o301. If what you see by the eye doesn't please you,
Then close your eyes and see from the heart
'Coz the heart can see beauty and love more than the eyes can ever wonder.
o302. Punch the wall, did it fight back?
Yes, 'coz you were hurt.
Hug a pillow, did it hug you back?
Yes, you felt the warmth.
Shout. Heard it?
Yes, 'coz you listened.
o303. Sabi nila ang Disneyland daw ang happiest place on earth.
Sabi ko naman,
Try mo sa piling ko baka magbago ang isip mo..
o304. MYSTERIOUS DEATHS,
There was this case in the ICU where patients always die in the same bed,
Sunday evenings at 11pm
Regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors.
No one could solve the mystery why deaths happen on Sundays at 11pm.
Mr. Licauco and the Ateneo paranormal folks were called.
They arrived armed with special photographic equipments, infrared devices and motion sensitive radar to detect any presence.
So the next Sunday evening, few minutes before 11pm,
Doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see what the mystery was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses and prayer books to ward off evil spirits..
When the clock struck 11pm,
Mang Jose, a part time Sunday janitor, entered the room.
Unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
Adik na Mang Jose yan..
o305. "Wag ka mag-inarte kung wala ka nang makain."
-- Bago Ong
Taob si Bob Ong.
o306. Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they will stay.
Leaving can be a tough act,
And it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
o307. "Hindi nagbabago ang tingin ko sa tao dahil galit o natutuwa ako sa kanila.
Nag-iiba ang tingin ko sa tao dahil nag-iiba rin ang pinapakita nya."
o308. It is better to wait for years for that someone you are sure of than to grab that chance with someone who picks you up but drops you anytime.
o309. It's never nice when you forget things you're supposed to remember.
But it feels worse when you remember things you're supposed to forget.
o310. I miss you,
There's no other way to say it
And I just can't deny it.