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o781. It's important to remember that you can never regain something you left in the past.
Shift your focus to the present,
And deal with the state of things as they are,
Instead of clinging to some memory of what you once had.
Memories maybe nice.
But that's all they are.

o782. "Don't tell everyone about your troubles.
Half of them don't care.
And the other half are glad it happened to you."

o783. They say love starts when you begin to care,
When you miss someone for no permanent reason,
That love gives life satisfaction and personal delight.
And it engage two individuals into a broader attachment and responsibility.
But what is most seen in love is,
You risk yourself to be fooled and get hurt
Just to feel a simple completeness.

o784. "Hindi mo naman kailangang gawin lahat para maging masaya.
Kailangan mo lang alagaan yung nagpapasaya sa'yo.
Kung nahihirapan ka run,
Di ka talaga masaya,
Akala mo lang.."
--Bob Ong

o785. "Don't hold on because you think there'll be no one else.
There will always be someone else.
You've got to believe you're worth than being repeatedly hurt by someone who doesn't really care.
Always believe that someone will see what you're really worth and treat you the way you should be treated."

o786. Maraming may gusto kay SPONGEBOB dahil:
Kahit bobo at mahina si Patrick, minamahal nya pa rin.
Kahit galit at ayaw sa kanya ni Squidwart, mahalaga pa rin ito sa kanya.
Kahit alam nyang pera lang ang mahal ni Mr. Krab, ginagalang pa rin nya.
Sana may ganyan ding tao.
Sa kabila ng kahinaan mo ay kaya ka pa ring mahalin.
Sa pagtanggi mo sa kanya, nakukuha ka pa rin pahalagahan.
At kahit ano man ang kagustuhan mo, kaya kang igalang.

o787. One heartbreak.
Two eyes crying.
Three words never said again.
Four hands that won't be held.
Five mornings you'll pass him/her in the halls.
Six love notes, ripped and torn.
Seven days a week you'll think of him/her.
Eight sad songs at night before bed.
Nine wishes that never came true.
Ten years before he/she realizes that it has always been you.

o788. PAMATAY NA PAMBABARA:
B: Pwede bang umakyat ng ligaw?
G: Sorry, wala kaming hagdan.
B: Pwede ko ba hawakan ang kamay mo?
G: No thanks, di naman siya mabigat.
B: Sabihin mong mahal mo ako.
G: Mahal mo ako.
B: I want to dance like this forever.
G: Don't you want to improve?
B: Pupunta ako sa dulo ng mundo para sa'yo.
G: Talaga? Pwede dun ka nalang?
B: Mahal kita, handa akong mamatay para sa'yo.
G: Tagal namaaaan!!
B: Ikaw ang nag-iisang babae sa buhay ko.
G: Wala ka bang nanay?
B: May boyfriend ka na ba?
G: Wala, ayaw ng asawa ko, eh.

o789. PERFECT is not when compatible persons are together.
It's when you're both opposite but in that way,
You both complete each other.

o790. Whatever you give a woman,
She's going to multiply.
If you give her a sperm,
She'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house,
She'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries,
She'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile,
She'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her any crap,
You can expect a ton of shit!

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o771. Kisses are not contracts.
Right.

o772. "You don't have to prove anything to anyone.
It's not your problem when they reject you.
It's theirs!
Only stuck up idiots would require you to please them."

o773. "Our dilemma is that we hate change at love it at the same time.
What we really want is for things to remain the same but get better."

o774. Titser: Who can give an example of a tag question?
Pupil: My titser is beautiful, isn't she?
Titser: Very good! Itagalog mo nga?
Pupil: Si Mam ay maganda. Hindi naman, diba?

o775. You don't have to be perfect to let somebody love you the way you wanted to be loved.
Always remember that being simple
Is the most perfect way to make someone fall in love with you.

o776. Sana holdaper ka nalang..
Para ibibigay ko lahat sa'yo,
'Wag mo lang akong sasaktan.

o777. It's really hard to decide when you're already too tired to hold on,
And yet, you're too in love to let go..

o778. "Stories are as unique as the people who tell them,
And the best stories are those in which the ending is a surprise."

o779. Never ever grow tired of living your life.
Never ever quit on moving forward.
Never ever stop running.
For you never know how many persons are looking up to you and see you as their inspiration in their own respective lives.
Keep on moving..
Your life matters.

o780. Saying nothing about what you feel is not just a defense mechanism.
It's not a way of saying, "I don't care."
But it's like saying, "It hurts so bad.. I don't know what to say."

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o761. You may be sitting all alone today.
But believe in the magic that someone is meant to sit beside you soon.
Tapos pag puno na,
Aalis na ang jeep.
Ano ba akala mo?
Tungkol na naman sa love?
Hindi palaging ganun.

o762. Exercise daily to keep your body healthy.
Like my lola..
She was 75 when she started biking 5km a day.
No, she's 98.
And until now,
Di pa umuuwi..
Wala ba dyan?

o763. "You can have anything you want if you are willing to sacrifice everything you have.
Nothing goes without a price.
So before you get in the battle,
Decide how much you are willing to lose."

o764. TAMBAY: Miss, hulaan kita!
BABAE: Sige.
TAMBAY: Wala ka pang boyfriend, no?
BABAE: Wow! Bakit mo alam? Ikaw, ah.
TAMBAY: Ang pangit mo kaya!
Garapal! Nyahaha..

o765. "My gift of undeserved grace is all you need.
My power is strongest when you are weak."
- 2 Corinthians 12:9

o766. Make sure..
You make someone happy everyday..
And that someone includes yourself.

o767. Akala ng iba mahirap ako pasayahin.
Marami raw akong hinahanap para mahalin ko ang isang tao.
Di nila alam, simple lang ang gusto ko.
Wag lang akong iwan,
Yun lang masaya na ko.

o768. Are you in love with someone right now?
'Coz if you're not,
Let me introduce myself.
Wahaha.

o769. "Don't hesitate to explain yourself and say you're sorry when you've hurt your someone..
Don't wait for the moment where apology is no longer accepted.
And the only word is GOODBYE."

o770. Nakakita ka lang ng mas makakapagpasaya sa'yo,
Kinalimutan mo na ako.
Naaliw ka lang ng konti,
Di mo na ako binalikan.
Binigyan ka lang ng pet, farm, chips at restaurant,
Akala mo kung sino ka na.
- Friendster (Nagtatampo dahil sa facebook mo)

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o751. Little instruction:
-- You may find your partner boring so you tend to look for someone else,
Someone new, someone better.
Then you got a new partner and you've realized that the old partner you thought was boring
Was the best you ever had.
What's the instruction?
"Love the imperfections."

o752. In life, there are four things you can't get back
The stone after you the throw,
The word after it's said,
The action after it's done,
And the time after it has passed.
So be careful of what you throw, speak, do and what you let pass by.

o753. Sa buhay ko, daming dumaan.
Problema, pagsubok, kawalan.
Pero nung dumaan ka,
Natawa ako kasi ang pabango mo, "VICKS"
Hanep, nawala ang hilo ko.

o754. Hey, guys!
I'm flying off to the US on Saturday.
I'll be there for quite awhile or if God's good to me, maybe I'll be staying there permanently.
I'm very sorry if I didn't tell you earlier.
I said to myself not to tell anyone until before I leave.
Thanks for the friendship,
I hope to see you again and I'll certainly miss you all.
--Farewell text ni Inday sa mga ibang katulong bago mag-DH

o755. "If you love what you're doing,
You'll never get bored."
Same with,
"If you love that someone,
You'll never get tired."

o756. A very inspiring quote:
"Wag pilitin ang ayaw,
Baka pumayag."

o757. The sad part of life,
I gave up everything but they never loved me back.
They just cared.

o758. Understanding is deeper than knowledge.
There are many people who knows you,
But few of them really understands you.
Would you agree?
I do.

o759. Sabi ni BOB ONG:
"Bakit ka magpaparamdam sa taong hindi marunong makiramdam?
Wag kang magpakatanga sa taong hindi marunong magpahalaga.
Matuto kang sumuko at mang-iwan kung lagi ka rin namang nasasaktan.
Imber na magtanong ng 'Hindi pa ba sapat?'
Bakit hindi nalang kalimutan ang lahat?
Kung alam mong binabalewala ka na,
Tanggapin mong nagsasawa na siya.
Wag kang magpapadala sa salitang SORRY at AYOKONG mawala ka..
Kung totoo yun, patutunayan nila."
Tama, diba?

o760. BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas.
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan nagmamahalan na,tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi, lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang ang hindi.

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o741. Bobo nanliligaw,
"Hindi naman totoo yung sinasabi nila na bobo ako..
May laman din naman ang utak ko..
At ikaw lang ang laman nito.."
Taob!

o742. If you have a chance to take the moment that you know will be memorable,
Grab it.
Always think that the word NEXT TIME is always too far.
Every moment counts.

o743. May kandila ka ba dyan?
Ipantitirik ko lang sana sa puso kong patay na patay sa'yo..
Ayun ang hirit, o!

o744. LOLA: Apo, sabihin mo sa lolo, pahilot si lola at antok na antok na.
APO: Yoyo, paiyot yoya, antot na antot na.
LOLO: Sabihin mo, wala ako sa mood. Tulog na.
APO: Yoya, waya tamod yoyo. Tuyot na..
Smile!

o745. ANAK: Tay, urine test ko raw bukas.
ITAY: O, anong problema?
ANAK: Anong gagawin ko?
ITAY: Tanga ka ba? Eh, di magreview ka.

o746. Two rabbits looking at the moon:
R1: How far is the moon from here?
R2: It's very, very far, you can't measure the distance.
R1: Wow, really?
R2: Yes, really.
(Silence..)
R2: Why do you ask?
R1: Nothing, I love you.
R2: I know.
R1: I love you from here to the moon.
R2: I love you more.
R1: You can't love me more. From here to the moon is countless.
R2: Yes, I can. Because I love from here to the moon and then back.
--Sobrang cheesy.

o747. Everything that God allows to come our way is with a purpose.
He uses even the greatest error and the deepest hurt to mold us into a person of worth and value.
I would not dare question God why I suffer pain and anguish
Because I never question Him when I am fortunate and I feel happiness in my success.
Blessings do come as a surprise
And how much we receive depends on how much our hearts can believe.

o748. A nerd ask his hot and sexy classmate to have sex with him.
NERD: Sex tayo! Bayaran kita one thousand, bibilisan ko.
Tatapon ko yung one thousand sa sahig.
Tuwad ka habang pinupulot mo.
Pagtayo mo, tapos na ko isex ka.
SEXY: Tawagan ko muna BF ko kung payag siya.
(Tinawagan nya.)
BF: Sige, payag ako. Bilisan mo lang pagtuwad para walang mangyari.
(After 10minutes, BF calls.)
BF: Nakuha mo na pera?
SEXY: Aaah.. Aaahha.. Aah, hindi pa, eh. Ah. Ah!
BF: Eh, bakit?
SEXY: Tigpipiso, eh.
Durog!

o749. "It is wiser not to expect,
But to hope.
For in expecting, we meet disappointments,
Whereas in hoping,
We invite surprises."

o750. "I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing.
'Coz if you do,
You would end up hurting yourself."

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o731. You will always see what's wrong when you are right.
But you will never know which is right when you are happy doing wrong.

o732. Everyone has a dream.
Mine is to wake up to the sound of small rocks being thrown at my bedroom window
And see the person I love standing in the rain asking me for another chance.
Joke lang!
Ang dream ko lang talaga ay magkapera,
Maraming-maraming pera,
Na pwede kong gawing scratch paper.

o733. "It's hard to open your eyes if your dreams are too sweet.
But sometimes, it's a must to wake up because it's the only reasonable way to see reality."

o734. Dalawang adik.
Adik1: Kanina pa nakadapo yang lamok, bakit di mo patayin?
Adik2: Hinihintay kong mabusog para pag hahabulin ko siya,
Magkakaappendicitis siya.

o735. There are times that you don't know what to do
Or where to place yourself.
That's why sometimes in life,
You have no option but to keep quiet.

o736. I'm not looking for someone who has everything.
I don't want someone with money to buy me anything.
But I need someone who has time to spent with me more than anything.

o737. PHILOSOPHY:
If you want to grow, COMMIT.
Outside commitment, there is no growth.

o738. Quoted from a political science professor:
Take for example the statement,
"I love you forever".
This is false, for forever is not empirically quantifiable.
The appropriate statement is,
"I love you today. Ask me again tomorrow if I still do."

o739. "Never ignore a person who loves you and misses you.
Because one day you may wake up from your sleep
And realize that you've lost the moon while counting the stars."

o740. The most selfish line that I heard but the sweetest thing that everyone loves to hear from their loved ones,
"Akin ka lang, ha?"

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o721. Some say they like your personality;
Others say your character;
A few say your style;
But me..
I like you just the way you are.
Someone not perfect but real..

o722. God gave the silence of the night for us to give rest and to be prepared for another tomorrow.
So, sleep well and feel God's embrace as you sleep tonight.

o723. It is not true that beer makes you fat.
It actually makes you lean..
Lean on walls, lean on doors and lean on to the person you like..

o724. A real friend is someone who tries to pick you up when you've fallen;
And if they can't pick you up,
They lay down right beside you..

o725. I tried to be the sweetest girl for him..
Unfortunately, diabetic pala siya..
Kaya ayun, naghahanap ata ng WALANG LASA..

o726. "I want a director who can make a simple thing the big thing."
--Lucas Scott, One Tree Hill

o727. Life is wonderful when you wake up in the morning with joy
Because the Holy Spirit is in your heart.
May the Great Father give you His abundant graces
And keep you always in good health.

o728. In love, who is the hardest to compete with?
Third party?
Flirts?
Goodlookings?
Heartthrobs?
NO.
But the love before you..
Agree?

o729. Why is it so hard to say you're wrong?
Because it often involves saying,
"I'm sorry."
Which is even harder.
Throughout history,
People have found it easier to stop speaking to one another,
Punch, slander, shoot and bomb
Rather than apologize.

o730. "I would rather die a meaningful death,
Than to live a meaningless life."
--Corazon Aquino