Wednesday, April 29, 2009


o121. A message worth reading..
"First, I was dying to finish high school and start college.
And then I was dying to finish college and start working.
And then I was dying to marry and have children.
And then I was dying to raise my children.
And then I was dying to retire.
And now, I am dying.
And suddenly, I realized I forgot to live."
Live well, laugh often.
'Coz we will never know what is going to happen.
Make every moment count.

o122. Sometimes, I wish to change myself.
'Coz I think I'm too bad like a freak,
I always do stupid things,
I don't know why I'm like this.
Can I ask you?
"Are you happy you met me?"

o123. "If you're about to undergo a painful experience,
Try drinking more water.
According to research, thirsty people are more sensitive to pain."
-- Reader's Digest

o124. The worst punishment you could get from doing something wrong is seeing your loved ones suffering from the punishment that was meant to be yours.

o125. A sexy starlet was asked why she broke off with her politician boyfriend.
She replied,
"I saw him in swimming trunks.
Ang pangit nga pala nya 'pag wala siyang wallet."

o126. GIRL: Don't be shy, you can ask me out.
BOY: Ok, go out.

o127. "Siguro kung tatamaan ng kidlat ang mga taong 'di tumutupad sa salitang PROMISE,
Magmimistulang fireworks display everyday."
-- Bob Ong

o128. Nasaan ka kagabi?!
Bakit wala ka sa panaginip ko?
Yan ang hirit.

o129. Fulfillment doesn't merely mean achieving your highest dreams in life.
It also means living a life that has made the lives of others worth living.

o130. Sinong pipiliin mo?
Ang maganda/gwapong nananakit sa puso mo?
O ang pangit na nananakit sa mata mo?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009


o111. Love always sparks through the good times,
And it's up to you to make it last through the bed times
I mean, bad times pala.
Sorry, slang, eh!

o112. Nobody loves me,
Puro crush lang!
Akala nyo, ah!

o113. I could never choose what's best for you
Either could I say what you should do.
But remember that when the best things go wrong,
"I wish I could be there to make you strong."

o114. "Okay lang kahit nakakahilo,
Basta gusto ko, sa'yo lang iikot ang mundo ko."

o115. "Ang mga taong 'di photogenic at 'di magawang maging gwapo at maganda sa picture
Laging suggestion, WACKY tayo! Dali, WACKY tayo!"

o116. Behind a flirt image is the fact that they are more genuine, real and natural
than others who act like conservative ones.

o117. "When you realize how hard it is to change yourself,
You begin to understand what little chances we have of changing others."

o118. Two of the hardest tests in life:
The patience to wait for the right moment.
And the courage to accept whatever you encounter.

o119. If a person is SINGLE,
It doesn't mean that she/he knows nothing about love.
In fact, going SOLO is a lot wiser than being in a wrong relationship.

o120. There's nothing wrong in showing you care for someone
What's wrong is expecting him to do the same.

Monday, April 27, 2009


o101. If you feel stressed,
Give yourself a break.
Eat some cake, ice cream, fruits, chocolates or other sweets.
'Coz stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

o102. Why do girls eat chocolate right after breaking up?
-Because the sweetness of the chocolate makes them forget the bitterness of breaking up.
Why do guys drink beer right after breaking up?
-Because the bitterness of beer makes them forget the sweetness of the girl.

o103. Do you know what's wrong with SORRY?
It gives people the wrong idea that any mistake can be solved by a single word.

o104. Missing someone isn't about how long it's been since you've seen them last or the amount of time since you've talked.
It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish..
You wish they were right there with you.

o105. A nice thought:
Listen to your elder's advice
Not because they are always RIGHT.
But because they might have more experiences of being WRONG.

o106. "Avoiding something doesn't always mean that you hate it
It could also mean that you want it,
But you just know that it isn't right."

o107. Don't be cold to someone you care about
Just because that person couldn't realize your worth
Instead, be nice to them
So they could realize what they've been missing.

o108. Dr. House is right.
Everybody lies and even the reliable things lie..
Including our hearts.

o109. The measure of a matured person is not how well they prepare for everything to go right,
But on how they stand and move on after everything goes wrong.

o110. There are two ways to be happy:
Improve you reality or
Lower your expectations.


oo91. Always have a unique character like salt
Its presence is not felt but its absence make things

oo92. Know why I love silence so much?
'Coz when it's quiet,
When I'm alone just like now
That's the moment when I realize
"Mabait din pala ako, wala lang nakakahalata."

oo93. "Heartbreaks is a pain in the ass,
It really is.
But no matter how painful it seems at the same time what you have to keep in mind is that it is a temporary condition;
That it will pass,
That things will get better and you will get better
And you will get over it.
The pace may vary,
But the end point is the same because time does heal all wounds - even big, deep, gaping slashes on your heart."

oo94. Life is filled with choices,
But if the choices to make were who to love and whom to give yourself to,
It becomes difficult.
Would you choose security or happiness?
Security doesn't guarantee happiness.
But happiness gives security because it gives you reason to stay.
It gives you reason to love.
And reason to smile.
Whatever the risks may be,
You know it's going to be worth it.

oo95. You should not be saying
"Past is past"
Especially when you know
Flashback exists.

oo96. Tears are the most meaningful liquid
Wanna know why?
'Coz out of many liquids here in the world,
Only tears can explain the real meaning of pain.

oo97. PASYENTE: Magkano magpafacelift?
DOC: Yung complete treatment, P145,000.
P: Ang mahal! Ano ba pinakamura para magmukha akong bata?
D: Eto, tsupon. P20 lang.

oo98. Do as instructed before scrolling down:
You were strolling at a community fair when suddenly you found two familiar faces.
One of them is wearing yellow and the other one is blue.
Now put in your mind two persons you know.
Then think which of them is the one wearing yellow and the one wearing blue.
The person in yellow is the one who make you feel sad
And the person in blue is the one who makes you happy.

oo99. "Feelings don't die because we keep on feeding them with memories,
That's why it is hard to move on."

o100. Go for the person who makes you smile with all your heart and soul.
The person whom you can't wait to talk to.
This is the person whom you're meant to be with maybe not forever
But for now, they're right for you.

Friday, April 24, 2009


oo81. You must follow your heart, not your mind
Because there is a saying:

oo82. People can change for two reasons
Either they learned enough that they want to change
Or they have been hurt enough that they have to change.

oo83. One day, a boy and a girl were talking.
Then they reached the topic of love,
The girl said: "Musta lovelife?"
The boy replied, "Eto, gaya pa rin ng dati."
G: "Ah, kayo pa rin?"
B: "Hindi, ikaw pa rin."

oo84. GOD hears what is not spoken and understand what is not explained
For His love doesn't work in the lips nor in the mind,
But in the heart.

oo85. "Uncertainty is the biggest torture in love,
You feel jealous yet you can't complain,
You can get hurt yet you can't show it,
You can love with your all yet you can't say it,
All you can do is watch,
Keep the pain, enjoy the smiles and show how much that person means to you."

oo86. Moving on sounds easy,
But I've died a thousand times in pain just to appreciate this phrase.

oo87. Here's a sad reality:
You can't forget a person you love so much that no matter how much you try to do it,
It's impossible,
Unless, you learn to love somebody else.

oo88. GENIE: Bibigyan kita ng tatlong kahilingan
JUAN: 1. Gusto kong tumira sa malaking bahay
2. Gusto kong pumuti ang complexion ko
3. Gusto ko lahat ng babae na makakita sa'kin ay maghuhubad ng panty at papatong sa'kin
Naging toilet bowl si Juan.
-- haha!

oo89. Don't tie your heart to a person who has nothing to offer you.
Let it go.
It might hurt for a while but when you get over it,
You'll see, it's better.

oo90. PARE1: Pre, what's your biggest fantasy?
PARE2: To be kissed by someone in the rain. How about you?
PARE1: To be that someone, pare!
Yun, o!

Thursday, April 23, 2009


oo71. "Things just happen,
Things that we may never understand.
But we just have to believe that it's for the best,
Even if it doesn't always seem that way."

oo72. EMO, PUNK at HIPHOP, naabutan ng ulan.
EMO: i love the rain 'coz nobody notices when I cry.
PUNK: ako rin! di halatang umiihi na ko sa pantalon! Yeah, rock and roll!
HIPHOP: Hey yow! Pwede mamaya na kayo magsaya? Help me, men! Ambigat ng damit ko!

oo73. If someone tells you, you're a snob,
Say this:
"I am not a snob, it's just that
You're not worth my attention."
O, diba? Ang taray!

oo74. Mistakes are destined to be done.
But to repeat it all over doesn't make sense at all.

oo75. I've learned that if you love people so much and you don't want to lose them,
Never show them the SO MUCH part.
Everybody takes advantage whenever it's available.

oo76. "Be grateful that you don't have everything you want,
That means,
You have the opportunity to be happier tomorrow than you are today."

oo77. Isang break up scene:
GF: Hiwalay na tayo!
BF: Akala mo ba makakahanap ka pa ng tulad ko?
GF: Bakit?! Akala mo maghahanap pa ako ng tulad mo?!

oo78. Mahirap labanan ang katamaran
Lalo na't tinatamad kang labanan ito.
Very inspiring, noh?

oo79. Engineering love story:
B: Do you know that my love for you is like the limit of a constant over a variable as the variable approaches zero?
G: Ano yun?
B: Infinity!
G: Ganun? Eh, alam mo bang ang love ko sa'yo ay parang limit of a function of x as x approaches a, if the function of x is equal to c. If x is greater than a and is equal to d. If x is less than or equal to a?
B: Ano naman yun?
G: Does not exist!
Haha. Tablado!

oo80. If you want someone,
Don't expect that person to just fly to you.
You should put a little effort and patience into winning that person.
If it doesn't work,
You just have to do it the hard way..
There are such words as:
Be creative!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009


oo61. Life has many choices.
If you can't have all, have some at least.
If you can't be good, then don't be bad.
If you can't be totally happy, don't be completely sad.
Enjoy life as it never leads back.

oo62. Tanggap ko na,
Na hindi lahat ng gusto ko, nakukuha ko
Pero may isang bagay na proud ako,
"Hindi rin lahat ng nagkakagusto sa'kin,
Nakukuha ako."
-- tama!

oo63. "Sana ma-in love din si BOB ONG para malaman nyang hindi ganun kadaling gamitin ang COMMON SENSE kapag pag-ibig ang pinag-uusapan."

oo64. "It's the obsession on the feeling that you once had for a person that makes you wonder if you're still in love.
When in fact, it's been long gone."

oo65. "Other people's opinion of you doesn't have to be your reality.
Most people who follow the crowd, usually get lost in it."

oo66. "Kaya siguro namigay ng konsensya ang Diyos dahil alam nyang hindi sa lahat ng oras gumagana ang utak ng tao."

oo67. "It feels so good to have someone who knows how weak and stupid you are at times.
And yet still finds you amazing simply because he/she loves you."

oo68. "Do not push someone away from you,
'Coz if you do, he/she will look for someone who will pull himself/herself TOTALLY away from you."

oo69. Flirting is a habit.
For those who are single, it's their way of saying,
"I'm free."
But for those who are committed, it's their way of saying,
"I'm bored."

oo70. "You have to decide what's more important to you:
Keeping your pride and getting nothing,
Or taking a risk and maybe,
Just maybe,
Having everything."

Tuesday, April 21, 2009


oo51. In life, there is always that one special person
So special that no matter what they do to you,
You just can't let them go.

oo52. The most beautiful thing is to see the person you love smiling,
And even more beautiful,
Knowing that you are the reason behind it.

oo53. There's a hot guy in a resort who walks to a girl,
MAN: Marunong ka bang magswim?
GIRL: (Maangas) Bakit? Mukha ba akong SWIMMER?
MAN: Hindi. Mukha kang pusit!

oo54. "If there is one mistake in my whole lifetime that I can tolerate,
It is when I'm so kind even to those who are not deserving."

oo55. "Hindi tanga ang mga taong sobra kung magmahal,
Sadyang ginagawa lang silang tanga ng mga taong mahal nila."

oo56. "Forgiveness is a promise, not a feeling."
When you forgive other people,
You're making a promise not to use their past sin against them.

oo57. Bakit kailangan nya akong sabihan ng "Ingat ka"
Kung siya mismo, hindi naman ako talaga kayang ingatan?

oo58. So, love mo siya?
This is a psychological analysis.
Whoever comes into your mind first after reading the message is the one you love.

oo59. When you want something, you are willing to do anything just to have it.
But what happens when you already got what you want?
Are you still willing to do anything and everything for it?
Or the craving just stops?

oo60. They say that those relationships which were formed just right after a very short time of courting are untrue and not just.
You don't have to eat an entire cake just to know if it tastes good, right?


oo41. Sa relasyon, di mawawala ang tampuhan, di pagkakaintindihan at awayan.
Tapos may iyakan.
Natural lang yan.
Basta ang importante, walang iwanan dahil pagsubok lang yan.

oo42. "Not everything is meant to be..
But everything is worth a try."

oo43. "There are some things in life that are just not worth rushing.
Especially those that you wish would last forever."

oo44. "Love changes people too much
Until there is nothing left of the person,
you used to be.."

oo45. "No one is rich enough to buy back yesterday,
But if you have the character to do better things today,
You would be the richest one tomorrow."

oo46. Don't tie your heart to a person who has nothing to offer you.
Let it go.
It might hurt for a while but when you get over it,
You'll see, it's better.

oo47. We are not in this world to see how important we can become,
But to see how much difference we can make in the lives of others.

oo48. "And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
Until the hour of separation."
-- Kahlil Gibran

oo49. "Pano mo makikita yung para sa'yo
Kung ayaw mong tantanan yung pinipilit mong maging para sa'yo?"

oo50. "Don't try to understand everything,
Because sometimes it is not meant to understand,
But rather to accept."

Monday, April 20, 2009


oo31. Isa sa pinakamasarap na pakiramdam sa mundo ay yung titingin ka palang sa mahal mo
Pero siya, nakatingin na sayo..
Yun yon, eh!

oo32. It's not always right to stay in pain when you know you've already had too much.
And it isn't always wrong to be happy when you know it's about time that you deserve to be.

oo33. "The superior man acts before he speaks;
And afterwards speaks according to his actions."
-- Confucius

oo34. "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."
-- Walt Disney

oo35. Thought peace
Thought peace is vey important in our lives
Coz without thought peace
Pano tayo makakapagthought brass?!

oo36. "Pag di ka mahal ng taong mahal mo, wag kang magreklamo.
Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.
Kaya quits lang."
-- Bob Ong

oo37. Just a thought:
They say expecting is one way of hurting yourself.
But what if you have the reason to expect?
Expecting doesn't hurt you, assuming does.

oo38. Making the first move to patch things up shouldn't always come from the one who made the mistake,
It can come from the one who understands and knows.

oo39. One mistake I made in the past is that I gave "almost" the whole of me.
Good enough, it was just "almost"
Rest assured, I have at least a little left for myself
The only problem is,
The "little" that was left,
is more than enough to teach me not to give myself to anyone ever again.

oo40. Hindi ako salbahe.
Hindi ko lang ginagawa ang mga bagay na ginagawa ng mga mababait na tao.


oo21. Bakit ka malulungkot kung SINGLE ka, kung marami namang TAKEN na gusto ka.
-- oo nga naman.

oo22. GF: So, kumusta naman buhay mo?
BF: Kumusta ka ba?
-- sweet!

oo23. They say there's a reason for everything that's happening
But the sad truth is that
To be a justified cause.

oo24. The loser says:
"It may be possible, but it is too difficult."
The winner says:
"It may be difficult, but it is possible."

oo25. Isang repleksyon:
Kung sa mundong ito, normal lang na patayin ang mga taong ayaw mo..
Sa tingin mo, buhay ka pa kaya hanggang ngayon?

oo26. Finding someone to fall in love with is nice.
But finding someone who would keep you falling even after you've fallen is irreplaceable.

oo27. Of all the words of tongue and pen, these are the saddest:
"It could have been."

oo28. "You will always know what you want.
Oftentimes, you just don't know what you are willing to give up for it."

oo29. "Everyone thinks catching the one you love is an amazing accomplishment.
Actually, catching is the easy part,
KEEPING is the real accomplishment."

oo30. You can tell if that person is someone special,
Coz no matter what kind of mood you are in, HE can always manage to make you smile.


oo11. Kung totoo ang "Darwin's theory of Evolution" na ang tao ay nagmula sa unggoy
Bakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo?
Baka another theory, no?

oo12. I may never be good enough for everybody
But I'll always be the best for someone who deserves me.

oo13. Sometimes you need a second chance because time wasn't ready for the first one.

oo14. I don't mind if he catches me staring at him
At least I know that he stares back.

oo15. He said, "I still love you."
She said, "You're too late."
I said, "So kailangan talaga sa harap ko nag-uusap?"

oo16. What is the meaning of a person's absence?
Is it a test on how long will you hang on?
Or is it the answer of somebody who doesn't want and need you anymore?

oo17. "Don't look for someone who's hiding, look for someone who's looking for you."

oo18. Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have
that everyone else is missing.

oo19. I don't need someone perfect
I don't even need a wealthy one
I just need someone who can understand and who can be with me in times I'm under my unwanted attitude..

oo20. Sometimes all it takes is one special person to help us look inside ourselves and find a whole different person that we never knew existed.


ooo1. "I won't dare to question GOD for the reasons of my sufferings and anguish..
'coz I never try to question HIM whenever I feel happy and fortunate."

ooo2. "sometime, it's easier to act like you don't care than to admit that it's killing you."

ooo3. "It was hard to believe that someone so beautiful could be real. I was afraid that he might disappear in a sudden puff of smoke, and I would wake up." - Bella Swan, Twilight

ooo4. If someone can't stop doing things that you don't want them to do, it only means that they love those things more than they love you..
-- think about it

ooo5. "Lead me not into temptation,
I already know the way."

ooo6. It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen but it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you ever wanted.

ooo7. Train your mouth and heart until you can say the right words at the right time in the right way for the right reasons.

ooo8. "To LOVE someone doesn't mean to commit with that person. Sometimes YOU just have to be satisfied with whatever connection you have with that special one."

ooo9. They say, follow your heart.
But when your heart is in pieces, which way are you going to follow?

oo10. It's funny how other people offer to do a lot of brave things just for us yet, we still choose someone who doesn't give us even half of what others could offer.