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o831. The fish said:
"I can't see my tears 'coz I'm in the water."
The water said:
"I can feel your tears 'coz you're in my heart."
Lesson?
Ewan!
'Di ko rin ma-gets kung panong nakapagsalita ung isda..
At in fairness, sumagot pa ung tubig!
Haha.

o832. God has a perfect plan for our lives
But He never reveals it to us all at once..
Just step by step because He wants to teach us to walk by faith not by sight..

o833. Those who appear in your life - whether to help or harm - are all given by God.
Meet all of them with a peaceful heart, but with a warrior's spirit.
You will fail many times, but in failing, you will learn..
And in learning, you will find your way..
Remember, there are no mistakes in life - only lessons.
And lessons will keep on repeating themselves until learned.

o834. Having so much pain in the past has made me doubtful when it comes to love.
They made me feel so special but in the end, they left me hanging.
That's why I keep on asking,
"Do love really last?"

o835. You have just been loaded by God's unlimited faithfulness.
This will expire on eternity.
Reload through prayer and worship.
Enjoy His texts through the Bible.

o836. Life is like a changing seasons.
One day, you will awaken to a world more wonderful than you can imagine.
Until then, you will know that whatever season you are in right now
Is the best season of your entire life.
There's nothing wrong with looking back at the previous seasons of our lives.
But God has a purpose for allowing us to be in the season we're in right now.
So enjoy where you're at on the way to where you're going.

o837. Si kamatis at ampalaya nag-uusap,
AMPALAYA: Ang kinis mo naman. Sabagay, kukulubot ka rin.
KAMATIS: Bitter ka lang.
Haha.

o838. Define TANGA:
Taong nagmamahal sa taong di siya mahal ng buo at naghihintay sa pagbabagong mangyayari.
Define GAGO:
Taong walang pakialam sa taong tanga.

o839. BELLA: Edward, ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa basurahan?
EDWARD: Ung napkin mo, pagtyatyagaan ko na to!
Adik!
Yuck!

o840. You really have to stumble and fall a lot of times for you to appreciate the luscious taste of happiness.
It's like a ratio of ten pains to one real smile.

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o821. NANAY: Walang mangyayari sa'yo kung puro ka jowa.
ANAK: Weh? Di nga? Bakit may nangyari samin kagabi?
Wahaha.

o822. Anong tawag sa kuto na nasa ibabaw ng ulo ng isang kalbo?
"Homeless"
Smile your most besutiful smile and stay healthy!

o823. Alam mo ba pinagkaiba ng MAHAL mo sa taong GUSTO mo?
Pag tumingin ka sa mata ng gusto mo, namumula ka.
Pero pag sa mata ng mahal mo, napapangiti ka..
Sa harap ng gusto mo, nahihiya ka.
Pero sa harap ng mahal mo, nagpapakatotoo ka.
Di ka makatingin ng diretso sa gusto mo.
Pero sa mahal mo, nakikipagtitigan ka pa..
Pag umiyak ang mahal mo, umiiyak ka
Pero yung taong gusto mo, pinapatahan mo.

o824. Sometimes, not everything you want is given to you like the ideal person you wanna be with..
It may not turn out the way you expect it to be..
At the end, you'll see that what you have is better than what you wanted.

o825. Rapunzel..
Cinderella..
Snow White..
Sleeping Beauty..
All these women lived happily ever after..
Until they discovered they're all married to the same man..
PRINCE CHARMING.
Yan na nga ba ang sinasabi ko, eh.
Pari sa fairy tales, laganap ang pambababae.

o826. Bandaids are like smiles..
They can cover up the pain..
But deep down inside, it hurts.

o827. "Don't try to understand everything..
Because sometimes it is not meant to understand,
But rather to accept.."

o828. God will never leave you EMPTY..
He will replace everything you've lost..
If He asks you to put something DOWN,
It's because He wants you to pick up something GREATER..

o829. "Never hate the times you failed,
These are the times you show the world that failures don't define you,
But they make you even stronger.."

o830. We can be happy anytime once we understand that the only place we'll ever find genuine happiness is right inside us.
Happiness begins at the point of acceptance:
The point when we stop questioning why life can't be perfect and just accept the world the way it is..

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o811. "You won't find the right person..
If you're still holding on to the wrong one.."

o812. BOY: Miss, pahiram naman ng pen mo. Saglit lang, please?
GIRL: O, eto.
BOY: Nyay! Ayaw naman sumulat, o.
GIRL: Ha? Pwede yan. Kagagamit ko lang nyan kanina, eh.
BOY: Weh, sige nga.. Sulat mo nga number mo.
Nyaiks!

o813. "People can hide all things except for two:
One, that they are drunk.
And two, that they are inlove."

o814. Do you know what would be the best in life?
"When your family understands you as a friend,
And your friends support you as your family."

o815. A man..
No matter how loyal, kind, understanding, sweet, honest, loving, thoughtful and close to perfect as he appears to be..
Can still hurt a girl in the most painful way he never thought he could.

o816. "Have you ever had the feeling that you were too pressured to choose from something you're sure of and from something you're happy with?
It's like you don't know if you're brave enough to take the risk of letting go of everything you held on to before.
Life is totally twisted, things change and shit happens.
So, know what you really want and go for it..
Choose what makes you happy today,
Or die in sadness tomorrow.

o817. Some few things I've learned by experience:
Don't talk too much when you're mad.
You might say things you don't mean to say..
Making a decision takes time.
Don't rush..
Life is like a chess.
One wrong move and game is all messed up.
Never let your pride ruin everything.
It's better to lose your pride than to lose someone because of pride.

o818. Ang mag-asawa?
Pag panget ang lalaki at maganda ang babae
Ang tawag dyan ay DISKARTE.
At pag babae naman ang panget at gwapo ang lalaki
Tawag dyan ay GINAYUMA.
Pag pareho silang magandang mukha,
Tawag dyan ay TINADHANA.
At pag ang mag-asawa ay parehong panget,
Yan ang tinatawag na..
NO CHOICE.
Haha.

o819. Ui! I love you raw sabi ni Eddie.
Sinong Eddie?
Eddie ako!
Nyaks!

o820. Do not avoid sexual temptations.
As you grow older,
They will start to avoid you.
So don't be choosy,
Always grab the opportunity.
--Haha!
"

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o801. Loving is when you just want the best for that person,
Whether it includes you or not.

o802. Whenever needles and pins fall along your path,
Don't stay away..
Instead, pick them up and collect them.
So that the same pins won't hurt you again.
Right?

o803. Hindi naman kailangan ng maraming tao para mabuo ang mundo,
Minsan isang tao lang ang kasama mo,
Buo na ang mundong kailangan mo habangbuhay..
--Bob Ong (Kapitan Sino)

o804. BEFORE:
Being single means that nobody wants you..
But NOW:
It means your good looking, smart and you're just taking your time deciding how you want your life to be..
And who you want to spend it with..
--Exactly!

o805. "We learn through our mistakes."
Kung matututo ako sa pagkakamali,
Bakit pa ako gagawa ng tama?
Hahaha.. Adik!

o806. "Don't exhaust your heart trying to look for the one you think you deserve.
Instead, you should save the best part of yourself for the person who deserves you.
Someone who came the time you didn't search."

o807. Do you know who is the best couple in the world?
Smile and tears.
Rarely are they seen together.
But when they combine,
It's the best moment of your life.

o808. "God is great.
He blows the naughty wind that blows the girls' skirts high.
But he also sends dust along with it to close boys' eyes."

o809. "Isa lang ang pangarap ko.
Ang maging pangarap mo."
Wushu!

o810. Wag kang matakot kung kulay pula na ang dingding at kisame pagkagising mo..
Wala ka sa impyerno.
Andito ka sa puso ko.
Hahaha.. Orayt!

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o791. What's love?
It's when you find someone who didn't meet any of your standards,
Yet, you say..
"I've found the right one.."

o792. TANGA /ta-'ngah/ (noun);
1. Taong ayaw magka-bf/gf pero nagrereklamong single,
2. Lalaking mahilig manloko tapos magugulat pa everytime ayaw pagtiwalaan ng mga babae,
3. Ex mong iniwan ka for some reason then magpaparamdam ulit after jurassic years,
4. Taong naghihintay sa taong wala namang balak dumating,
5. Babaeng ilang beses nang naloko sa pare-parehong dahilan pero di natuto,
6. Magjowang araw-araw nag-aaway pero hindi raw sila maghihiwalay.
Tamaan, tanga!

o793. I'm not a good adviser but enough to be understanding,
I'm not always around but enough to depend on,
I'm not so thoughtful but enough to be sweet,
I'm not your bestfriend but enough to be your true friend.

o794. Use dedicate in a sentence,
Pag ginamitan mo yan ng glue, for sure DEDICATE yan.
How about continue,
Kahapon, ang dami-dami nyo. Bat ngayon ang CONTINUE.
Idagdag pa natin ang violet,
I lost my phone, di bale, I'll VIOLET.
Eto pa, opinion.
Papasok ka sa pinto kung OPINION.
Eh, ang conclusion?
Syempre, di ka naman makakapasok sa pintuan CONCLUSION.

o795.When someone says,
"You look good.."
Ang matinding isasagot mo ay,
"I taste even better."
Nice!

o796. "Pag malungkot ka, walang nakakaalam.
Pag masaya ka, walang nakakapansin.
Pero try mo magpabuntis o kaya mabuntis,
Buong baranggay pag-uusapan ka ng bonggang-bongga."

o797. Life becomes wonderful even if there are struggles and difficulties
Because we have a GOD so loving and inspiring who heals the pain and keeps us going..

o798. MRS: Lasing ka na naman?!
MR: Sorry, hon. Inimbita ako ng mga officemates ko. Konting inuman.
MRS: Tanga! Anong officemate? Tricycle driver ka, gago!

o799.Yung iba sinasabi "friends forever" daw..
Pero hindi naman umaabot ng forever.
Kaya ako "friends hanggang bukas lang.."
Oks na yun!
Di naman nauubos ang bukas, diba?

o800. Yesterday, no matter how bad it was, belongs to the past.
Today, we're continuously battling with life's challenges.
Whatever comes out of our tomorrow simply shows how well we balanced the good and the bad
And eventually tell the world that we survived them all.

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o781. It's important to remember that you can never regain something you left in the past.
Shift your focus to the present,
And deal with the state of things as they are,
Instead of clinging to some memory of what you once had.
Memories maybe nice.
But that's all they are.

o782. "Don't tell everyone about your troubles.
Half of them don't care.
And the other half are glad it happened to you."

o783. They say love starts when you begin to care,
When you miss someone for no permanent reason,
That love gives life satisfaction and personal delight.
And it engage two individuals into a broader attachment and responsibility.
But what is most seen in love is,
You risk yourself to be fooled and get hurt
Just to feel a simple completeness.

o784. "Hindi mo naman kailangang gawin lahat para maging masaya.
Kailangan mo lang alagaan yung nagpapasaya sa'yo.
Kung nahihirapan ka run,
Di ka talaga masaya,
Akala mo lang.."
--Bob Ong

o785. "Don't hold on because you think there'll be no one else.
There will always be someone else.
You've got to believe you're worth than being repeatedly hurt by someone who doesn't really care.
Always believe that someone will see what you're really worth and treat you the way you should be treated."

o786. Maraming may gusto kay SPONGEBOB dahil:
Kahit bobo at mahina si Patrick, minamahal nya pa rin.
Kahit galit at ayaw sa kanya ni Squidwart, mahalaga pa rin ito sa kanya.
Kahit alam nyang pera lang ang mahal ni Mr. Krab, ginagalang pa rin nya.
Sana may ganyan ding tao.
Sa kabila ng kahinaan mo ay kaya ka pa ring mahalin.
Sa pagtanggi mo sa kanya, nakukuha ka pa rin pahalagahan.
At kahit ano man ang kagustuhan mo, kaya kang igalang.

o787. One heartbreak.
Two eyes crying.
Three words never said again.
Four hands that won't be held.
Five mornings you'll pass him/her in the halls.
Six love notes, ripped and torn.
Seven days a week you'll think of him/her.
Eight sad songs at night before bed.
Nine wishes that never came true.
Ten years before he/she realizes that it has always been you.

o788. PAMATAY NA PAMBABARA:
B: Pwede bang umakyat ng ligaw?
G: Sorry, wala kaming hagdan.
B: Pwede ko ba hawakan ang kamay mo?
G: No thanks, di naman siya mabigat.
B: Sabihin mong mahal mo ako.
G: Mahal mo ako.
B: I want to dance like this forever.
G: Don't you want to improve?
B: Pupunta ako sa dulo ng mundo para sa'yo.
G: Talaga? Pwede dun ka nalang?
B: Mahal kita, handa akong mamatay para sa'yo.
G: Tagal namaaaan!!
B: Ikaw ang nag-iisang babae sa buhay ko.
G: Wala ka bang nanay?
B: May boyfriend ka na ba?
G: Wala, ayaw ng asawa ko, eh.

o789. PERFECT is not when compatible persons are together.
It's when you're both opposite but in that way,
You both complete each other.

o790. Whatever you give a woman,
She's going to multiply.
If you give her a sperm,
She'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house,
She'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries,
She'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile,
She'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her any crap,
You can expect a ton of shit!

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o771. Kisses are not contracts.
Right.

o772. "You don't have to prove anything to anyone.
It's not your problem when they reject you.
It's theirs!
Only stuck up idiots would require you to please them."

o773. "Our dilemma is that we hate change at love it at the same time.
What we really want is for things to remain the same but get better."

o774. Titser: Who can give an example of a tag question?
Pupil: My titser is beautiful, isn't she?
Titser: Very good! Itagalog mo nga?
Pupil: Si Mam ay maganda. Hindi naman, diba?

o775. You don't have to be perfect to let somebody love you the way you wanted to be loved.
Always remember that being simple
Is the most perfect way to make someone fall in love with you.

o776. Sana holdaper ka nalang..
Para ibibigay ko lahat sa'yo,
'Wag mo lang akong sasaktan.

o777. It's really hard to decide when you're already too tired to hold on,
And yet, you're too in love to let go..

o778. "Stories are as unique as the people who tell them,
And the best stories are those in which the ending is a surprise."

o779. Never ever grow tired of living your life.
Never ever quit on moving forward.
Never ever stop running.
For you never know how many persons are looking up to you and see you as their inspiration in their own respective lives.
Keep on moving..
Your life matters.

o780. Saying nothing about what you feel is not just a defense mechanism.
It's not a way of saying, "I don't care."
But it's like saying, "It hurts so bad.. I don't know what to say."