o901. Definition of Honeymoon
The vacation a man takes before beginning work under a new boss..
o902. Life is like cotton, don’t make it heavier by sinking it in sorrow of water,
But make it lighter by letting it blow in the air of joy..
o903. “If every beat 0f my heart is caused by pe0ple wh0 are kind and sweet t0 me,
I just want t0 say, THANK YOU..
For keeping me ALIVE!”
o904. They love u but they are not your lover..
They care for u but they are not from your family..
They are ready to share your pain but they are not in your blood relation.
They are:
Friends..
True friend scolds like a Dad!
Cares like a Mom!
Teases like a Sister!
Irritates like a Brother!
And finally loves u more than a lover.
o905. Content:
There are two perfect guys out there,
The only problem is they’re dating each other.
o906. Mahirap magsabi ng “sorry”
Mahirap magsabi ng "mahal kita"
Mahirap magsabi ng "kailangan kita"
Pero nalaman ko, pinakamahirap palang sabihin yung
Lower, rural, ruler ng 10 times na mabilis.
Totoo, try mo!
o907. Babae: Sabong, bilyar, casino! Puro ka na lng sugal! Pinababayaan mo na kami!
Lalake: Magbabago na ako! Mula ngaun, di ko na gagawin lahat un.
Babae: Talaga lng, ha?!
Lalake: Oo nga! Kahit magpustahan pa tayo!
o908. Many times, the things we complain about are the good things.
We grumble about having too much work while others don’t even have.
We complain waking up early in the morning while others don’t even have a reason to live.
We grouse about gaining weight while others don’t even have food on their tables.
Everyday, the Lord fills our lives with so much goodness.
All we need to do is open our eyes and give thanks for each of them..
o909. To laugh is to risk appearing foolish.
To weep is to risk appearing sentimental.
To reach out for another is to risk involvement.
To expose feelings is to risk exposing one’s true self.
To place ideas before a crowd is to risk ridicule.
To hope is to risk despair.
Yet the person who risks nothing and does nothing ultimately becomes nothing.
o910. A boy writing a paper on childbirth asks his parents, ‘How was I born?’
MOM: (awkwardly) The stork brought you.
BOY: Oh. Well, how were u & daddy born?
MOM: Oh, the stork brought us, too, & Grandpa & Grandma.
The boy wrote his paper,
‘This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations…’
Monday, April 26, 2010
k0wts.o90
o891. A teacher asked her young student,
‘Why should you never accept candy from strangers?’
One girl knew.
‘Because it might be past the sell-by date.’
o892. Thought of the day:
“Walang taong panget,
Nagkataon lang na yung mukha nila, hindi uso.”
o893. THINGS THAT BRING GREAT PEACE:
Try to do another’s will rather than your own.
Always choose to have less rather than more.
Always choose the lowest place and to be less than everyone else.
Always long and pray that the will of God may be fully done throughout your life!
o894. Seek what you wish from God, not from men.
Be satisfied in joy; there is honor therein.
On friends and relatives be not a burden.
Rich is he who hopes from God, not from men.
o895. The value of service lies in the spirit in which you serve and not in the importance or magnitude of the service.
Even the lowliest task or deed is made holy, joyous, and prosperous when it is filled with love.
o896. A teacher was doing a study of testing the sense of taste of 1st-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The pupils began to identify the flavors by their colors: red, cherry, yellow, lemon, etc.
Lastly, teacher gave them HONEY Lifesavers,
None of the pupils could identify taste so she gave them a clue,
‘It’s what ur mother sometimes call ur father.’
One of the pupils looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver and yelled,
‘Oh my God! They’re assholes!’
o897. GUY ask his WIFE:
Darling, what wuld u do if I’ve won in lotto?
Wife: I’d take half, then leave you.
Guy: Good! I bet on Sueltres lotto three numbers & won P1000, take ur P500..
Good bye!
o898. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.” --Plato
o899. A Taleban terrorist didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with ‘return to sender’ stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it.
BOOM!
o900. At a Rotarian meeting, the members were challenged to come up with an insipirational sentence using the word countenance.
The winning entry was ‘I put a cheerful countenance on people every day.’
It was submitted by a mortuary owner.
‘Why should you never accept candy from strangers?’
One girl knew.
‘Because it might be past the sell-by date.’
o892. Thought of the day:
“Walang taong panget,
Nagkataon lang na yung mukha nila, hindi uso.”
o893. THINGS THAT BRING GREAT PEACE:
Try to do another’s will rather than your own.
Always choose to have less rather than more.
Always choose the lowest place and to be less than everyone else.
Always long and pray that the will of God may be fully done throughout your life!
o894. Seek what you wish from God, not from men.
Be satisfied in joy; there is honor therein.
On friends and relatives be not a burden.
Rich is he who hopes from God, not from men.
o895. The value of service lies in the spirit in which you serve and not in the importance or magnitude of the service.
Even the lowliest task or deed is made holy, joyous, and prosperous when it is filled with love.
o896. A teacher was doing a study of testing the sense of taste of 1st-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The pupils began to identify the flavors by their colors: red, cherry, yellow, lemon, etc.
Lastly, teacher gave them HONEY Lifesavers,
None of the pupils could identify taste so she gave them a clue,
‘It’s what ur mother sometimes call ur father.’
One of the pupils looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver and yelled,
‘Oh my God! They’re assholes!’
o897. GUY ask his WIFE:
Darling, what wuld u do if I’ve won in lotto?
Wife: I’d take half, then leave you.
Guy: Good! I bet on Sueltres lotto three numbers & won P1000, take ur P500..
Good bye!
o898. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.” --Plato
o899. A Taleban terrorist didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with ‘return to sender’ stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it.
BOOM!
o900. At a Rotarian meeting, the members were challenged to come up with an insipirational sentence using the word countenance.
The winning entry was ‘I put a cheerful countenance on people every day.’
It was submitted by a mortuary owner.
k0wts.o89
o881. Have you ever asked yourself why does everything in this world have to be complicated?
Why do we have to see lots of varieties and choices yet we only need one?
Why can't everything just be simple?
That's life.
Enjoy it!
It doesn't matter if you pick up the wrong one.
After all, how will you know which is right if you don't know which is wrong?
o882. SIGN OF THE TIMES:
Saan nagtatago ang mga taong may pagkakasala at umiiwas sa imbestigasyon?
NOON: Sa simbahan.
NGAYON: Sa St. Luke’s Medical Center
o883.MISIS: Hoy! Lasing ka na naman! Napakairesponsable mo! Lumalaklak ka na naman samantalang yung mga anak natin, wala nang makain!
MISTER: Anong wala? Ipinadala ko na nga yung pulutan sa bahay, eh!
o884. Happiness is a product of the mind, of attitude and thought.
It comes from you, not to you.
To be happy you must choose to be happy;
The Scriptures say, ‘as a man thinks in his heart, so is he.’
Stay happy!
o885. We’re all fighting a battle of some kind, but some are not winning!
Winners have one thing in common: a strong faith that refuses to quit.
o886.A gangster, a rapist, and a murderer are in the same car..
Who’s driving the car?
A police officer!
Hehehe…
o887. Man prays to God:
Dear God give me hard times,
Give me pain,
Destroy my sleep at night,
Destroy my happy moments during the day,
Let loose a ghost behind my back,
Take away my happiness and comforts,
Make me bankrupt ..
And God interrupts:
"Why don’t you simply say you want a wife?"
o888. We feel secure in our own home or community,
But when we are put into unfamiliar surroundings,
We can easily become frightened.
Faith is adapting yourself to the unfamiliar.
Faith says you’re adaptable!
This is the opportunity to grow.
o889. In times of problems..
God gives us 3 things:
The problem,
The solution,
And the lesson.
o890. Kapag balisa ka remember God’s promises.
Kapag inis ka, control yourself.
Kapag may problema ka, pray.
At kapag wala kang pera, isipin mo ako.
Hindi ka nag-iisa!
Wala rin akong pera…
Why do we have to see lots of varieties and choices yet we only need one?
Why can't everything just be simple?
That's life.
Enjoy it!
It doesn't matter if you pick up the wrong one.
After all, how will you know which is right if you don't know which is wrong?
o882. SIGN OF THE TIMES:
Saan nagtatago ang mga taong may pagkakasala at umiiwas sa imbestigasyon?
NOON: Sa simbahan.
NGAYON: Sa St. Luke’s Medical Center
o883.MISIS: Hoy! Lasing ka na naman! Napakairesponsable mo! Lumalaklak ka na naman samantalang yung mga anak natin, wala nang makain!
MISTER: Anong wala? Ipinadala ko na nga yung pulutan sa bahay, eh!
o884. Happiness is a product of the mind, of attitude and thought.
It comes from you, not to you.
To be happy you must choose to be happy;
The Scriptures say, ‘as a man thinks in his heart, so is he.’
Stay happy!
o885. We’re all fighting a battle of some kind, but some are not winning!
Winners have one thing in common: a strong faith that refuses to quit.
o886.A gangster, a rapist, and a murderer are in the same car..
Who’s driving the car?
A police officer!
Hehehe…
o887. Man prays to God:
Dear God give me hard times,
Give me pain,
Destroy my sleep at night,
Destroy my happy moments during the day,
Let loose a ghost behind my back,
Take away my happiness and comforts,
Make me bankrupt ..
And God interrupts:
"Why don’t you simply say you want a wife?"
o888. We feel secure in our own home or community,
But when we are put into unfamiliar surroundings,
We can easily become frightened.
Faith is adapting yourself to the unfamiliar.
Faith says you’re adaptable!
This is the opportunity to grow.
o889. In times of problems..
God gives us 3 things:
The problem,
The solution,
And the lesson.
o890. Kapag balisa ka remember God’s promises.
Kapag inis ka, control yourself.
Kapag may problema ka, pray.
At kapag wala kang pera, isipin mo ako.
Hindi ka nag-iisa!
Wala rin akong pera…
Monday, April 19, 2010
k0wts.o88
o871. Hindi naman lahat ng taong sa palagay mong special ay dapat mong makarelasyon.
Minsan, tama na yung alam nyong mahalaga kayo sa isa't isa.
o872. A valuable thought:
"Don't show so much love to anyone because it creates a non-curable pain when they start avoiding you."
o873. If someone throws a stone on you, throw back love.
But if someone throws love at you,
Think.
Think well.
Don't just throw back love.
Because love might hurt more than a stone.
o874. "Don't try to understand everything,
Because sometimes, it's not meant to understand.
But, rather to accept."
o875. Don't waste your time and effort crying all over the same reason again and again.
Once is enough,
A second time is enough,
And the third is not necessary.
Keep in mind that there are things worth fighting for.
But there are also things worth letting go.
The only things you should keep are the LESSONS you've learned.
And the MEMORIES which made you happy.
Always remember there is always a bright side to everything.
o876. GIRL: Nagddrugs ka ba?
BOY: Why should I pollute my precious body with unnecessary drugs when my only desire is your smile to make me HIGH.
Haha!
o877. There's nothing wrong in making mistakes.
What's wrong is letting it stay as a mistake without the effort of making it right.
o878. Always remember that God only makes happy endings.
If it's not happy,
Then it is not yet the end.
Live by love and hope.
There's always something to look forward to.
o879. "If you have a chance to seize a moment that you know will be memorable, GRAB IT!
Always think that NEXT TIME may never come."
o880. Never be tired of doing little things for others,
Sometimes those little things are the big things which are treasured and kept in their hearts.
Minsan, tama na yung alam nyong mahalaga kayo sa isa't isa.
o872. A valuable thought:
"Don't show so much love to anyone because it creates a non-curable pain when they start avoiding you."
o873. If someone throws a stone on you, throw back love.
But if someone throws love at you,
Think.
Think well.
Don't just throw back love.
Because love might hurt more than a stone.
o874. "Don't try to understand everything,
Because sometimes, it's not meant to understand.
But, rather to accept."
o875. Don't waste your time and effort crying all over the same reason again and again.
Once is enough,
A second time is enough,
And the third is not necessary.
Keep in mind that there are things worth fighting for.
But there are also things worth letting go.
The only things you should keep are the LESSONS you've learned.
And the MEMORIES which made you happy.
Always remember there is always a bright side to everything.
o876. GIRL: Nagddrugs ka ba?
BOY: Why should I pollute my precious body with unnecessary drugs when my only desire is your smile to make me HIGH.
Haha!
o877. There's nothing wrong in making mistakes.
What's wrong is letting it stay as a mistake without the effort of making it right.
o878. Always remember that God only makes happy endings.
If it's not happy,
Then it is not yet the end.
Live by love and hope.
There's always something to look forward to.
o879. "If you have a chance to seize a moment that you know will be memorable, GRAB IT!
Always think that NEXT TIME may never come."
o880. Never be tired of doing little things for others,
Sometimes those little things are the big things which are treasured and kept in their hearts.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
k0wts.o87
o861. "Ang tao, aminado naman yan sa mga kasalanan nila,
Pero kung lalo mo pang ipapamukha sa kanila na mali sila,
Lalo mo lamang silang binibigyan ng dahilan para iwanan ka.."
o862. The hardest type of a guy to love is the one who never learns to control,
His sweetness to other girls.
o863. Just when you thought you're not happy anymore,
Always remember that maybe,
Just maybe..
Someone is happy enough to have you around..
o864. I don't like to commit myself to heaven and hell,
Why?
You see, I have friends in both places.
Wahaha!
o865. Sabi ng isang payat sa akin,
"Bakit ang taba mo?"
Sabi ko,
"Syempre, para pag wala na tayong makain,
Ikaw mamamatay na,
Ako, papayat palang.."
Tama!
o866. BOY: Sana assignment ka nalang..
GIRL: Bakit naman?
BOY: So, I can take you home..
o867. MOTIVATION:
"If you have tried a lot of times and failed,
The only thing that can make it worse is when you give up."
o868. Dati ang lovers, nilalanggam dahil sobrang sweet,
Ngayon, dinadaga na sila.
Dahil sa sobrang cheeeeeeessssyyy!
o869. "Every bad situation will have something positive.
Even a dead clock shoes correct time twice a day."
Stay positive!
o870. INSANITY: Doing the same thing over and over,
And expecting different results.
--Albert Einstein
Pero kung lalo mo pang ipapamukha sa kanila na mali sila,
Lalo mo lamang silang binibigyan ng dahilan para iwanan ka.."
o862. The hardest type of a guy to love is the one who never learns to control,
His sweetness to other girls.
o863. Just when you thought you're not happy anymore,
Always remember that maybe,
Just maybe..
Someone is happy enough to have you around..
o864. I don't like to commit myself to heaven and hell,
Why?
You see, I have friends in both places.
Wahaha!
o865. Sabi ng isang payat sa akin,
"Bakit ang taba mo?"
Sabi ko,
"Syempre, para pag wala na tayong makain,
Ikaw mamamatay na,
Ako, papayat palang.."
Tama!
o866. BOY: Sana assignment ka nalang..
GIRL: Bakit naman?
BOY: So, I can take you home..
o867. MOTIVATION:
"If you have tried a lot of times and failed,
The only thing that can make it worse is when you give up."
o868. Dati ang lovers, nilalanggam dahil sobrang sweet,
Ngayon, dinadaga na sila.
Dahil sa sobrang cheeeeeeessssyyy!
o869. "Every bad situation will have something positive.
Even a dead clock shoes correct time twice a day."
Stay positive!
o870. INSANITY: Doing the same thing over and over,
And expecting different results.
--Albert Einstein
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
k0wts.o86
o851. No matter how bitter a coffee gets..
One bite of a sweet cookie changes everything.
Thanks for being a sweet cookie friend in a bitter coffee world.
o852. Don't procrastinate, because in only two days,
Tomorrow will be yesterday.
o853. Reyna ka ba ng apoy?
Ang hot mo kasi, eh!
Sige, i-feel mo lang..
o854. What a nice feeling to be in love..
With God.
No pain.
No heartache.
No disappointment.
Just blessings of joy.
o855. "You can not hold onto something that needs to go,
You just got to love them while you have them.
And that's it."
o856. Before you can be happy with someone else,
You should own your happiness first.
Nothing is more attractive than someone who radiates contentment from within.
o857. Ngats, bhe!
Mwahx!
--Ngongo, bumibili ng GATSBY WAX
Haha!
o858. "Sometimes, something real is something you can not see."
o859. A single lie discovered is enough to create a contagious doubt over every other truth expressed.
o860. "Bakit ka magtitiis sa taong alam mong sakit lang sa ulo mo?
Wag mong ikulong ang sarili mo sa hawlang ginto pero sira ang kandado.
Sino bang may sabing madaling makahanap ng kapalit?
Kahit ibon, marunong maghanap ng bagong pugad, tao pa kaya?"
--Bob Ong
One bite of a sweet cookie changes everything.
Thanks for being a sweet cookie friend in a bitter coffee world.
o852. Don't procrastinate, because in only two days,
Tomorrow will be yesterday.
o853. Reyna ka ba ng apoy?
Ang hot mo kasi, eh!
Sige, i-feel mo lang..
o854. What a nice feeling to be in love..
With God.
No pain.
No heartache.
No disappointment.
Just blessings of joy.
o855. "You can not hold onto something that needs to go,
You just got to love them while you have them.
And that's it."
o856. Before you can be happy with someone else,
You should own your happiness first.
Nothing is more attractive than someone who radiates contentment from within.
o857. Ngats, bhe!
Mwahx!
--Ngongo, bumibili ng GATSBY WAX
Haha!
o858. "Sometimes, something real is something you can not see."
o859. A single lie discovered is enough to create a contagious doubt over every other truth expressed.
o860. "Bakit ka magtitiis sa taong alam mong sakit lang sa ulo mo?
Wag mong ikulong ang sarili mo sa hawlang ginto pero sira ang kandado.
Sino bang may sabing madaling makahanap ng kapalit?
Kahit ibon, marunong maghanap ng bagong pugad, tao pa kaya?"
--Bob Ong
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
k0wts.o85
o841. Why was Snow White given an apple with poison?
To show that not all people that are kind to you are really kind.
They might have some other agenda against you.
Looks can be deceiving.
Why did Cinderella run away when the clock turned 12midnight?
To remind us that everything has its limitations, even dreams.
Why did Ariel decide to exchange her fins with feet?
To show that anyone will try to lose anything just to be happy.
o842. We are tested by major changes, delayed promises, impossible problems, unanswered prayers, undeserved criticisms and even senseless tragedies.
But the good news in that God wants us to pass the tests of life.
So He never allows the tests we face to be greater than the grace He gives us.
o843. Missing someone gets easier everyday 'coz even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other,
It's one day closer to the time you will.
o844. -POCHERO-
1. Maggisa ka ng bawang at sibuyas.
2. Ilagay ang baboy at tubig.
3. Pag malambot na, ilagay ang pechay, fried kamote o patatas, bitsuelas, saging at idagdag ang pork and beans na nasa lata.
4. Lagyan ng asin at paminta ayon sa iyong panlasa.
Para maiba naman.
Di puro love at friend quotes.
o845. "Don't try to understand everything because sometimes it is not meant to understand but rather to accept."
o846. When you're up,
Your friends know who you are.
When you're down,
You know who your friends are.
o847. God is watching nearby to give us his grace
And send us His love.
Whatever our problem,
Whatever our pain.
God's there to support us and protect us always.
o848. Sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end,
And not just settle on a comma..
Why?
'Coz time will come,
You'll realize that it's nicer to see a complete sentence,
Rather than seeing a phrase that doesn't make any sense.
o849. "If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more.
If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough."
o850. Hey, mag-impake ka na.
Punta tayo sa home for the aged.
Kasi I want to grow old with you, eh!
Sobrang cheesy!
Haha!
To show that not all people that are kind to you are really kind.
They might have some other agenda against you.
Looks can be deceiving.
Why did Cinderella run away when the clock turned 12midnight?
To remind us that everything has its limitations, even dreams.
Why did Ariel decide to exchange her fins with feet?
To show that anyone will try to lose anything just to be happy.
o842. We are tested by major changes, delayed promises, impossible problems, unanswered prayers, undeserved criticisms and even senseless tragedies.
But the good news in that God wants us to pass the tests of life.
So He never allows the tests we face to be greater than the grace He gives us.
o843. Missing someone gets easier everyday 'coz even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other,
It's one day closer to the time you will.
o844. -POCHERO-
1. Maggisa ka ng bawang at sibuyas.
2. Ilagay ang baboy at tubig.
3. Pag malambot na, ilagay ang pechay, fried kamote o patatas, bitsuelas, saging at idagdag ang pork and beans na nasa lata.
4. Lagyan ng asin at paminta ayon sa iyong panlasa.
Para maiba naman.
Di puro love at friend quotes.
o845. "Don't try to understand everything because sometimes it is not meant to understand but rather to accept."
o846. When you're up,
Your friends know who you are.
When you're down,
You know who your friends are.
o847. God is watching nearby to give us his grace
And send us His love.
Whatever our problem,
Whatever our pain.
God's there to support us and protect us always.
o848. Sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end,
And not just settle on a comma..
Why?
'Coz time will come,
You'll realize that it's nicer to see a complete sentence,
Rather than seeing a phrase that doesn't make any sense.
o849. "If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more.
If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough."
o850. Hey, mag-impake ka na.
Punta tayo sa home for the aged.
Kasi I want to grow old with you, eh!
Sobrang cheesy!
Haha!
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