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o981. It's a rule in life that everything you've always wanted will come the very second you stop looking for it.

o982. Minsan, ang pagkukulang ay wala na sa taong nagbibigay.
Kundi sa isip ng taong binibigyan.

o983. Hindi porke pinili nyang magkaibigan lang kayo ay di ka na nya mahal.
Di mo lang alam,
Mas higit ka nyang mahal dahil pinili nya kung san kayo mas tatagal.

o984. May apat na bear sa isang kotse,
Si papa bear,
Si mama bear,
Si baby bear,
Sino pa yung isa?
Eh, di si DRAYBEAR!
Oye, korni!

o985. GIRL1: Aagawin ko ang BF mo!
GIRL2: Kung kaya mo.
GIRL1: Kung ang asawa nga, naghihiwalay. BF pa kaya?!
GIRL2: Kung bulkan nga sumasabog, mukha mo pa kaya?!
Basag! Haha!

o986. Sa pharmacy...
GUY: Miss, pabili ng condom. Birthday kasi ng GF ko.
SALESLADY (smiles naughtily): Shall I gift wrap it?
GUY: No need. That's the wrapper of my gift.

o987. A little faith says, "God may do it!"
A bigger faith says, "God can do it!"
But a deep faith says, "Whatever happens, God does what is the best."

o988. Don't run ahead of God,
Let Him direct your steps,
He has plans and He has time.
God's clock is never early or late.
It always strikes on time.

o989. Everytime I begin to feel that there's no enough strength in me,
I end up in knowing that there's more in Him.

o990. May God who knows the goodness of your heart bless you abundantly,
Give you a healthier body
And grant even your silent prayers.