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o881. Have you ever asked yourself why does everything in this world have to be complicated?
Why do we have to see lots of varieties and choices yet we only need one?
Why can't everything just be simple?
That's life.
Enjoy it!
It doesn't matter if you pick up the wrong one.
After all, how will you know which is right if you don't know which is wrong?

o882. SIGN OF THE TIMES:
Saan nagtatago ang mga taong may pagkakasala at umiiwas sa imbestigasyon?
NOON: Sa simbahan.
NGAYON: Sa St. Luke’s Medical Center

o883.MISIS: Hoy! Lasing ka na naman! Napakairesponsable mo! Lumalaklak ka na naman samantalang yung mga anak natin, wala nang makain!
MISTER: Anong wala? Ipinadala ko na nga yung pulutan sa bahay, eh!

o884. Happiness is a product of the mind, of attitude and thought.
It comes from you, not to you.
To be happy you must choose to be happy;
The Scriptures say, ‘as a man thinks in his heart, so is he.’
Stay happy!

o885. We’re all fighting a battle of some kind, but some are not winning!
Winners have one thing in common: a strong faith that refuses to quit.

o886.A gangster, a rapist, and a murderer are in the same car..
Who’s driving the car?
A police officer!
Hehehe…

o887. Man prays to God:
Dear God give me hard times,
Give me pain,
Destroy my sleep at night,
Destroy my happy moments during the day,
Let loose a ghost behind my back,
Take away my happiness and comforts,
Make me bankrupt ..
And God interrupts:
"Why don’t you simply say you want a wife?"

o888. We feel secure in our own home or community,
But when we are put into unfamiliar surroundings,
We can easily become frightened.
Faith is adapting yourself to the unfamiliar.
Faith says you’re adaptable!
This is the opportunity to grow.

o889. In times of problems..
God gives us 3 things:
The problem,
The solution,
And the lesson.

o890. Kapag balisa ka remember God’s promises.
Kapag inis ka, control yourself.
Kapag may problema ka, pray.
At kapag wala kang pera, isipin mo ako.
Hindi ka nag-iisa!
Wala rin akong pera…

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o871. Hindi naman lahat ng taong sa palagay mong special ay dapat mong makarelasyon.
Minsan, tama na yung alam nyong mahalaga kayo sa isa't isa.

o872. A valuable thought:
"Don't show so much love to anyone because it creates a non-curable pain when they start avoiding you."

o873. If someone throws a stone on you, throw back love.
But if someone throws love at you,
Think.
Think well.
Don't just throw back love.
Because love might hurt more than a stone.

o874. "Don't try to understand everything,
Because sometimes, it's not meant to understand.
But, rather to accept."

o875. Don't waste your time and effort crying all over the same reason again and again.
Once is enough,
A second time is enough,
And the third is not necessary.
Keep in mind that there are things worth fighting for.
But there are also things worth letting go.
The only things you should keep are the LESSONS you've learned.
And the MEMORIES which made you happy.
Always remember there is always a bright side to everything.

o876. GIRL: Nagddrugs ka ba?
BOY: Why should I pollute my precious body with unnecessary drugs when my only desire is your smile to make me HIGH.
Haha!

o877. There's nothing wrong in making mistakes.
What's wrong is letting it stay as a mistake without the effort of making it right.

o878. Always remember that God only makes happy endings.
If it's not happy,
Then it is not yet the end.
Live by love and hope.
There's always something to look forward to.

o879. "If you have a chance to seize a moment that you know will be memorable, GRAB IT!
Always think that NEXT TIME may never come."

o880. Never be tired of doing little things for others,
Sometimes those little things are the big things which are treasured and kept in their hearts.

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o861. "Ang tao, aminado naman yan sa mga kasalanan nila,
Pero kung lalo mo pang ipapamukha sa kanila na mali sila,
Lalo mo lamang silang binibigyan ng dahilan para iwanan ka.."

o862. The hardest type of a guy to love is the one who never learns to control,
His sweetness to other girls.

o863. Just when you thought you're not happy anymore,
Always remember that maybe,
Just maybe..
Someone is happy enough to have you around..

o864. I don't like to commit myself to heaven and hell,
Why?
You see, I have friends in both places.
Wahaha!

o865. Sabi ng isang payat sa akin,
"Bakit ang taba mo?"
Sabi ko,
"Syempre, para pag wala na tayong makain,
Ikaw mamamatay na,
Ako, papayat palang.."
Tama!

o866. BOY: Sana assignment ka nalang..
GIRL: Bakit naman?
BOY: So, I can take you home..

o867. MOTIVATION:
"If you have tried a lot of times and failed,
The only thing that can make it worse is when you give up."

o868. Dati ang lovers, nilalanggam dahil sobrang sweet,
Ngayon, dinadaga na sila.
Dahil sa sobrang cheeeeeeessssyyy!

o869. "Every bad situation will have something positive.
Even a dead clock shoes correct time twice a day."
Stay positive!

o870. INSANITY: Doing the same thing over and over,
And expecting different results.
--Albert Einstein

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o851. No matter how bitter a coffee gets..
One bite of a sweet cookie changes everything.
Thanks for being a sweet cookie friend in a bitter coffee world.

o852. Don't procrastinate, because in only two days,
Tomorrow will be yesterday.

o853. Reyna ka ba ng apoy?
Ang hot mo kasi, eh!
Sige, i-feel mo lang..

o854. What a nice feeling to be in love..
With God.
No pain.
No heartache.
No disappointment.
Just blessings of joy.

o855. "You can not hold onto something that needs to go,
You just got to love them while you have them.
And that's it."

o856. Before you can be happy with someone else,
You should own your happiness first.
Nothing is more attractive than someone who radiates contentment from within.

o857. Ngats, bhe!
Mwahx!
--Ngongo, bumibili ng GATSBY WAX
Haha!

o858. "Sometimes, something real is something you can not see."

o859. A single lie discovered is enough to create a contagious doubt over every other truth expressed.

o860. "Bakit ka magtitiis sa taong alam mong sakit lang sa ulo mo?
Wag mong ikulong ang sarili mo sa hawlang ginto pero sira ang kandado.
Sino bang may sabing madaling makahanap ng kapalit?
Kahit ibon, marunong maghanap ng bagong pugad, tao pa kaya?"
--Bob Ong

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o841. Why was Snow White given an apple with poison?
To show that not all people that are kind to you are really kind.
They might have some other agenda against you.
Looks can be deceiving.
Why did Cinderella run away when the clock turned 12midnight?
To remind us that everything has its limitations, even dreams.
Why did Ariel decide to exchange her fins with feet?
To show that anyone will try to lose anything just to be happy.

o842. We are tested by major changes, delayed promises, impossible problems, unanswered prayers, undeserved criticisms and even senseless tragedies.
But the good news in that God wants us to pass the tests of life.
So He never allows the tests we face to be greater than the grace He gives us.

o843. Missing someone gets easier everyday 'coz even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other,
It's one day closer to the time you will.

o844. -POCHERO-
1. Maggisa ka ng bawang at sibuyas.
2. Ilagay ang baboy at tubig.
3. Pag malambot na, ilagay ang pechay, fried kamote o patatas, bitsuelas, saging at idagdag ang pork and beans na nasa lata.
4. Lagyan ng asin at paminta ayon sa iyong panlasa.
Para maiba naman.
Di puro love at friend quotes.

o845. "Don't try to understand everything because sometimes it is not meant to understand but rather to accept."

o846. When you're up,
Your friends know who you are.
When you're down,
You know who your friends are.

o847. God is watching nearby to give us his grace
And send us His love.
Whatever our problem,
Whatever our pain.
God's there to support us and protect us always.

o848. Sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end,
And not just settle on a comma..
Why?
'Coz time will come,
You'll realize that it's nicer to see a complete sentence,
Rather than seeing a phrase that doesn't make any sense.

o849. "If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more.
If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough."

o850. Hey, mag-impake ka na.
Punta tayo sa home for the aged.
Kasi I want to grow old with you, eh!
Sobrang cheesy!
Haha!

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o831. The fish said:
"I can't see my tears 'coz I'm in the water."
The water said:
"I can feel your tears 'coz you're in my heart."
Lesson?
Ewan!
'Di ko rin ma-gets kung panong nakapagsalita ung isda..
At in fairness, sumagot pa ung tubig!
Haha.

o832. God has a perfect plan for our lives
But He never reveals it to us all at once..
Just step by step because He wants to teach us to walk by faith not by sight..

o833. Those who appear in your life - whether to help or harm - are all given by God.
Meet all of them with a peaceful heart, but with a warrior's spirit.
You will fail many times, but in failing, you will learn..
And in learning, you will find your way..
Remember, there are no mistakes in life - only lessons.
And lessons will keep on repeating themselves until learned.

o834. Having so much pain in the past has made me doubtful when it comes to love.
They made me feel so special but in the end, they left me hanging.
That's why I keep on asking,
"Do love really last?"

o835. You have just been loaded by God's unlimited faithfulness.
This will expire on eternity.
Reload through prayer and worship.
Enjoy His texts through the Bible.

o836. Life is like a changing seasons.
One day, you will awaken to a world more wonderful than you can imagine.
Until then, you will know that whatever season you are in right now
Is the best season of your entire life.
There's nothing wrong with looking back at the previous seasons of our lives.
But God has a purpose for allowing us to be in the season we're in right now.
So enjoy where you're at on the way to where you're going.

o837. Si kamatis at ampalaya nag-uusap,
AMPALAYA: Ang kinis mo naman. Sabagay, kukulubot ka rin.
KAMATIS: Bitter ka lang.
Haha.

o838. Define TANGA:
Taong nagmamahal sa taong di siya mahal ng buo at naghihintay sa pagbabagong mangyayari.
Define GAGO:
Taong walang pakialam sa taong tanga.

o839. BELLA: Edward, ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa basurahan?
EDWARD: Ung napkin mo, pagtyatyagaan ko na to!
Adik!
Yuck!

o840. You really have to stumble and fall a lot of times for you to appreciate the luscious taste of happiness.
It's like a ratio of ten pains to one real smile.

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o821. NANAY: Walang mangyayari sa'yo kung puro ka jowa.
ANAK: Weh? Di nga? Bakit may nangyari samin kagabi?
Wahaha.

o822. Anong tawag sa kuto na nasa ibabaw ng ulo ng isang kalbo?
"Homeless"
Smile your most besutiful smile and stay healthy!

o823. Alam mo ba pinagkaiba ng MAHAL mo sa taong GUSTO mo?
Pag tumingin ka sa mata ng gusto mo, namumula ka.
Pero pag sa mata ng mahal mo, napapangiti ka..
Sa harap ng gusto mo, nahihiya ka.
Pero sa harap ng mahal mo, nagpapakatotoo ka.
Di ka makatingin ng diretso sa gusto mo.
Pero sa mahal mo, nakikipagtitigan ka pa..
Pag umiyak ang mahal mo, umiiyak ka
Pero yung taong gusto mo, pinapatahan mo.

o824. Sometimes, not everything you want is given to you like the ideal person you wanna be with..
It may not turn out the way you expect it to be..
At the end, you'll see that what you have is better than what you wanted.

o825. Rapunzel..
Cinderella..
Snow White..
Sleeping Beauty..
All these women lived happily ever after..
Until they discovered they're all married to the same man..
PRINCE CHARMING.
Yan na nga ba ang sinasabi ko, eh.
Pari sa fairy tales, laganap ang pambababae.

o826. Bandaids are like smiles..
They can cover up the pain..
But deep down inside, it hurts.

o827. "Don't try to understand everything..
Because sometimes it is not meant to understand,
But rather to accept.."

o828. God will never leave you EMPTY..
He will replace everything you've lost..
If He asks you to put something DOWN,
It's because He wants you to pick up something GREATER..

o829. "Never hate the times you failed,
These are the times you show the world that failures don't define you,
But they make you even stronger.."

o830. We can be happy anytime once we understand that the only place we'll ever find genuine happiness is right inside us.
Happiness begins at the point of acceptance:
The point when we stop questioning why life can't be perfect and just accept the world the way it is..