o931. Great friendship is about two main things:
First is to find out the similarities.
And second is to respect the differences.
The human brain can operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells but naturally,
It attacks the slowest and weakest brain first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells
Making the brain faster and more efficient.
That's why you always feel smart when you're drunk.
Palakpakan, mga lasenggo!
o933. BOY: Miss, para kang chicharon.
GIRL: Bakit naman?
BOY: Ang sarap mong papakin, eh!
BAKLA: Ako rin, parang chicharon.
BOY: Oo, tangina mo! Nakakahighblood ka.
o934. Some years ago,
A newspaper offered a prize for the best definition of money..
Out of the hundreds who competed submitted this food for thought.
"Money is a universal provider for everything but not happiness.
And a passport to everywhere but never in heaven."
o935. "You will get tired as everyone else does..
You can have all the choices to stop.
But remember, taking a good rest is a lot different from giving up."
o936. Don't be sad when you experience break ups.
Kasi hindi ginawa ang break up para masaktan ka at lumuha.
Ginawa ang break up para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo tama.
o937. Thought for a lifetime:
If you want to be happy, you will wait forever.
But if you decide to be happy, you will then be happy forever.
Kaya be happy, now na..
o938. Sometimes, it doesn't matter who DUMPED or GOT DUMPED,
It all comes down to who's BITTER
And who got BETTER.
o939. Sana signal nalang ako ng cellphone mo,
Para kapag nawala ako,
Gagawa ka ng paraan para bumalik ako.
o940. Have you noticed the grass?
Even if somebody steps on it,
It never gets hurt.
It never hurts others too.
When a wild storm attacks,
All the big trees get uprooted
But the simple grass survives.
So stay noble and humble like the grass.