o751. Little instruction:
-- You may find your partner boring so you tend to look for someone else,
Someone new, someone better.
Then you got a new partner and you've realized that the old partner you thought was boring
Was the best you ever had.
What's the instruction?
"Love the imperfections."
o752. In life, there are four things you can't get back
The stone after you the throw,
The word after it's said,
The action after it's done,
And the time after it has passed.
So be careful of what you throw, speak, do and what you let pass by.
o753. Sa buhay ko, daming dumaan.
Problema, pagsubok, kawalan.
Pero nung dumaan ka,
Natawa ako kasi ang pabango mo, "VICKS"
Hanep, nawala ang hilo ko.
o754. Hey, guys!
I'm flying off to the US on Saturday.
I'll be there for quite awhile or if God's good to me, maybe I'll be staying there permanently.
I'm very sorry if I didn't tell you earlier.
I said to myself not to tell anyone until before I leave.
Thanks for the friendship,
I hope to see you again and I'll certainly miss you all.
--Farewell text ni Inday sa mga ibang katulong bago mag-DH
o755. "If you love what you're doing,
You'll never get bored."
Same with,
"If you love that someone,
You'll never get tired."
o756. A very inspiring quote:
"Wag pilitin ang ayaw,
Baka pumayag."
o757. The sad part of life,
I gave up everything but they never loved me back.
They just cared.
o758. Understanding is deeper than knowledge.
There are many people who knows you,
But few of them really understands you.
Would you agree?
I do.
o759. Sabi ni BOB ONG:
"Bakit ka magpaparamdam sa taong hindi marunong makiramdam?
Wag kang magpakatanga sa taong hindi marunong magpahalaga.
Matuto kang sumuko at mang-iwan kung lagi ka rin namang nasasaktan.
Imber na magtanong ng 'Hindi pa ba sapat?'
Bakit hindi nalang kalimutan ang lahat?
Kung alam mong binabalewala ka na,
Tanggapin mong nagsasawa na siya.
Wag kang magpapadala sa salitang SORRY at AYOKONG mawala ka..
Kung totoo yun, patutunayan nila."
Tama, diba?
o760. BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas.
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan nagmamahalan na,tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi, lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang ang hindi.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
k0wts.o75
o741. Bobo nanliligaw,
"Hindi naman totoo yung sinasabi nila na bobo ako..
May laman din naman ang utak ko..
At ikaw lang ang laman nito.."
Taob!
o742. If you have a chance to take the moment that you know will be memorable,
Grab it.
Always think that the word NEXT TIME is always too far.
Every moment counts.
o743. May kandila ka ba dyan?
Ipantitirik ko lang sana sa puso kong patay na patay sa'yo..
Ayun ang hirit, o!
o744. LOLA: Apo, sabihin mo sa lolo, pahilot si lola at antok na antok na.
APO: Yoyo, paiyot yoya, antot na antot na.
LOLO: Sabihin mo, wala ako sa mood. Tulog na.
APO: Yoya, waya tamod yoyo. Tuyot na..
Smile!
o745. ANAK: Tay, urine test ko raw bukas.
ITAY: O, anong problema?
ANAK: Anong gagawin ko?
ITAY: Tanga ka ba? Eh, di magreview ka.
o746. Two rabbits looking at the moon:
R1: How far is the moon from here?
R2: It's very, very far, you can't measure the distance.
R1: Wow, really?
R2: Yes, really.
(Silence..)
R2: Why do you ask?
R1: Nothing, I love you.
R2: I know.
R1: I love you from here to the moon.
R2: I love you more.
R1: You can't love me more. From here to the moon is countless.
R2: Yes, I can. Because I love from here to the moon and then back.
--Sobrang cheesy.
o747. Everything that God allows to come our way is with a purpose.
He uses even the greatest error and the deepest hurt to mold us into a person of worth and value.
I would not dare question God why I suffer pain and anguish
Because I never question Him when I am fortunate and I feel happiness in my success.
Blessings do come as a surprise
And how much we receive depends on how much our hearts can believe.
o748. A nerd ask his hot and sexy classmate to have sex with him.
NERD: Sex tayo! Bayaran kita one thousand, bibilisan ko.
Tatapon ko yung one thousand sa sahig.
Tuwad ka habang pinupulot mo.
Pagtayo mo, tapos na ko isex ka.
SEXY: Tawagan ko muna BF ko kung payag siya.
(Tinawagan nya.)
BF: Sige, payag ako. Bilisan mo lang pagtuwad para walang mangyari.
(After 10minutes, BF calls.)
BF: Nakuha mo na pera?
SEXY: Aaah.. Aaahha.. Aah, hindi pa, eh. Ah. Ah!
BF: Eh, bakit?
SEXY: Tigpipiso, eh.
Durog!
o749. "It is wiser not to expect,
But to hope.
For in expecting, we meet disappointments,
Whereas in hoping,
We invite surprises."
o750. "I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing.
'Coz if you do,
You would end up hurting yourself."
"Hindi naman totoo yung sinasabi nila na bobo ako..
May laman din naman ang utak ko..
At ikaw lang ang laman nito.."
Taob!
o742. If you have a chance to take the moment that you know will be memorable,
Grab it.
Always think that the word NEXT TIME is always too far.
Every moment counts.
o743. May kandila ka ba dyan?
Ipantitirik ko lang sana sa puso kong patay na patay sa'yo..
Ayun ang hirit, o!
o744. LOLA: Apo, sabihin mo sa lolo, pahilot si lola at antok na antok na.
APO: Yoyo, paiyot yoya, antot na antot na.
LOLO: Sabihin mo, wala ako sa mood. Tulog na.
APO: Yoya, waya tamod yoyo. Tuyot na..
Smile!
o745. ANAK: Tay, urine test ko raw bukas.
ITAY: O, anong problema?
ANAK: Anong gagawin ko?
ITAY: Tanga ka ba? Eh, di magreview ka.
o746. Two rabbits looking at the moon:
R1: How far is the moon from here?
R2: It's very, very far, you can't measure the distance.
R1: Wow, really?
R2: Yes, really.
R2: Why do you ask?
R1: Nothing, I love you.
R2: I know.
R1: I love you from here to the moon.
R2: I love you more.
R1: You can't love me more. From here to the moon is countless.
R2: Yes, I can. Because I love from here to the moon and then back.
--Sobrang cheesy.
o747. Everything that God allows to come our way is with a purpose.
He uses even the greatest error and the deepest hurt to mold us into a person of worth and value.
I would not dare question God why I suffer pain and anguish
Because I never question Him when I am fortunate and I feel happiness in my success.
Blessings do come as a surprise
And how much we receive depends on how much our hearts can believe.
o748. A nerd ask his hot and sexy classmate to have sex with him.
NERD: Sex tayo! Bayaran kita one thousand, bibilisan ko.
Tatapon ko yung one thousand sa sahig.
Tuwad ka habang pinupulot mo.
Pagtayo mo, tapos na ko isex ka.
SEXY: Tawagan ko muna BF ko kung payag siya.
(Tinawagan nya.)
BF: Sige, payag ako. Bilisan mo lang pagtuwad para walang mangyari.
(After 10minutes, BF calls.)
BF: Nakuha mo na pera?
SEXY: Aaah.. Aaahha.. Aah, hindi pa, eh. Ah. Ah!
BF: Eh, bakit?
SEXY: Tigpipiso, eh.
Durog!
o749. "It is wiser not to expect,
But to hope.
For in expecting, we meet disappointments,
Whereas in hoping,
We invite surprises."
o750. "I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing.
'Coz if you do,
You would end up hurting yourself."
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
k0wts.o74
o731. You will always see what's wrong when you are right.
But you will never know which is right when you are happy doing wrong.
o732. Everyone has a dream.
Mine is to wake up to the sound of small rocks being thrown at my bedroom window
And see the person I love standing in the rain asking me for another chance.
Joke lang!
Ang dream ko lang talaga ay magkapera,
Maraming-maraming pera,
Na pwede kong gawing scratch paper.
o733. "It's hard to open your eyes if your dreams are too sweet.
But sometimes, it's a must to wake up because it's the only reasonable way to see reality."
o734. Dalawang adik.
Adik1: Kanina pa nakadapo yang lamok, bakit di mo patayin?
Adik2: Hinihintay kong mabusog para pag hahabulin ko siya,
Magkakaappendicitis siya.
o735. There are times that you don't know what to do
Or where to place yourself.
That's why sometimes in life,
You have no option but to keep quiet.
o736. I'm not looking for someone who has everything.
I don't want someone with money to buy me anything.
But I need someone who has time to spent with me more than anything.
o737. PHILOSOPHY:
If you want to grow, COMMIT.
Outside commitment, there is no growth.
o738. Quoted from a political science professor:
Take for example the statement,
"I love you forever".
This is false, for forever is not empirically quantifiable.
The appropriate statement is,
"I love you today. Ask me again tomorrow if I still do."
o739. "Never ignore a person who loves you and misses you.
Because one day you may wake up from your sleep
And realize that you've lost the moon while counting the stars."
o740. The most selfish line that I heard but the sweetest thing that everyone loves to hear from their loved ones,
"Akin ka lang, ha?"
But you will never know which is right when you are happy doing wrong.
o732. Everyone has a dream.
Mine is to wake up to the sound of small rocks being thrown at my bedroom window
And see the person I love standing in the rain asking me for another chance.
Joke lang!
Ang dream ko lang talaga ay magkapera,
Maraming-maraming pera,
Na pwede kong gawing scratch paper.
o733. "It's hard to open your eyes if your dreams are too sweet.
But sometimes, it's a must to wake up because it's the only reasonable way to see reality."
o734. Dalawang adik.
Adik1: Kanina pa nakadapo yang lamok, bakit di mo patayin?
Adik2: Hinihintay kong mabusog para pag hahabulin ko siya,
Magkakaappendicitis siya.
o735. There are times that you don't know what to do
Or where to place yourself.
That's why sometimes in life,
You have no option but to keep quiet.
o736. I'm not looking for someone who has everything.
I don't want someone with money to buy me anything.
But I need someone who has time to spent with me more than anything.
o737. PHILOSOPHY:
If you want to grow, COMMIT.
Outside commitment, there is no growth.
o738. Quoted from a political science professor:
Take for example the statement,
"I love you forever".
This is false, for forever is not empirically quantifiable.
The appropriate statement is,
"I love you today. Ask me again tomorrow if I still do."
o739. "Never ignore a person who loves you and misses you.
Because one day you may wake up from your sleep
And realize that you've lost the moon while counting the stars."
o740. The most selfish line that I heard but the sweetest thing that everyone loves to hear from their loved ones,
"Akin ka lang, ha?"
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
k0wts.o73
o721. Some say they like your personality;
Others say your character;
A few say your style;
But me..
I like you just the way you are.
Someone not perfect but real..
o722. God gave the silence of the night for us to give rest and to be prepared for another tomorrow.
So, sleep well and feel God's embrace as you sleep tonight.
o723. It is not true that beer makes you fat.
It actually makes you lean..
Lean on walls, lean on doors and lean on to the person you like..
o724. A real friend is someone who tries to pick you up when you've fallen;
And if they can't pick you up,
They lay down right beside you..
o725. I tried to be the sweetest girl for him..
Unfortunately, diabetic pala siya..
Kaya ayun, naghahanap ata ng WALANG LASA..
o726. "I want a director who can make a simple thing the big thing."
--Lucas Scott, One Tree Hill
o727. Life is wonderful when you wake up in the morning with joy
Because the Holy Spirit is in your heart.
May the Great Father give you His abundant graces
And keep you always in good health.
o728. In love, who is the hardest to compete with?
Third party?
Flirts?
Goodlookings?
Heartthrobs?
NO.
But the love before you..
Agree?
o729. Why is it so hard to say you're wrong?
Because it often involves saying,
"I'm sorry."
Which is even harder.
Throughout history,
People have found it easier to stop speaking to one another,
Punch, slander, shoot and bomb
Rather than apologize.
o730. "I would rather die a meaningful death,
Than to live a meaningless life."
--Corazon Aquino
Others say your character;
A few say your style;
But me..
I like you just the way you are.
Someone not perfect but real..
o722. God gave the silence of the night for us to give rest and to be prepared for another tomorrow.
So, sleep well and feel God's embrace as you sleep tonight.
o723. It is not true that beer makes you fat.
It actually makes you lean..
Lean on walls, lean on doors and lean on to the person you like..
o724. A real friend is someone who tries to pick you up when you've fallen;
And if they can't pick you up,
They lay down right beside you..
o725. I tried to be the sweetest girl for him..
Unfortunately, diabetic pala siya..
Kaya ayun, naghahanap ata ng WALANG LASA..
o726. "I want a director who can make a simple thing the big thing."
--Lucas Scott, One Tree Hill
o727. Life is wonderful when you wake up in the morning with joy
Because the Holy Spirit is in your heart.
May the Great Father give you His abundant graces
And keep you always in good health.
o728. In love, who is the hardest to compete with?
Third party?
Flirts?
Goodlookings?
Heartthrobs?
NO.
But the love before you..
Agree?
o729. Why is it so hard to say you're wrong?
Because it often involves saying,
"I'm sorry."
Which is even harder.
Throughout history,
People have found it easier to stop speaking to one another,
Punch, slander, shoot and bomb
Rather than apologize.
o730. "I would rather die a meaningful death,
Than to live a meaningless life."
--Corazon Aquino
Friday, August 28, 2009
k0wts.o72
o711. The four blessed looks:
- Look back and thank God
- Look forward and trust God
- Look around and serve God
- Look from within and find God
o712. Minsan mahirap ibalik ang nangyari na..
Mahirap magsisi kung huli na ang lahat..
Minsan mahirap umiwas kung mahal mo na talaga..
Pero mahirap din magmahal kung di naman talaga ikaw ang minamahal nya..
o713. Ang love parang work.
Mahirap pero masaya,
Maraming kakompitensya,
Pero kinakaya,
May day off..
Overtime..
Tapos minsan, may bonus pa..
Eh, pano kung pagod ka na?
Magreresign ka ba?
o714. "Di mo naman kailangang gawin lahat para maging masaya.
Kailangan mo lang alagaan yung nagpapasaya sayo.
Kung nahihirapan ka run.
Di ka talaga masaya.
Akala mo lang."
--Bob Ong
o715. BF: Sunduin kita mamaya, bubusina nalang ako kapag nasa harap na ko ng bahay nyo.
GF: Ok, sige. Anong dala mong sasakyan?
BF: Wala, busina lang.
o716. I found out that the very important and most intimate feelings you can tell a person are expressed through fewer words:
Will you go out with me? (6)
I'll be there for you. (5)
I care for you. (4)
I love you. (3)
Take care. (2)
Hubad! (1)
Haha.
o717. I may not have the widest arms
To hug you when problems come your way.
I may not have the best shoulder for you to cry on
But I do have the biggest heart to keep you.
o718. We think that there's always tomorrow
So we don't expose our feeling today
We don't take the chance..
But sometimes, we gotta go for it today and be urgent
Because who we love,
What we feel,
And what we have today,
May all change or be gone the next day.
o719. One thing we've got to learn is that no person is better than the other.
Some are blessed with knowledge,
Some with beauty,
Some with great wealth,
Some with strength,
And some with a unique gift from God that they have yet to find,
The essence is not your rank or greatness
But being who God made you to be radiantly beautiful inside.
o720. Girl1: Ang sakit-sakit, friend! Bakit ganun siya? Iniwan nya ko!
Girl2: San ba dapat kayo pupunta?
Haha.
- Look back and thank God
- Look forward and trust God
- Look around and serve God
- Look from within and find God
o712. Minsan mahirap ibalik ang nangyari na..
Mahirap magsisi kung huli na ang lahat..
Minsan mahirap umiwas kung mahal mo na talaga..
Pero mahirap din magmahal kung di naman talaga ikaw ang minamahal nya..
o713. Ang love parang work.
Mahirap pero masaya,
Maraming kakompitensya,
Pero kinakaya,
May day off..
Overtime..
Tapos minsan, may bonus pa..
Eh, pano kung pagod ka na?
Magreresign ka ba?
o714. "Di mo naman kailangang gawin lahat para maging masaya.
Kailangan mo lang alagaan yung nagpapasaya sayo.
Kung nahihirapan ka run.
Di ka talaga masaya.
Akala mo lang."
--Bob Ong
o715. BF: Sunduin kita mamaya, bubusina nalang ako kapag nasa harap na ko ng bahay nyo.
GF: Ok, sige. Anong dala mong sasakyan?
BF: Wala, busina lang.
o716. I found out that the very important and most intimate feelings you can tell a person are expressed through fewer words:
Will you go out with me? (6)
I'll be there for you. (5)
I care for you. (4)
I love you. (3)
Take care. (2)
Hubad! (1)
Haha.
o717. I may not have the widest arms
To hug you when problems come your way.
I may not have the best shoulder for you to cry on
But I do have the biggest heart to keep you.
o718. We think that there's always tomorrow
So we don't expose our feeling today
We don't take the chance..
But sometimes, we gotta go for it today and be urgent
Because who we love,
What we feel,
And what we have today,
May all change or be gone the next day.
o719. One thing we've got to learn is that no person is better than the other.
Some are blessed with knowledge,
Some with beauty,
Some with great wealth,
Some with strength,
And some with a unique gift from God that they have yet to find,
The essence is not your rank or greatness
But being who God made you to be radiantly beautiful inside.
o720. Girl1: Ang sakit-sakit, friend! Bakit ganun siya? Iniwan nya ko!
Girl2: San ba dapat kayo pupunta?
Haha.
k0wts.o71
o701. I know I can never come across someone like you again
It's just that it would be hard to find another one like you,
I guess that's the way things are in this world,
Always once in a lifetime..
o702. ANAK: Ma, sabi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako..
MAMA: Anak, ang tunay na kagandahan ay nasa loob kaya dito ka lang, 'wag kang lalabas.
o703. BOY: Excuse me, uhm. May I see the tag of your shirt?
GIRL: Why?
BOY: I just want to see if you are made for me.
Whapaak!
o704. It's hard when you don't know what are causes your sadness.
But it's even harder when you know what makes you happy,
But you can't do anything to have it.
o705. There are only three ways para sumikat ngayon:
ONE: Magkaron ng A(H1N1) virus,
TWO: Gumawa ng scandal,
THREE: Maging jowa ni Aling Dionisia.
Haha..
o706. BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas..
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan. Nagmamahalan na. Tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi. Lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang hindi pa.
Haha.
o707. Sana'y lagi mong tandaan..
Kapag iniwan ka na..
Huwag mo nang subukang habulin pa at baka masaktan ka lang.
Isang paalala mula sa pangasiwaan ng LRT/MRT.
o708. WANTED BOYFRIEND:
1. Pleasing PESOnality
2. Good CARacteristics
3. Good family BANKground
4. Good MONEYrism
5. Of course, very CASHual.
May kilala ka ba?
o709. Kung may isang kulang ngayon sa buhay ko
Di yun yaman
O kaya sinuman
O kaya lovelife
Simple lang..
Tulog..
Haha.
o710. "Minsan kahit gawin natin lahat,
Kung ayaw talaga, pabayaan na..
Di naman masama sumuko,
Akala lang ng marami yun
Pero kung matapang ka talaga,
Alam mo kung kailan ka dapat hihinto."
--Bob Ong
It's just that it would be hard to find another one like you,
I guess that's the way things are in this world,
Always once in a lifetime..
o702. ANAK: Ma, sabi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako..
MAMA: Anak, ang tunay na kagandahan ay nasa loob kaya dito ka lang, 'wag kang lalabas.
o703. BOY: Excuse me, uhm. May I see the tag of your shirt?
GIRL: Why?
BOY: I just want to see if you are made for me.
Whapaak!
o704. It's hard when you don't know what are causes your sadness.
But it's even harder when you know what makes you happy,
But you can't do anything to have it.
o705. There are only three ways para sumikat ngayon:
ONE: Magkaron ng A(H1N1) virus,
TWO: Gumawa ng scandal,
THREE: Maging jowa ni Aling Dionisia.
Haha..
o706. BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas..
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan. Nagmamahalan na. Tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi. Lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang hindi pa.
Haha.
o707. Sana'y lagi mong tandaan..
Kapag iniwan ka na..
Huwag mo nang subukang habulin pa at baka masaktan ka lang.
Isang paalala mula sa pangasiwaan ng LRT/MRT.
o708. WANTED BOYFRIEND:
1. Pleasing PESOnality
2. Good CARacteristics
3. Good family BANKground
4. Good MONEYrism
5. Of course, very CASHual.
May kilala ka ba?
o709. Kung may isang kulang ngayon sa buhay ko
Di yun yaman
O kaya sinuman
O kaya lovelife
Simple lang..
Tulog..
Haha.
o710. "Minsan kahit gawin natin lahat,
Kung ayaw talaga, pabayaan na..
Di naman masama sumuko,
Akala lang ng marami yun
Pero kung matapang ka talaga,
Alam mo kung kailan ka dapat hihinto."
--Bob Ong
k0wts.o70
o691. "Get close enough to have fun,
But don't get attached enough to get hurt."
o692. In love, you can't see the bad side of someone
That's the pathetic part of being in love..
That sometimes even the worst person in this world can be the best person for your own belief.
As McPaul said,
"Love is not blind,
It sees but it doesn't mind."
o693. Sometimes you can say "I moved on"
But deep inside you know your stranded
Well,
You can't know how long you'll feel that way,
'Coz as long as you feel the love,
There will always be pain
o694. "We cannot control how anyone else react,
So let's give each person in our lives the same freedom that we seek for ourselves
RESPECT.."
o695. Banat ng mga ex:
"So what kung may chemistry kayo?
Bukod sa may history tayo,
I know your anatomy.."
Haha..
Adik na ex!
o696. "Maybe the reason why you have to stop loving a person
Is because fate chose both of you to be friends,
Where forever is a lot more possible."
o697. JUAN: Oy, ano yan? Pinya? Penge naman.
PEDRO: Penge? Asan ka nung nagtanim ako?
Nung oras na nag-aaral ako?
Nung naghihirap ako?
Asan ka?!
JUAN: Nakulong kasi ako, eh.
Nakapatay ako ng maramot.
PEDRO: Aah.. Ganun ba? Kuha ka na.
May papaya at mangga pa ako run. Gusto mo?
o698. Sa mental hospital,
NURSE: Ano nasa isip mo ngayon?
PATIENT: Pamilya ko.
Naawa ang nurse.
NURSE: Nasan ba ang pamilya mo?
PATIENT: Nasa isip ko nga. Tanga nito.
o699. The secret of being young,
Sleep the right number of hours,
Go with the right crowd,
Eat the right food
And tell the wrong age.
Hahaha..
o700. Joke for the day:
Height of optimism..
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies"
Major: "Excellent! We can attack in any direction."
Stay positive.
But don't get attached enough to get hurt."
o692. In love, you can't see the bad side of someone
That's the pathetic part of being in love..
That sometimes even the worst person in this world can be the best person for your own belief.
As McPaul said,
"Love is not blind,
It sees but it doesn't mind."
o693. Sometimes you can say "I moved on"
But deep inside you know your stranded
Well,
You can't know how long you'll feel that way,
'Coz as long as you feel the love,
There will always be pain
o694. "We cannot control how anyone else react,
So let's give each person in our lives the same freedom that we seek for ourselves
RESPECT.."
o695. Banat ng mga ex:
"So what kung may chemistry kayo?
Bukod sa may history tayo,
I know your anatomy.."
Haha..
Adik na ex!
o696. "Maybe the reason why you have to stop loving a person
Is because fate chose both of you to be friends,
Where forever is a lot more possible."
o697. JUAN: Oy, ano yan? Pinya? Penge naman.
PEDRO: Penge? Asan ka nung nagtanim ako?
Nung oras na nag-aaral ako?
Nung naghihirap ako?
Asan ka?!
JUAN: Nakulong kasi ako, eh.
Nakapatay ako ng maramot.
PEDRO: Aah.. Ganun ba? Kuha ka na.
May papaya at mangga pa ako run. Gusto mo?
o698. Sa mental hospital,
NURSE: Ano nasa isip mo ngayon?
PATIENT: Pamilya ko.
Naawa ang nurse.
NURSE: Nasan ba ang pamilya mo?
PATIENT: Nasa isip ko nga. Tanga nito.
o699. The secret of being young,
Sleep the right number of hours,
Go with the right crowd,
Eat the right food
And tell the wrong age.
Hahaha..
o700. Joke for the day:
Height of optimism..
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies"
Major: "Excellent! We can attack in any direction."
Stay positive.
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