o981. It's a rule in life that everything you've always wanted will come the very second you stop looking for it.
o982. Minsan, ang pagkukulang ay wala na sa taong nagbibigay.
Kundi sa isip ng taong binibigyan.
o983. Hindi porke pinili nyang magkaibigan lang kayo ay di ka na nya mahal.
Di mo lang alam,
Mas higit ka nyang mahal dahil pinili nya kung san kayo mas tatagal.
o984. May apat na bear sa isang kotse,
Si papa bear,
Si mama bear,
Si baby bear,
Sino pa yung isa?
Eh, di si DRAYBEAR!
Oye, korni!
o985. GIRL1: Aagawin ko ang BF mo!
GIRL2: Kung kaya mo.
GIRL1: Kung ang asawa nga, naghihiwalay. BF pa kaya?!
GIRL2: Kung bulkan nga sumasabog, mukha mo pa kaya?!
Basag! Haha!
o986. Sa pharmacy...
GUY: Miss, pabili ng condom. Birthday kasi ng GF ko.
SALESLADY (smiles naughtily): Shall I gift wrap it?
GUY: No need. That's the wrapper of my gift.
o987. A little faith says, "God may do it!"
A bigger faith says, "God can do it!"
But a deep faith says, "Whatever happens, God does what is the best."
o988. Don't run ahead of God,
Let Him direct your steps,
He has plans and He has time.
God's clock is never early or late.
It always strikes on time.
o989. Everytime I begin to feel that there's no enough strength in me,
I end up in knowing that there's more in Him.
o990. May God who knows the goodness of your heart bless you abundantly,
Give you a healthier body
And grant even your silent prayers.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
k0wts.o98
o971. Love does not demand to be loved back but it does not mean it exists to be taken for granted.
If you can't return the love you're given, don't let it linger to grow alone.
If you don't want it, refuse kindly.
Love may not demand but it also deserves a heart that will better understand.
o972. Yes, she got the perfect looks, the perfect curves.
But what's the use of her so-called BEAUTY,
When no man takes her seriously.
o973. Never recycle a past relationship.
Because if it didn't work out before.
What makes you think it would work out this time?
o974. A child asked his father:
"Why do I need to be humble?"
Then the father said:
"When you choose the lowly path,
There is no place to fall and the only way is up."
o975. The road to success is not straight.
There is a curve called FAILURE,
A loop called CONFUSION,
Red lights called ENEMIES,
There are flats called JOBS,
But if we have a spare tire called DETERMINATION,
An engine called PERSEVERANCE,
Insurance called FAITH,
A driver called JESUS,
We will make it to a place called SUCCESS.
o976. If a person is SINGLE.
It doesn't mean that he knows nothing about LOVE.
In fact, going SOLO is a lot wiser than being in a wrong relationship.
o977. Isa sa pinakamalungkot na sitwasyon sa buhay ay yung gusto mo siyang ipaglaban,
Pero pagsuko na lang ang tangi mong pagpipilian.
o978. There's always a part of the past that we want to have back.
But we can never get what we have today if we didn't let go of such yesterday.
o979. It's funny how day by day nothing changes,
But when you look back,
Everything is different.
o980. Samahan ka man ng mga taong bilib sa kagalingan mo,
Iba pa rin ang pakiramdam kapag kasama ang mga taong tanggap ang kahinaan mo.
--Bob Ong
If you can't return the love you're given, don't let it linger to grow alone.
If you don't want it, refuse kindly.
Love may not demand but it also deserves a heart that will better understand.
o972. Yes, she got the perfect looks, the perfect curves.
But what's the use of her so-called BEAUTY,
When no man takes her seriously.
o973. Never recycle a past relationship.
Because if it didn't work out before.
What makes you think it would work out this time?
o974. A child asked his father:
"Why do I need to be humble?"
Then the father said:
"When you choose the lowly path,
There is no place to fall and the only way is up."
o975. The road to success is not straight.
There is a curve called FAILURE,
A loop called CONFUSION,
Red lights called ENEMIES,
There are flats called JOBS,
But if we have a spare tire called DETERMINATION,
An engine called PERSEVERANCE,
Insurance called FAITH,
A driver called JESUS,
We will make it to a place called SUCCESS.
o976. If a person is SINGLE.
It doesn't mean that he knows nothing about LOVE.
In fact, going SOLO is a lot wiser than being in a wrong relationship.
o977. Isa sa pinakamalungkot na sitwasyon sa buhay ay yung gusto mo siyang ipaglaban,
Pero pagsuko na lang ang tangi mong pagpipilian.
o978. There's always a part of the past that we want to have back.
But we can never get what we have today if we didn't let go of such yesterday.
o979. It's funny how day by day nothing changes,
But when you look back,
Everything is different.
o980. Samahan ka man ng mga taong bilib sa kagalingan mo,
Iba pa rin ang pakiramdam kapag kasama ang mga taong tanggap ang kahinaan mo.
--Bob Ong
Monday, August 9, 2010
k0wts.o97
o961. May you rise each texting day with fully charged cellphone in your hand,
Inspiring message in your mind,
Me in your heart,
And a clear signal all day long.
o962. Nakakainis ka!
Napakaisip bata mo!
Ang childish mo!
So immature!
Ano bang gusto mong mangyari, ha?
Maging BABY ko?
o963. I admit I'm a DEVIL.
A red-horned, long-tailed devil.
But what's unique and amazing with me is that,
I'm the kind of devil who'll stay beside you when you're left alone by your FAKE ANGELS.
o964. I've always used my eyes for compassion,
My hands for charity,
My heart for love,
And my lips for truth.
And for anyone who doesn't like me,
My middle finger.
o965. Make a change while you still have the chance,
Because there will come a time that there will be a lot room for changes
But no more room for chances.
o966. A professor once told me,
To gain satisfaction in life,
"One should cheat a little."
But love came around, and reminded this:
Whether you cheat a little or you cheat THIS big,
Write in your history book,
"I deserve to be love unfaithfully.'
o967. "A heart made of ice doesn't need someone who has flame throwers to melt the ice away.
But someone who patiently waits till the ice melts by itself."
o968. I guess when you love someone, you'll realize that it would never be about you and how your relationship to be but it's about finding ways of making things alright when life says it shouldn't be.
It's all about defying the odds for something we call EVERYTHING.
o969. Love has got nothing to do with what you are expecting to get,
Only with what you are expecting to give - which is EVERYTHING.
o970. Hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay kasinungalingan na ito.
At hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan.
Inspiring message in your mind,
Me in your heart,
And a clear signal all day long.
o962. Nakakainis ka!
Napakaisip bata mo!
Ang childish mo!
So immature!
Ano bang gusto mong mangyari, ha?
Maging BABY ko?
o963. I admit I'm a DEVIL.
A red-horned, long-tailed devil.
But what's unique and amazing with me is that,
I'm the kind of devil who'll stay beside you when you're left alone by your FAKE ANGELS.
o964. I've always used my eyes for compassion,
My hands for charity,
My heart for love,
And my lips for truth.
And for anyone who doesn't like me,
My middle finger.
o965. Make a change while you still have the chance,
Because there will come a time that there will be a lot room for changes
But no more room for chances.
o966. A professor once told me,
To gain satisfaction in life,
"One should cheat a little."
But love came around, and reminded this:
Whether you cheat a little or you cheat THIS big,
Write in your history book,
"I deserve to be love unfaithfully.'
o967. "A heart made of ice doesn't need someone who has flame throwers to melt the ice away.
But someone who patiently waits till the ice melts by itself."
o968. I guess when you love someone, you'll realize that it would never be about you and how your relationship to be but it's about finding ways of making things alright when life says it shouldn't be.
It's all about defying the odds for something we call EVERYTHING.
o969. Love has got nothing to do with what you are expecting to get,
Only with what you are expecting to give - which is EVERYTHING.
o970. Hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay kasinungalingan na ito.
At hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan.
Monday, June 21, 2010
k0wts.o96
o951. BELLA: Edward, ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa basurahan?
EDWARD: Yung napkin mo. Pagtyatyagaan ko na to.
--YAK!
o952. "When we fall seriously in love,
We always wish that the feeling would mutually grow and stay forever..
But sometimes, no matter how perfect a relationship may seem,
People just change and forget their promises of forever."
o953. --POCHERO--
1. Maggisa ka ng bawang at sibuyas.
2. Ilagay ang baboy at tubig.
3. Pag malambot na, ilagay ang petchay, fried kamote o patatas, saging, bitsuelas at idagdag ang pork and beans na nasa lata.
4. Lagyan ng asin at paminta ayon sa iyong panlasa.
Para maiba naman.
Puro love at friendshio quotes, eh.
o954. They say, doing things without thinking really sucks.
It may lead to something where in the end, you're the one whose going to lose.
But they've never thought that sometimes,
doing things without thinking makes us feel better.
o955. Two words that contains millions of letters:
POST OFFICE
Uuy, nag-isip pa ng malupit.
Haha!
o956. IQ TEST:
I am a seven letter word.
My 123 is a liquid.
My 3456 is a pain.
My 567 is a girl.
My 67 is an area in the hospital.
Who am I?
o957. I woke up this morning,
I realized that I should not regret any day of my life.
Good days give me happiness.
Bad days give me experiences.
Both are essential to life.
Happiness keep me SWEET.
Trials make me STRONG.
Sorrows keep me HUMAN.
Failures make me HUMBLE.
Success keeps me GROWING.
and God keeps me GOING.
Stay strong!
o958. MAN: Hmn. Wala ka namang singaw sa dila!
WIFE: Eh, bakit kaya masakit?
MAN: Siguro sa sobrang bungangera mo, nag-overheat.
Haha!
o959. I never regret loving the people I once loved.
What I regret is that I became the wrong one for those I thought who can stay with me for all my life.
o960. LOLA: Apo, alam mo naman na matanda na ako. Kung mamamatay ako, ipamamana ko sayo ang aking sakahan, prutasan, bahay at mga hayop.
APO: Salamat po, lola! San po yun?
LOLA: Sa facebook, apo. Email ko, eh, hot_lola143@yahoo.com at ang password, ganda143. Click mo sa bookmark ang Farmville.
Haha!
EDWARD: Yung napkin mo. Pagtyatyagaan ko na to.
--YAK!
o952. "When we fall seriously in love,
We always wish that the feeling would mutually grow and stay forever..
But sometimes, no matter how perfect a relationship may seem,
People just change and forget their promises of forever."
o953. --POCHERO--
1. Maggisa ka ng bawang at sibuyas.
2. Ilagay ang baboy at tubig.
3. Pag malambot na, ilagay ang petchay, fried kamote o patatas, saging, bitsuelas at idagdag ang pork and beans na nasa lata.
4. Lagyan ng asin at paminta ayon sa iyong panlasa.
Para maiba naman.
Puro love at friendshio quotes, eh.
o954. They say, doing things without thinking really sucks.
It may lead to something where in the end, you're the one whose going to lose.
But they've never thought that sometimes,
doing things without thinking makes us feel better.
o955. Two words that contains millions of letters:
POST OFFICE
Uuy, nag-isip pa ng malupit.
Haha!
o956. IQ TEST:
I am a seven letter word.
My 123 is a liquid.
My 3456 is a pain.
My 567 is a girl.
My 67 is an area in the hospital.
Who am I?
o957. I woke up this morning,
I realized that I should not regret any day of my life.
Good days give me happiness.
Bad days give me experiences.
Both are essential to life.
Happiness keep me SWEET.
Trials make me STRONG.
Sorrows keep me HUMAN.
Failures make me HUMBLE.
Success keeps me GROWING.
and God keeps me GOING.
Stay strong!
o958. MAN: Hmn. Wala ka namang singaw sa dila!
WIFE: Eh, bakit kaya masakit?
MAN: Siguro sa sobrang bungangera mo, nag-overheat.
Haha!
o959. I never regret loving the people I once loved.
What I regret is that I became the wrong one for those I thought who can stay with me for all my life.
o960. LOLA: Apo, alam mo naman na matanda na ako. Kung mamamatay ako, ipamamana ko sayo ang aking sakahan, prutasan, bahay at mga hayop.
APO: Salamat po, lola! San po yun?
LOLA: Sa facebook, apo. Email ko, eh, hot_lola143@yahoo.com at ang password, ganda143. Click mo sa bookmark ang Farmville.
Haha!
k0wts.o95
o941. A breath of prayer in the morning means a day of power, blessings..
A soul shall never be helpless with God's infinite grace..
Inhale God's love..
o942. "Aanhin pa ang gabi, kung wala ka namang katabi..
Eh, may nakarinig:
"Eh, anong silbi ng may katabi kung wala namang nangyayari.."
Aba, may humirit:
"Eh, ano naman kung may nangyayari, kung wala namang nabubuong baby?"
May affected na pogi:
"Pano may mabubuong baby kung parehas kayong lalaki?"
Ang pinakamatindi:
"Aanhin mo ang babae kung mukha namang lalaki?"
o943. When you keep the Lord in your heart,
There is nothing to fear about in your life.
Things will come as the Lord has planned..
So hold on, God is with you.
o944. May God who knows the goodness of your heart bless you abundantly,
Give you a healthier body
And grant even your deepest silent prayers.
o945. I was not aware that you came only to love me for a while,
I was aiming to be with you forever but while I was busy planning for us,
You were busy planning your life with another person.
It hurts too much but all I can do is watch you walk away and say:
"There goes my forever."
o946. Sana parang mataya-taya nalang ang pag-ibig
Para pag nataya mo na yung mahal mo,
Sya naman maghahabol sayo.
o947. Tears are one of the most meaningful liquid.
Wanna know why?
Coz out of many liquids here in the world,
Only tears can explain the real meaning of pain.
o948. Valuing a person is not merely seeing each other everyday,
What count most is that somehow in our busy lives,
We remember each other just by saying:
TAKE CARE..
o949. A heart who seeks God early in the morning will find happiness, peace and security even in the midst of a stormy day.
Smile, it's gonna be a great day!
o950. To love someone doesn't mean to force a commitment,
Sometimes, you just have to be satisfied with whatever connection you have.
As long as it stays.
A soul shall never be helpless with God's infinite grace..
Inhale God's love..
o942. "Aanhin pa ang gabi, kung wala ka namang katabi..
Eh, may nakarinig:
"Eh, anong silbi ng may katabi kung wala namang nangyayari.."
Aba, may humirit:
"Eh, ano naman kung may nangyayari, kung wala namang nabubuong baby?"
May affected na pogi:
"Pano may mabubuong baby kung parehas kayong lalaki?"
Ang pinakamatindi:
"Aanhin mo ang babae kung mukha namang lalaki?"
o943. When you keep the Lord in your heart,
There is nothing to fear about in your life.
Things will come as the Lord has planned..
So hold on, God is with you.
o944. May God who knows the goodness of your heart bless you abundantly,
Give you a healthier body
And grant even your deepest silent prayers.
o945. I was not aware that you came only to love me for a while,
I was aiming to be with you forever but while I was busy planning for us,
You were busy planning your life with another person.
It hurts too much but all I can do is watch you walk away and say:
"There goes my forever."
o946. Sana parang mataya-taya nalang ang pag-ibig
Para pag nataya mo na yung mahal mo,
Sya naman maghahabol sayo.
o947. Tears are one of the most meaningful liquid.
Wanna know why?
Coz out of many liquids here in the world,
Only tears can explain the real meaning of pain.
o948. Valuing a person is not merely seeing each other everyday,
What count most is that somehow in our busy lives,
We remember each other just by saying:
TAKE CARE..
o949. A heart who seeks God early in the morning will find happiness, peace and security even in the midst of a stormy day.
Smile, it's gonna be a great day!
o950. To love someone doesn't mean to force a commitment,
Sometimes, you just have to be satisfied with whatever connection you have.
As long as it stays.
Friday, May 21, 2010
k0wts.o94
o931. Great friendship is about two main things:
First is to find out the similarities.
And second is to respect the differences.
o932. FACT:
The human brain can operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells but naturally,
It attacks the slowest and weakest brain first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells
Making the brain faster and more efficient.
That's why you always feel smart when you're drunk.
Palakpakan, mga lasenggo!
o933. BOY: Miss, para kang chicharon.
GIRL: Bakit naman?
BOY: Ang sarap mong papakin, eh!
(Bakla umepal)
BAKLA: Ako rin, parang chicharon.
BOY: Oo, tangina mo! Nakakahighblood ka.
o934. Some years ago,
A newspaper offered a prize for the best definition of money..
Out of the hundreds who competed submitted this food for thought.
"Money is a universal provider for everything but not happiness.
And a passport to everywhere but never in heaven."
o935. "You will get tired as everyone else does..
You can have all the choices to stop.
But remember, taking a good rest is a lot different from giving up."
o936. Don't be sad when you experience break ups.
Why?
Kasi hindi ginawa ang break up para masaktan ka at lumuha.
Ginawa ang break up para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo tama.
o937. Thought for a lifetime:
If you want to be happy, you will wait forever.
But if you decide to be happy, you will then be happy forever.
Kaya be happy, now na..
o938. Sometimes, it doesn't matter who DUMPED or GOT DUMPED,
It all comes down to who's BITTER
And who got BETTER.
o939. Sana signal nalang ako ng cellphone mo,
Para kapag nawala ako,
Gagawa ka ng paraan para bumalik ako.
Witwiw!
o940. Have you noticed the grass?
Even if somebody steps on it,
It never gets hurt.
It never hurts others too.
When a wild storm attacks,
All the big trees get uprooted
But the simple grass survives.
So stay noble and humble like the grass.
First is to find out the similarities.
And second is to respect the differences.
o932. FACT:
The human brain can operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells but naturally,
It attacks the slowest and weakest brain first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells
Making the brain faster and more efficient.
That's why you always feel smart when you're drunk.
Palakpakan, mga lasenggo!
o933. BOY: Miss, para kang chicharon.
GIRL: Bakit naman?
BOY: Ang sarap mong papakin, eh!
(Bakla umepal)
BAKLA: Ako rin, parang chicharon.
BOY: Oo, tangina mo! Nakakahighblood ka.
o934. Some years ago,
A newspaper offered a prize for the best definition of money..
Out of the hundreds who competed submitted this food for thought.
"Money is a universal provider for everything but not happiness.
And a passport to everywhere but never in heaven."
o935. "You will get tired as everyone else does..
You can have all the choices to stop.
But remember, taking a good rest is a lot different from giving up."
o936. Don't be sad when you experience break ups.
Why?
Kasi hindi ginawa ang break up para masaktan ka at lumuha.
Ginawa ang break up para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo tama.
o937. Thought for a lifetime:
If you want to be happy, you will wait forever.
But if you decide to be happy, you will then be happy forever.
Kaya be happy, now na..
o938. Sometimes, it doesn't matter who DUMPED or GOT DUMPED,
It all comes down to who's BITTER
And who got BETTER.
o939. Sana signal nalang ako ng cellphone mo,
Para kapag nawala ako,
Gagawa ka ng paraan para bumalik ako.
Witwiw!
o940. Have you noticed the grass?
Even if somebody steps on it,
It never gets hurt.
It never hurts others too.
When a wild storm attacks,
All the big trees get uprooted
But the simple grass survives.
So stay noble and humble like the grass.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
k0wts.o93
o921. Don't be afraid to take chances even if it might hurt you.
Just be strong and take it.
'Coz you might miss that single chance that would change your life and make you complete.
o922. 'Wag mong hayaang mawala sa'yp ang mahal mo kung may nagawa man syang masama.
Matuto kang magpatawad dahil walang taong perpekto.
Tanggapin mo kung ano at sino sya.
Dahil ang pagmamahal,
Hindi nasusukat sa ugali.
Kundi sa sinasabi ng puso.
Nagmahal ka pa kung sa simpleng pagkakamali lang nya, umaayaw ka na.
o923. Minsan may nagmahal sa akin.
Nangakong hindi ako iiwan.
Pero hindi natupad!
Masakit yun, alam mo ba?
Kaya kung mahal mo ako,
Pwede ba, mahalin mo nalang ako?
'Wag ka nang mangako.
o924. PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR: Anong meron ka na wala sa'yo?
ESTUDYANTE: Meron po akong mahal pero wala sa akin.
o925. Naalala mo dati, umiiyak ako.
Sabi mo, "Tahan na, andito naman ako, eh. 'Di kita pababayaan."
Ngayon, umiiyak na naman ako.
Niyakap mo ako.
Sabi mo, "Tama na, makakalimutan mo rin ako."
o926. I'm not a perfect lover.
I say what's on my mind.
I start fights.
I get jealous.
Sometimes, I don't want to understand things.
I'm demanding.
I'm childish.
I'm moody.
But there are three things that I love about me.
I'm sweet.
I'm faithful.
And when I chose you,
It's only you.
o927. "Don't cry over someone who doesn't deserve your tears."
Remember:
"Ang pinakamatinding pang-asar sa taong nanakit sa'yo ay isang matamis na ngiti."
o928. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So, love the person who treat you right,
Forget about the ones who don't,
And believe that everything happens for a reason.
Know a good thing when you see it.
And don't let it slip away.
If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said it would be easy,
They just said, it would be worth it.
o929. We love ourselves even after doing many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others for their one mistake?
o930. In love, you can make mistakes,
But the biggest mistake you could ever do is to give up someone you love and say:
"It's for the best,
So we'll stop hurting each other."
Just be strong and take it.
'Coz you might miss that single chance that would change your life and make you complete.
o922. 'Wag mong hayaang mawala sa'yp ang mahal mo kung may nagawa man syang masama.
Matuto kang magpatawad dahil walang taong perpekto.
Tanggapin mo kung ano at sino sya.
Dahil ang pagmamahal,
Hindi nasusukat sa ugali.
Kundi sa sinasabi ng puso.
Nagmahal ka pa kung sa simpleng pagkakamali lang nya, umaayaw ka na.
o923. Minsan may nagmahal sa akin.
Nangakong hindi ako iiwan.
Pero hindi natupad!
Masakit yun, alam mo ba?
Kaya kung mahal mo ako,
Pwede ba, mahalin mo nalang ako?
'Wag ka nang mangako.
o924. PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR: Anong meron ka na wala sa'yo?
ESTUDYANTE: Meron po akong mahal pero wala sa akin.
o925. Naalala mo dati, umiiyak ako.
Sabi mo, "Tahan na, andito naman ako, eh. 'Di kita pababayaan."
Ngayon, umiiyak na naman ako.
Niyakap mo ako.
Sabi mo, "Tama na, makakalimutan mo rin ako."
o926. I'm not a perfect lover.
I say what's on my mind.
I start fights.
I get jealous.
Sometimes, I don't want to understand things.
I'm demanding.
I'm childish.
I'm moody.
But there are three things that I love about me.
I'm sweet.
I'm faithful.
And when I chose you,
It's only you.
o927. "Don't cry over someone who doesn't deserve your tears."
Remember:
"Ang pinakamatinding pang-asar sa taong nanakit sa'yo ay isang matamis na ngiti."
o928. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So, love the person who treat you right,
Forget about the ones who don't,
And believe that everything happens for a reason.
Know a good thing when you see it.
And don't let it slip away.
If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said it would be easy,
They just said, it would be worth it.
o929. We love ourselves even after doing many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others for their one mistake?
o930. In love, you can make mistakes,
But the biggest mistake you could ever do is to give up someone you love and say:
"It's for the best,
So we'll stop hurting each other."
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