Tuesday, March 30, 2010

k0wts.o86

o851. No matter how bitter a coffee gets..
One bite of a sweet cookie changes everything.
Thanks for being a sweet cookie friend in a bitter coffee world.

o852. Don't procrastinate, because in only two days,
Tomorrow will be yesterday.

o853. Reyna ka ba ng apoy?
Ang hot mo kasi, eh!
Sige, i-feel mo lang..

o854. What a nice feeling to be in love..
With God.
No pain.
No heartache.
No disappointment.
Just blessings of joy.

o855. "You can not hold onto something that needs to go,
You just got to love them while you have them.
And that's it."

o856. Before you can be happy with someone else,
You should own your happiness first.
Nothing is more attractive than someone who radiates contentment from within.

o857. Ngats, bhe!
Mwahx!
--Ngongo, bumibili ng GATSBY WAX
Haha!

o858. "Sometimes, something real is something you can not see."

o859. A single lie discovered is enough to create a contagious doubt over every other truth expressed.

o860. "Bakit ka magtitiis sa taong alam mong sakit lang sa ulo mo?
Wag mong ikulong ang sarili mo sa hawlang ginto pero sira ang kandado.
Sino bang may sabing madaling makahanap ng kapalit?
Kahit ibon, marunong maghanap ng bagong pugad, tao pa kaya?"
--Bob Ong

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

k0wts.o85

o841. Why was Snow White given an apple with poison?
To show that not all people that are kind to you are really kind.
They might have some other agenda against you.
Looks can be deceiving.
Why did Cinderella run away when the clock turned 12midnight?
To remind us that everything has its limitations, even dreams.
Why did Ariel decide to exchange her fins with feet?
To show that anyone will try to lose anything just to be happy.

o842. We are tested by major changes, delayed promises, impossible problems, unanswered prayers, undeserved criticisms and even senseless tragedies.
But the good news in that God wants us to pass the tests of life.
So He never allows the tests we face to be greater than the grace He gives us.

o843. Missing someone gets easier everyday 'coz even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other,
It's one day closer to the time you will.

o844. -POCHERO-
1. Maggisa ka ng bawang at sibuyas.
2. Ilagay ang baboy at tubig.
3. Pag malambot na, ilagay ang pechay, fried kamote o patatas, bitsuelas, saging at idagdag ang pork and beans na nasa lata.
4. Lagyan ng asin at paminta ayon sa iyong panlasa.
Para maiba naman.
Di puro love at friend quotes.

o845. "Don't try to understand everything because sometimes it is not meant to understand but rather to accept."

o846. When you're up,
Your friends know who you are.
When you're down,
You know who your friends are.

o847. God is watching nearby to give us his grace
And send us His love.
Whatever our problem,
Whatever our pain.
God's there to support us and protect us always.

o848. Sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end,
And not just settle on a comma..
Why?
'Coz time will come,
You'll realize that it's nicer to see a complete sentence,
Rather than seeing a phrase that doesn't make any sense.

o849. "If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more.
If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough."

o850. Hey, mag-impake ka na.
Punta tayo sa home for the aged.
Kasi I want to grow old with you, eh!
Sobrang cheesy!
Haha!

Monday, February 22, 2010

k0wts.o84

o831. The fish said:
"I can't see my tears 'coz I'm in the water."
The water said:
"I can feel your tears 'coz you're in my heart."
Lesson?
Ewan!
'Di ko rin ma-gets kung panong nakapagsalita ung isda..
At in fairness, sumagot pa ung tubig!
Haha.

o832. God has a perfect plan for our lives
But He never reveals it to us all at once..
Just step by step because He wants to teach us to walk by faith not by sight..

o833. Those who appear in your life - whether to help or harm - are all given by God.
Meet all of them with a peaceful heart, but with a warrior's spirit.
You will fail many times, but in failing, you will learn..
And in learning, you will find your way..
Remember, there are no mistakes in life - only lessons.
And lessons will keep on repeating themselves until learned.

o834. Having so much pain in the past has made me doubtful when it comes to love.
They made me feel so special but in the end, they left me hanging.
That's why I keep on asking,
"Do love really last?"

o835. You have just been loaded by God's unlimited faithfulness.
This will expire on eternity.
Reload through prayer and worship.
Enjoy His texts through the Bible.

o836. Life is like a changing seasons.
One day, you will awaken to a world more wonderful than you can imagine.
Until then, you will know that whatever season you are in right now
Is the best season of your entire life.
There's nothing wrong with looking back at the previous seasons of our lives.
But God has a purpose for allowing us to be in the season we're in right now.
So enjoy where you're at on the way to where you're going.

o837. Si kamatis at ampalaya nag-uusap,
AMPALAYA: Ang kinis mo naman. Sabagay, kukulubot ka rin.
KAMATIS: Bitter ka lang.
Haha.

o838. Define TANGA:
Taong nagmamahal sa taong di siya mahal ng buo at naghihintay sa pagbabagong mangyayari.
Define GAGO:
Taong walang pakialam sa taong tanga.

o839. BELLA: Edward, ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa basurahan?
EDWARD: Ung napkin mo, pagtyatyagaan ko na to!
Adik!
Yuck!

o840. You really have to stumble and fall a lot of times for you to appreciate the luscious taste of happiness.
It's like a ratio of ten pains to one real smile.

Friday, February 19, 2010

k0wts.o83

o821. NANAY: Walang mangyayari sa'yo kung puro ka jowa.
ANAK: Weh? Di nga? Bakit may nangyari samin kagabi?
Wahaha.

o822. Anong tawag sa kuto na nasa ibabaw ng ulo ng isang kalbo?
"Homeless"
Smile your most besutiful smile and stay healthy!

o823. Alam mo ba pinagkaiba ng MAHAL mo sa taong GUSTO mo?
Pag tumingin ka sa mata ng gusto mo, namumula ka.
Pero pag sa mata ng mahal mo, napapangiti ka..
Sa harap ng gusto mo, nahihiya ka.
Pero sa harap ng mahal mo, nagpapakatotoo ka.
Di ka makatingin ng diretso sa gusto mo.
Pero sa mahal mo, nakikipagtitigan ka pa..
Pag umiyak ang mahal mo, umiiyak ka
Pero yung taong gusto mo, pinapatahan mo.

o824. Sometimes, not everything you want is given to you like the ideal person you wanna be with..
It may not turn out the way you expect it to be..
At the end, you'll see that what you have is better than what you wanted.

o825. Rapunzel..
Cinderella..
Snow White..
Sleeping Beauty..
All these women lived happily ever after..
Until they discovered they're all married to the same man..
PRINCE CHARMING.
Yan na nga ba ang sinasabi ko, eh.
Pari sa fairy tales, laganap ang pambababae.

o826. Bandaids are like smiles..
They can cover up the pain..
But deep down inside, it hurts.

o827. "Don't try to understand everything..
Because sometimes it is not meant to understand,
But rather to accept.."

o828. God will never leave you EMPTY..
He will replace everything you've lost..
If He asks you to put something DOWN,
It's because He wants you to pick up something GREATER..

o829. "Never hate the times you failed,
These are the times you show the world that failures don't define you,
But they make you even stronger.."

o830. We can be happy anytime once we understand that the only place we'll ever find genuine happiness is right inside us.
Happiness begins at the point of acceptance:
The point when we stop questioning why life can't be perfect and just accept the world the way it is..


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

k0wts.o82

o811. "You won't find the right person..
If you're still holding on to the wrong one.."

o812. BOY: Miss, pahiram naman ng pen mo. Saglit lang, please?
GIRL: O, eto.
BOY: Nyay! Ayaw naman sumulat, o.
GIRL: Ha? Pwede yan. Kagagamit ko lang nyan kanina, eh.
BOY: Weh, sige nga.. Sulat mo nga number mo.
Nyaiks!

o813. "People can hide all things except for two:
One, that they are drunk.
And two, that they are inlove."

o814. Do you know what would be the best in life?
"When your family understands you as a friend,
And your friends support you as your family."

o815. A man..
No matter how loyal, kind, understanding, sweet, honest, loving, thoughtful and close to perfect as he appears to be..
Can still hurt a girl in the most painful way he never thought he could.

o816. "Have you ever had the feeling that you were too pressured to choose from something you're sure of and from something you're happy with?
It's like you don't know if you're brave enough to take the risk of letting go of everything you held on to before.
Life is totally twisted, things change and shit happens.
So, know what you really want and go for it..
Choose what makes you happy today,
Or die in sadness tomorrow.

o817. Some few things I've learned by experience:
Don't talk too much when you're mad.
You might say things you don't mean to say..
Making a decision takes time.
Don't rush..
Life is like a chess.
One wrong move and game is all messed up.
Never let your pride ruin everything.
It's better to lose your pride than to lose someone because of pride.

o818. Ang mag-asawa?
Pag panget ang lalaki at maganda ang babae
Ang tawag dyan ay DISKARTE.
At pag babae naman ang panget at gwapo ang lalaki
Tawag dyan ay GINAYUMA.
Pag pareho silang magandang mukha,
Tawag dyan ay TINADHANA.
At pag ang mag-asawa ay parehong panget,
Yan ang tinatawag na..
NO CHOICE.
Haha.

o819. Ui! I love you raw sabi ni Eddie.
Sinong Eddie?
Eddie ako!
Nyaks!

o820. Do not avoid sexual temptations.
As you grow older,
They will start to avoid you.
So don't be choosy,
Always grab the opportunity.
--Haha!
"

k0wts.o81

o801. Loving is when you just want the best for that person,
Whether it includes you or not.

o802. Whenever needles and pins fall along your path,
Don't stay away..
Instead, pick them up and collect them.
So that the same pins won't hurt you again.
Right?

o803. Hindi naman kailangan ng maraming tao para mabuo ang mundo,
Minsan isang tao lang ang kasama mo,
Buo na ang mundong kailangan mo habangbuhay..
--Bob Ong (Kapitan Sino)

o804. BEFORE:
Being single means that nobody wants you..
But NOW:
It means your good looking, smart and you're just taking your time deciding how you want your life to be..
And who you want to spend it with..
--Exactly!

o805. "We learn through our mistakes."
Kung matututo ako sa pagkakamali,
Bakit pa ako gagawa ng tama?
Hahaha.. Adik!

o806. "Don't exhaust your heart trying to look for the one you think you deserve.
Instead, you should save the best part of yourself for the person who deserves you.
Someone who came the time you didn't search."

o807. Do you know who is the best couple in the world?
Smile and tears.
Rarely are they seen together.
But when they combine,
It's the best moment of your life.

o808. "God is great.
He blows the naughty wind that blows the girls' skirts high.
But he also sends dust along with it to close boys' eyes."

o809. "Isa lang ang pangarap ko.
Ang maging pangarap mo."
Wushu!

o810. Wag kang matakot kung kulay pula na ang dingding at kisame pagkagising mo..
Wala ka sa impyerno.
Andito ka sa puso ko.
Hahaha.. Orayt!



k0wts.o80

o791. What's love?
It's when you find someone who didn't meet any of your standards,
Yet, you say..
"I've found the right one.."

o792. TANGA /ta-'ngah/ (noun);
1. Taong ayaw magka-bf/gf pero nagrereklamong single,
2. Lalaking mahilig manloko tapos magugulat pa everytime ayaw pagtiwalaan ng mga babae,
3. Ex mong iniwan ka for some reason then magpaparamdam ulit after jurassic years,
4. Taong naghihintay sa taong wala namang balak dumating,
5. Babaeng ilang beses nang naloko sa pare-parehong dahilan pero di natuto,
6. Magjowang araw-araw nag-aaway pero hindi raw sila maghihiwalay.
Tamaan, tanga!

o793. I'm not a good adviser but enough to be understanding,
I'm not always around but enough to depend on,
I'm not so thoughtful but enough to be sweet,
I'm not your bestfriend but enough to be your true friend.

o794. Use dedicate in a sentence,
Pag ginamitan mo yan ng glue, for sure DEDICATE yan.
How about continue,
Kahapon, ang dami-dami nyo. Bat ngayon ang CONTINUE.
Idagdag pa natin ang violet,
I lost my phone, di bale, I'll VIOLET.
Eto pa, opinion.
Papasok ka sa pinto kung OPINION.
Eh, ang conclusion?
Syempre, di ka naman makakapasok sa pintuan CONCLUSION.

o795.When someone says,
"You look good.."
Ang matinding isasagot mo ay,
"I taste even better."
Nice!

o796. "Pag malungkot ka, walang nakakaalam.
Pag masaya ka, walang nakakapansin.
Pero try mo magpabuntis o kaya mabuntis,
Buong baranggay pag-uusapan ka ng bonggang-bongga."

o797. Life becomes wonderful even if there are struggles and difficulties
Because we have a GOD so loving and inspiring who heals the pain and keeps us going..

o798. MRS: Lasing ka na naman?!
MR: Sorry, hon. Inimbita ako ng mga officemates ko. Konting inuman.
MRS: Tanga! Anong officemate? Tricycle driver ka, gago!

o799.Yung iba sinasabi "friends forever" daw..
Pero hindi naman umaabot ng forever.
Kaya ako "friends hanggang bukas lang.."
Oks na yun!
Di naman nauubos ang bukas, diba?

o800. Yesterday, no matter how bad it was, belongs to the past.
Today, we're continuously battling with life's challenges.
Whatever comes out of our tomorrow simply shows how well we balanced the good and the bad
And eventually tell the world that we survived them all.