o101. If you feel stressed,
Give yourself a break.
Eat some cake, ice cream, fruits, chocolates or other sweets.
'Coz stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
o102. Why do girls eat chocolate right after breaking up?
-Because the sweetness of the chocolate makes them forget the bitterness of breaking up.
Why do guys drink beer right after breaking up?
-Because the bitterness of beer makes them forget the sweetness of the girl.
o103. Do you know what's wrong with SORRY?
It gives people the wrong idea that any mistake can be solved by a single word.
o104. Missing someone isn't about how long it's been since you've seen them last or the amount of time since you've talked.
It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish..
You wish they were right there with you.
o105. A nice thought:
Listen to your elder's advice
Not because they are always RIGHT.
But because they might have more experiences of being WRONG.
o106. "Avoiding something doesn't always mean that you hate it
It could also mean that you want it,
But you just know that it isn't right."
o107. Don't be cold to someone you care about
Just because that person couldn't realize your worth
Instead, be nice to them
So they could realize what they've been missing.
o108. Dr. House is right.
Everybody lies and even the reliable things lie..
Including our hearts.
o109. The measure of a matured person is not how well they prepare for everything to go right,
But on how they stand and move on after everything goes wrong.
o110. There are two ways to be happy:
Improve you reality or
Lower your expectations.