k0wts.o96

o951. BELLA: Edward, ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa basurahan?
EDWARD: Yung napkin mo. Pagtyatyagaan ko na to.
--YAK!

o952. "When we fall seriously in love,
We always wish that the feeling would mutually grow and stay forever..
But sometimes, no matter how perfect a relationship may seem,
People just change and forget their promises of forever."

o953. --POCHERO--
1. Maggisa ka ng bawang at sibuyas.
2. Ilagay ang baboy at tubig.
3. Pag malambot na, ilagay ang petchay, fried kamote o patatas, saging, bitsuelas at idagdag ang pork and beans na nasa lata.
4. Lagyan ng asin at paminta ayon sa iyong panlasa.
Para maiba naman.
Puro love at friendshio quotes, eh.

o954. They say, doing things without thinking really sucks.
It may lead to something where in the end, you're the one whose going to lose.
But they've never thought that sometimes,
doing things without thinking makes us feel better.

o955. Two words that contains millions of letters:
POST OFFICE
Uuy, nag-isip pa ng malupit.
Haha!

o956. IQ TEST:
I am a seven letter word.
My 123 is a liquid.
My 3456 is a pain.
My 567 is a girl.
My 67 is an area in the hospital.
Who am I?

o957. I woke up this morning,
I realized that I should not regret any day of my life.
Good days give me happiness.
Bad days give me experiences.
Both are essential to life.
Happiness keep me SWEET.
Trials make me STRONG.
Sorrows keep me HUMAN.
Failures make me HUMBLE.
Success keeps me GROWING.
and God keeps me GOING.
Stay strong!

o958. MAN: Hmn. Wala ka namang singaw sa dila!
WIFE: Eh, bakit kaya masakit?
MAN: Siguro sa sobrang bungangera mo, nag-overheat.
Haha!

o959. I never regret loving the people I once loved.
What I regret is that I became the wrong one for those I thought who can stay with me for all my life.

o960. LOLA: Apo, alam mo naman na matanda na ako. Kung mamamatay ako, ipamamana ko sayo ang aking sakahan, prutasan, bahay at mga hayop.
APO: Salamat po, lola! San po yun?
LOLA: Sa facebook, apo. Email ko, eh, hot_lola143@yahoo.com at ang password, ganda143. Click mo sa bookmark ang Farmville.
Haha!

k0wts.o95

o941. A breath of prayer in the morning means a day of power, blessings..
A soul shall never be helpless with God's infinite grace..
Inhale God's love..

o942. "Aanhin pa ang gabi, kung wala ka namang katabi..
Eh, may nakarinig:
"Eh, anong silbi ng may katabi kung wala namang nangyayari.."
Aba, may humirit:
"Eh, ano naman kung may nangyayari, kung wala namang nabubuong baby?"
May affected na pogi:
"Pano may mabubuong baby kung parehas kayong lalaki?"
Ang pinakamatindi:
"Aanhin mo ang babae kung mukha namang lalaki?"

o943. When you keep the Lord in your heart,
There is nothing to fear about in your life.
Things will come as the Lord has planned..
So hold on, God is with you.

o944. May God who knows the goodness of your heart bless you abundantly,
Give you a healthier body
And grant even your deepest silent prayers.

o945. I was not aware that you came only to love me for a while,
I was aiming to be with you forever but while I was busy planning for us,
You were busy planning your life with another person.
It hurts too much but all I can do is watch you walk away and say:
"There goes my forever."

o946. Sana parang mataya-taya nalang ang pag-ibig
Para pag nataya mo na yung mahal mo,
Sya naman maghahabol sayo.

o947. Tears are one of the most meaningful liquid.
Wanna know why?
Coz out of many liquids here in the world,
Only tears can explain the real meaning of pain.

o948. Valuing a person is not merely seeing each other everyday,
What count most is that somehow in our busy lives,
We remember each other just by saying:
TAKE CARE..

o949. A heart who seeks God early in the morning will find happiness, peace and security even in the midst of a stormy day.
Smile, it's gonna be a great day!

o950. To love someone doesn't mean to force a commitment,
Sometimes, you just have to be satisfied with whatever connection you have.
As long as it stays.