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o431. No one is born happy
But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness.
So today,
Make others happy.
Flash your smile.

o432. LOLO: Gino, paabot nga ng kape ko.
APO: Gina po.
LOLO: Gino, paabot ng kutsara.
APO:Lo, Gina po.
LOLO: Taena ka, Gino! Tigil-tigilan mo yan kabaklaan mo.

o433. "TAKE TIME TO LIVE"
Do not value the things in your life,
But value who you have in life.

o434. COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKES:
a. "Ate, pabili nga po ng colgate, 'yung close up."
-- Adik sa toothpaste?!
b. "Sarado mo pinto, lalabas ang aircon."
-- Sosyal, may paa!
c. "Yaya, salubungin mo ang school bus ni Junior."
-- Tama yan! Pasagasaan mo.
d. "Anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan, ha."
-- Patayin din si Junior.
e. "Tinuka ako ng ahas."
-- Manok ba ito at may tuka?
f. "May tonsil ako."
-- Kami rin.
g. "May candy ako, ayaw mo?"
-- Offer ba yan?
h. "Tulog ka na?"
-- Malaman mo pa kaya kung oo?
i. "Lowbatt ako, eh."
-- Debaterya ka na rin?

o435. At 12 hour 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year (2009)
The time and date will be
12:34:56 07/08/09
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
This will never happen in your life again.
Be the first to tell them.

o436. "Itutuwid ko ang landas mo,
Para sa'kin ka didiretso."
Yan ang banat!

o437. "I don't want to go somewhere
If I know you are not there,
Because my heart needs to be right next to where you are.."
-- MICHAEL SCOFIELD, Prison Break

o438. Nice logic:
Do you know why so many marriages don't last?
Because at the wedding,
The bride doesn't marry the
BEST MAN.
Come to think of it.

o439. Sabi ng teacher ko,
Kailangan ko raw uli mag-aral ng alphabet
Kasi everytime I recite it,
I always miss "you"

o440. Did you know that when you walk at night,
There's a 30% chance your body will be heavier
Because some spirits ride at your back.
-- Time Magazine