o601. 3am..
LASING kumatok: Pre, tulong! Patulak naman.. Ayaw umandar, eh.
PRE naawa: Sige, sandali lang..
Nagbihis si PRE at lumabas: Saan ka?
LASING: Dito sa swing..
o602. "There are people in this world who would try to hurt you,
But there are also people who would get hurt because you're hurt."
o603. ANAK: Nay! Ang galing ng teacher ko!
Tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal.
NAY: Talaga, anak? Eh, di marunong ka nang gumalang?
ANAK: Natural! Parang tanga to.
o604. GURO: Kung may 100 ka at humingi ka ng 500 sa mama mo,
Magkano pera mo?
BOY: 100
GURO: Mali, di mo alam ang math mo!
BOY: Excuse me, di mo alam ugali ng mama ko!
o605. "The purpose of repeated experiences is to teach us the things we refused to learn."
o606. I walk and I see lovers.
I turn head and I see lovers.
I sit on the bench and beside me are lovers.
An old woman comes and asks me,
"You seemed to be contented sitting alone."
I answered,
"I know, at the right time, GOD will send that person to sit beside me forever."
She answered,
"Whatever, loser."
Buset na matanda..
o607. A morning smile will recharge you with tireless energy to go through the day.
Let God's providence be a reminder that He prepared the best for you today.
o608. Know what's the sweetest time of the day?
It's when you pray.
'Coz you're talking to the one who loves you the most.
o609. When you say you love someone.
Make sure your spelling is correct.
Because if you'll be going to browse a dictionary.
Luv. Lav. Lab. Lov.
Means nothing.
o610. "Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak.
Since birth,
It has always been a sign that you're alive."
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
k0wts.o60
o591. "Kung mahal mo ang isang tao,
Ipakita mo sa kanya..
Hindi yung para kang nag-upload ng picture sa friendster
Tapos ipa-private mo lang.."
--Nga naman!
o592. Sabi ni Newton:
"Every action has an equal and balance reaction."
Kaya pag may sumampal sa'yo ng malakas.
Panigurado, nasaktan din ang kamay nya.
Ganun din kaya sa pag-ibig?
'Pag nasaktan ka ng taong mahal mo,
Nasaktan din kaya siya?
o593. Sana T-Shirt nalang ako..
Para kahit minsan,
Maitry mo kung bagay ako sa'yo..
Nyay!
o594. Good thing about friends?
Sometimes, they bring the worst news,
Yet,
With best intentions..
o595. Whenever someone judges you by your action,
Rubs in your negativities,
And tries to make you hate yourself,
Remember that you,
Above anyone else in this world,
Know yourself best.
"People don't tell you who you are..
You tell them.."
o596. Kahit words nga kailangan ng space para maintindihan..
Tao pa kaya?
o597. Alam mo miss na kita,
'Yung smile mo at kakulitan mo..
'Yung kwentuhan at asaran..
'Yung lakas ng tawanan..
Pero alam mo kung ano miss na miss ko?
'Yung saya kapag kasama kita..
o598. The way others treat you when you're there
Is something to be considered..
But the way they respect you when you're not around
Is much more important..
o599. Worry is like a rocking chair..
It gives you something to do,
But it doesn't get you any place..
o600. "Whenever you feel weak,
Remember those who make you strong..
And whenever you start to doubt yourself,
Remember those who believe in you.."
Ipakita mo sa kanya..
Hindi yung para kang nag-upload ng picture sa friendster
Tapos ipa-private mo lang.."
--Nga naman!
o592. Sabi ni Newton:
"Every action has an equal and balance reaction."
Kaya pag may sumampal sa'yo ng malakas.
Panigurado, nasaktan din ang kamay nya.
Ganun din kaya sa pag-ibig?
'Pag nasaktan ka ng taong mahal mo,
Nasaktan din kaya siya?
o593. Sana T-Shirt nalang ako..
Para kahit minsan,
Maitry mo kung bagay ako sa'yo..
Nyay!
o594. Good thing about friends?
Sometimes, they bring the worst news,
Yet,
With best intentions..
o595. Whenever someone judges you by your action,
Rubs in your negativities,
And tries to make you hate yourself,
Remember that you,
Above anyone else in this world,
Know yourself best.
"People don't tell you who you are..
You tell them.."
o596. Kahit words nga kailangan ng space para maintindihan..
Tao pa kaya?
o597. Alam mo miss na kita,
'Yung smile mo at kakulitan mo..
'Yung kwentuhan at asaran..
'Yung lakas ng tawanan..
Pero alam mo kung ano miss na miss ko?
'Yung saya kapag kasama kita..
o598. The way others treat you when you're there
Is something to be considered..
But the way they respect you when you're not around
Is much more important..
o599. Worry is like a rocking chair..
It gives you something to do,
But it doesn't get you any place..
o600. "Whenever you feel weak,
Remember those who make you strong..
And whenever you start to doubt yourself,
Remember those who believe in you.."
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
k0wts.o59
o581. 90 people have SWINE FLU
And yet everywhere wants to wear a mask..
A million people have AIDS
And no one wants to wear a CONDOM..
Just a thought..
o582. May araw na masaya..
Mas masaya..
At pinakamasaya..
Pero walang araw na malungkot..
Mas masaya ka nga lang kahapon..
Kaya pakiramdam mo, malungkot ka ngayon..
o583. "Life they say is touch and go..
People will only be there for sometime,
But for those who find you special
Will always find ways to stay."
o584. If God pays you P1.00 for every kind word you speak,
And takes away P1.00 for every unkind word you say,
Would you be RICH or POOR?
Reflect on it.
o585. Let God be the brightest light to guide your way
And the sweetest voice to comfort your day.
May His grace, mercy, strength and protection be with you always.
o586. "It's really hard to hold on to the feelings that you always hold on to..
To treat someone as an ordinary person
Where in fact they're very special..
To move on,
On your own with an empty heart.
To smile even if deep inside you are in pain.
To let go of the person you wanted to be with forever.
To accept reality that you are never meant to be.
And
To give up everything even if you still wanted to try."
o587. May God give you relief for every stress,
A sweet song for every sigh,
An answer for every prayer
And peace for every troubled moment.
o588. Loving someone who doesn't love you
Is like watching a star you know you can never reach
But you just have to keep trying
Why not?
Stars can fall, right?
o589. Ang mga babae ay parang pulis,
Kahit hawak na nila lahat ng ebidensya sa mundo,
Gusto pa rin nilang marinig na aminin mo ang totoo.
o590. Young romance (kids while playing):
BOY: Paabot naman..
GIRL: Ng ano?
BOY: Ng kamay mo..
Holding hands tayo..
And yet everywhere wants to wear a mask..
A million people have AIDS
And no one wants to wear a CONDOM..
Just a thought..
o582. May araw na masaya..
Mas masaya..
At pinakamasaya..
Pero walang araw na malungkot..
Mas masaya ka nga lang kahapon..
Kaya pakiramdam mo, malungkot ka ngayon..
o583. "Life they say is touch and go..
People will only be there for sometime,
But for those who find you special
Will always find ways to stay."
o584. If God pays you P1.00 for every kind word you speak,
And takes away P1.00 for every unkind word you say,
Would you be RICH or POOR?
Reflect on it.
o585. Let God be the brightest light to guide your way
And the sweetest voice to comfort your day.
May His grace, mercy, strength and protection be with you always.
o586. "It's really hard to hold on to the feelings that you always hold on to..
To treat someone as an ordinary person
Where in fact they're very special..
To move on,
On your own with an empty heart.
To smile even if deep inside you are in pain.
To let go of the person you wanted to be with forever.
To accept reality that you are never meant to be.
And
To give up everything even if you still wanted to try."
o587. May God give you relief for every stress,
A sweet song for every sigh,
An answer for every prayer
And peace for every troubled moment.
o588. Loving someone who doesn't love you
Is like watching a star you know you can never reach
But you just have to keep trying
Why not?
Stars can fall, right?
o589. Ang mga babae ay parang pulis,
Kahit hawak na nila lahat ng ebidensya sa mundo,
Gusto pa rin nilang marinig na aminin mo ang totoo.
o590. Young romance (kids while playing):
BOY: Paabot naman..
GIRL: Ng ano?
BOY: Ng kamay mo..
Holding hands tayo..
k0wts.o58
o571. "If you have a chance to take the moment that you know will be memorable,
Grab it.
Always think that the word NEXT TIME is always too far.."
o572. Life is a walk of faith to God
- Full of pressures yet fulfilling
- Full of tests yet rewarding, and
- Full of trials yet strengthening
o573. "There are a lot of people who call you by your name..
But there is only one person who can make it sound so special."
o574. "Hindi ko ikamamatay ang pagtitig nya sa iba..
Yung tinititigan nya ang mapapatay ko.."
o575. "'Di dahil mukha siyang seryoso sa sinabi nya,
Eh, totoo na..
Kaya nga may konsepto ng panloloko..
Pinaniniwala ka sa bagay na 'di talaga totoo."
o576. A woman has two choices in life:
a. Not to get married and look for a husband everyday
Or
b. To get married and look for her husband everynight.
o577. Pain of missing friends isn't their absence
But it's when you think of the good times you have shared
And you ask yourself,
"Will those moments ever happen again.."
o578. "Landiin ka man ng kung sinu-sino,
Kung alam mong iba ang mahal mo,
Hindi ka tatablan..
Parang speech ng promo girl sa grocery.
Alam mong hindi ka bibili ng produkto nya,
Pero pinapakinggan mo.
Kawawa naman kasi."
-- Bob Ong
o579. You should never assume that somebody loves you by only seeing their sweetness.
Sometimes, we should believe in the fact that some people are just..
FLIRT.
o580. I took some chocolates from the fridge,
Some fell on the floor then broke into pieces,
It made me think..
"Even the sweetest things in life could break too.."
Grab it.
Always think that the word NEXT TIME is always too far.."
o572. Life is a walk of faith to God
- Full of pressures yet fulfilling
- Full of tests yet rewarding, and
- Full of trials yet strengthening
o573. "There are a lot of people who call you by your name..
But there is only one person who can make it sound so special."
o574. "Hindi ko ikamamatay ang pagtitig nya sa iba..
Yung tinititigan nya ang mapapatay ko.."
o575. "'Di dahil mukha siyang seryoso sa sinabi nya,
Eh, totoo na..
Kaya nga may konsepto ng panloloko..
Pinaniniwala ka sa bagay na 'di talaga totoo."
o576. A woman has two choices in life:
a. Not to get married and look for a husband everyday
Or
b. To get married and look for her husband everynight.
o577. Pain of missing friends isn't their absence
But it's when you think of the good times you have shared
And you ask yourself,
"Will those moments ever happen again.."
o578. "Landiin ka man ng kung sinu-sino,
Kung alam mong iba ang mahal mo,
Hindi ka tatablan..
Parang speech ng promo girl sa grocery.
Alam mong hindi ka bibili ng produkto nya,
Pero pinapakinggan mo.
Kawawa naman kasi."
-- Bob Ong
o579. You should never assume that somebody loves you by only seeing their sweetness.
Sometimes, we should believe in the fact that some people are just..
FLIRT.
o580. I took some chocolates from the fridge,
Some fell on the floor then broke into pieces,
It made me think..
"Even the sweetest things in life could break too.."
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
k0wts.o57
o561. Ang pagmamahal sa taong may mahal na iba
Ay parang pagsabit sa jeep,
Alam mong bawal pero ginawa mo pa rin
Dahil alam mong sasaya ka sa byahe
At umaasa ka na sa gitna ng byahe aalis din yung taong un.
At ikaw ang makakaupo.
Pero hindi mo ba naisip?
Kapag naupo ka na.
Maaaring may sumabit ding iba.
At ikaw, magagaya run sa naunang bumaba.
Luhaan at nag-iisa.
Tandaan, maaari kang magmahal
Pero 'wag kang maging dahilan ng kalungkutan ng iba.
-- Bob Ong
o562. A child asked his father:
"Why do I need to be humble?"
Then the father said:
"When you choose the lowly path,
There's no place to fall and the only way is up."
o563. "When life gets too hard to stand, KNEEL."
o564. "Every good girl is looking for a bad boy who can spice up her life,
But then again, every bad boy is just looking for a good girl who can change his world."
o565. "If all people are just honest with their real feelings,
I'm sure no one will get hurt because everybody would be aware if it's a lie or not."
o566. "How do you see that someone special is the one?"
Pretty much like finding the end of the scotch tape..
You don't need to see it,
You just have to feel it.
o567. Do you know why devils are sometimes admired?
It's because they know how to fight even though they're
DESTINED TO FALL.
o568. "Be nice to people on your way up
Because you will meet them on your way down."
o569. A true friend understands when you say, "I forgot"
Waits forever when you say, "One minute"
Stays when you say, "Leave me alone"
And opens the door even before you knock.
o570. "Of all goodbyes,
The kind of which hurt the most was the one your ears never heard of but your heart knew it was already being said.."
Ay parang pagsabit sa jeep,
Alam mong bawal pero ginawa mo pa rin
Dahil alam mong sasaya ka sa byahe
At umaasa ka na sa gitna ng byahe aalis din yung taong un.
At ikaw ang makakaupo.
Pero hindi mo ba naisip?
Kapag naupo ka na.
Maaaring may sumabit ding iba.
At ikaw, magagaya run sa naunang bumaba.
Luhaan at nag-iisa.
Tandaan, maaari kang magmahal
Pero 'wag kang maging dahilan ng kalungkutan ng iba.
-- Bob Ong
o562. A child asked his father:
"Why do I need to be humble?"
Then the father said:
"When you choose the lowly path,
There's no place to fall and the only way is up."
o563. "When life gets too hard to stand, KNEEL."
o564. "Every good girl is looking for a bad boy who can spice up her life,
But then again, every bad boy is just looking for a good girl who can change his world."
o565. "If all people are just honest with their real feelings,
I'm sure no one will get hurt because everybody would be aware if it's a lie or not."
o566. "How do you see that someone special is the one?"
Pretty much like finding the end of the scotch tape..
You don't need to see it,
You just have to feel it.
o567. Do you know why devils are sometimes admired?
It's because they know how to fight even though they're
DESTINED TO FALL.
o568. "Be nice to people on your way up
Because you will meet them on your way down."
o569. A true friend understands when you say, "I forgot"
Waits forever when you say, "One minute"
Stays when you say, "Leave me alone"
And opens the door even before you knock.
o570. "Of all goodbyes,
The kind of which hurt the most was the one your ears never heard of but your heart knew it was already being said.."
Monday, August 3, 2009
k0wts.o56
o551. God is too good to be mistaken,
God is too nice to be unkind,
So when you don't understand when you can't touch His hand,
When you can't see His plan,
Trust His heart.
o552. Am I a bad shooter?
'Coz I keep on missing you..
Ayii..
o553. A train station is where a train stops.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
On my desk, I have a workstation.
Hehe.
o554. "For a two-timer,
Wrong send is the hardest part."
o555. The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree..
But still HOLDING HANDS..
o556. Are you under general anesthesia?
Bakit di mo maramdamang mahal kita?
Hanep sa hirit!
Ang lupit!
o557. Doesn't matter how tough we are,
Trauma always leaves a scar..
It follows us home.
It changes our lives.
Trauma messes everybody up.
But, maybe that's the point.
All the pain and the fear and the crap,
Maybe going through all that
Is what's keeps us from moving forward.
It's what pushes us.
Maybe we have to get a little messed up before we can step up.
-- Grey's Anatomy
o558. "In tough times,
Stay motivated by looking at how far you've come,
Rather than how far you have to go..
Count your blessings,
Not what's missing.."
o559. If one thing got broken and fixed after a long time..
Expect some changes.
It would never be the same anymore..
o560. "What counts most in making a happy relationship is not so much with compatibility
But how you deal with incompatibility.."
God is too nice to be unkind,
So when you don't understand when you can't touch His hand,
When you can't see His plan,
Trust His heart.
o552. Am I a bad shooter?
'Coz I keep on missing you..
Ayii..
o553. A train station is where a train stops.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
On my desk, I have a workstation.
Hehe.
o554. "For a two-timer,
Wrong send is the hardest part."
o555. The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree..
But still HOLDING HANDS..
o556. Are you under general anesthesia?
Bakit di mo maramdamang mahal kita?
Hanep sa hirit!
Ang lupit!
o557. Doesn't matter how tough we are,
Trauma always leaves a scar..
It follows us home.
It changes our lives.
Trauma messes everybody up.
But, maybe that's the point.
All the pain and the fear and the crap,
Maybe going through all that
Is what's keeps us from moving forward.
It's what pushes us.
Maybe we have to get a little messed up before we can step up.
-- Grey's Anatomy
o558. "In tough times,
Stay motivated by looking at how far you've come,
Rather than how far you have to go..
Count your blessings,
Not what's missing.."
o559. If one thing got broken and fixed after a long time..
Expect some changes.
It would never be the same anymore..
o560. "What counts most in making a happy relationship is not so much with compatibility
But how you deal with incompatibility.."
k0wts.o55
o541. "Nobody has the power to make things perfect.
But everyone is given countless chances to make things right."
o542. In LIFE, don't think about the pain we went through,
But the LESSON it taught.
Not how much we HURT and CRIED,
But how much we're BLESSED and LOVED by God.
o543. "Ang mabibigat ay gumagaan kapag binibitiwan."
Makes sense?
Learn to let go when you're hurting too much.
o544. "It's the physical appearance that makes us attracted to someone..
But it is what's inside that makes us stay.."
o545. SCENARIO: boy and girl with their friends in the canteen.
BOY: Sige, guys. Mauna na ko.
(Sabay grab sa hand ng girl, hinila rin patayo)
GIRL: Why?
BOY: (pointing at the sign board that says:
"Do not leave your valuables unattended")
-- Simple yet so sweet.
o546. Great friends are part of memories time can never erase..
When life is blessed with friends like you..
There will always be sweet memories to look back on..
o547. The best thing you can do for someone is to just exists
-- To be there when they suddenly realize that they need you right then.
o548. At times, it's hard to determine whether you really have a feeling for someone,
Or you are just carried away by the good things he/she does,
In other words,
You can never say if you are returning the love,
Or just returning the favor..
o549. One million memories,
One hundred thousand inside jokes,
Ten thousand great times,
One hundred secrets,
Just for one reason: FRIENDSHIP.
o550. Ang kiss..
Ay masarap na katulad ng spaghetti kung pababa ng pababa..
But everyone is given countless chances to make things right."
o542. In LIFE, don't think about the pain we went through,
But the LESSON it taught.
Not how much we HURT and CRIED,
But how much we're BLESSED and LOVED by God.
o543. "Ang mabibigat ay gumagaan kapag binibitiwan."
Makes sense?
Learn to let go when you're hurting too much.
o544. "It's the physical appearance that makes us attracted to someone..
But it is what's inside that makes us stay.."
o545. SCENARIO: boy and girl with their friends in the canteen.
BOY: Sige, guys. Mauna na ko.
(Sabay grab sa hand ng girl, hinila rin patayo)
GIRL: Why?
BOY: (pointing at the sign board that says:
"Do not leave your valuables unattended")
-- Simple yet so sweet.
o546. Great friends are part of memories time can never erase..
When life is blessed with friends like you..
There will always be sweet memories to look back on..
o547. The best thing you can do for someone is to just exists
-- To be there when they suddenly realize that they need you right then.
o548. At times, it's hard to determine whether you really have a feeling for someone,
Or you are just carried away by the good things he/she does,
In other words,
You can never say if you are returning the love,
Or just returning the favor..
o549. One million memories,
One hundred thousand inside jokes,
Ten thousand great times,
One hundred secrets,
Just for one reason: FRIENDSHIP.
o550. Ang kiss..
Ay masarap na katulad ng spaghetti kung pababa ng pababa..
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