Friday, August 28, 2009

k0wts.o71

o701. I know I can never come across someone like you again
It's just that it would be hard to find another one like you,
I guess that's the way things are in this world,
Always once in a lifetime..

o702. ANAK: Ma, sabi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako..
MAMA: Anak, ang tunay na kagandahan ay nasa loob kaya dito ka lang, 'wag kang lalabas.

o703. BOY: Excuse me, uhm. May I see the tag of your shirt?
GIRL: Why?
BOY: I just want to see if you are made for me.
Whapaak!

o704. It's hard when you don't know what are causes your sadness.
But it's even harder when you know what makes you happy,
But you can't do anything to have it.

o705. There are only three ways para sumikat ngayon:
ONE: Magkaron ng A(H1N1) virus,
TWO: Gumawa ng scandal,
THREE: Maging jowa ni Aling Dionisia.
Haha..

o706. BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas..
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan. Nagmamahalan na. Tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi. Lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang hindi pa.
Haha.

o707. Sana'y lagi mong tandaan..
Kapag iniwan ka na..
Huwag mo nang subukang habulin pa at baka masaktan ka lang.
Isang paalala mula sa pangasiwaan ng LRT/MRT.

o708. WANTED BOYFRIEND:
1. Pleasing PESOnality
2. Good CARacteristics
3. Good family BANKground
4. Good MONEYrism
5. Of course, very CASHual.
May kilala ka ba?

o709. Kung may isang kulang ngayon sa buhay ko
Di yun yaman
O kaya sinuman
O kaya lovelife
Simple lang..
Tulog..
Haha.

o710. "Minsan kahit gawin natin lahat,
Kung ayaw talaga, pabayaan na..
Di naman masama sumuko,
Akala lang ng marami yun
Pero kung matapang ka talaga,
Alam mo kung kailan ka dapat hihinto."
--Bob Ong

No comments:

Post a Comment