o261. What is the secret of happiness?
I found the answer in my home.
The WALL says BE STRONG,
The CEILING says AIM HIGH,
The DOOR says BE OPEN,
The WINDOW says LEARN TO GIVE and TAKE,
The CLOCK says TIME IS GOLD,
The CALENDAR says LOVE EVERYBODY as if it is the LAST DAY,
The CABINET says KEEP THINGS in ORDER,
The BED says TAKE TIME to RELAX,
The LAMP says BE THE LIGHT,
And GOD who is found everywhere in my house says:
KEEP THE FAITH BECAUSE I AM WITH YOU ALWAYS.
o262. Good things you've done will never be lost,
Your kind act takes root
And every bit of love you sow will come right back to you
For GOD knows you have a good heart.
o263. Most of the time,
They say that you are fortunate if there is someone beside you,
Holding your hand,
Hugging and loving you,
But not all people in a relationship are happy.
Behind those displays of affection are pain and tears,
Blame and fears,
Coldness and pretentions,
Loneliness and confusions and depressions.
Singles are luckier.
They have only themselves to worry about.
Less expense, less stress, less mess.
o264. Are you a religious person?
Because I might be your answered prayer.
Yan ang napapanahong banat!
o265. BOY: Mahal kita noon, mas mahal kita ngayon.
Pwede bang tayo nalang ulit?
GIRL: Mahal kita noon,
Maglaway ka ngayon..
o266. Dalawang estudyante ang naiwan sa classroom..
G: Bakit ka nakatitig sa name plate ko?
B: Hinihintay ko kasing malipat yung apelyido ko dyan.
Yan ang banat!
o267. BOY1: Tol, panget ba ko?
BOY2: Panget nanay mo, panget tatay mo tas panget mga kapatid mo.
Ano ka, himala?!
o268. Hindi ka ba makatulog pag umiinom ka ng kape?
Baliktad pala tayo..
Ako naman, hindi makainom ng kape pag natutulog..
o269. When you miss a person
Practically, you can do nothing aside from thinking and worrying..
Don't be sad,
Neither be foolish.
Just wait until you see each other again.
And make another moment to be missed with.
o270. Kung ang ikaliligaya mo ay ang paglayo ko
'Wag kang mag-alala
'Wag ka lang sumaya..