Monday, February 22, 2010


o831. The fish said:
"I can't see my tears 'coz I'm in the water."
The water said:
"I can feel your tears 'coz you're in my heart."
'Di ko rin ma-gets kung panong nakapagsalita ung isda..
At in fairness, sumagot pa ung tubig!

o832. God has a perfect plan for our lives
But He never reveals it to us all at once..
Just step by step because He wants to teach us to walk by faith not by sight..

o833. Those who appear in your life - whether to help or harm - are all given by God.
Meet all of them with a peaceful heart, but with a warrior's spirit.
You will fail many times, but in failing, you will learn..
And in learning, you will find your way..
Remember, there are no mistakes in life - only lessons.
And lessons will keep on repeating themselves until learned.

o834. Having so much pain in the past has made me doubtful when it comes to love.
They made me feel so special but in the end, they left me hanging.
That's why I keep on asking,
"Do love really last?"

o835. You have just been loaded by God's unlimited faithfulness.
This will expire on eternity.
Reload through prayer and worship.
Enjoy His texts through the Bible.

o836. Life is like a changing seasons.
One day, you will awaken to a world more wonderful than you can imagine.
Until then, you will know that whatever season you are in right now
Is the best season of your entire life.
There's nothing wrong with looking back at the previous seasons of our lives.
But God has a purpose for allowing us to be in the season we're in right now.
So enjoy where you're at on the way to where you're going.

o837. Si kamatis at ampalaya nag-uusap,
AMPALAYA: Ang kinis mo naman. Sabagay, kukulubot ka rin.
KAMATIS: Bitter ka lang.

o838. Define TANGA:
Taong nagmamahal sa taong di siya mahal ng buo at naghihintay sa pagbabagong mangyayari.
Define GAGO:
Taong walang pakialam sa taong tanga.

o839. BELLA: Edward, ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa basurahan?
EDWARD: Ung napkin mo, pagtyatyagaan ko na to!

o840. You really have to stumble and fall a lot of times for you to appreciate the luscious taste of happiness.
It's like a ratio of ten pains to one real smile.

Friday, February 19, 2010


o821. NANAY: Walang mangyayari sa'yo kung puro ka jowa.
ANAK: Weh? Di nga? Bakit may nangyari samin kagabi?

o822. Anong tawag sa kuto na nasa ibabaw ng ulo ng isang kalbo?
Smile your most besutiful smile and stay healthy!

o823. Alam mo ba pinagkaiba ng MAHAL mo sa taong GUSTO mo?
Pag tumingin ka sa mata ng gusto mo, namumula ka.
Pero pag sa mata ng mahal mo, napapangiti ka..
Sa harap ng gusto mo, nahihiya ka.
Pero sa harap ng mahal mo, nagpapakatotoo ka.
Di ka makatingin ng diretso sa gusto mo.
Pero sa mahal mo, nakikipagtitigan ka pa..
Pag umiyak ang mahal mo, umiiyak ka
Pero yung taong gusto mo, pinapatahan mo.

o824. Sometimes, not everything you want is given to you like the ideal person you wanna be with..
It may not turn out the way you expect it to be..
At the end, you'll see that what you have is better than what you wanted.

o825. Rapunzel..
Snow White..
Sleeping Beauty..
All these women lived happily ever after..
Until they discovered they're all married to the same man..
Yan na nga ba ang sinasabi ko, eh.
Pari sa fairy tales, laganap ang pambababae.

o826. Bandaids are like smiles..
They can cover up the pain..
But deep down inside, it hurts.

o827. "Don't try to understand everything..
Because sometimes it is not meant to understand,
But rather to accept.."

o828. God will never leave you EMPTY..
He will replace everything you've lost..
If He asks you to put something DOWN,
It's because He wants you to pick up something GREATER..

o829. "Never hate the times you failed,
These are the times you show the world that failures don't define you,
But they make you even stronger.."

o830. We can be happy anytime once we understand that the only place we'll ever find genuine happiness is right inside us.
Happiness begins at the point of acceptance:
The point when we stop questioning why life can't be perfect and just accept the world the way it is..