makes the difference."

o537. Few relationships in earth never die..
Want to know what it is?
Read again with their first letters only.
Nice right?

o538. Friends but not lovers,
Lovers but not committed,
Committed but not official,
That's what you call,
"It's complicated."

o539. Wife: Palayasin mo na yang driver natin.
Limang beses na akong muntik masagasaan.
Husband: Huwag muna, honey.
Bigyan pa natin ng isang pagkakataon.

o540. To hear God's voice,
You must turn down the world's volume.


o521. JUAN: Badtrip, pare! Nanood ako ng sine kanina. Ubos P1000.00 ko!
PEDRO: Ha?! Bakit?!
JUAN: Bili ako ng bili ng ticket, tangna! Pinupunit kasi nung babae sa pinto. Parang tanga!
Haha. Sino kayang tanga?

o522. A girl with some friends went to a club to drink.
When they arrived, the girl read a sign..
"18 below are not allowed"
The girl said,
"Guys, 'wag na tayo tumuloy.
Sasampu tayo, eh."
-- Talino ni ate!

o523. A little faith will bring your soul to heaven;
A lot of faith will bring heaven to your soul.

o524. A good life is when you assume nothing,
Do more,
Need less,
Smile often,
Dream big,
Laugh a lot,
And realize how blessed you are for what you have.

o525. "I never regret loving a stupid person in the past..
At least he was lucky enough to experience the love I had for him..
Too bad, he wasted it."

o526. When does being happy become scary?
When your happiness could mean a heartbreak for somebody else..
--Barrack Obama

o527. "If anyone tries to pull you down,
It means you're on top of them.
INSECURITY reigns in the ugly heart of an empty brain."

o528. Most of the things we desire are expensive
But the truth is that the things that really satisfy us are free..
Laughter, family, true friends and most of all:
God's LOVE.

o529. The first person who's on your mind the moment you open your eyes after a long sleep is the reason either of your happiness or pain.
--Believe it or not..

o530. Somebody asked me once,
"How do you hold love?"
I answered,
"With my hands wide open,
With my heart ready to let go
And let the other grow.."
And that somebody asked,
"What if it hurts you?"
I smiled and said,
"Then it means I'm doing it right.."

Wednesday, July 22, 2009


o511. Life's hardest lessons are also the most precious.
They compel you to face your own weaknesses and fears.
And bring out hidden strengths you never knew you had.

o512. Life is an undying cycle.
It is a battle of survival.
If you quit, then you're a loser.
If you fall, then stand up.
If you keep on complaining about the miseries of life,
Nothing will happen.
God doesn't throw stones that we can not catch.
Live with Him and everything will turn out right.

RICH KID: Sometimes if you work hard enough,
You can get what you want.
But most times,
What you want and what you get are two different things.
Sometimes God breaks our spirit to save our soul.
Sometimes He breaks our heart to make us whole.
Although we can't have everything we want,
We can appreciate what we already have.
POOR KID: Yan na nga.
Para hinihiram lang PSP mo, eh!
Dami mo pang sinasabi!

o514. GF: San tayo pupunta?
BF: Punta tayo run sa madilim! Trust me!
GF: Ok!
Pagdating sa madilim.
GF: Bakit ka naghuhubo?
BF: 'Wag kang maingay.
GF: Maghuhubo na rin ba ako?
BF: Bakit? Tatae ka rin ba?

o515. We may fall in love fast
But sometimes it wouldn't last.
We may flirt and take off our shirt
But then it wasn't worth the dirt.
We may have flings even when we already have rings
And still end up with the one who give life its true meanings.
People are everywhere but true love is rare.

o516. "Happiness is never something you get from people.
The happiness you feel is in direct proportion to the love you are able to give."

o517. Actually, we are contented with what we have.
Not until we COMPARE.

o518. Two priests went to Boracay for a vacation.
They wore trunks so they can fit in.
While sun bathing,
A very sexy girl in a T-back bikini walked by and said,
"Hi, Fathers!"
They were amazed.
The next day, they changed outfits
And the same girl greeted them again.
The priests asked,
"How did you know we are priests?"
The girl replied,
"Hello?! Father, it's me. Sister Agnes po!"

o519. Always keep your optimism..
After all,
No one has ever damaged his eyesight by looking at the brighter side of life.

o520. 'Wag mag-alala sa GF/BF mo na hindi nagtetext.
Natural lang yan..
Sa nagloloko.

Monday, July 20, 2009


o501. A short story
GF: Break na tayo!
BF: Sige! Gutom na rin ako, eh.
'Yan ang tinatawag na misunderstanding..

o502. Faith is not about getting permission to do what is easy,
It's about gaining the courage to do what's difficult.
It's not about staying in your comfort zone,
It's about going where GOD leads.
It's not about believing what people say about GOD.
It's simply believing what GOD says.

o503. "Forget what ifs..
Because the more you ask yourself with these,
The more you're making yourself feel that you made the wrong choice."

o504. Certain things may catch your eyes..
But pursue only those that capture your heart.

o505. "A man decides using his mind.
And a boy decides using his heart."
-- He Got Game

o506. "Don't wait for the moment of regret
To realize that everything you want and dreamed of
Has left you for all the wrong reasons."

o507. "Someone can make you feel that you are so special,
But you'll never know if it's their habit to make everybody feel that way."

o508. LOLO: Laro tayo!
LOLA: Ano?
LOLO: Kahit ano, 'wag lang taguan..
LOLA: Bakit naman?
LOLO: Because a girl like you is impossible to find..
Ayun, o.. Si LOLO..

o509. Things happen with valid reasons..
If you doubt why something happens to you,
Stick to this:
"We can never learn to be strong if the only thing in this world is joy."
In short,
Welcome bullshits once in a while.

o510. Once you lose someone,
It is never exactly the same person who comes back..
Ang hirap kapag wala na..

Wednesday, July 15, 2009


o491. Sa bilibid:
WARDEN: Sa araw na ito, lahat kayo ay magkakaroon ng bagong brief!
PRESO: Yeheey! Ang bait mo naman, warden.
WARDEN: Ok. Exchange briefs.

o492. Pwede ba MCDO nalang ang itawag ko sayo?
Masyado kasing obvious pag sinabi kong "Love ko 'to".

o493. A fish would never be happy living on land
'Coz it was made for water.
A bird would fall after flying
'Coz it belongs to the land.
And you will never feel completely satisfied on earth
'Coz you were made for heaven.

o494. Mabilisang Usapan
BOY: May gagawin ka bukas?
GIRL: Wala, bakit?
BOY: Pakasal tayo?

o495. People must try to be sensitive of other's feelings,
'Coz not everyone is strong enough to endure pain..
After all, there's no anaesthesia for a broken heart.

o496. In your journey to life,
The word of God is your map
And his wisdom is your compass,
And when you face battles,
Let love be your armor.
And let God be your shelter.

o497. "Kung ang lahat ng ginagawa nya ay binibigyan mo ng kahulugan..
Malapit ka nang maging DICTIONARY.."

o498. Sometimes,
All it takes is
Anohter chnace
Anothre cahnec
Aonther chacne
To get things right.

o499. Angelina: Yaya, o. May dugo sa daliri ko!
Yaya: Ay, wawa naman Angelena ko. Lika sipsipin ko ang dugo. O, ayan wala nang dugo. Saan ka ba nasugatan?
Angeline: Wala. Who told you that nasugatan me? I tiris the garapata ni Bantay. Yuck, yaya! You make sipsip the dugo ng garapata.
You're such a loser!

o500. It's a wonder how love strikes you at the most unexpected time.
And somehow,
In some way,
It disappears exactly at the moment you are ready to face it.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009


o481. Moods of a woman:
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction.
She's afraid of a wasp,
Will scream at a mouse;
But will tackle a stranger in the house.
Sour as vinegar.
Sweet as a rose;
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
She'll win you in rage,
Enchant you in silk;
She'll be stronger than brandy,
Milder than milk.
At times, she'll be vengeful, merry and sad;
She'll hate you like poison
And love you like mad.
Moods of a man:
Yun lang..

o482. It's overused.
It's a cliche.
It's corny.
It's just a line.
It's illogical.
It's troublesome.
It's always too abrupt.
It's never on cue.
It's difficult to say.
It'll be held against you.
It's too bold.
It's often quite pathetic.
It's amazing how after everything,
"ILOVEYOU" still works.

o483. Lord, enlighten what is dark in me.
Strengthen what is weak in me.
Mend what is broken in me.
Bind what is bruised in me.
Heal what is sick in me.
Straighten what is crooked in me.
And revive whatever peace and love have died in me.
In Jesus name, AMEN.

o484. God is always at work with you.
That's why you always have to be confident in everything you do.
He is not just beside or behind you.
But He is in you.

o485. God is always by our side.
To catch us if we fall,
To encourage our dreams,
Inspire our happiness,
Hold our hand,
And help us through it all..

o486. God didn't give us mind
To doubt;
To fear;
To grieve..
He gave us the power
To believe;
To hope;
To love..
For He wants us to see life the way He made it.

o487. Life is not about dreams,
It's about the choices you make.
It's sad,
It's hard
But for some, it's true.
Believe me, it's true.
I can attest to that.
I'm ready for another day.

o488. Don't settle for someone who buys you coffee.
Go for someone who makes you one.

o489. Pwede kang magmahal kahit na ilang ulit.
Pero ang tunay na pagmamahal,
Minsan lang.
Kaya piliin mong mabuti yung taong mamahalin mo
Yung taong kaya kang samahan hanggang sa
Di pa ko tapos, eh.
Excited ka!

o490. Don't play love with the person who can play better.

Sunday, July 12, 2009


o471. BADONG: Uwi na ko! At gusto ko nang hubarin ang panty ni misis.
JUANCHO: Hot na hot ka na ba, pare?
BADONG: Hindi. Masyado kasing masikip sakin, eh.

o472. "Friendship" is one of the best things to keep
'Cause somewhere in the middle,
New friends may come,
But I hope you will still keep me in your heart.
Even if,
Someone better comes..

o473. Why was alcohol created?
So ugly people would have a chance to have sex with the hotties.
Choose your drinking buddies.

o474. 'Wag kang matakot na hindi na maaayos ang lahat ng gulo sa buhay mo..
Malay mo,
Ginulo lang talaga 'yun para umayos ka..

o475. Lahat ng tao, liar.
Lahat ng tao, plastik.
Lahat ng tao, manloloko.
Pero ikaw hindi.
Kasi hindi ka tao.
For me, you're an angel.
Napangiti siya.
May pangil naman.

o476. It's like a routine..
I like him on Monday.
Fall for him on Tuesday to Thursday.
Turned off on Friday.
I think I'm over him on weekends.
But when I see him next Monday morning,
I fall for him all over again..

o477. We get hurt only by people who occupy a big part of our heart.
The more it hurts,
The more important the person is..
But don't get flattered.
Don't hurt people just to know how important you are.
People get tired.
Immunity is not always for pain.
Sometimes, it's for the emptiness.

o478. Always tell someone how you feel.
Mean what you say..
And say what you mean...
Even when it's hard..
'Coz opportunities are lost in a blink of an eye
But regrets can last a lifetime..

o479. Sometimes best things in life arise at the wrong time
And the only options left are:
Grab it now
Or never have it again..

o480. A person tired and down 'coz of life's trials and hardhips asked God,
"Why are there so many hills and mountains to climb in life?"
God answered,
"For you to have a better view."

Wednesday, July 8, 2009


o461. I don't believe that LAUGHING has always been the best medicine..
I know that sometimes,
A cry can cure what a laugh can't..

o462. I think,
The best time to say that you already found the right one,
Is when you stop looking for more..

o463. Sooner or later,
Start taking yourself seriously.
Know when you need a break.
Know what to get worked up about and what to get rid off.
Do something that makes you stronger and more complete.
Because it is never too late to change one.

o464. "No matter how good a friend is,
They're going to hurt you once in a while.
And you must forgive them for that."

o465. Why can't we love two persons at the same time?
It is the same reason as to why we can't wear two different shoes at the same time..
Posible pero..
Pangit tignan.

o466. "Often times, people tend not to say what they feel..
Not because they don't know if it's real..
But because they're too afraid that the response might kill.."

o467. An astronomer's proof that God exists:
"I always look at the 8 planets and see every movement of it.
I realize all of them are moving..
But one thing really amazes me..
The earth never changes it's course - not even a bit..
Even one degree.
You know why?
If the earth gets one degree closer to the sun, it will burn..
And one degree apart, it will freeze..
So, I realized, there's someone holding it.
Someone called GOD."

o468. Unfaithfulness starts when,
You learn to look for the 10% missing part of your partner
And taking for granted the remaining wonderful 90%..

o469. It hurts when people say you're wrong,
When in fact,
They would definitely do the same if they were in your place.

o470. You are wise when you know the limits of your wisdom.
And you are alive when tomorrow's hopes mean more to you than yesterday's mistakes.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


o451. There are things in life that never last,
But the truth is,
You never lose them until you let them go..
Life is about choices
Hanging on, holding back, letting go..
But some things do last..
If you just let them
And if they let you..

o452. SMILE
You don't own all the problems in the world..
Some of them are mine..

o453. Feeling ko talaga, magaling ka sa puzzle..
Kasi simula palang ng araw ko,
Nabuo mo na agad..

o454. There are two rules to remember when asking questions:
First: Do not ask questions if you're not prepared to hear the answer.
Second: Do not ask questions if you refuse to believe the answer..

o455. Friendship isn't ranked by:
Whom we have known the longest..
Who came first..
Or who cares the best..
It's about who came
And never left.

o456. Isang malupit na banat ng isang batang tamad sa kanyang mapag-utos na ina:
"Umayos ka, 'Nay..
And Diyos nga, sampu lang ang utos,
Ikaw ang dami na!
Gusto mo rin ipako, ha?"

o457. "When we look back and wonder how we ever made it through,
We realize,
It's not because we've been clever,
But because God has been wise;
Not because we've been strong,
But because God has been mighty;
Not because we've been consistent,
But because God has been faithful.."

o458. I can't fix your life,
I can't solve all your problems,
I can't stop every tear from falling,
But there's one thing I can do..
I can stay next to you till time allows me to.

o459. Happiness is not a destination.
It's a journey.
Pure and simple.

o460. "How can you believe if in the middle of 'BELIEVE' is the word 'LIE'?"
Just a funny thought.
Makes sense?

Monday, July 6, 2009


o441. GIRL: Itay, nagbold po ako sa magasin. Nasa page 10 ako.
ITAY: Kinakahiya kita! Sa palagay mo ba, may mas nakakahiya pa sa ginawa mo?!
GIRL: Meron po, tay! Si inay nasa page 16.

"Treat everyone with LOVE,
Even those who are rude to you,
Not because they are nice,
But because, you are nice."

o443. A bear, a lion and a pig were talking who's most feared.
BEAR: I roar, forest trembles.
LION: I roar, jungle shakes.
PIG: I cough and whole world panics.

o444. "Pano mo masasabing special ka sa isang tao kung ang bawat ginagawa nya sa'yo ay ginagawa nya sa iba."
-- Bob Ong

o445. "I learned that I don't need to hold on too long to what's never meant for me..
Sometimes, I need to set things free,
Even if it hurts me more badly.."

o446. "Pa'no mo makikita yung taong para sa'yo kung ayaw mo namang tantanan 'yung taong pinipilit mong maging para sa'yo."
-- Bob Ong

o447. "In order for you to move on,
You must understand what you felt,
Why you felt it
And why you should no longer feel it. "

o448. JUAN: Lintik na sabon to! Ayaw bumula!
PEDRO: Pano bubula yan?! Hindi naman basa ang katawan mo!
JUAN: Syempre! For dry skin to. Basahin mo kasi label!

o449. Never a weakness that He can't fill.
Never a sickness that He can't heal.
Never a sorrow that He doesn't share.
Never a prayer that He can't hear.

o450. Find someone,
Who isn't afraid to admit that they miss you..
Who knows that you're not perfect,
But treats you as if you are..
Whose biggest fear is losing you..
Who says I love you,
And means it..
Someone who would one day wake up with you in the morning
To see you with wrinkles and gray hair,
And still falls in love with you all over again.

Saturday, July 4, 2009


o431. No one is born happy
But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness.
So today,
Make others happy.
Flash your smile.

o432. LOLO: Gino, paabot nga ng kape ko.
APO: Gina po.
LOLO: Gino, paabot ng kutsara.
APO:Lo, Gina po.
LOLO: Taena ka, Gino! Tigil-tigilan mo yan kabaklaan mo.

Do not value the things in your life,
But value who you have in life.

a. "Ate, pabili nga po ng colgate, 'yung close up."
-- Adik sa toothpaste?!
b. "Sarado mo pinto, lalabas ang aircon."
-- Sosyal, may paa!
c. "Yaya, salubungin mo ang school bus ni Junior."
-- Tama yan! Pasagasaan mo.
d. "Anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan, ha."
-- Patayin din si Junior.
e. "Tinuka ako ng ahas."
-- Manok ba ito at may tuka?
f. "May tonsil ako."
-- Kami rin.
g. "May candy ako, ayaw mo?"
-- Offer ba yan?
h. "Tulog ka na?"
-- Malaman mo pa kaya kung oo?
i. "Lowbatt ako, eh."
-- Debaterya ka na rin?

o435. At 12 hour 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year (2009)
The time and date will be
12:34:56 07/08/09
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
This will never happen in your life again.
Be the first to tell them.

o436. "Itutuwid ko ang landas mo,
Para sa'kin ka didiretso."
Yan ang banat!

o437. "I don't want to go somewhere
If I know you are not there,
Because my heart needs to be right next to where you are.."

o438. Nice logic:
Do you know why so many marriages don't last?
Because at the wedding,
The bride doesn't marry the
Come to think of it.

o439. Sabi ng teacher ko,
Kailangan ko raw uli mag-aral ng alphabet
Kasi everytime I recite it,
I always miss "you"

o440. Did you know that when you walk at night,
There's a 30% chance your body will be heavier
Because some spirits ride at your back.
-- Time Magazine

Thursday, July 2, 2009


o421. A good apology has three parts:
a. I'm sorry
b. It was my fault
c. How do I make it right?
A lot of people usually miss the third part.

o422. They say I'm a murderer
But I really don't mean to do it
They said looks could kill
'Di ko naman talaga sinasadya na
"Ngiti ko palang, pamatay na"

o423. One day, I was standing on the street
Then a boy came to me and said
"Ate, bili ka na po ng payong.."
Nagtaka ako kasi di naman maaraw..
Di rin naman maulan..
Then I asked, "Bakit?"
The boy said,
"Inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan, eh."
Oh, come on..
Give me a tolda..

o424. To fall in love is very easy
Staying in love is a challenge
Letting go is the hardest part
And moving on is a damn suicide..

o425. Love is somehow making choices
It's either choosing pain for others' happiness,
Or happiness for others' pain..

o426. College life..
Ang pinakamahirap at napaka-B.I. na tanong:
"'Tol, papasok ka?"
Ang mapanuksong sagot:
The best na sagot:
"Ewan ko nga, eh.."
Which results to:
"Tara, 'wag na tayong pumasok.."

o427. "It's true that people can move on..
You can never change the fact that only amnesia and death can erase memories.."

o428. Sa party, nilapitan ng gwapong lalaki ang panget na babae..
L: Gusto mo bang sumayaw?
Tuwang-tuwa ang babae na tumayo..
L: Buti naman.. Paupo ako..

o429. The world's happiest friends never have the same characters..
They just have the best understanding of their differences..

o430. The more we think of the future,
The more we forget the present..
Always keep in mind that..
"No matter where we're going,
It starts from where we are.."

Tuesday, June 30, 2009


o411. Healing of the mind happens by letting go of bad memories;
Healing of the heart through forgiveness;
And healing of the soul through prayers.

o412. 'Wag kang matakot na baka magkamali
Walang mapapala kung 'di ka magbabakasakali
Dahil lumilipas ang oras
Baka ka maiwanan kung hindi mo susubukan..
-- Parokya ni Edgar

o413. Naranasan mo na bang magalit sa mahal mo?
'Yung sobrang galit na galit ka na?
Tapos yayakap siya sa'yo..
Maiinis ka sa sarili mo,
Kasi yakap palang nya,
Napatawad mo na siya..

o414. "If people can't let go of you,
It doesn't mean they love you,
Sometimes they can't let you go because...
They know you are always there when they need you.."

o415. What's the worst question someone could ever ask you?
"Akala ko ba may something kayo?"
Then you'd look down, smile and answer..
"Akala ko rin, eh."

o416. They say if love becomes painful
It's time to let that love go
And save yourself..
But just keep this in mind..
"If love is true,
Pain is never a reason to let go.."

o417. "The true friends are not like the one you like and wished for..
It's the one that stands in the background and catches you when you fall..
The person who once got mad at you..
But decided to stay with you.."

o418. Loving someone does not need a reason.
If you can explain why you love someone,
It's not called LOVE..
It's called LIKE..
Make a lesson..

o419. I asked a guy about what his lover did that made him so in love..
Eagerly he replied,
"She hugs me everytime we meet,
Asks me if I'm ok.
Send me text messages saying iloveyou.."
Then he asked me too.
"How about you?"
I smiled and answered,
"My lover went up the cross nailed,
Wore a crown of thorns
And died for me.."
Then he said,
"Oh, too bad..
You must have missed your lover so much."
I smiled again and said,
"Ahm.. No..
Because from the moment I knew what He did,
He never left my heart."

o420. Bakit mo mamahalin ang isang taong may iba namang mahal?
Para magulo ang relasyon nila..
Kung miserable ka,
Dapat sila rin..

Monday, June 29, 2009


o401. Whenever you share the goodness in your heart,
You always end up winning.
Because life is an echo,
It gives back to you what you have given.
Stay nice,
Even others can not
Even others do not
And even others will not.
Be a blessing..

o402. The only way to grow is
To have the initiative to get out of your comfort zone
And do things you thought you couldn't do..

o403. 'Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sa'yo
Hayaan mo..
Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw,
Ayaw mo na rin sa kanya
Naunahan ka lang..

o404. Sometimes,
The only thing people see is what you did
When in fact,
They should be looking at why you did it.

o405. Are you in love when you miss a person?
A psycho said..
It is just a state of mind where you feel lonely and wanting to be with someone who appreciates you..

o406. Ano ang gagawin mo sa bagay na nawawala?
Kung di mo mahanap?
Kung hindi mapalitan?
Eto ngayon ang tanong,
Ano ang gagawin mo sa bagay na nawala na hindi mo mahanap
Hindi mo mapalitan at ayaw mong kalimutan?

o407. Did you know that the heart has no pain receptors?
So the next time someone breaks your heart.
Move on.
Your pain is just an illusion.
A temporary psychological disturbance that you have to overcome.
In short,
It's all in the mind.

o408. "Think and take time to listen to your heart.
Sometimes you don't need to ask yourself who you love now
But ask yourself who really makes you feel happy
And makes you feel loved."

o409. What's nice about GOD?
The more you think of Him,
The closer He gets to you..
If you forget Him,
He follows you..
And if you fall down..
He will carry you..

o410. Take this in mind:
Once you've done your part
And yet,
Nothing changes,
Maybe it's about time others do their part.


o391. Tanong ko lang:
Breastfed ka ba?
Studies show that if you were a breastfed baby,
You're close to your mom.
But if you were bottlefed,
Syempre mas close ka sa mga bote,
Bote ng redhorse, strong ice, colt 45, matador at iba pa.

o392. If one thing got broken
And fixed after a long time..
Expect changes..
It would never be the same anymore..
It'e either better or worse.

o393. "Ang mata ay ginawa para makita ang daan..
Hindi para iyakan ang nagdaan.."
--Bob Ong

o394. There are six hundred billion people in this world.
Six hundred billion souls
And sometimes,
All you need is one..

o395. "Proving happiness isn't seen on how many times you laughed.
But it's finding that sensible reason everytime you laugh.

o396. Kapag ako namatay,
Ayokong RIP ung nakalagay sa lapida ko..
Ang gusto ko...

o397. You're a certain person I always enjoy sending text messages
'Coz I want you to feel that you're really a part of my expenses.
Ay, mali!
Thoughts pala.

o398. "You'll never leave where you are,
Until you decide where you would rather be.."

o399. "Para akong isang libong pera na nakakalat sa lupa..
Inaangkin ng iba,
Di naman sa kanila.."

o400. Hangga't di mo nahahanap ang taong para sa'yo,
'Wag kang titigil sa paglandi.

Friday, June 26, 2009


o381. "It's not how well you jump over the obstacles
Or how fast you get to the top
But how often you stop to help people that makes life worthwhile."

o382. "I may not be perfect in many things
But many things can not be perfect without me."

o383. There will come a time in your life when you will become in love with a single soul.
For this person,
You would do anything about the hardships.
But when asked why,
You have no answer.
You'll try your whole life to understand how a single person can affect you so much,
But you'll never find out.
And no matter how badly you hate it
Or how badly it hurts.
You'll love this person without regret for the rest of your life.

o384. Life can never promise to be always happy,
But life gets better after you accept things that you can't change.

o385. You can do anything,
Think or believe what you like.
Have all the knowledge in the world.
But if you do not know how to love,
You are nothing.

o386. IMMATURE people always want to win an argument,
Even at a cost of a relationship.
MATURE people understand that it's always to lose an argument,
And win a relationship.

o387. To walk is what I always do.
But I prefer not to look back to people who's no longer walking with me.
Then someone asked me:
"Why did you just let other people leave you?"
Then I answered:
"Life is a long journey.
Let's see who will be walking with me until the end of my story."

o388. "YES, KAMI NA ULIT!"
Sabi ng mga batang naglalaro ng chinese garter after ma-DEAD ang mga kalaban.

o389. Ano to?
( + . [ ] :: )
Titignan nya pa yan ulit.

o390. Sometimes you have to give up everything
Not because of love.
But because of...

Wednesday, June 24, 2009


o371. You deserve a day where worries don't get in the way of anything.
A day where even if some people are insensitive or unkind,
You're not going to mind because the blessings in your life are far,
Far better than the burdens..

o372. Similarities create friendships
But differences hold them together.

o373. Bakit ko pa kailangan ng ENERVON?
Kung ikaw lang naman ang HAPPINESS ko?
Naks. Haha.

o374. Sometimes you'll never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

o375. The world can offer a lot,
But having it all doesn't ensure contentment.
What we value define our happiness.
What we keep spells our purpose.

o376. If everybody deserves a second chance,
Does it mean we also have the freedom to waste the first one?

o377. There's nothing scarier than getting what you really really want.
Because then,
You'd have something really really wonderful to lose.

o378. If a person isn't interested in you, then leave.
It's as simple as that.
Don't beg.
Don't look back.
And don't cry.
If this person can't appreciate who you are,
Then you don't need that person in your life.
Choose to be with someone who sees the beauty that is sometimes too well hidden.

o379. When you think you're not happy with your life,
Always think that you make someone happy because you exists.

o380. When you see strange things happening in your life
And wonder why these should happen to you,
Take time to see how it all fits in
And you will see a reason for everything.

Monday, June 22, 2009


o361. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute,
Then forget the stupid fruit.
-- Katrina Halili

o362. "Kung masaya ka,
'Wag mo nang isipin kung bakit.
Damahin mo nalang habang nararamdaman mo pa."

o363. "One thing I've learned,
You can't make anybody feel the way you like them to.
If they do, it's wonderful.
And if they don't, you just move on."
-- Nicole, Kyle XY

o364. "An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie,
For an excuse is a lie guarded."
-- Pope John Paul II

o365. It's hard when you've met the right love at the wrong time
But what's more painful is when you have to give up the right love
'Coz you have to face the right time
Holding the wrong love.

o366. MAR sa loob ng pedicab
MAR: Anong pangarap nyo?
BATA: Seaman sana; Ako po artista..
Pero hindi ko na iniisip,
Kanya-kanyang kayod po rito.
Walang maayos na trabaho.
Walang pambili ng gamot.
MAR: Anak, itabi mo.
Pupunta tayo sa Makati.
Dahil sa Makati, libre ang edukasyon.
Todo-todo ang benepisyo.

o367. It's sad how busy we can get sometimes
And forget to keep in touch with each other,
But I want you to know that nothing's changed.
I still look great.

o368. Once a boy asked God:
"Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage?"
God's reply,
"No, it's not..
But the problem is, you guys don't sleep."

o369. Never beg people to stay against their will
If they really care for you and wants to be a part of you
They will make an effort to have time with you.

o370. You really have to stumble and fall a lot of times for you to appreciate the luscious taste of happiness.
It's like a ratio of 10 pains to one real smile.

Sunday, June 21, 2009


o351. May mga taong walang pakialam..
May mga taong akala mo walang pakialam pero deep inside nag-aalala naman..
May mga tao namang sobra magpakita ng pag-aalala..
Ganyan talaga..
Iba-ibang tao..
Iba-ibang trip..
Ikaw ba, ano bang trip mo?

o352. "Kung mahal mo ang isang tao,
Hindi mo hahayaang lumipas ang araw na masama ang loob nya sa'yo."
--Oo nga naman.

o353. "Lucky are those who are single,
For they are saved from feeling the pain of being taken for granted."

o354. There are only three things I need in my life:
LOVE to make me weak.
BEER to make me strong.
And FRIENDS to pick me up when LOVE and BEER made me hit the floor.

o355. Angels fly not because of their wings,
But because they have no burdens in their hearts.
Lift everything to God
And you'll walk around like an angel.

o356. Life is an undying cycle.
It is a battle of survival.
If you quit, then you're a loser.
If you fall, then stand up.
If you keep on complaining about the miseries of life, nothing will happen.
God doesn't throw stones that we can't catch.
Live with Him and everything will turn out right.

o357. Sa mga habulin at pantasya,
Mga gwapo at magaganda,
Mga muse at escort,
Mga cute,
Mga crush ng bayan,
Ang inyong "PINUNO" ay matutulog na..

o358. GIRL: Aanhin mo yang hagdan?
BOY: Huh? Ahm. Aakyat sana ako sa'yo ng ligaw.
GIRL: Hindi na kailangan. Yumuko ka nalang.
BOY: B-Bakit?
GIRL: Pakipulot ung puso ko, nahulog na kasi sa'yo.

o359. High achievement comes from strong ambitions.
But the competitive struggle for success can lead to too high level of motivation.
Don't allow the success ideology to turn you into an anxious striver.

o360. Too much disappointment can weaken one's faith.
Too many lies can weaken one's trust.
Too much betrayals can cause a person to be afraid.
Too much abuse can destroy respect.
And the sad truth is..
Too much pain felt by a loving heart can cause it to freeze until it goes numb by the never ending pain
And it doesn't feel any love,


o341. Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko pag nagkaanak ulit kayo ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali rin pangalan ko.
Manny: Uu naman, 'Nay. Kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Dionisia: Hindi, ah. May naesep na nga ako, eh.
Manny: Talaga, 'Nay? Ano?
Dionisia: Diomanji!

o342. BF: Alam mo, mahal, para sa'kin, para kang tae.
GF: Eeew! Kadiri! Bastos!
BF: Totoo yun, promise! Seryoso ako!
GF: At bakit?!
BF: Kasi 'di kita kayang paglaruan.

o343. Makakabalik ka sa lugar pero hindi na sa panahon.
Makikita mo ulit ang taong minahal mo pero hindi na mauulit ang nararamdaman nyo noon.
Lahat ng nangyari na noon ay isa na lamang masayang gunita ngayon na paminsan-minsan ay gusto mong masulyapan muli.
Sabay bulong sa sarili,
"Sana pwedeng ibalik ang mga nangyari noon para magawa kong tama ang mga maling desisyon ng pagkakataon."

o344. Behind every event is God's purpose.
At times we consider a trial is simply His permission for us to rearrange our lives to be more meaningful.

o345. No matter how bad yesterday was,
It now belongs to the past.
Don't let it worry you nor stop you from pursuing the many possibilities.

o346. "If you leave something wonderful with those who come to your life.
They will find it hard to erase you from their hearts."
Little things matter most.

o347. How can you simply forget someone who has given you so much to remember.

o348. Maybe "trusting" is a better compliment that "loving"
'Coz you can not always trust the one you love
But believe me,
You can always love the one you trust.

o349. Paano ba magmahal nang di ka nasasaktan?
Paano ba magmahal nang di ka iiyak?
Paano kung pagod ka na pero mahal mo pa rin siya?
Susuko ka ba?
O magpapatuloy kahit nasasaktan ka na?

o350. "You can't expect someone to feel exactly the same way you're feeling."