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o321. BOY: I've experienced so much happiness since you came.
No one can ever replace you here in my heart.
Though many things are running through your head
And you're thinking that you mean nothing to me.
Just keep in mind that I'm still the same guy who loved you.
And nothing can ever top that.
GIRL: Ah. Ok. Anong ginagawa mo?
Haha..

o322. HOST: Miss Philippines, what is your stand on premarital sex?
MS. PHILIPPINES: My gosh!
The question is so funny!
I do not stand.
I lay down..
Haha..

o323. "Do you know what's hard about being too strong?
Nobody might care to ask if you're hurt."

o324. Once upon a time,
There was an ugly princess.
Nabuntis siya ng isang poging lalaki.
BOY: Will you marry me?
UGLY PRINCESS: No.
And the boy lived happily ever after.
Nyahaha.

o325. "Strength does not come from winning.
Your struggles in life develop your strength.
When you go through hardship and decide not to surrender,
That is strength."
"The thing you set your mind on is the thing you ultimately become."

o326. Life's hardest lessons are also the most precious.
They compel you to face your own weaknesses and fears
And bring out hidden strengths you never knew you had.

o327. "Life is a combination of success and failures.
The best way to focus your life is never put a question mark where God has placed a period."

o328. If what's ahead scares you,
And what's behind hurts you,
Just look above,
He will help you.

o329. "If someone wants to be part of your life,
They'd make an effort to be in it..
So don't bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn't make an effort to stay."

o330. "Don't live life full of plans,
Sometimes, the best moments happen on the unplanned
And the greatest regrets happen on not reaching what is planned."

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o311. If everybody deserves a second chance..
Would it mean we also have the freedom to waste the first one?
What do you think?

o312. Outing ng barkada
GIRL1 bababa sa pool
GIRL2: Sigurado ako, lulutang ka..
GIRL1: Bakit? Dahil chubby ako?
GIRL2: Hindi, kasi plastik ka..
Ouch! Haha..

o313. Minsan sa buhay, takot tayong harapin ang katotohanan..
Kasi madalas, nasasaktan tayo.
Ako?
Sa ngayon, isa lang ang kinatatakutan ko.
Alam mo kung ano?
Yung mapunta ka sa isang taong di marunong magpahalaga sa'yo.

o314. Mag-asawa, nag-aaway.
BABAE: Mas ok pa yata kung nagpakasal ako sa demonyo.
LALAKI: Weh! Bawal kaya magpakasal sa kamag-anak.
Wahaha..

o315. Science says,
"Only one thing can occupy a given space at a given time.."
Kaya di ako naniniwala na ang isang puso, kaya magmahal ng dalawa.
It's either joke lang yung love for the other one.
O di kaya, sa sobrang liit ng pagmamahal dun sa isa,
Nagkaroon pa ng space para magmahal ng iba.

o316. Difficult reality:
"Wating for the right one is never that easy,
Especially when the wrong one is sooooooo yummy!"
Tama naman, diba?
Hahaha..

o317. JUAN: San ka galing?
PEDRO: Sa sementeryo, libing ng biyenan ko..
JUAN: Eh, bakit puro kalmot ang mukha at braso mo?
PEDRO: Mahirap ilibing, eh. Lumalaban.
Toinks!

o318. BOY: Uuy, patulong naman sa essay. Kailangan ko ng topic.
GIRL: San ka ba interesado?
BOY: Sa'yo.
Haha. Papansin..

o319. Don't give meaning and assume that he/she likes you when he/she treats you special.
Because you might just do stupid things,
Like falling in love..

o320. Life is totally fair.
We just see it unfair because,
It's either we expect too much
Or we gave up already.

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o301. If what you see by the eye doesn't please you,
Then close your eyes and see from the heart
'Coz the heart can see beauty and love more than the eyes can ever wonder.

o302. Punch the wall, did it fight back?
Yes, 'coz you were hurt.
Hug a pillow, did it hug you back?
Yes, you felt the warmth.
Shout. Heard it?
Yes, 'coz you listened.
Lesson?
Appreciate.

o303. Sabi nila ang Disneyland daw ang happiest place on earth.
Sabi ko naman,
Try mo sa piling ko baka magbago ang isip mo..
Wahaha..

o304. MYSTERIOUS DEATHS,
There was this case in the ICU where patients always die in the same bed,
Sunday evenings at 11pm
Regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors.
No one could solve the mystery why deaths happen on Sundays at 11pm.
Mr. Licauco and the Ateneo paranormal folks were called.
They arrived armed with special photographic equipments, infrared devices and motion sensitive radar to detect any presence.
So the next Sunday evening, few minutes before 11pm,
Doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see what the mystery was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses and prayer books to ward off evil spirits..
When the clock struck 11pm,
Mang Jose, a part time Sunday janitor, entered the room.
Unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
Adik na Mang Jose yan..
Hahaha..

o305. "Wag ka mag-inarte kung wala ka nang makain."
-- Bago Ong
Haha.
Taob si Bob Ong.

o306. Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they will stay.
Leaving can be a tough act,
And it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.

o307. "Hindi nagbabago ang tingin ko sa tao dahil galit o natutuwa ako sa kanila.
Nag-iiba ang tingin ko sa tao dahil nag-iiba rin ang pinapakita nya."

o308. It is better to wait for years for that someone you are sure of than to grab that chance with someone who picks you up but drops you anytime.

o309. It's never nice when you forget things you're supposed to remember.
But it feels worse when you remember things you're supposed to forget.

o310. I miss you,
There's no other way to say it
And I just can't deny it.

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o291. The point of prayer is not always to get answers from God,
But to have a perfect and complete unity with Him.
So endure the day with prayers.

o292. Time is the most playful element.
Because it lengthens the minutes when you wait
And rushes the hours when you enjoy the moments.

o293. Always have a unique character like salt..
Its presence is not felt
But its absence make things tasteless.

o294. "The greatest value of having good friends is not what you get from them,
But the better person you become because of them."

o295. I admire those people who can stay calm despite too much pain
But I love those that cry for a while
But after the tears have fallen
You'll see a real fighter the moment they start again to smile.

o296. If you fall down, NO ONE will catch you,
If you're hurt, NO ONE will care for you,
'Coz NO ONE needs you
And NO ONE loves you..
Oh, by the way..
My name is NO ONE.

o297. "I could not write like Shakespeare,
Nor love with Romeo's heart,
But this I know,
I love you and I really do..
I dare not say I love you as lovers did long time ago..
Nor should I bother the moon and the stars.
For true love doesn't venture that far.
True love only knows,
'Coz when I say I love you,
Ask me why
Truly I dunno.."
-- Letter ni Dudung kay Inday

o298. Para makalimot ka sa taong mahal mo..
Dapat makahanap ka ng bagong mamahalin.
Hindi ng bagong lalandiin.

o299. Uy, san ka?
Pwede mo ba akong samahan?
Forever?
Hahaha..

o300. Your worst behavior is reserved for the person who loves you most.
Because somehow, no matter what you do,
That person will still and always accept you as you.

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o281. Why do we MISS a person?
It's either we realize that we never treasured the moments when they were always there,
And it left us wishing we could turn back time
Or we were too happy with them
We enjoyed every single moment,
That we became so used to the idea of having them around
But when we finally walk separate lives,
We realized that a moment spent without them is like dying stars which slowly leave the sky - EMPTY.

o282. Cinderella walked with one slipper alone.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
A princess once kissed a gross frog.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Pocahontas risked her life for a feast.
Jasmin could have had anyone but instead chose a poor man.
And Ariel walked for the first time on land.
All for love.
It is all about facing your biggest fears and not letting the moment pass you by.
Live your own fairy tale.
Create your own happy ending.

o283. Do not place your mistakes on your head,
It can weigh you down and crush you.
Instead, place them under your feet,
And use them as a platform to view your horizon.

o284. We look for love not because it's lonely to be watching movies alone
Sad to eat meals on your own
Or because it's nice to cuddle up with someone on rainy days
We look for love because we want to be accepted
For the sloppy ways we dress
For the clumsy way we eat our meals
For bad hair days and for the simplicity in us
Love is an act of acceptance
That with all our imperfections, we are still loved.

o285. Always be happy and always wear a smile not because life is full of reasons to smile
But because your smile is a reason for others to be happy.

o286. How great is our GOD?
Study shows that Swine flu virus (H1N1 - influenza A) is acquired through air
Ecologist says that the best way to clean air is by rain
Filipinos wonder, "Why rain in summer?"
Now you know.
Truly, God loves the Philippines.

o287. How GOD answer prayers?
We must be willing to let God answer in His own time.
God opens delays and makes us wait because He needs to prepare us,
To get ready for the blessings.
He wants to change us to get mature
God is never late
His timing is always perfect.
Jesus said: "What things so ever ye desire,
When ye pray, believe that ye shall receive them
And ye shall have them."
-- MARK 11:24

o288. Our minds gather the dirt and dust of human opinion everyday
But God's words are like waterfalls that wash and purify our hearts and minds.

o289. When GOD gives us "NO" for an answer,
Keep in mind that there's a much greater "YES" behind it.
His "NO" isn't a rejection
But a redirection.

o290. "Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state,
Being in love shows a person he should be."

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o271. Mahirap mang tanggapin,
Pero dumarating sa buhay natin,
At di natin maiiwasan ang ANTUKIN
Kaya tulugan na..

o272. One rainy day,
A mother went to pick up her boy from school..
Thinking that the boy will fear the lightning
On the way, she found her child smiling at the sky for every lightning
She asked him why he smiled,
The little boy said,
"GOD if taking my photo,
So I have to look good that's why I smiled."
So smile when problems threaten you and don't fear anything..
GOD is always with you.

o273. Mahal mo talaga siya, no?
Ang totoo, di intensyon ng message na to ang tanungin ka sa nararamdaman mo,
Gusto lang nitong maisip mo kung sino ang taong mahal mo
Psychological test yan
Walang binanggit na name pero naisip mo siya, diba?

o274. Why do some things have to be so hard sometimes?
Maybe because if everything is easy,
We'd never know oif anything is worth it.

o275. (Mar Roxas nakasakay sa sidecar)
BOY: "..ganito po buhay samen, walang makain, walang pambili ng gamot.."
MAR: "anak, itabi mo, lagpas na ko."

o276. This is true
"Being dumped, taken for granted and hurt by the one they love is the reason why many people choose to FLIRT than to be in a relationship."

o277. "Alam mo, kung alak ka lang..
Ang laki ng matitipid ko sa inuman..
Kasi tinitingnan palang kita,
Tinatamaan na ko.."

o278. It isn't wrong to be happy..
Especially when you know it's just about time that you deserve to be..

o279. Oftentimes, we need to pray not because we need to change the situation,
But primarily because we need GOD to change our attitude towards the situation..

o280. "Too bad I asked for more when all I can have is a friend
Too bad I gave my heart when all that's needed was my hand
Too bad I fell for someone I can never have
Someone who's willing to give me all
but not LOVE.."

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o261. Humor is a sweet condiment in our existence.
Laugh at your own mistakes but learn from them;
Joke over your troubles but gather strength from them;
Make fun of your difficulties but overcome them.
Life may be tough and difficult but the value we gain from trials make it all worth the journey.

o262. Opinions are like wristwatches.
Everyone's watch shows a different time from others
But everyone believes that their time is accurate.

o263. Isang gabi, nakita ko ang aking lola.
Nakaupo sa sulok mag-isa,
Nakaitim.
May hawak na kutsilyo.
Duguan at magulo ang buhok.
Natakot ako.
Hanggang sa sinabi nyang:
"Apo, bagay ba sakin ang EMO?"
Hehe.

o264. I took some M&M's in the fridge this morning,
Out of the blue, I didn't notice that some of it fell on the ground and broke into pieces.
How nice,
It made me realized that even the sweetest things in life could break too.
Treasure each moment.

o265. The thing a little lamp can do which the great sun cannot -
Is to give light even at night.
Remember little things also matter.

o266. "People always think the most painful thing in life is losing the one you value
But the most painful truth is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much
And forgetting that you are special too."

o267. He was mine but not really.
I never really had him,
So I never really lost him.
I guess this is how we'll always be.
I HAD HIM, HE HAD ME.
But then again, there's no US.

o268. "Waiting is the most important thing that we can do for the one we love..
But it proves me one thing,
As it goes,
It can also change your mind."

o269. Life is like a ball being dribbled
Sometimes it goes up,
Sometimes it goes down.
So always remember:
The harder you fall,
The higher you bounce.

o270. GOD wants us to live like the grass.
Even if it is stepped on, crushed, burned and cut,
It always persists and grows back even greener and stronger..