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o691. "Get close enough to have fun,
But don't get attached enough to get hurt."

o692. In love, you can't see the bad side of someone
That's the pathetic part of being in love..
That sometimes even the worst person in this world can be the best person for your own belief.
As McPaul said,
"Love is not blind,
It sees but it doesn't mind."

o693. Sometimes you can say "I moved on"
But deep inside you know your stranded
Well,
You can't know how long you'll feel that way,
'Coz as long as you feel the love,
There will always be pain

o694. "We cannot control how anyone else react,
So let's give each person in our lives the same freedom that we seek for ourselves
RESPECT.."

o695. Banat ng mga ex:
"So what kung may chemistry kayo?
Bukod sa may history tayo,
I know your anatomy.."
Haha..
Adik na ex!

o696. "Maybe the reason why you have to stop loving a person
Is because fate chose both of you to be friends,
Where forever is a lot more possible."

o697. JUAN: Oy, ano yan? Pinya? Penge naman.
PEDRO: Penge? Asan ka nung nagtanim ako?
Nung oras na nag-aaral ako?
Nung naghihirap ako?
Asan ka?!
JUAN: Nakulong kasi ako, eh.
Nakapatay ako ng maramot.
PEDRO: Aah.. Ganun ba? Kuha ka na.
May papaya at mangga pa ako run. Gusto mo?

o698. Sa mental hospital,
NURSE: Ano nasa isip mo ngayon?
PATIENT: Pamilya ko.
Naawa ang nurse.
NURSE: Nasan ba ang pamilya mo?
PATIENT: Nasa isip ko nga. Tanga nito.

o699. The secret of being young,
Sleep the right number of hours,
Go with the right crowd,
Eat the right food
And tell the wrong age.
Hahaha..

o700. Joke for the day:
Height of optimism..
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies"
Major: "Excellent! We can attack in any direction."
Stay positive.