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k0wts.101

2011-03-16T11:10:00.004+08:00

1001. "Mahirap din pala yung parang kayo pero hindi kayo.

Kasi kahit level three na pwede pa ring ma-game over.

Ang M.U. kasi, hindi lang pala MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING,

Pwede ring MALABONG USAPAN o kaya MALIBOG na UGNAYAN."

--Bob Ong

1002. One day, I was standing on the street when a girl came to me and said,

"Bili ka po ng payong."

Nagtaka ako kasi di naman maaraw at di rin naman maulan,

Then I asked,

"Bakit?"

The girl said,

"Inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan, eh!"

Oh, come on! Give me a tolda!

1003. What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?

"If we stik together, we can stop this shit."

That's what friends do.

1004. It takes a thousand sweet efforts to build a a great relationship,

Yet one stupid error can destroy everything you have started.

1005. Share a little love whenever you can.

Do a little favor to someone.

If possible, never refuse simple requests.

A little kindness is never forgotten.

It always has a special place of appreciation even to the hardest of hearts.

Imagine how much warmth and tenderness it would add to everyone's heart,

If everyone would care to share.

1006. Ang pag-ibig ay parang imburnal, nakakatakot mahulog.

At kapag nahulog ka,

It's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.

--Bob Ong

1007. Tagalog quotes:

"Kapag bilugan ang mukha mo,

Wag kang masyadong ngingiti,

Baka mapagkamalan kang YAHOO MESSENGER."

Bwahahaha!

1008. Ang manhid na tao ay maihahalintulad sa bato,

Hindi nga nasasaktan pero nakakasakit naman.

1009. Don't love someone who's already in love with another one.

Cause if you do,

It's like buying a gun to shoot yourself,

Loaded with unlimited bullets.

1010. No matter how we try to be mature,

We will always be a kid when we get hurt and cry.

k0wts.100

2011-03-16T10:59:00.003+08:00

o991. GIRL: Pangit ba ako?

BOY: Walang ginawang pangit ang Diyos.

Pero iba ata ang gumawa sa'yo.

o992. As this day begins,

I pray to the Lord that His power will be your courage,

His promises will be your comfort,

And His presence will be your confidence.

o993. Let's begin the day with a short prayer:

LORD, walk with me today.

I've no idea what lies ahead.

Be my guide and strength in all I do for your glory.

Amen.

o994. Just when we thought we're already matured,

Unexpected events would occur to make us realize we still have lots of growing up to do.

o995. For every dream in our heart, let God be our inspiration.

For every hope we seek, let God be our guide.

In everything we do, let God be within us.

Amen.

o996. BOY: Oi, crush kita!

GIRL: Aw. Crush din kaya kita, dati pa. Buti umamin ka na.

BOY: May gusto akong sabihin, three words sya.

GIRL: AW. (I love you siguro.)

BOY: Joke, joke, joke!

GIRL: Tang ina mo!

o997. "It's never nice when you forget things you're supposed to remember.

But it feels worse when you remember things you're supposed to forget."

o998. Q: Anong tawag sa pusong sumusugod?

A: Heart Attack

Q: Sa pusong magnanakaw?

A: Heart Rob

Q: Sa pusong mapaglaro?

A: Pusoy

Q: Eh, sa pusong two-timer?

A: Pusoy Dos

Hahaha!

o999. If you can't find the right words for a certain situation,

Just give that person a hug.

Words have the potential to confuse,

But hugs never lie.

1000. The sign of being a mature person is not how well you prepare for everything to be right.

But on how you stand up and move on after everything goes wrong.

k0wts.o99

2010-10-07T12:10:00.004+08:00

o981. It's a rule in life that everything you've always wanted will come the very second you stop looking for it.

o982. Minsan, ang pagkukulang ay wala na sa taong nagbibigay.
Kundi sa isip ng taong binibigyan.

o983. Hindi porke pinili nyang magkaibigan lang kayo ay di ka na nya mahal.
Di mo lang alam,
Mas higit ka nyang mahal dahil pinili nya kung san kayo mas tatagal.

o984. May apat na bear sa isang kotse,
Si papa bear,
Si mama bear,
Si baby bear,
Sino pa yung isa?
Eh, di si DRAYBEAR!
Oye, korni!

o985. GIRL1: Aagawin ko ang BF mo!
GIRL2: Kung kaya mo.
GIRL1: Kung ang asawa nga, naghihiwalay. BF pa kaya?!
GIRL2: Kung bulkan nga sumasabog, mukha mo pa kaya?!
Basag! Haha!

o986. Sa pharmacy...
GUY: Miss, pabili ng condom. Birthday kasi ng GF ko.
SALESLADY (smiles naughtily): Shall I gift wrap it?
GUY: No need. That's the wrapper of my gift.

o987. A little faith says, "God may do it!"
A bigger faith says, "God can do it!"
But a deep faith says, "Whatever happens, God does what is the best."

o988. Don't run ahead of God,
Let Him direct your steps,
He has plans and He has time.
God's clock is never early or late.
It always strikes on time.

o989. Everytime I begin to feel that there's no enough strength in me,
I end up in knowing that there's more in Him.

o990. May God who knows the goodness of your heart bless you abundantly,
Give you a healthier body
And grant even your silent prayers.

k0wts.o98

2010-09-23T09:41:00.002+08:00

o971. Love does not demand to be loved back but it does not mean it exists to be taken for granted.
If you can't return the love you're given, don't let it linger to grow alone.
If you don't want it, refuse kindly.
Love may not demand but it also deserves a heart that will better understand.

o972. Yes, she got the perfect looks, the perfect curves.
But what's the use of her so-called BEAUTY,
When no man takes her seriously.

o973. Never recycle a past relationship.
Because if it didn't work out before.
What makes you think it would work out this time?

o974. A child asked his father:
"Why do I need to be humble?"
Then the father said:
"When you choose the lowly path,
There is no place to fall and the only way is up."

o975. The road to success is not straight.
There is a curve called FAILURE,
A loop called CONFUSION,
Red lights called ENEMIES,
There are flats called JOBS,
But if we have a spare tire called DETERMINATION,
An engine called PERSEVERANCE,
Insurance called FAITH,
A driver called JESUS,
We will make it to a place called SUCCESS.

o976. If a person is SINGLE.
It doesn't mean that he knows nothing about LOVE.
In fact, going SOLO is a lot wiser than being in a wrong relationship.

o977. Isa sa pinakamalungkot na sitwasyon sa buhay ay yung gusto mo siyang ipaglaban,
Pero pagsuko na lang ang tangi mong pagpipilian.

o978. There's always a part of the past that we want to have back.
But we can never get what we have today if we didn't let go of such yesterday.

o979. It's funny how day by day nothing changes,
But when you look back,
Everything is different.

o980. Samahan ka man ng mga taong bilib sa kagalingan mo,
Iba pa rin ang pakiramdam kapag kasama ang mga taong tanggap ang kahinaan mo.
--Bob Ong

k0wts.o97

2010-08-09T18:19:00.003+08:00

o961. May you rise each texting day with fully charged cellphone in your hand,
Inspiring message in your mind,
Me in your heart,
And a clear signal all day long.

o962. Nakakainis ka!
Napakaisip bata mo!
Ang childish mo!
So immature!
Ano bang gusto mong mangyari, ha?
Maging BABY ko?

o963. I admit I'm a DEVIL.
A red-horned, long-tailed devil.
But what's unique and amazing with me is that,
I'm the kind of devil who'll stay beside you when you're left alone by your FAKE ANGELS.

o964. I've always used my eyes for compassion,
My hands for charity,
My heart for love,
And my lips for truth.
And for anyone who doesn't like me,
My middle finger.

o965. Make a change while you still have the chance,
Because there will come a time that there will be a lot room for changes
But no more room for chances.

o966. A professor once told me,
To gain satisfaction in life,
"One should cheat a little."
But love came around, and reminded this:
Whether you cheat a little or you cheat THIS big,
Write in your history book,
"I deserve to be love unfaithfully.'

o967. "A heart made of ice doesn't need someone who has flame throwers to melt the ice away.
But someone who patiently waits till the ice melts by itself."

o968. I guess when you love someone, you'll realize that it would never be about you and how your relationship to be but it's about finding ways of making things alright when life says it shouldn't be.
It's all about defying the odds for something we call EVERYTHING.

o969. Love has got nothing to do with what you are expecting to get,
Only with what you are expecting to give - which is EVERYTHING.

o970. Hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay kasinungalingan na ito.
At hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohanan.

k0wts.o96

2010-06-21T18:14:00.002+08:00

o951. BELLA: Edward, ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa basurahan?
EDWARD: Yung napkin mo. Pagtyatyagaan ko na to.
--YAK!

o952. "When we fall seriously in love,
We always wish that the feeling would mutually grow and stay forever..
But sometimes, no matter how perfect a relationship may seem,
People just change and forget their promises of forever."

o953. --POCHERO--
1. Maggisa ka ng bawang at sibuyas.
2. Ilagay ang baboy at tubig.
3. Pag malambot na, ilagay ang petchay, fried kamote o patatas, saging, bitsuelas at idagdag ang pork and beans na nasa lata.
4. Lagyan ng asin at paminta ayon sa iyong panlasa.
Para maiba naman.
Puro love at friendshio quotes, eh.

o954. They say, doing things without thinking really sucks.
It may lead to something where in the end, you're the one whose going to lose.
But they've never thought that sometimes,
doing things without thinking makes us feel better.

o955. Two words that contains millions of letters:
POST OFFICE
Uuy, nag-isip pa ng malupit.
Haha!

o956. IQ TEST:
I am a seven letter word.
My 123 is a liquid.
My 3456 is a pain.
My 567 is a girl.
My 67 is an area in the hospital.
Who am I?

o957. I woke up this morning,
I realized that I should not regret any day of my life.
Good days give me happiness.
Bad days give me experiences.
Both are essential to life.
Happiness keep me SWEET.
Trials make me STRONG.
Sorrows keep me HUMAN.
Failures make me HUMBLE.
Success keeps me GROWING.
and God keeps me GOING.
Stay strong!

o958. MAN: Hmn. Wala ka namang singaw sa dila!
WIFE: Eh, bakit kaya masakit?
MAN: Siguro sa sobrang bungangera mo, nag-overheat.
Haha!

o959. I never regret loving the people I once loved.
What I regret is that I became the wrong one for those I thought who can stay with me for all my life.

o960. LOLA: Apo, alam mo naman na matanda na ako. Kung mamamatay ako, ipamamana ko sayo ang aking sakahan, prutasan, bahay at mga hayop.
APO: Salamat po, lola! San po yun?
LOLA: Sa facebook, apo. Email ko, eh, hot_lola143@yahoo.com at ang password, ganda143. Click mo sa bookmark ang Farmville.
Haha!

k0wts.o95

2010-06-21T17:59:00.002+08:00

o941. A breath of prayer in the morning means a day of power, blessings..
A soul shall never be helpless with God's infinite grace..
Inhale God's love..

o942. "Aanhin pa ang gabi, kung wala ka namang katabi..
Eh, may nakarinig:
"Eh, anong silbi ng may katabi kung wala namang nangyayari.."
Aba, may humirit:
"Eh, ano naman kung may nangyayari, kung wala namang nabubuong baby?"
May affected na pogi:
"Pano may mabubuong baby kung parehas kayong lalaki?"
Ang pinakamatindi:
"Aanhin mo ang babae kung mukha namang lalaki?"

o943. When you keep the Lord in your heart,
There is nothing to fear about in your life.
Things will come as the Lord has planned..
So hold on, God is with you.

o944. May God who knows the goodness of your heart bless you abundantly,
Give you a healthier body
And grant even your deepest silent prayers.

o945. I was not aware that you came only to love me for a while,
I was aiming to be with you forever but while I was busy planning for us,
You were busy planning your life with another person.
It hurts too much but all I can do is watch you walk away and say:
"There goes my forever."

o946. Sana parang mataya-taya nalang ang pag-ibig
Para pag nataya mo na yung mahal mo,
Sya naman maghahabol sayo.

o947. Tears are one of the most meaningful liquid.
Wanna know why?
Coz out of many liquids here in the world,
Only tears can explain the real meaning of pain.

o948. Valuing a person is not merely seeing each other everyday,
What count most is that somehow in our busy lives,
We remember each other just by saying:
TAKE CARE..

o949. A heart who seeks God early in the morning will find happiness, peace and security even in the midst of a stormy day.
Smile, it's gonna be a great day!

o950. To love someone doesn't mean to force a commitment,
Sometimes, you just have to be satisfied with whatever connection you have.
As long as it stays.

k0wts.o94

2010-05-21T18:38:00.002+08:00

o931. Great friendship is about two main things:
First is to find out the similarities.
And second is to respect the differences.

o932. FACT:
The human brain can operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells but naturally,
It attacks the slowest and weakest brain first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells
Making the brain faster and more efficient.
That's why you always feel smart when you're drunk.
Palakpakan, mga lasenggo!

o933. BOY: Miss, para kang chicharon.
GIRL: Bakit naman?
BOY: Ang sarap mong papakin, eh!
(Bakla umepal)
BAKLA: Ako rin, parang chicharon.
BOY: Oo, tangina mo! Nakakahighblood ka.

o934. Some years ago,
A newspaper offered a prize for the best definition of money..
Out of the hundreds who competed submitted this food for thought.
"Money is a universal provider for everything but not happiness.
And a passport to everywhere but never in heaven."

o935. "You will get tired as everyone else does..
You can have all the choices to stop.
But remember, taking a good rest is a lot different from giving up."

o936. Don't be sad when you experience break ups.
Why?
Kasi hindi ginawa ang break up para masaktan ka at lumuha.
Ginawa ang break up para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo tama.

o937. Thought for a lifetime:
If you want to be happy, you will wait forever.
But if you decide to be happy, you will then be happy forever.
Kaya be happy, now na..

o938. Sometimes, it doesn't matter who DUMPED or GOT DUMPED,
It all comes down to who's BITTER
And who got BETTER.

o939. Sana signal nalang ako ng cellphone mo,
Para kapag nawala ako,
Gagawa ka ng paraan para bumalik ako.
Witwiw!

o940. Have you noticed the grass?
Even if somebody steps on it,
It never gets hurt.
It never hurts others too.
When a wild storm attacks,
All the big trees get uprooted
But the simple grass survives.
So stay noble and humble like the grass.

k0wts.o93

2010-05-04T10:44:00.002+08:00

o921. Don't be afraid to take chances even if it might hurt you.
Just be strong and take it.
'Coz you might miss that single chance that would change your life and make you complete.

o922. 'Wag mong hayaang mawala sa'yp ang mahal mo kung may nagawa man syang masama.
Matuto kang magpatawad dahil walang taong perpekto.
Tanggapin mo kung ano at sino sya.
Dahil ang pagmamahal,
Hindi nasusukat sa ugali.
Kundi sa sinasabi ng puso.
Nagmahal ka pa kung sa simpleng pagkakamali lang nya, umaayaw ka na.

o923. Minsan may nagmahal sa akin.
Nangakong hindi ako iiwan.
Pero hindi natupad!
Masakit yun, alam mo ba?
Kaya kung mahal mo ako,
Pwede ba, mahalin mo nalang ako?
'Wag ka nang mangako.

o924. PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR: Anong meron ka na wala sa'yo?
ESTUDYANTE: Meron po akong mahal pero wala sa akin.

o925. Naalala mo dati, umiiyak ako.
Sabi mo, "Tahan na, andito naman ako, eh. 'Di kita pababayaan."
Ngayon, umiiyak na naman ako.
Niyakap mo ako.
Sabi mo, "Tama na, makakalimutan mo rin ako."

o926. I'm not a perfect lover.
I say what's on my mind.
I start fights.
I get jealous.
Sometimes, I don't want to understand things.
I'm demanding.
I'm childish.
I'm moody.
But there are three things that I love about me.
I'm sweet.
I'm faithful.
And when I chose you,
It's only you.

o927. "Don't cry over someone who doesn't deserve your tears."
Remember:
"Ang pinakamatinding pang-asar sa taong nanakit sa'yo ay isang matamis na ngiti."

o928. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So, love the person who treat you right,
Forget about the ones who don't,
And believe that everything happens for a reason.
Know a good thing when you see it.
And don't let it slip away.
If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said it would be easy,
They just said, it would be worth it.

o929. We love ourselves even after doing many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others for their one mistake?

o930. In love, you can make mistakes,
But the biggest mistake you could ever do is to give up someone you love and say:
"It's for the best,
So we'll stop hurting each other."

k0wts.o92

2010-04-26T17:07:00.003+08:00

o911. Question:
When do you congratulate someone for their mistake?
Answer:
On their wedding..

o912. Bruce: I’m kinda scared. I got a letter that says if I don’t stop dating his wife, he’s gonna shoot me.
Vince: Well, then stop.
Bruce: Which one? It wasnt signed!

o913. I'm not wishing for an instant happily ever after
I'm just hoping for a real, sincere love
Eventhough the relationship won't last forever.

o914. "The heart was made to be broken." --Oscar Wilde

o915. "I refuse to let what happened make me feel bitter.
I still completely believe in love,
And I am open to anything that will happen to me."
--Nicole Kidman

o916. "When you break up,
Your whole identity is shattered.
It's like death."
--Dennis Quaid

o917. Mother Theresa:
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.

o918. A million words would no bring you back,
I know because I tried.
Neither would a million tears,
I know because I cried.

o919. Jesus said,
"I will no longer call you servants,
Because a servant does not know his master's business.
Instead I have called you friends,
For everything I've learned from my Father,
I have made known to you."

o920. A wise man once said that every person should maintain at least three kinf of friendships:
1. Friends of your age whom you can talk over your problems, goals, plans and confidence.
2. Friends younger than you whom you can share your life's experiences.
3. Friends older than you whom you can confide and be assured of wise counsel.
It is not in being helped but in helping others that you can find release from your inner tensions.
Be strong always.

k0wts.o91

2010-04-26T16:55:00.002+08:00

o901. Definition of Honeymoon
The vacation a man takes before beginning work under a new boss..

o902. Life is like cotton, don’t make it heavier by sinking it in sorrow of water,
But make it lighter by letting it blow in the air of joy..

o903. “If every beat 0f my heart is caused by pe0ple wh0 are kind and sweet t0 me,
I just want t0 say, THANK YOU..
For keeping me ALIVE!”

o904. They love u but they are not your lover..
They care for u but they are not from your family..
They are ready to share your pain but they are not in your blood relation.
They are:
Friends..
True friend scolds like a Dad!
Cares like a Mom!
Teases like a Sister!
Irritates like a Brother!
And finally loves u more than a lover.

o905. Content:
There are two perfect guys out there,
The only problem is they’re dating each other.

o906. Mahirap magsabi ng “sorry”
Mahirap magsabi ng "mahal kita"
Mahirap magsabi ng "kailangan kita"
Pero nalaman ko, pinakamahirap palang sabihin yung
Lower, rural, ruler ng 10 times na mabilis.
Totoo, try mo!

o907. Babae: Sabong, bilyar, casino! Puro ka na lng sugal! Pinababayaan mo na kami!
Lalake: Magbabago na ako! Mula ngaun, di ko na gagawin lahat un.
Babae: Talaga lng, ha?!
Lalake: Oo nga! Kahit magpustahan pa tayo!

o908. Many times, the things we complain about are the good things.
We grumble about having too much work while others don’t even have.
We complain waking up early in the morning while others don’t even have a reason to live.
We grouse about gaining weight while others don’t even have food on their tables.
Everyday, the Lord fills our lives with so much goodness.
All we need to do is open our eyes and give thanks for each of them..

o909. To laugh is to risk appearing foolish.
To weep is to risk appearing sentimental.
To reach out for another is to risk involvement.
To expose feelings is to risk exposing one’s true self.
To place ideas before a crowd is to risk ridicule.
To hope is to risk despair.
Yet the person who risks nothing and does nothing ultimately becomes nothing.

o910. A boy writing a paper on childbirth asks his parents, ‘How was I born?’
MOM: (awkwardly) The stork brought you.
BOY: Oh. Well, how were u & daddy born?
MOM: Oh, the stork brought us, too, & Grandpa & Grandma.
The boy wrote his paper,
‘This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations…’

k0wts.o90

2010-04-26T16:45:00.003+08:00

o891. A teacher asked her young student,
‘Why should you never accept candy from strangers?’
One girl knew.
‘Because it might be past the sell-by date.’

o892. Thought of the day:
“Walang taong panget,
Nagkataon lang na yung mukha nila, hindi uso.”

o893. THINGS THAT BRING GREAT PEACE:
Try to do another’s will rather than your own.
Always choose to have less rather than more.
Always choose the lowest place and to be less than everyone else.
Always long and pray that the will of God may be fully done throughout your life!

o894. Seek what you wish from God, not from men.
Be satisfied in joy; there is honor therein.
On friends and relatives be not a burden.
Rich is he who hopes from God, not from men.

o895. The value of service lies in the spirit in which you serve and not in the importance or magnitude of the service.
Even the lowliest task or deed is made holy, joyous, and prosperous when it is filled with love.

o896. A teacher was doing a study of testing the sense of taste of 1st-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The pupils began to identify the flavors by their colors: red, cherry, yellow, lemon, etc.
Lastly, teacher gave them HONEY Lifesavers,
None of the pupils could identify taste so she gave them a clue,
‘It’s what ur mother sometimes call ur father.’
One of the pupils looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver and yelled,
‘Oh my God! They’re assholes!’

o897. GUY ask his WIFE:
Darling, what wuld u do if I’ve won in lotto?
Wife: I’d take half, then leave you.
Guy: Good! I bet on Sueltres lotto three numbers & won P1000, take ur P500..
Good bye!

o898. “Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.” --Plato

o899. A Taleban terrorist didn’t pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with ‘return to sender’ stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it.
BOOM!

o900. At a Rotarian meeting, the members were challenged to come up with an insipirational sentence using the word countenance.
The winning entry was ‘I put a cheerful countenance on people every day.’
It was submitted by a mortuary owner.

k0wts.o89

2010-04-26T16:24:00.003+08:00

o881. Have you ever asked yourself why does everything in this world have to be complicated?
Why do we have to see lots of varieties and choices yet we only need one?
Why can't everything just be simple?
That's life.
Enjoy it!
It doesn't matter if you pick up the wrong one.
After all, how will you know which is right if you don't know which is wrong?

o882. SIGN OF THE TIMES:
Saan nagtatago ang mga taong may pagkakasala at umiiwas sa imbestigasyon?
NOON: Sa simbahan.
NGAYON: Sa St. Luke’s Medical Center

o883.MISIS: Hoy! Lasing ka na naman! Napakairesponsable mo! Lumalaklak ka na naman samantalang yung mga anak natin, wala nang makain!
MISTER: Anong wala? Ipinadala ko na nga yung pulutan sa bahay, eh!

o884. Happiness is a product of the mind, of attitude and thought.
It comes from you, not to you.
To be happy you must choose to be happy;
The Scriptures say, ‘as a man thinks in his heart, so is he.’
Stay happy!

o885. We’re all fighting a battle of some kind, but some are not winning!
Winners have one thing in common: a strong faith that refuses to quit.

o886.A gangster, a rapist, and a murderer are in the same car..
Who’s driving the car?
A police officer!
Hehehe…

o887. Man prays to God:
Dear God give me hard times,
Give me pain,
Destroy my sleep at night,
Destroy my happy moments during the day,
Let loose a ghost behind my back,
Take away my happiness and comforts,
Make me bankrupt ..
And God interrupts:
"Why don’t you simply say you want a wife?"

o888. We feel secure in our own home or community,
But when we are put into unfamiliar surroundings,
We can easily become frightened.
Faith is adapting yourself to the unfamiliar.
Faith says you’re adaptable!
This is the opportunity to grow.

o889. In times of problems..
God gives us 3 things:
The problem,
The solution,
And the lesson.

o890. Kapag balisa ka remember God’s promises.
Kapag inis ka, control yourself.
Kapag may problema ka, pray.
At kapag wala kang pera, isipin mo ako.
Hindi ka nag-iisa!
Wala rin akong pera…

k0wts.o88

2010-04-19T16:24:00.002+08:00

o871. Hindi naman lahat ng taong sa palagay mong special ay dapat mong makarelasyon.
Minsan, tama na yung alam nyong mahalaga kayo sa isa't isa.

o872. A valuable thought:
"Don't show so much love to anyone because it creates a non-curable pain when they start avoiding you."

o873. If someone throws a stone on you, throw back love.
But if someone throws love at you,
Think.
Think well.
Don't just throw back love.
Because love might hurt more than a stone.

o874. "Don't try to understand everything,
Because sometimes, it's not meant to understand.
But, rather to accept."

o875. Don't waste your time and effort crying all over the same reason again and again.
Once is enough,
A second time is enough,
And the third is not necessary.
Keep in mind that there are things worth fighting for.
But there are also things worth letting go.
The only things you should keep are the LESSONS you've learned.
And the MEMORIES which made you happy.
Always remember there is always a bright side to everything.

o876. GIRL: Nagddrugs ka ba?
BOY: Why should I pollute my precious body with unnecessary drugs when my only desire is your smile to make me HIGH.
Haha!

o877. There's nothing wrong in making mistakes.
What's wrong is letting it stay as a mistake without the effort of making it right.

o878. Always remember that God only makes happy endings.
If it's not happy,
Then it is not yet the end.
Live by love and hope.
There's always something to look forward to.

o879. "If you have a chance to seize a moment that you know will be memorable, GRAB IT!
Always think that NEXT TIME may never come."

o880. Never be tired of doing little things for others,
Sometimes those little things are the big things which are treasured and kept in their hearts.

k0wts.o87

2010-03-31T10:28:00.002+08:00

o861. "Ang tao, aminado naman yan sa mga kasalanan nila,
Pero kung lalo mo pang ipapamukha sa kanila na mali sila,
Lalo mo lamang silang binibigyan ng dahilan para iwanan ka.."

o862. The hardest type of a guy to love is the one who never learns to control,
His sweetness to other girls.

o863. Just when you thought you're not happy anymore,
Always remember that maybe,
Just maybe..
Someone is happy enough to have you around..

o864. I don't like to commit myself to heaven and hell,
Why?
You see, I have friends in both places.
Wahaha!

o865. Sabi ng isang payat sa akin,
"Bakit ang taba mo?"
Sabi ko,
"Syempre, para pag wala na tayong makain,
Ikaw mamamatay na,
Ako, papayat palang.."
Tama!

o866. BOY: Sana assignment ka nalang..
GIRL: Bakit naman?
BOY: So, I can take you home..

o867. MOTIVATION:
"If you have tried a lot of times and failed,
The only thing that can make it worse is when you give up."

o868. Dati ang lovers, nilalanggam dahil sobrang sweet,
Ngayon, dinadaga na sila.
Dahil sa sobrang cheeeeeeessssyyy!

o869. "Every bad situation will have something positive.
Even a dead clock shoes correct time twice a day."
Stay positive!

o870. INSANITY: Doing the same thing over and over,
And expecting different results.
--Albert Einstein

k0wts.o86

2010-03-30T10:49:00.002+08:00

o851. No matter how bitter a coffee gets..
One bite of a sweet cookie changes everything.
Thanks for being a sweet cookie friend in a bitter coffee world.

o852. Don't procrastinate, because in only two days,
Tomorrow will be yesterday.

o853. Reyna ka ba ng apoy?
Ang hot mo kasi, eh!
Sige, i-feel mo lang..

o854. What a nice feeling to be in love..
With God.
No pain.
No heartache.
No disappointment.
Just blessings of joy.

o855. "You can not hold onto something that needs to go,
You just got to love them while you have them.
And that's it."

o856. Before you can be happy with someone else,
You should own your happiness first.
Nothing is more attractive than someone who radiates contentment from within.

o857. Ngats, bhe!
Mwahx!
--Ngongo, bumibili ng GATSBY WAX
Haha!

o858. "Sometimes, something real is something you can not see."

o859. A single lie discovered is enough to create a contagious doubt over every other truth expressed.

o860. "Bakit ka magtitiis sa taong alam mong sakit lang sa ulo mo?
Wag mong ikulong ang sarili mo sa hawlang ginto pero sira ang kandado.
Sino bang may sabing madaling makahanap ng kapalit?
Kahit ibon, marunong maghanap ng bagong pugad, tao pa kaya?"
--Bob Ong

k0wts.o85

2010-03-17T18:07:00.003+08:00

o841. Why was Snow White given an apple with poison?
To show that not all people that are kind to you are really kind.
They might have some other agenda against you.
Looks can be deceiving.
Why did Cinderella run away when the clock turned 12midnight?
To remind us that everything has its limitations, even dreams.
Why did Ariel decide to exchange her fins with feet?
To show that anyone will try to lose anything just to be happy.

o842. We are tested by major changes, delayed promises, impossible problems, unanswered prayers, undeserved criticisms and even senseless tragedies.
But the good news in that God wants us to pass the tests of life.
So He never allows the tests we face to be greater than the grace He gives us.

o843. Missing someone gets easier everyday 'coz even though it's one day further from the last time you saw each other,
It's one day closer to the time you will.

o844. -POCHERO-
1. Maggisa ka ng bawang at sibuyas.
2. Ilagay ang baboy at tubig.
3. Pag malambot na, ilagay ang pechay, fried kamote o patatas, bitsuelas, saging at idagdag ang pork and beans na nasa lata.
4. Lagyan ng asin at paminta ayon sa iyong panlasa.
Para maiba naman.
Di puro love at friend quotes.

o845. "Don't try to understand everything because sometimes it is not meant to understand but rather to accept."

o846. When you're up,
Your friends know who you are.
When you're down,
You know who your friends are.

o847. God is watching nearby to give us his grace
And send us His love.
Whatever our problem,
Whatever our pain.
God's there to support us and protect us always.

o848. Sometimes, you just have to put a period on something that has to end,
And not just settle on a comma..
Why?
'Coz time will come,
You'll realize that it's nicer to see a complete sentence,
Rather than seeing a phrase that doesn't make any sense.

o849. "If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more.
If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough."

o850. Hey, mag-impake ka na.
Punta tayo sa home for the aged.
Kasi I want to grow old with you, eh!
Sobrang cheesy!
Haha!

k0wts.o84

2010-02-22T09:07:00.002+08:00

o831. The fish said:
"I can't see my tears 'coz I'm in the water."
The water said:
"I can feel your tears 'coz you're in my heart."
Lesson?
Ewan!
'Di ko rin ma-gets kung panong nakapagsalita ung isda..
At in fairness, sumagot pa ung tubig!
Haha.

o832. God has a perfect plan for our lives
But He never reveals it to us all at once..
Just step by step because He wants to teach us to walk by faith not by sight..

o833. Those who appear in your life - whether to help or harm - are all given by God.
Meet all of them with a peaceful heart, but with a warrior's spirit.
You will fail many times, but in failing, you will learn..
And in learning, you will find your way..
Remember, there are no mistakes in life - only lessons.
And lessons will keep on repeating themselves until learned.

o834. Having so much pain in the past has made me doubtful when it comes to love.
They made me feel so special but in the end, they left me hanging.
That's why I keep on asking,
"Do love really last?"

o835. You have just been loaded by God's unlimited faithfulness.
This will expire on eternity.
Reload through prayer and worship.
Enjoy His texts through the Bible.

o836. Life is like a changing seasons.
One day, you will awaken to a world more wonderful than you can imagine.
Until then, you will know that whatever season you are in right now
Is the best season of your entire life.
There's nothing wrong with looking back at the previous seasons of our lives.
But God has a purpose for allowing us to be in the season we're in right now.
So enjoy where you're at on the way to where you're going.

o837. Si kamatis at ampalaya nag-uusap,
AMPALAYA: Ang kinis mo naman. Sabagay, kukulubot ka rin.
KAMATIS: Bitter ka lang.
Haha.

o838. Define TANGA:
Taong nagmamahal sa taong di siya mahal ng buo at naghihintay sa pagbabagong mangyayari.
Define GAGO:
Taong walang pakialam sa taong tanga.

o839. BELLA: Edward, ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa basurahan?
EDWARD: Ung napkin mo, pagtyatyagaan ko na to!
Adik!
Yuck!

o840. You really have to stumble and fall a lot of times for you to appreciate the luscious taste of happiness.
It's like a ratio of ten pains to one real smile.

k0wts.o83

2010-02-19T17:22:00.003+08:00

o821. NANAY: Walang mangyayari sa'yo kung puro ka jowa.
ANAK: Weh? Di nga? Bakit may nangyari samin kagabi?
Wahaha.

o822. Anong tawag sa kuto na nasa ibabaw ng ulo ng isang kalbo?
"Homeless"
Smile your most besutiful smile and stay healthy!

o823. Alam mo ba pinagkaiba ng MAHAL mo sa taong GUSTO mo?
Pag tumingin ka sa mata ng gusto mo, namumula ka.
Pero pag sa mata ng mahal mo, napapangiti ka..
Sa harap ng gusto mo, nahihiya ka.
Pero sa harap ng mahal mo, nagpapakatotoo ka.
Di ka makatingin ng diretso sa gusto mo.
Pero sa mahal mo, nakikipagtitigan ka pa..
Pag umiyak ang mahal mo, umiiyak ka
Pero yung taong gusto mo, pinapatahan mo.

o824. Sometimes, not everything you want is given to you like the ideal person you wanna be with..
It may not turn out the way you expect it to be..
At the end, you'll see that what you have is better than what you wanted.

o825. Rapunzel..
Cinderella..
Snow White..
Sleeping Beauty..
All these women lived happily ever after..
Until they discovered they're all married to the same man..
PRINCE CHARMING.
Yan na nga ba ang sinasabi ko, eh.
Pari sa fairy tales, laganap ang pambababae.

o826. Bandaids are like smiles..
They can cover up the pain..
But deep down inside, it hurts.

o827. "Don't try to understand everything..
Because sometimes it is not meant to understand,
But rather to accept.."

o828. God will never leave you EMPTY..
He will replace everything you've lost..
If He asks you to put something DOWN,
It's because He wants you to pick up something GREATER..

o829. "Never hate the times you failed,
These are the times you show the world that failures don't define you,
But they make you even stronger.."

o830. We can be happy anytime once we understand that the only place we'll ever find genuine happiness is right inside us.
Happiness begins at the point of acceptance:
The point when we stop questioning why life can't be perfect and just accept the world the way it is..

k0wts.o82

2009-11-10T11:21:00.002+08:00

o811. "You won't find the right person..
If you're still holding on to the wrong one.."

o812. BOY: Miss, pahiram naman ng pen mo. Saglit lang, please?
GIRL: O, eto.
BOY: Nyay! Ayaw naman sumulat, o.
GIRL: Ha? Pwede yan. Kagagamit ko lang nyan kanina, eh.
BOY: Weh, sige nga.. Sulat mo nga number mo.
Nyaiks!

o813. "People can hide all things except for two:
One, that they are drunk.
And two, that they are inlove."

o814. Do you know what would be the best in life?
"When your family understands you as a friend,
And your friends support you as your family."

o815. A man..
No matter how loyal, kind, understanding, sweet, honest, loving, thoughtful and close to perfect as he appears to be..
Can still hurt a girl in the most painful way he never thought he could.

o816. "Have you ever had the feeling that you were too pressured to choose from something you're sure of and from something you're happy with?
It's like you don't know if you're brave enough to take the risk of letting go of everything you held on to before.
Life is totally twisted, things change and shit happens.
So, know what you really want and go for it..
Choose what makes you happy today,
Or die in sadness tomorrow.

o817. Some few things I've learned by experience:
Don't talk too much when you're mad.
You might say things you don't mean to say..
Making a decision takes time.
Don't rush..
Life is like a chess.
One wrong move and game is all messed up.
Never let your pride ruin everything.
It's better to lose your pride than to lose someone because of pride.

o818. Ang mag-asawa?
Pag panget ang lalaki at maganda ang babae
Ang tawag dyan ay DISKARTE.
At pag babae naman ang panget at gwapo ang lalaki
Tawag dyan ay GINAYUMA.
Pag pareho silang magandang mukha,
Tawag dyan ay TINADHANA.
At pag ang mag-asawa ay parehong panget,
Yan ang tinatawag na..
NO CHOICE.
Haha.

o819. Ui! I love you raw sabi ni Eddie.
Sinong Eddie?
Eddie ako!
Nyaks!

o820. Do not avoid sexual temptations.
As you grow older,
They will start to avoid you.
So don't be choosy,
Always grab the opportunity.
--Haha!
"

k0wts.o81

2009-11-10T10:46:00.002+08:00

o801. Loving is when you just want the best for that person,
Whether it includes you or not.

o802. Whenever needles and pins fall along your path,
Don't stay away..
Instead, pick them up and collect them.
So that the same pins won't hurt you again.
Right?

o803. Hindi naman kailangan ng maraming tao para mabuo ang mundo,
Minsan isang tao lang ang kasama mo,
Buo na ang mundong kailangan mo habangbuhay..
--Bob Ong (Kapitan Sino)

o804. BEFORE:
Being single means that nobody wants you..
But NOW:
It means your good looking, smart and you're just taking your time deciding how you want your life to be..
And who you want to spend it with..
--Exactly!

o805. "We learn through our mistakes."
Kung matututo ako sa pagkakamali,
Bakit pa ako gagawa ng tama?
Hahaha.. Adik!

o806. "Don't exhaust your heart trying to look for the one you think you deserve.
Instead, you should save the best part of yourself for the person who deserves you.
Someone who came the time you didn't search."

o807. Do you know who is the best couple in the world?
Smile and tears.
Rarely are they seen together.
But when they combine,
It's the best moment of your life.

o808. "God is great.
He blows the naughty wind that blows the girls' skirts high.
But he also sends dust along with it to close boys' eyes."

o809. "Isa lang ang pangarap ko.
Ang maging pangarap mo."
Wushu!

o810. Wag kang matakot kung kulay pula na ang dingding at kisame pagkagising mo..
Wala ka sa impyerno.
Andito ka sa puso ko.
Hahaha.. Orayt!

k0wts.o80

2009-11-10T10:29:00.002+08:00

o791. What's love?
It's when you find someone who didn't meet any of your standards,
Yet, you say..
"I've found the right one.."

o792. TANGA /ta-'ngah/ (noun);
1. Taong ayaw magka-bf/gf pero nagrereklamong single,
2. Lalaking mahilig manloko tapos magugulat pa everytime ayaw pagtiwalaan ng mga babae,
3. Ex mong iniwan ka for some reason then magpaparamdam ulit after jurassic years,
4. Taong naghihintay sa taong wala namang balak dumating,
5. Babaeng ilang beses nang naloko sa pare-parehong dahilan pero di natuto,
6. Magjowang araw-araw nag-aaway pero hindi raw sila maghihiwalay.
Tamaan, tanga!

o793. I'm not a good adviser but enough to be understanding,
I'm not always around but enough to depend on,
I'm not so thoughtful but enough to be sweet,
I'm not your bestfriend but enough to be your true friend.

o794. Use dedicate in a sentence,
Pag ginamitan mo yan ng glue, for sure DEDICATE yan.
How about continue,
Kahapon, ang dami-dami nyo. Bat ngayon ang CONTINUE.
Idagdag pa natin ang violet,
I lost my phone, di bale, I'll VIOLET.
Eto pa, opinion.
Papasok ka sa pinto kung OPINION.
Eh, ang conclusion?
Syempre, di ka naman makakapasok sa pintuan CONCLUSION.

o795.When someone says,
"You look good.."
Ang matinding isasagot mo ay,
"I taste even better."
Nice!

o796. "Pag malungkot ka, walang nakakaalam.
Pag masaya ka, walang nakakapansin.
Pero try mo magpabuntis o kaya mabuntis,
Buong baranggay pag-uusapan ka ng bonggang-bongga."

o797. Life becomes wonderful even if there are struggles and difficulties
Because we have a GOD so loving and inspiring who heals the pain and keeps us going..

o798. MRS: Lasing ka na naman?!
MR: Sorry, hon. Inimbita ako ng mga officemates ko. Konting inuman.
MRS: Tanga! Anong officemate? Tricycle driver ka, gago!

o799.Yung iba sinasabi "friends forever" daw..
Pero hindi naman umaabot ng forever.
Kaya ako "friends hanggang bukas lang.."
Oks na yun!
Di naman nauubos ang bukas, diba?

o800. Yesterday, no matter how bad it was, belongs to the past.
Today, we're continuously battling with life's challenges.
Whatever comes out of our tomorrow simply shows how well we balanced the good and the bad
And eventually tell the world that we survived them all.

k0wts.o79

2009-10-19T11:24:00.002+08:00

o781. It's important to remember that you can never regain something you left in the past.
Shift your focus to the present,
And deal with the state of things as they are,
Instead of clinging to some memory of what you once had.
Memories maybe nice.
But that's all they are.

o782. "Don't tell everyone about your troubles.
Half of them don't care.
And the other half are glad it happened to you."

o783. They say love starts when you begin to care,
When you miss someone for no permanent reason,
That love gives life satisfaction and personal delight.
And it engage two individuals into a broader attachment and responsibility.
But what is most seen in love is,
You risk yourself to be fooled and get hurt
Just to feel a simple completeness.

o784. "Hindi mo naman kailangang gawin lahat para maging masaya.
Kailangan mo lang alagaan yung nagpapasaya sa'yo.
Kung nahihirapan ka run,
Di ka talaga masaya,
Akala mo lang.."
--Bob Ong

o785. "Don't hold on because you think there'll be no one else.
There will always be someone else.
You've got to believe you're worth than being repeatedly hurt by someone who doesn't really care.
Always believe that someone will see what you're really worth and treat you the way you should be treated."

o786. Maraming may gusto kay SPONGEBOB dahil:
Kahit bobo at mahina si Patrick, minamahal nya pa rin.
Kahit galit at ayaw sa kanya ni Squidwart, mahalaga pa rin ito sa kanya.
Kahit alam nyang pera lang ang mahal ni Mr. Krab, ginagalang pa rin nya.
Sana may ganyan ding tao.
Sa kabila ng kahinaan mo ay kaya ka pa ring mahalin.
Sa pagtanggi mo sa kanya, nakukuha ka pa rin pahalagahan.
At kahit ano man ang kagustuhan mo, kaya kang igalang.

o787. One heartbreak.
Two eyes crying.
Three words never said again.
Four hands that won't be held.
Five mornings you'll pass him/her in the halls.
Six love notes, ripped and torn.
Seven days a week you'll think of him/her.
Eight sad songs at night before bed.
Nine wishes that never came true.
Ten years before he/she realizes that it has always been you.

o788. PAMATAY NA PAMBABARA:
B: Pwede bang umakyat ng ligaw?
G: Sorry, wala kaming hagdan.
B: Pwede ko ba hawakan ang kamay mo?
G: No thanks, di naman siya mabigat.
B: Sabihin mong mahal mo ako.
G: Mahal mo ako.
B: I want to dance like this forever.
G: Don't you want to improve?
B: Pupunta ako sa dulo ng mundo para sa'yo.
G: Talaga? Pwede dun ka nalang?
B: Mahal kita, handa akong mamatay para sa'yo.
G: Tagal namaaaan!!
B: Ikaw ang nag-iisang babae sa buhay ko.
G: Wala ka bang nanay?
B: May boyfriend ka na ba?
G: Wala, ayaw ng asawa ko, eh.

o789. PERFECT is not when compatible persons are together.
It's when you're both opposite but in that way,
You both complete each other.

o790. Whatever you give a woman,
She's going to multiply.
If you give her a sperm,
She'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house,
She'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries,
She'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile,
She'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So if you give her any crap,
You can expect a ton of shit!

k0wts.o78

2009-10-05T17:51:00.002+08:00

o771. Kisses are not contracts.
Right.

o772. "You don't have to prove anything to anyone.
It's not your problem when they reject you.
It's theirs!
Only stuck up idiots would require you to please them."

o773. "Our dilemma is that we hate change at love it at the same time.
What we really want is for things to remain the same but get better."

o774. Titser: Who can give an example of a tag question?
Pupil: My titser is beautiful, isn't she?
Titser: Very good! Itagalog mo nga?
Pupil: Si Mam ay maganda. Hindi naman, diba?

o775. You don't have to be perfect to let somebody love you the way you wanted to be loved.
Always remember that being simple
Is the most perfect way to make someone fall in love with you.

o776. Sana holdaper ka nalang..
Para ibibigay ko lahat sa'yo,
'Wag mo lang akong sasaktan.

o777. It's really hard to decide when you're already too tired to hold on,
And yet, you're too in love to let go..

o778. "Stories are as unique as the people who tell them,
And the best stories are those in which the ending is a surprise."

o779. Never ever grow tired of living your life.
Never ever quit on moving forward.
Never ever stop running.
For you never know how many persons are looking up to you and see you as their inspiration in their own respective lives.
Keep on moving..
Your life matters.

o780. Saying nothing about what you feel is not just a defense mechanism.
It's not a way of saying, "I don't care."
But it's like saying, "It hurts so bad.. I don't know what to say."

k0wts.o77

2009-10-05T17:41:00.002+08:00

o761. You may be sitting all alone today.
But believe in the magic that someone is meant to sit beside you soon.
Tapos pag puno na,
Aalis na ang jeep.
Ano ba akala mo?
Tungkol na naman sa love?
Hindi palaging ganun.

o762. Exercise daily to keep your body healthy.
Like my lola..
She was 75 when she started biking 5km a day.
No, she's 98.
And until now,
Di pa umuuwi..
Wala ba dyan?

o763. "You can have anything you want if you are willing to sacrifice everything you have.
Nothing goes without a price.
So before you get in the battle,
Decide how much you are willing to lose."

o764. TAMBAY: Miss, hulaan kita!
BABAE: Sige.
TAMBAY: Wala ka pang boyfriend, no?
BABAE: Wow! Bakit mo alam? Ikaw, ah.
TAMBAY: Ang pangit mo kaya!
Garapal! Nyahaha..

o765. "My gift of undeserved grace is all you need.
My power is strongest when you are weak."
- 2 Corinthians 12:9

o766. Make sure..
You make someone happy everyday..
And that someone includes yourself.

o767. Akala ng iba mahirap ako pasayahin.
Marami raw akong hinahanap para mahalin ko ang isang tao.
Di nila alam, simple lang ang gusto ko.
Wag lang akong iwan,
Yun lang masaya na ko.

o768. Are you in love with someone right now?
'Coz if you're not,
Let me introduce myself.
Wahaha.

o769. "Don't hesitate to explain yourself and say you're sorry when you've hurt your someone..
Don't wait for the moment where apology is no longer accepted.
And the only word is GOODBYE."

o770. Nakakita ka lang ng mas makakapagpasaya sa'yo,
Kinalimutan mo na ako.
Naaliw ka lang ng konti,
Di mo na ako binalikan.
Binigyan ka lang ng pet, farm, chips at restaurant,
Akala mo kung sino ka na.
- Friendster (Nagtatampo dahil sa facebook mo)

k0wts.o76

2009-09-22T14:09:00.002+08:00

o751. Little instruction:
-- You may find your partner boring so you tend to look for someone else,
Someone new, someone better.
Then you got a new partner and you've realized that the old partner you thought was boring
Was the best you ever had.
What's the instruction?
"Love the imperfections."

o752. In life, there are four things you can't get back
The stone after you the throw,
The word after it's said,
The action after it's done,
And the time after it has passed.
So be careful of what you throw, speak, do and what you let pass by.

o753. Sa buhay ko, daming dumaan.
Problema, pagsubok, kawalan.
Pero nung dumaan ka,
Natawa ako kasi ang pabango mo, "VICKS"
Hanep, nawala ang hilo ko.

o754. Hey, guys!
I'm flying off to the US on Saturday.
I'll be there for quite awhile or if God's good to me, maybe I'll be staying there permanently.
I'm very sorry if I didn't tell you earlier.
I said to myself not to tell anyone until before I leave.
Thanks for the friendship,
I hope to see you again and I'll certainly miss you all.
--Farewell text ni Inday sa mga ibang katulong bago mag-DH

o755. "If you love what you're doing,
You'll never get bored."
Same with,
"If you love that someone,
You'll never get tired."

o756. A very inspiring quote:
"Wag pilitin ang ayaw,
Baka pumayag."

o757. The sad part of life,
I gave up everything but they never loved me back.
They just cared.

o758. Understanding is deeper than knowledge.
There are many people who knows you,
But few of them really understands you.
Would you agree?
I do.

o759. Sabi ni BOB ONG:
"Bakit ka magpaparamdam sa taong hindi marunong makiramdam?
Wag kang magpakatanga sa taong hindi marunong magpahalaga.
Matuto kang sumuko at mang-iwan kung lagi ka rin namang nasasaktan.
Imber na magtanong ng 'Hindi pa ba sapat?'
Bakit hindi nalang kalimutan ang lahat?
Kung alam mong binabalewala ka na,
Tanggapin mong nagsasawa na siya.
Wag kang magpapadala sa salitang SORRY at AYOKONG mawala ka..
Kung totoo yun, patutunayan nila."
Tama, diba?

o760. BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas.
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan nagmamahalan na,tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi, lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang ang hindi.

k0wts.o75

2009-09-22T12:56:00.003+08:00

o741. Bobo nanliligaw,
"Hindi naman totoo yung sinasabi nila na bobo ako..
May laman din naman ang utak ko..
At ikaw lang ang laman nito.."
Taob!

o742. If you have a chance to take the moment that you know will be memorable,
Grab it.
Always think that the word NEXT TIME is always too far.
Every moment counts.

o743. May kandila ka ba dyan?
Ipantitirik ko lang sana sa puso kong patay na patay sa'yo..
Ayun ang hirit, o!

o744. LOLA: Apo, sabihin mo sa lolo, pahilot si lola at antok na antok na.
APO: Yoyo, paiyot yoya, antot na antot na.
LOLO: Sabihin mo, wala ako sa mood. Tulog na.
APO: Yoya, waya tamod yoyo. Tuyot na..
Smile!

o745. ANAK: Tay, urine test ko raw bukas.
ITAY: O, anong problema?
ANAK: Anong gagawin ko?
ITAY: Tanga ka ba? Eh, di magreview ka.

o746. Two rabbits looking at the moon:
R1: How far is the moon from here?
R2: It's very, very far, you can't measure the distance.
R1: Wow, really?
R2: Yes, really.
(Silence..)
R2: Why do you ask?
R1: Nothing, I love you.
R2: I know.
R1: I love you from here to the moon.
R2: I love you more.
R1: You can't love me more. From here to the moon is countless.
R2: Yes, I can. Because I love from here to the moon and then back.
--Sobrang cheesy.

o747. Everything that God allows to come our way is with a purpose.
He uses even the greatest error and the deepest hurt to mold us into a person of worth and value.
I would not dare question God why I suffer pain and anguish
Because I never question Him when I am fortunate and I feel happiness in my success.
Blessings do come as a surprise
And how much we receive depends on how much our hearts can believe.

o748. A nerd ask his hot and sexy classmate to have sex with him.
NERD: Sex tayo! Bayaran kita one thousand, bibilisan ko.
Tatapon ko yung one thousand sa sahig.
Tuwad ka habang pinupulot mo.
Pagtayo mo, tapos na ko isex ka.
SEXY: Tawagan ko muna BF ko kung payag siya.
(Tinawagan nya.)
BF: Sige, payag ako. Bilisan mo lang pagtuwad para walang mangyari.
(After 10minutes, BF calls.)
BF: Nakuha mo na pera?
SEXY: Aaah.. Aaahha.. Aah, hindi pa, eh. Ah. Ah!
BF: Eh, bakit?
SEXY: Tigpipiso, eh.
Durog!

o749. "It is wiser not to expect,
But to hope.
For in expecting, we meet disappointments,
Whereas in hoping,
We invite surprises."

o750. "I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing.
'Coz if you do,
You would end up hurting yourself."

k0wts.o74

2009-09-08T16:02:00.002+08:00

o731. You will always see what's wrong when you are right.
But you will never know which is right when you are happy doing wrong.

o732. Everyone has a dream.
Mine is to wake up to the sound of small rocks being thrown at my bedroom window
And see the person I love standing in the rain asking me for another chance.
Joke lang!
Ang dream ko lang talaga ay magkapera,
Maraming-maraming pera,
Na pwede kong gawing scratch paper.

o733. "It's hard to open your eyes if your dreams are too sweet.
But sometimes, it's a must to wake up because it's the only reasonable way to see reality."

o734. Dalawang adik.
Adik1: Kanina pa nakadapo yang lamok, bakit di mo patayin?
Adik2: Hinihintay kong mabusog para pag hahabulin ko siya,
Magkakaappendicitis siya.

o735. There are times that you don't know what to do
Or where to place yourself.
That's why sometimes in life,
You have no option but to keep quiet.

o736. I'm not looking for someone who has everything.
I don't want someone with money to buy me anything.
But I need someone who has time to spent with me more than anything.

o737. PHILOSOPHY:
If you want to grow, COMMIT.
Outside commitment, there is no growth.

o738. Quoted from a political science professor:
Take for example the statement,
"I love you forever".
This is false, for forever is not empirically quantifiable.
The appropriate statement is,
"I love you today. Ask me again tomorrow if I still do."

o739. "Never ignore a person who loves you and misses you.
Because one day you may wake up from your sleep
And realize that you've lost the moon while counting the stars."

o740. The most selfish line that I heard but the sweetest thing that everyone loves to hear from their loved ones,
"Akin ka lang, ha?"

k0wts.o73

2009-09-02T18:42:00.002+08:00

o721. Some say they like your personality;
Others say your character;
A few say your style;
But me..
I like you just the way you are.
Someone not perfect but real..

o722. God gave the silence of the night for us to give rest and to be prepared for another tomorrow.
So, sleep well and feel God's embrace as you sleep tonight.

o723. It is not true that beer makes you fat.
It actually makes you lean..
Lean on walls, lean on doors and lean on to the person you like..

o724. A real friend is someone who tries to pick you up when you've fallen;
And if they can't pick you up,
They lay down right beside you..

o725. I tried to be the sweetest girl for him..
Unfortunately, diabetic pala siya..
Kaya ayun, naghahanap ata ng WALANG LASA..

o726. "I want a director who can make a simple thing the big thing."
--Lucas Scott, One Tree Hill

o727. Life is wonderful when you wake up in the morning with joy
Because the Holy Spirit is in your heart.
May the Great Father give you His abundant graces
And keep you always in good health.

o728. In love, who is the hardest to compete with?
Third party?
Flirts?
Goodlookings?
Heartthrobs?
NO.
But the love before you..
Agree?

o729. Why is it so hard to say you're wrong?
Because it often involves saying,
"I'm sorry."
Which is even harder.
Throughout history,
People have found it easier to stop speaking to one another,
Punch, slander, shoot and bomb
Rather than apologize.

o730. "I would rather die a meaningful death,
Than to live a meaningless life."
--Corazon Aquino

k0wts.o72

2009-08-28T13:21:00.002+08:00

o711. The four blessed looks:
- Look back and thank God
- Look forward and trust God
- Look around and serve God
- Look from within and find God

o712. Minsan mahirap ibalik ang nangyari na..
Mahirap magsisi kung huli na ang lahat..
Minsan mahirap umiwas kung mahal mo na talaga..
Pero mahirap din magmahal kung di naman talaga ikaw ang minamahal nya..

o713. Ang love parang work.
Mahirap pero masaya,
Maraming kakompitensya,
Pero kinakaya,
May day off..
Overtime..
Tapos minsan, may bonus pa..
Eh, pano kung pagod ka na?
Magreresign ka ba?

o714. "Di mo naman kailangang gawin lahat para maging masaya.
Kailangan mo lang alagaan yung nagpapasaya sayo.
Kung nahihirapan ka run.
Di ka talaga masaya.
Akala mo lang."
--Bob Ong

o715. BF: Sunduin kita mamaya, bubusina nalang ako kapag nasa harap na ko ng bahay nyo.
GF: Ok, sige. Anong dala mong sasakyan?
BF: Wala, busina lang.

o716. I found out that the very important and most intimate feelings you can tell a person are expressed through fewer words:
Will you go out with me? (6)
I'll be there for you. (5)
I care for you. (4)
I love you. (3)
Take care. (2)
Hubad! (1)
Haha.

o717. I may not have the widest arms
To hug you when problems come your way.
I may not have the best shoulder for you to cry on
But I do have the biggest heart to keep you.

o718. We think that there's always tomorrow
So we don't expose our feeling today
We don't take the chance..
But sometimes, we gotta go for it today and be urgent
Because who we love,
What we feel,
And what we have today,
May all change or be gone the next day.

o719. One thing we've got to learn is that no person is better than the other.
Some are blessed with knowledge,
Some with beauty,
Some with great wealth,
Some with strength,
And some with a unique gift from God that they have yet to find,
The essence is not your rank or greatness
But being who God made you to be radiantly beautiful inside.

o720. Girl1: Ang sakit-sakit, friend! Bakit ganun siya? Iniwan nya ko!
Girl2: San ba dapat kayo pupunta?
Haha.

k0wts.o71

2009-08-28T13:07:00.002+08:00

o701. I know I can never come across someone like you again
It's just that it would be hard to find another one like you,
I guess that's the way things are in this world,
Always once in a lifetime..

o702. ANAK: Ma, sabi ng mga kalaro ko panget daw ako..
MAMA: Anak, ang tunay na kagandahan ay nasa loob kaya dito ka lang, 'wag kang lalabas.

o703. BOY: Excuse me, uhm. May I see the tag of your shirt?
GIRL: Why?
BOY: I just want to see if you are made for me.
Whapaak!

o704. It's hard when you don't know what are causes your sadness.
But it's even harder when you know what makes you happy,
But you can't do anything to have it.

o705. There are only three ways para sumikat ngayon:
ONE: Magkaron ng A(H1N1) virus,
TWO: Gumawa ng scandal,
THREE: Maging jowa ni Aling Dionisia.
Haha..

o706. BOY: Ang manok, baboy, gulay at prutas..
GIRL: Hmp! Alam ko na yan. Nagmamahalan na. Tayo nalang ang hindi pa.
BOY: Hindi. Lahat yun natikman ko na, ikaw nalang hindi pa.
Haha.

o707. Sana'y lagi mong tandaan..
Kapag iniwan ka na..
Huwag mo nang subukang habulin pa at baka masaktan ka lang.
Isang paalala mula sa pangasiwaan ng LRT/MRT.

o708. WANTED BOYFRIEND:
1. Pleasing PESOnality
2. Good CARacteristics
3. Good family BANKground
4. Good MONEYrism
5. Of course, very CASHual.
May kilala ka ba?

o709. Kung may isang kulang ngayon sa buhay ko
Di yun yaman
O kaya sinuman
O kaya lovelife
Simple lang..
Tulog..
Haha.

o710. "Minsan kahit gawin natin lahat,
Kung ayaw talaga, pabayaan na..
Di naman masama sumuko,
Akala lang ng marami yun
Pero kung matapang ka talaga,
Alam mo kung kailan ka dapat hihinto."
--Bob Ong

k0wts.o70

2009-08-28T12:57:00.002+08:00

o691. "Get close enough to have fun,
But don't get attached enough to get hurt."

o692. In love, you can't see the bad side of someone
That's the pathetic part of being in love..
That sometimes even the worst person in this world can be the best person for your own belief.
As McPaul said,
"Love is not blind,
It sees but it doesn't mind."

o693. Sometimes you can say "I moved on"
But deep inside you know your stranded
Well,
You can't know how long you'll feel that way,
'Coz as long as you feel the love,
There will always be pain

o694. "We cannot control how anyone else react,
So let's give each person in our lives the same freedom that we seek for ourselves
RESPECT.."

o695. Banat ng mga ex:
"So what kung may chemistry kayo?
Bukod sa may history tayo,
I know your anatomy.."
Haha..
Adik na ex!

o696. "Maybe the reason why you have to stop loving a person
Is because fate chose both of you to be friends,
Where forever is a lot more possible."

o697. JUAN: Oy, ano yan? Pinya? Penge naman.
PEDRO: Penge? Asan ka nung nagtanim ako?
Nung oras na nag-aaral ako?
Nung naghihirap ako?
Asan ka?!
JUAN: Nakulong kasi ako, eh.
Nakapatay ako ng maramot.
PEDRO: Aah.. Ganun ba? Kuha ka na.
May papaya at mangga pa ako run. Gusto mo?

o698. Sa mental hospital,
NURSE: Ano nasa isip mo ngayon?
PATIENT: Pamilya ko.
Naawa ang nurse.
NURSE: Nasan ba ang pamilya mo?
PATIENT: Nasa isip ko nga. Tanga nito.

o699. The secret of being young,
Sleep the right number of hours,
Go with the right crowd,
Eat the right food
And tell the wrong age.
Hahaha..

o700. Joke for the day:
Height of optimism..
Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies"
Major: "Excellent! We can attack in any direction."
Stay positive.

k0wts.o69

2009-08-28T12:55:00.001+08:00

o681. "If you love someone,
Yoou would be willing to give up everything for them
But if they love you,
They would never ask you to."

o682. There is one thing everybody wants to feel
To be loved without begging for it.

o683. God placed different people in our lives for a reason
Some to challenge us,
Some to inspire us,
Some to stretch us,
Some to encourage us,
And some more for other good reasons
But don't forget that you also play a unique role in someone else's life
So be happy in whatever you're doing
No matter how small or difficult your task is
Only you can do it.
And only God knows how far your influence can go.

o684. If you move like you're happy
You begin to think happy thoughts
Amazing but true
Motion creates emotion
So get up and start the day with a smile.

o685. You have to learn that sometimes it isn't love
It's just a feeling
A sudden feeling
And you just over reacted

o686. Sabi nila
'Pag gwapo yung lalaki,
Maganda yung girlfriend
Almost perfect pa nga raw
Pero pansinin mo,
'Pag yung babae ang maganda,
Hindi lahat ng nagiging boyfriend nya, gwapo, diba?
Ang babae kasi
Mas tinitignan ang ugali kesa sa looks
Pero ang lalaki,
Basta maganda
Kahit pa ugaling IMPAKTA
At utak BIYA
Pwede na, diba?

o687. Usually, the person with more smiles
Is the same person with more heartaches.

o688. Two of the shortest words in the English language are YES and NO
And yet they're often the ones that require most thought before they are spoken.

o689. A person with a purpose does things out of the ordinary,
Above average..
Personality doesn't make a person extraordinary
Neither does intelligence nor education
What makes a person extraordinary is his/her purpose
The consuming desire to accomplish something in life.

o690. "Silence doens't always means yes,
It could also mean..
I'm tired of explaining to people who doesn't even care to listen with understanding.."

k0wts.o68

2009-08-28T12:52:00.001+08:00

o671. "Nothing starts easy.
Everything begins at some level of difficulty.
Even waking up requires certain efforts.
But one thing beautiful abou life is the fact that what is most difficult
Is also the most rewarding and the most satisfying."

o672. I don't know for sure what being mature and wise is like.
But I think it's when you grow up enough
To finally be able to joke about the things that once broke your heart.

o673. It is in mistakes that we learn how to grow to be better individuals.
You may judge me for what you see
But it is not my mistakes that determines who am I
But it is what I do to make it right.

o674. The message of tooth ache:
"Even the sweetest thing on earth..
Can hurt."

o675. There are two reasons why people change:
1st, they've LEARNED a lot.
2nd, they've been HURT too much.

o676. You can respect and learn from people even if you don't like them.
You can learn something from anyone,
Because every person in the world knows something that you don't.

o677. "Sometimes, no mater how much you miss someone,
It's still wiser not to have that person back again."

o678. Ano ang kaibahan ng fairy tale sa SONA?
Ang fairy tale ay kwentong hindi totoo na may duwende.
Ang SONA ay may duwendeng nagukkwento ng hindi totoo.

o679. BOY: Pwede bang umakyat ng ligaw?
GIRL: Sorry, wala kaming stairs.
Haha.
Bastusan?

o680. "Magiging permanente ang lahat ng bagay sa buhay mo,
Kung marunong kang makuntento."

k0wts.o67

2009-08-14T14:27:00.002+08:00

o661. Do you know why we should be very much thankful..
It's because we may never have everything
But at least we never had nothing..

o662. "You know what is the difference between promises and memories?
We break promises
Whereas, memories break us.."

o663. DOY: Ganda ng rolex mo, ah..
BOK: Napanalunan ko sa karera..
DOY: Talaga? Ilan kayong tumakbo?
BOK: Tatlo lang. Yung pulis, yung may-ari at ako.

o664. In facing life's ups and downs
Let's always cling to God
And dwell on His promises
Let's be like the finest bamboo;
Bending but not breaking.

o665. The value of waiting is a value of a lifetime.
If we know how to wait,
Life shall be easy because God knows what to give us in the right time.

o666."It is sweet if someone talks to you whenever he/she is available..
But it is sweeter if he makes himself available just to talk to you.."

o667. The person you love the most has the best capacity to make you the happiest in the world,
And may give you the worst heartache you can ever imagine..

o668. "Mistakes are painful when they happen..
But years later,
A collection of mistakes are called experience.
Exactly what life is made of."

o669. If ever you feel God's taking away something your hand,
Don't get sad.
He is only emptying your hand so you can receive something.
Better and special.

o670. "The real essence of saying the truth is not for them to believe you.
It's for them to realize that you don't have time to lie."

k0wts.o66

2009-08-14T11:22:00.002+08:00

o651. "As long as there are good friends who tap your back for all the cute and sweet concerns,
Failure will just be an ant bite."

o652. There's nothing wrong about being scared..
Sometimes, fear is the only thing that saves us from doing something foolish.

o653. Demonyo dumating sa park.
PARI: Hah! Sa kapangyarihan ko at paniniwala, umalis ka demonyo! Alis!
DEMONYO: Wow! Parang pag-aari ang park..

o654. Para kang drugs..
You're a growing addiction I can't deny myself of.

o655. "When love is your greatest weakness,
You will be the strongest person in the world."
-- Reader's Digest

o656. "Everyone gets to a point of a breakdown,
Only some people hide it better."

o657. Start thinking positively early in the day.
Smile, because when you put a smile on a happy face,
You'll immediately start feeling better inside.

o658. Buti pa ang patay, nagpaparamdam.
Ikaw na buhay, di mo man lang magawang magparamdam.
Patayin kaya kita para magparamdam ka?
Haha.

o659. "FORGIVENESS does not make the other person right.
It sets you free."

o660. "Don't look for things or people that are not there.
Just be thankful for what you have.
Because the more you look for something not with you,
The more you find something wrong with what you have."

k0wts.o65

2009-08-14T10:58:00.003+08:00

o641. At one time in your life,
The one you have loved the most
Will suddenly,
Unexpectedly,
Turn out to be the greatest stranger you have ever met.

o642. Kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo,
Bakit hindi mo subukang..
"Sumali sa buhay ko?"

o643. Nagtaka nga rin ako nung sinend sakin to.

o644. We don't have everything to enjoy life
But we have life to enjoy everything.
Always choose to see the nice things.
Life is happier that way.

o645. One day you will be surprised to see yourself smiling at the thought of caring for someone so much,
Who used to be just an ordinary person to you before.

o646. Mga bagong banat ni Melanie Marquez at Alyssa Alano:
-- I'm sick of tired.
-- True good to be true
-- When it rains, it's four
-- Once in a new moon
-- Please don't make fond of me
-- The more you hate, the more you laugh
-- Alma Mother
-- Keep your mouth shock
-- It's just the tip of the icing
-- Connect me if I'm wrong
-- I hope you don't mine
-- I wanna portrait the role
-- The nerd!
-- Will you please give me alone?
Haha..

o647. Alam mo ba kung ano ang ipinagkaiba ng bulag sa nakakakita?
Hindi alam ng mga nakakakita kung kailan sila nabulag.
-- Bob Ong

o648. The average person tells 4 lies a day,
or 1460 a year for a total of 88,000 by the age of 60.
And the most common lie is:
"I'm fine."

o649. "At some point,
You will realize that you have already done too much for someone,
That the only next possible step to do,
Is to leave him/her alone."

o650. There are people who would kill just to see you fall.
So stay positive,
But within the boundaries of reality.

k0wts.o64

2009-08-14T10:45:00.003+08:00

o631. "If people only knew that they wouldn't have a second chance,
They'll be extra careful with their actions.
So that nothing will be left broken."

o632. Loving someone is never an achievement..
It is a lifetime goal.

o633. Love makes you strong in front of the world
But weak in front of the one you love.

o634. A quote worth trying:
"No matter how bitter a tea gets,
Just one bite of sweet cookie changes everything."

o635. Throw your worries to the wind
And let them fly to God
In the end
It is He alone who guides the wind to breeze joy and love back to you.

o636. "You will not find someone worthy of your love in a field of gold
Nor in a sea of dreams
Nor in this world of fleeting appearances.
It is from the soul that embraces the heart where true love springs."

o637. Pretending to be friends with the one you love is like breathing underwater
You can't hold it too long
'Coz if you do,
You won't make it out alive.

o638. The leaves of trees just keep falling,
Lesson?
You can't always keep someone to stay with you forever.
Sometimes, you have to let go.
Yet, you have to remain standing,
Like trees do.

o639. "Don't watch the clock.
Just do what it does.
Keep going."

o640. "If you are happy,
Don't even bother to analyze why.
Just feel it while it lasts."

k0wts.o63

2009-08-14T10:24:00.002+08:00

o621. Hindi tanga ang taong sobra magmahal..
Mas tanga ang taong minamahal na ng sobra,
Nakukuha pang maghanap ng iba.

o622. A sweet line from Jesus:
"I've come to you not to make you love me,
But rather to make you realize that you're worth loving."

o623. PALINDROMES
Word or sentence that reads the same backwards and forwards.
a. Murder for a Jarof red rum
b. Never odd or even
c. No lemons, no melon
d. Nurse! I spy gypsies! Run!
e. Party booby trap
f. Was it a car or a cat I saw?
g. Yo! Banana boy!
--Nerdy mode

o624. "Happy relationships have a beneficial effect on health,
And one reason may be the stress relief that comes from intimacy."

o625."Don't choose a candy if you won't buy it anyway."
In other words,
"Don't be too sweet if you don't have plans to love the person."

o626. "He who fears the Lord has a secure fortress,
And for His children it will be a refuge."
Proverbs 14:26

o627. Arguments in a relationship sometimes means one thing,
You just miss each other.

o628. "If you don't like your destiny,
Don't accept it.
Instead, have the courage to change it,
The way you want it to be."

o629. "Heaven is not for people who are better than the rest,
But for people who sincerely try to become better than they were."

o630. If your friend is too frank that what he/she says hurts you,
Don't get mad
'Coz Donkey once told Shrek,
"Only true friends can be cruelly honest."

k0wts.o62

2009-08-13T09:46:00.002+08:00

o611. No one in this world can dictate to you where you can be happy
If you know where and what it is..
Go for it.
Remember:
"Happiness is not a destiny..
It's a choice."

o612. I am not after being the reason behind your every smile.
What I really want
Is to become the ONLY ONE who can make you smile when nobody else can.

o613. "The time a person is gone will make you see his/her worth,
I have never heard people who misses somebody who is always with them."
--Spongebob

o614. "There may be harm in risking,
But there can also be regrets in doing nothing."

o615. "God will command his angels concerning you,
To guard you in all your ways,
They will lift you up in their hands,
So that you will not strike your foot against a stone."
Psalm 91:11-12

o616. Let's pray before we start our day.
Dear Lord,
I ask for Your protection and care over my loved ones and myself.
Send your guardian angels to protect us
And lead us away from danger.
Lord, help me recognize Your intervention in my life
So I will never take You for granted.
Amen.

o617. "It is impossible to live without failing at something,
Unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all
-- In which case, you fail by default."

o618. An amazing question:
Why do the words "I love you" need an answer although all of us know that it is not a question?

o619. Thought for the day:
"Kung may balak kang gawin ngayon,
'Wag mo nang ituloy.
Sige ka,
Wala ka nang gagawin bukas."
Very inspiring.

o620. TEACHER: Ano mangyayari 'pag puputulin ko ang isa mong tenga?
BATA: Hihina po ang pandinig ko.
TEACHER: Eh, kung dalawang tenga mo ang puputulin?
BATA: Lalabo po paningin ko.
TEACHER: Ha? Bakit paningin?
BATA: Malalaglag po salamin ko, wala nang sabitan.
Ngee..

k0wts.o61

2009-08-11T13:52:00.002+08:00

o601. 3am..
LASING kumatok: Pre, tulong! Patulak naman.. Ayaw umandar, eh.
PRE naawa: Sige, sandali lang..
Nagbihis si PRE at lumabas: Saan ka?
LASING: Dito sa swing..

o602. "There are people in this world who would try to hurt you,
But there are also people who would get hurt because you're hurt."

o603. ANAK: Nay! Ang galing ng teacher ko!
Tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal.
NAY: Talaga, anak? Eh, di marunong ka nang gumalang?
ANAK: Natural! Parang tanga to.

o604. GURO: Kung may 100 ka at humingi ka ng 500 sa mama mo,
Magkano pera mo?
BOY: 100
GURO: Mali, di mo alam ang math mo!
BOY: Excuse me, di mo alam ugali ng mama ko!

o605. "The purpose of repeated experiences is to teach us the things we refused to learn."

o606. I walk and I see lovers.
I turn head and I see lovers.
I sit on the bench and beside me are lovers.
An old woman comes and asks me,
"You seemed to be contented sitting alone."
I answered,
"I know, at the right time, GOD will send that person to sit beside me forever."
She answered,
"Whatever, loser."
Buset na matanda..

o607. A morning smile will recharge you with tireless energy to go through the day.
Let God's providence be a reminder that He prepared the best for you today.

o608. Know what's the sweetest time of the day?
It's when you pray.
'Coz you're talking to the one who loves you the most.

o609. When you say you love someone.
Make sure your spelling is correct.
Because if you'll be going to browse a dictionary.
Luv. Lav. Lab. Lov.
Means nothing.

o610. "Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak.
Since birth,
It has always been a sign that you're alive."

k0wts.o60

2009-08-10T09:00:00.002+08:00

o591. "Kung mahal mo ang isang tao,
Ipakita mo sa kanya..
Hindi yung para kang nag-upload ng picture sa friendster
Tapos ipa-private mo lang.."
--Nga naman!

o592. Sabi ni Newton:
"Every action has an equal and balance reaction."
Kaya pag may sumampal sa'yo ng malakas.
Panigurado, nasaktan din ang kamay nya.
Ganun din kaya sa pag-ibig?
'Pag nasaktan ka ng taong mahal mo,
Nasaktan din kaya siya?

o593. Sana T-Shirt nalang ako..
Para kahit minsan,
Maitry mo kung bagay ako sa'yo..
Nyay!

o594. Good thing about friends?
Sometimes, they bring the worst news,
Yet,
With best intentions..

o595. Whenever someone judges you by your action,
Rubs in your negativities,
And tries to make you hate yourself,
Remember that you,
Above anyone else in this world,
Know yourself best.
"People don't tell you who you are..
You tell them.."

o596. Kahit words nga kailangan ng space para maintindihan..
Tao pa kaya?

o597. Alam mo miss na kita,
'Yung smile mo at kakulitan mo..
'Yung kwentuhan at asaran..
'Yung lakas ng tawanan..
Pero alam mo kung ano miss na miss ko?
'Yung saya kapag kasama kita..

o598. The way others treat you when you're there
Is something to be considered..
But the way they respect you when you're not around
Is much more important..

o599. Worry is like a rocking chair..
It gives you something to do,
But it doesn't get you any place..

o600. "Whenever you feel weak,
Remember those who make you strong..
And whenever you start to doubt yourself,
Remember those who believe in you.."

k0wts.o59

2009-08-05T11:44:00.003+08:00

o581. 90 people have SWINE FLU
And yet everywhere wants to wear a mask..
A million people have AIDS
And no one wants to wear a CONDOM..
Just a thought..

o582. May araw na masaya..
Mas masaya..
At pinakamasaya..
Pero walang araw na malungkot..
Mas masaya ka nga lang kahapon..
Kaya pakiramdam mo, malungkot ka ngayon..

o583. "Life they say is touch and go..
People will only be there for sometime,
But for those who find you special
Will always find ways to stay."

o584. If God pays you P1.00 for every kind word you speak,
And takes away P1.00 for every unkind word you say,
Would you be RICH or POOR?
Reflect on it.

o585. Let God be the brightest light to guide your way
And the sweetest voice to comfort your day.
May His grace, mercy, strength and protection be with you always.

o586. "It's really hard to hold on to the feelings that you always hold on to..
To treat someone as an ordinary person
Where in fact they're very special..
To move on,
On your own with an empty heart.
To smile even if deep inside you are in pain.
To let go of the person you wanted to be with forever.
To accept reality that you are never meant to be.
And
To give up everything even if you still wanted to try."

o587. May God give you relief for every stress,
A sweet song for every sigh,
An answer for every prayer
And peace for every troubled moment.

o588. Loving someone who doesn't love you
Is like watching a star you know you can never reach
But you just have to keep trying
Why not?
Stars can fall, right?

o589. Ang mga babae ay parang pulis,
Kahit hawak na nila lahat ng ebidensya sa mundo,
Gusto pa rin nilang marinig na aminin mo ang totoo.

o590. Young romance (kids while playing):
BOY: Paabot naman..
GIRL: Ng ano?
BOY: Ng kamay mo..
Holding hands tayo..

k0wts.o58

2009-08-05T11:29:00.002+08:00

o571. "If you have a chance to take the moment that you know will be memorable,
Grab it.
Always think that the word NEXT TIME is always too far.."

o572. Life is a walk of faith to God
- Full of pressures yet fulfilling
- Full of tests yet rewarding, and
- Full of trials yet strengthening

o573. "There are a lot of people who call you by your name..
But there is only one person who can make it sound so special."

o574. "Hindi ko ikamamatay ang pagtitig nya sa iba..
Yung tinititigan nya ang mapapatay ko.."

o575. "'Di dahil mukha siyang seryoso sa sinabi nya,
Eh, totoo na..
Kaya nga may konsepto ng panloloko..
Pinaniniwala ka sa bagay na 'di talaga totoo."

o576. A woman has two choices in life:
a. Not to get married and look for a husband everyday
Or
b. To get married and look for her husband everynight.

o577. Pain of missing friends isn't their absence
But it's when you think of the good times you have shared
And you ask yourself,
"Will those moments ever happen again.."

o578. "Landiin ka man ng kung sinu-sino,
Kung alam mong iba ang mahal mo,
Hindi ka tatablan..
Parang speech ng promo girl sa grocery.
Alam mong hindi ka bibili ng produkto nya,
Pero pinapakinggan mo.
Kawawa naman kasi."
-- Bob Ong

o579. You should never assume that somebody loves you by only seeing their sweetness.
Sometimes, we should believe in the fact that some people are just..
FLIRT.

o580. I took some chocolates from the fridge,
Some fell on the floor then broke into pieces,
It made me think..
"Even the sweetest things in life could break too.."

k0wts.o57

2009-08-04T11:48:00.002+08:00

o561. Ang pagmamahal sa taong may mahal na iba
Ay parang pagsabit sa jeep,
Alam mong bawal pero ginawa mo pa rin
Dahil alam mong sasaya ka sa byahe
At umaasa ka na sa gitna ng byahe aalis din yung taong un.
At ikaw ang makakaupo.
Pero hindi mo ba naisip?
Kapag naupo ka na.
Maaaring may sumabit ding iba.
At ikaw, magagaya run sa naunang bumaba.
Luhaan at nag-iisa.
Tandaan, maaari kang magmahal
Pero 'wag kang maging dahilan ng kalungkutan ng iba.
-- Bob Ong

o562. A child asked his father:
"Why do I need to be humble?"
Then the father said:
"When you choose the lowly path,
There's no place to fall and the only way is up."

o563. "When life gets too hard to stand, KNEEL."

o564. "Every good girl is looking for a bad boy who can spice up her life,
But then again, every bad boy is just looking for a good girl who can change his world."

o565. "If all people are just honest with their real feelings,
I'm sure no one will get hurt because everybody would be aware if it's a lie or not."

o566. "How do you see that someone special is the one?"
Pretty much like finding the end of the scotch tape..
You don't need to see it,
You just have to feel it.

o567. Do you know why devils are sometimes admired?
It's because they know how to fight even though they're
DESTINED TO FALL.

o568. "Be nice to people on your way up
Because you will meet them on your way down."

o569. A true friend understands when you say, "I forgot"
Waits forever when you say, "One minute"
Stays when you say, "Leave me alone"
And opens the door even before you knock.

o570. "Of all goodbyes,
The kind of which hurt the most was the one your ears never heard of but your heart knew it was already being said.."

k0wts.o56

2009-08-03T09:19:00.002+08:00

o551. God is too good to be mistaken,
God is too nice to be unkind,
So when you don't understand when you can't touch His hand,
When you can't see His plan,
Trust His heart.

o552. Am I a bad shooter?
'Coz I keep on missing you..
Ayii..

o553. A train station is where a train stops.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
On my desk, I have a workstation.
Hehe.

o554. "For a two-timer,
Wrong send is the hardest part."

o555. The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree..
But still HOLDING HANDS..

o556. Are you under general anesthesia?
Bakit di mo maramdamang mahal kita?
Hanep sa hirit!
Ang lupit!

o557. Doesn't matter how tough we are,
Trauma always leaves a scar..
It follows us home.
It changes our lives.
Trauma messes everybody up.
But, maybe that's the point.
All the pain and the fear and the crap,
Maybe going through all that
Is what's keeps us from moving forward.
It's what pushes us.
Maybe we have to get a little messed up before we can step up.
-- Grey's Anatomy

o558. "In tough times,
Stay motivated by looking at how far you've come,
Rather than how far you have to go..
Count your blessings,
Not what's missing.."

o559. If one thing got broken and fixed after a long time..
Expect some changes.
It would never be the same anymore..

o560. "What counts most in making a happy relationship is not so much with compatibility
But how you deal with incompatibility.."

k0wts.o55

2009-08-03T09:08:00.003+08:00

o541. "Nobody has the power to make things perfect.
But everyone is given countless chances to make things right."

o542. In LIFE, don't think about the pain we went through,
But the LESSON it taught.
Not how much we HURT and CRIED,
But how much we're BLESSED and LOVED by God.

o543. "Ang mabibigat ay gumagaan kapag binibitiwan."
Makes sense?
Learn to let go when you're hurting too much.

o544. "It's the physical appearance that makes us attracted to someone..
But it is what's inside that makes us stay.."

o545. SCENARIO: boy and girl with their friends in the canteen.
BOY: Sige, guys. Mauna na ko.
(Sabay grab sa hand ng girl, hinila rin patayo)
GIRL: Why?
BOY: (pointing at the sign board that says:
"Do not leave your valuables unattended")
-- Simple yet so sweet.

o546. Great friends are part of memories time can never erase..
When life is blessed with friends like you..
There will always be sweet memories to look back on..

o547. The best thing you can do for someone is to just exists
-- To be there when they suddenly realize that they need you right then.

o548. At times, it's hard to determine whether you really have a feeling for someone,
Or you are just carried away by the good things he/she does,
In other words,
You can never say if you are returning the love,
Or just returning the favor..

o549. One million memories,
One hundred thousand inside jokes,
Ten thousand great times,
One hundred secrets,
Just for one reason: FRIENDSHIP.

o550. Ang kiss..
Ay masarap na katulad ng spaghetti kung pababa ng pababa..

k0wts.o54

2009-07-26T17:26:00.002+08:00

o531. Friends are the major reasons
Why we continue going through life..
That's why a life without friends
Is like a hand without fingers..
It's pointless.

o532. I asked God,
"How do I get the best out of life?"
God answered,
"Face our past without regret,
Handle your present with confidence,
Prepare the future without fear.."
Then He added,
"keep the faith and drop the fear.
Don't believe you doubts
And never doubt your beliefs.
Life is wonderful,
If you know how to live."

o533. I asked God,
"Why did you have to create pain and hurt?
Why not all laughter and cheers?
Why do we have to cry?
Why aren't smiles painted in our faces?"
God got my hand and said,
"My child, when you're happy, you forget me..
Sometimes, I let you experience pain for you to recognize me..
Remember, through pain,
I'm making you a fighter..
The more yo cry, the more you're hurt,
The stronger you become.."
I smiled, then God added..
"Always remember that whatever happens,
It happens for a purpose.
I always give rainbow after the rain.."

o534. "Minsan kailangang magpanggap na patay na..
Para hindi na muling masaktan pa.."
--IPIS

o535. To : YOU
From: GOD
Date: Tonight
Subject: Yourself
Reference: Life
This is God.
Tonight, I will be handling ALL of your problems for you.
I do not need your help so sleep well.
I love you.
P.S.
And remember, if life happens to deliver a situation that you can not handle,
Do not attempt to resolve it yourself!
Kindly put it in the SFGTD (Something for God to do) box.
I will get to it in my time.
All situations will be resolved, but in my time.
Not yours.
So once the matter is placed in the box,
Do not hold onto it by worrying about it.
Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.
Should you decide to send this your friends, thank you.
You may have touched their lives in ways you'll never know.

o536. Simple thought:
"Problems are common to all..
But attitude makes the difference."

o537. Few relationships in earth never die..
Want to know what it is?
Read again with their first letters only.
Nice right?

o538. Friends but not lovers,
Lovers but not committed,
Committed but not official,
That's what you call,
"It's complicated."

o539. Wife: Palayasin mo na yang driver natin.
Limang beses na akong muntik masagasaan.
Husband: Huwag muna, honey.
Bigyan pa natin ng isang pagkakataon.
Haha.

o540. To hear God's voice,
You must turn down the world's volume.

k0wts.o53

2009-07-26T17:09:00.004+08:00

o521. JUAN: Badtrip, pare! Nanood ako ng sine kanina. Ubos P1000.00 ko!
PEDRO: Ha?! Bakit?!
JUAN: Bili ako ng bili ng ticket, tangna! Pinupunit kasi nung babae sa pinto. Parang tanga!
Haha. Sino kayang tanga?

o522. A girl with some friends went to a club to drink.
When they arrived, the girl read a sign..
"18 below are not allowed"
The girl said,
"Guys, 'wag na tayo tumuloy.
Sasampu tayo, eh."
-- Talino ni ate!

o523. A little faith will bring your soul to heaven;
A lot of faith will bring heaven to your soul.

o524. A good life is when you assume nothing,
Do more,
Need less,
Smile often,
Dream big,
Laugh a lot,
And realize how blessed you are for what you have.

o525. "I never regret loving a stupid person in the past..
At least he was lucky enough to experience the love I had for him..
Too bad, he wasted it."

o526. When does being happy become scary?
When your happiness could mean a heartbreak for somebody else..
--Barrack Obama

o527. "If anyone tries to pull you down,
It means you're on top of them.
Remember:
INSECURITY reigns in the ugly heart of an empty brain."

o528. Most of the things we desire are expensive
But the truth is that the things that really satisfy us are free..
Laughter, family, true friends and most of all:
God's LOVE.

o529. The first person who's on your mind the moment you open your eyes after a long sleep is the reason either of your happiness or pain.
--Believe it or not..

o530. Somebody asked me once,
"How do you hold love?"
I answered,
"With my hands wide open,
With my heart ready to let go
And let the other grow.."
And that somebody asked,
"What if it hurts you?"
I smiled and said,
"Then it means I'm doing it right.."

k0wts.o52

2009-07-22T17:47:00.002+08:00

o511. Life's hardest lessons are also the most precious.
They compel you to face your own weaknesses and fears.
And bring out hidden strengths you never knew you had.

o512. Life is an undying cycle.
It is a battle of survival.
If you quit, then you're a loser.
If you fall, then stand up.
If you keep on complaining about the miseries of life,
Nothing will happen.
God doesn't throw stones that we can not catch.
Live with Him and everything will turn out right.

o513. TWO KIDS TALKING
RICH KID: Sometimes if you work hard enough,
You can get what you want.
But most times,
What you want and what you get are two different things.
Sometimes God breaks our spirit to save our soul.
Sometimes He breaks our heart to make us whole.
Although we can't have everything we want,
We can appreciate what we already have.
POOR KID: Yan na nga.
Para hinihiram lang PSP mo, eh!
Dami mo pang sinasabi!

o514. GF: San tayo pupunta?
BF: Punta tayo run sa madilim! Trust me!
GF: Ok!
Pagdating sa madilim.
GF: Bakit ka naghuhubo?
BF: 'Wag kang maingay.
GF: Maghuhubo na rin ba ako?
BF: Bakit? Tatae ka rin ba?

o515. We may fall in love fast
But sometimes it wouldn't last.
We may flirt and take off our shirt
But then it wasn't worth the dirt.
We may have flings even when we already have rings
And still end up with the one who give life its true meanings.
People are everywhere but true love is rare.

o516. "Happiness is never something you get from people.
The happiness you feel is in direct proportion to the love you are able to give."

o517. Actually, we are contented with what we have.
Not until we COMPARE.

o518. Two priests went to Boracay for a vacation.
They wore trunks so they can fit in.
While sun bathing,
A very sexy girl in a T-back bikini walked by and said,
"Hi, Fathers!"
They were amazed.
The next day, they changed outfits
And the same girl greeted them again.
The priests asked,
"How did you know we are priests?"
The girl replied,
"Hello?! Father, it's me. Sister Agnes po!"

o519. Always keep your optimism..
After all,
No one has ever damaged his eyesight by looking at the brighter side of life.

o520. 'Wag mag-alala sa GF/BF mo na hindi nagtetext.
Natural lang yan..
Sa nagloloko.

k0wts.o51

2009-07-20T10:26:00.002+08:00

o501. A short story
GF: Break na tayo!
BF: Sige! Gutom na rin ako, eh.
'Yan ang tinatawag na misunderstanding..

o502. Faith is not about getting permission to do what is easy,
It's about gaining the courage to do what's difficult.
It's not about staying in your comfort zone,
It's about going where GOD leads.
It's not about believing what people say about GOD.
It's simply believing what GOD says.

o503. "Forget what ifs..
Because the more you ask yourself with these,
The more you're making yourself feel that you made the wrong choice."

o504. Certain things may catch your eyes..
But pursue only those that capture your heart.

o505. "A man decides using his mind.
And a boy decides using his heart."
-- He Got Game

o506. "Don't wait for the moment of regret
To realize that everything you want and dreamed of
Has left you for all the wrong reasons."

o507. "Someone can make you feel that you are so special,
But you'll never know if it's their habit to make everybody feel that way."

o508. LOLO: Laro tayo!
LOLA: Ano?
LOLO: Kahit ano, 'wag lang taguan..
LOLA: Bakit naman?
LOLO: Because a girl like you is impossible to find..
Ayun, o.. Si LOLO..

o509. Things happen with valid reasons..
If you doubt why something happens to you,
Stick to this:
"We can never learn to be strong if the only thing in this world is joy."
In short,
Welcome bullshits once in a while.

o510. Once you lose someone,
It is never exactly the same person who comes back..
Ang hirap kapag wala na..

k0wts.o50

2009-07-15T11:07:00.002+08:00

o491. Sa bilibid:
WARDEN: Sa araw na ito, lahat kayo ay magkakaroon ng bagong brief!
PRESO: Yeheey! Ang bait mo naman, warden.
WARDEN: Ok. Exchange briefs.

o492. Pwede ba MCDO nalang ang itawag ko sayo?
Masyado kasing obvious pag sinabi kong "Love ko 'to".
Haha.

o493. A fish would never be happy living on land
'Coz it was made for water.
A bird would fall after flying
'Coz it belongs to the land.
And you will never feel completely satisfied on earth
'Coz you were made for heaven.

o494. Mabilisang Usapan
BOY: May gagawin ka bukas?
GIRL: Wala, bakit?
BOY: Pakasal tayo?

o495. People must try to be sensitive of other's feelings,
'Coz not everyone is strong enough to endure pain..
After all, there's no anaesthesia for a broken heart.

o496. In your journey to life,
The word of God is your map
And his wisdom is your compass,
And when you face battles,
Let love be your armor.
And let God be your shelter.

o497. "Kung ang lahat ng ginagawa nya ay binibigyan mo ng kahulugan..
Aba!
Malapit ka nang maging DICTIONARY.."

o498. Sometimes,
All it takes is
Anohter chnace
Anothre cahnec
Aonther chacne
ANOTHER CHANCE
To get things right.

o499. Angelina: Yaya, o. May dugo sa daliri ko!
Yaya: Ay, wawa naman Angelena ko. Lika sipsipin ko ang dugo. O, ayan wala nang dugo. Saan ka ba nasugatan?
Angeline: Wala. Who told you that nasugatan me? I tiris the garapata ni Bantay. Yuck, yaya! You make sipsip the dugo ng garapata.
You're such a loser!

o500. It's a wonder how love strikes you at the most unexpected time.
And somehow,
In some way,
It disappears exactly at the moment you are ready to face it.

k0wts.o49

2009-07-14T11:34:00.003+08:00

o481. Moods of a woman:
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction.
She's afraid of a wasp,
Will scream at a mouse;
But will tackle a stranger in the house.
Sour as vinegar.
Sweet as a rose;
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose.
She'll win you in rage,
Enchant you in silk;
She'll be stronger than brandy,
Milder than milk.
At times, she'll be vengeful, merry and sad;
She'll hate you like poison
And love you like mad.
Moods of a man:
Hungry
Sleepy
Horny
Yun lang..
Haha.

o482. It's overused.
It's a cliche.
It's corny.
It's just a line.
It's illogical.
It's troublesome.
It's always too abrupt.
It's never on cue.
It's difficult to say.
It'll be held against you.
It's too bold.
It's often quite pathetic.
It's amazing how after everything,
"ILOVEYOU" still works.

o483. Lord, enlighten what is dark in me.
Strengthen what is weak in me.
Mend what is broken in me.
Bind what is bruised in me.
Heal what is sick in me.
Straighten what is crooked in me.
And revive whatever peace and love have died in me.
In Jesus name, AMEN.

o484. God is always at work with you.
That's why you always have to be confident in everything you do.
He is not just beside or behind you.
But He is in you.

o485. God is always by our side.
To catch us if we fall,
To encourage our dreams,
Inspire our happiness,
Hold our hand,
And help us through it all..

o486. God didn't give us mind
To doubt;
To fear;
To grieve..
He gave us the power
To believe;
To hope;
To love..
For He wants us to see life the way He made it.

o487. Life is not about dreams,
It's about the choices you make.
It's sad,
It's hard
But for some, it's true.
Believe me, it's true.
I can attest to that.
I'm ready for another day.

o488. Don't settle for someone who buys you coffee.
Go for someone who makes you one.

o489. Pwede kang magmahal kahit na ilang ulit.
Pero ang tunay na pagmamahal,
Minsan lang.
Kaya piliin mong mabuti yung taong mamahalin mo
Yung taong kaya kang samahan hanggang sa
"KAMA..
..TAYAN"
Di pa ko tapos, eh.
Excited ka!

o490. Don't play love with the person who can play better.

k0wts.o48

2009-07-12T14:59:00.002+08:00

o471. BADONG: Uwi na ko! At gusto ko nang hubarin ang panty ni misis.
JUANCHO: Hot na hot ka na ba, pare?
BADONG: Hindi. Masyado kasing masikip sakin, eh.
Nyeh!

o472. "Friendship" is one of the best things to keep
'Cause somewhere in the middle,
New friends may come,
But I hope you will still keep me in your heart.
Even if,
Someone better comes..

o473. Why was alcohol created?
So ugly people would have a chance to have sex with the hotties.
LESSON:
Choose your drinking buddies.

o474. 'Wag kang matakot na hindi na maaayos ang lahat ng gulo sa buhay mo..
Malay mo,
Ginulo lang talaga 'yun para umayos ka..

o475. Lahat ng tao, liar.
Lahat ng tao, plastik.
Lahat ng tao, manloloko.
Pero ikaw hindi.
Kasi hindi ka tao.
For me, you're an angel.
Naks!
Napangiti siya.
May pangil naman.
Hehe.

o476. It's like a routine..
I like him on Monday.
Fall for him on Tuesday to Thursday.
Turned off on Friday.
I think I'm over him on weekends.
But when I see him next Monday morning,
I fall for him all over again..

o477. We get hurt only by people who occupy a big part of our heart.
The more it hurts,
The more important the person is..
But don't get flattered.
Don't hurt people just to know how important you are.
People get tired.
Immunity is not always for pain.
Sometimes, it's for the emptiness.

o478. Always tell someone how you feel.
Mean what you say..
And say what you mean...
Even when it's hard..
'Coz opportunities are lost in a blink of an eye
But regrets can last a lifetime..

o479. Sometimes best things in life arise at the wrong time
And the only options left are:
Grab it now
Or never have it again..

o480. A person tired and down 'coz of life's trials and hardhips asked God,
"Why are there so many hills and mountains to climb in life?"
God answered,
"For you to have a better view."

k0wts.o47

2009-07-08T15:32:00.002+08:00

o461. I don't believe that LAUGHING has always been the best medicine..
I know that sometimes,
A cry can cure what a laugh can't..

o462. I think,
The best time to say that you already found the right one,
Is when you stop looking for more..

o463. Sooner or later,
Start taking yourself seriously.
Know when you need a break.
Know what to get worked up about and what to get rid off.
Do something that makes you stronger and more complete.
Because it is never too late to change one.

o464. "No matter how good a friend is,
They're going to hurt you once in a while.
And you must forgive them for that."

o465. Why can't we love two persons at the same time?
It is the same reason as to why we can't wear two different shoes at the same time..
Posible pero..
Pangit tignan.

o466. "Often times, people tend not to say what they feel..
Not because they don't know if it's real..
But because they're too afraid that the response might kill.."

o467. An astronomer's proof that God exists:
"I always look at the 8 planets and see every movement of it.
I realize all of them are moving..
But one thing really amazes me..
The earth never changes it's course - not even a bit..
Even one degree.
You know why?
If the earth gets one degree closer to the sun, it will burn..
And one degree apart, it will freeze..
So, I realized, there's someone holding it.
Someone called GOD."

o468. Unfaithfulness starts when,
You learn to look for the 10% missing part of your partner
And taking for granted the remaining wonderful 90%..

o469. It hurts when people say you're wrong,
When in fact,
They would definitely do the same if they were in your place.

o470. You are wise when you know the limits of your wisdom.
And you are alive when tomorrow's hopes mean more to you than yesterday's mistakes.

k0wts.o46

2009-07-07T09:50:00.002+08:00

o451. There are things in life that never last,
But the truth is,
You never lose them until you let them go..
Life is about choices
Hanging on, holding back, letting go..
But some things do last..
If you just let them
And if they let you..

o452. SMILE
You don't own all the problems in the world..
Some of them are mine..

o453. Feeling ko talaga, magaling ka sa puzzle..
Kasi simula palang ng araw ko,
Nabuo mo na agad..
Haha..

o454. There are two rules to remember when asking questions:
First: Do not ask questions if you're not prepared to hear the answer.
Second: Do not ask questions if you refuse to believe the answer..

o455. Friendship isn't ranked by:
Whom we have known the longest..
Who came first..
Or who cares the best..
It's about who came
And never left.

o456. Isang malupit na banat ng isang batang tamad sa kanyang mapag-utos na ina:
"Umayos ka, 'Nay..
And Diyos nga, sampu lang ang utos,
Ikaw ang dami na!
Gusto mo rin ipako, ha?"

o457. "When we look back and wonder how we ever made it through,
We realize,
It's not because we've been clever,
But because God has been wise;
Not because we've been strong,
But because God has been mighty;
Not because we've been consistent,
But because God has been faithful.."

o458. I can't fix your life,
I can't solve all your problems,
I can't stop every tear from falling,
But there's one thing I can do..
I can stay next to you till time allows me to.

o459. Happiness is not a destination.
It's a journey.
Pure and simple.

o460. "How can you believe if in the middle of 'BELIEVE' is the word 'LIE'?"
Just a funny thought.
Makes sense?

k0wts.o45

2009-07-06T10:53:00.002+08:00

o441. GIRL: Itay, nagbold po ako sa magasin. Nasa page 10 ako.
ITAY: Kinakahiya kita! Sa palagay mo ba, may mas nakakahiya pa sa ginawa mo?!
GIRL: Meron po, tay! Si inay nasa page 16.

o442. THOUGHT FOR WHOLE LIFE:
"Treat everyone with LOVE,
Even those who are rude to you,
Not because they are nice,
But because, you are nice."

o443. A bear, a lion and a pig were talking who's most feared.
BEAR: I roar, forest trembles.
LION: I roar, jungle shakes.
PIG: I cough and whole world panics.

o444. "Pano mo masasabing special ka sa isang tao kung ang bawat ginagawa nya sa'yo ay ginagawa nya sa iba."
-- Bob Ong

o445. "I learned that I don't need to hold on too long to what's never meant for me..
Sometimes, I need to set things free,
Even if it hurts me more badly.."

o446. "Pa'no mo makikita yung taong para sa'yo kung ayaw mo namang tantanan 'yung taong pinipilit mong maging para sa'yo."
-- Bob Ong

o447. "In order for you to move on,
You must understand what you felt,
Why you felt it
And why you should no longer feel it. "

o448. JUAN: Lintik na sabon to! Ayaw bumula!
PEDRO: Pano bubula yan?! Hindi naman basa ang katawan mo!
JUAN: Syempre! For dry skin to. Basahin mo kasi label!
Nyeh!

o449. Never a weakness that He can't fill.
Never a sickness that He can't heal.
Never a sorrow that He doesn't share.
Never a prayer that He can't hear.

o450. Find someone,
Who isn't afraid to admit that they miss you..
Who knows that you're not perfect,
But treats you as if you are..
Whose biggest fear is losing you..
Who says I love you,
And means it..
Someone who would one day wake up with you in the morning
To see you with wrinkles and gray hair,
And still falls in love with you all over again.

k0wts.o44

2009-07-04T14:43:00.002+08:00

o431. No one is born happy
But all of us are born with the ability to create happiness.
So today,
Make others happy.
Flash your smile.

o432. LOLO: Gino, paabot nga ng kape ko.
APO: Gina po.
LOLO: Gino, paabot ng kutsara.
APO:Lo, Gina po.
LOLO: Taena ka, Gino! Tigil-tigilan mo yan kabaklaan mo.

o433. "TAKE TIME TO LIVE"
Do not value the things in your life,
But value who you have in life.

o434. COMMON FILIPINO MISTAKES:
a. "Ate, pabili nga po ng colgate, 'yung close up."
-- Adik sa toothpaste?!
b. "Sarado mo pinto, lalabas ang aircon."
-- Sosyal, may paa!
c. "Yaya, salubungin mo ang school bus ni Junior."
-- Tama yan! Pasagasaan mo.
d. "Anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan, ha."
-- Patayin din si Junior.
e. "Tinuka ako ng ahas."
-- Manok ba ito at may tuka?
f. "May tonsil ako."
-- Kami rin.
g. "May candy ako, ayaw mo?"
-- Offer ba yan?
h. "Tulog ka na?"
-- Malaman mo pa kaya kung oo?
i. "Lowbatt ako, eh."
-- Debaterya ka na rin?

o435. At 12 hour 34 minutes and 56 seconds on the 7th of August this year (2009)
The time and date will be
12:34:56 07/08/09
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
This will never happen in your life again.
Be the first to tell them.

o436. "Itutuwid ko ang landas mo,
Para sa'kin ka didiretso."
Yan ang banat!

o437. "I don't want to go somewhere
If I know you are not there,
Because my heart needs to be right next to where you are.."
-- MICHAEL SCOFIELD, Prison Break

o438. Nice logic:
Do you know why so many marriages don't last?
Because at the wedding,
The bride doesn't marry the
BEST MAN.
Come to think of it.

o439. Sabi ng teacher ko,
Kailangan ko raw uli mag-aral ng alphabet
Kasi everytime I recite it,
I always miss "you"

o440. Did you know that when you walk at night,
There's a 30% chance your body will be heavier
Because some spirits ride at your back.
-- Time Magazine

k0wts.o43

2009-07-02T16:29:00.002+08:00

o421. A good apology has three parts:
a. I'm sorry
b. It was my fault
c. How do I make it right?
A lot of people usually miss the third part.

o422. They say I'm a murderer
But I really don't mean to do it
They said looks could kill
Sorry..
'Di ko naman talaga sinasadya na
"Ngiti ko palang, pamatay na"
Nyahaha.

o423. One day, I was standing on the street
Then a boy came to me and said
"Ate, bili ka na po ng payong.."
Nagtaka ako kasi di naman maaraw..
Di rin naman maulan..
Then I asked, "Bakit?"
The boy said,
"Inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan, eh."
Oh, come on..
Give me a tolda..
Haha..

o424. To fall in love is very easy
Staying in love is a challenge
Letting go is the hardest part
And moving on is a damn suicide..

o425. Love is somehow making choices
It's either choosing pain for others' happiness,
Or happiness for others' pain..

o426. College life..
Ang pinakamahirap at napaka-B.I. na tanong:
"'Tol, papasok ka?"
Ang mapanuksong sagot:
"Ikaw?"
The best na sagot:
"Ewan ko nga, eh.."
Which results to:
"Tara, 'wag na tayong pumasok.."
Haha..

o427. "It's true that people can move on..
But,
You can never change the fact that only amnesia and death can erase memories.."

o428. Sa party, nilapitan ng gwapong lalaki ang panget na babae..
L: Gusto mo bang sumayaw?
Tuwang-tuwa ang babae na tumayo..
B: YES!
L: Buti naman.. Paupo ako..

o429. The world's happiest friends never have the same characters..
They just have the best understanding of their differences..

o430. The more we think of the future,
The more we forget the present..
Always keep in mind that..
"No matter where we're going,
It starts from where we are.."

k0wts.o42

2009-06-30T14:40:00.002+08:00

o411. Healing of the mind happens by letting go of bad memories;
Healing of the heart through forgiveness;
And healing of the soul through prayers.

o412. 'Wag kang matakot na baka magkamali
Walang mapapala kung 'di ka magbabakasakali
Dahil lumilipas ang oras
Baka ka maiwanan kung hindi mo susubukan..
-- Parokya ni Edgar

o413. Naranasan mo na bang magalit sa mahal mo?
'Yung sobrang galit na galit ka na?
Tapos yayakap siya sa'yo..
Maiinis ka sa sarili mo,
Kasi yakap palang nya,
Napatawad mo na siya..

o414. "If people can't let go of you,
It doesn't mean they love you,
Sometimes they can't let you go because...
They know you are always there when they need you.."

o415. What's the worst question someone could ever ask you?
"Akala ko ba may something kayo?"
Then you'd look down, smile and answer..
"Akala ko rin, eh."

o416. They say if love becomes painful
It's time to let that love go
And save yourself..
But just keep this in mind..
"If love is true,
Pain is never a reason to let go.."

o417. "The true friends are not like the one you like and wished for..
It's the one that stands in the background and catches you when you fall..
The person who once got mad at you..
But decided to stay with you.."

o418. Loving someone does not need a reason.
If you can explain why you love someone,
It's not called LOVE..
It's called LIKE..
Make a lesson..

o419. I asked a guy about what his lover did that made him so in love..
Eagerly he replied,
"She hugs me everytime we meet,
Asks me if I'm ok.
Send me text messages saying iloveyou.."
Then he asked me too.
"How about you?"
I smiled and answered,
"My lover went up the cross nailed,
Wore a crown of thorns
And died for me.."
Then he said,
"Oh, too bad..
You must have missed your lover so much."
I smiled again and said,
"Ahm.. No..
Because from the moment I knew what He did,
He never left my heart."

o420. Bakit mo mamahalin ang isang taong may iba namang mahal?
Sagot:
Para magulo ang relasyon nila..
Kung miserable ka,
Dapat sila rin..
Bongga!
Haha..

k0wts.o41

2009-06-29T13:03:00.002+08:00

o401. Whenever you share the goodness in your heart,
You always end up winning.
Because life is an echo,
It gives back to you what you have given.
Stay nice,
Even others can not
Even others do not
And even others will not.
Be a blessing..

o402. The only way to grow is
To have the initiative to get out of your comfort zone
And do things you thought you couldn't do..

o403. 'Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sa'yo
Hayaan mo..
Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw,
Ayaw mo na rin sa kanya
Naunahan ka lang..

o404. Sometimes,
The only thing people see is what you did
When in fact,
They should be looking at why you did it.

o405. Are you in love when you miss a person?
A psycho said..
NO..
It is just a state of mind where you feel lonely and wanting to be with someone who appreciates you..
Agree?

o406. Ano ang gagawin mo sa bagay na nawawala?
Hinahanap..
Kung di mo mahanap?
Pinapalitan..
Kung hindi mapalitan?
Kinakalimutan..
Eto ngayon ang tanong,
Ano ang gagawin mo sa bagay na nawala na hindi mo mahanap
Hindi mo mapalitan at ayaw mong kalimutan?
Tinatanggap..

o407. Did you know that the heart has no pain receptors?
So the next time someone breaks your heart.
Move on.
Your pain is just an illusion.
A temporary psychological disturbance that you have to overcome.
In short,
It's all in the mind.

o408. "Think and take time to listen to your heart.
Sometimes you don't need to ask yourself who you love now
But ask yourself who really makes you feel happy
And makes you feel loved."

o409. What's nice about GOD?
The more you think of Him,
The closer He gets to you..
If you forget Him,
He follows you..
And if you fall down..
He will carry you..

o410. Take this in mind:
Once you've done your part
And yet,
Nothing changes,
Relax..
Maybe it's about time others do their part.

k0wts.o40

2009-06-29T09:30:00.002+08:00

o391. Tanong ko lang:
Breastfed ka ba?
Studies show that if you were a breastfed baby,
You're close to your mom.
But if you were bottlefed,
Syempre mas close ka sa mga bote,
Bote ng redhorse, strong ice, colt 45, matador at iba pa.
Haha.

o392. If one thing got broken
And fixed after a long time..
Expect changes..
It would never be the same anymore..
It'e either better or worse.

o393. "Ang mata ay ginawa para makita ang daan..
Hindi para iyakan ang nagdaan.."
--Bob Ong

o394. There are six hundred billion people in this world.
Six hundred billion souls
And sometimes,
All you need is one..

o395. "Proving happiness isn't seen on how many times you laughed.
But it's finding that sensible reason everytime you laugh.

o396. Kapag ako namatay,
Ayokong RIP ung nakalagay sa lapida ko..
Ang gusto ko...
BRB..
Haha!

o397. You're a certain person I always enjoy sending text messages
'Coz I want you to feel that you're really a part of my expenses.
Ay, mali!
Thoughts pala.

o398. "You'll never leave where you are,
Until you decide where you would rather be.."

o399. "Para akong isang libong pera na nakakalat sa lupa..
Inaangkin ng iba,
Di naman sa kanila.."
--LAKAS!

o400. Hangga't di mo nahahanap ang taong para sa'yo,
'Wag kang titigil sa paglandi.
Haha.
Inspiring..

k0wts.o39

2009-06-26T08:57:00.003+08:00

o381. "It's not how well you jump over the obstacles
Or how fast you get to the top
But how often you stop to help people that makes life worthwhile."

o382. "I may not be perfect in many things
But many things can not be perfect without me."

o383. There will come a time in your life when you will become in love with a single soul.
For this person,
You would do anything about the hardships.
But when asked why,
You have no answer.
You'll try your whole life to understand how a single person can affect you so much,
But you'll never find out.
And no matter how badly you hate it
Or how badly it hurts.
You'll love this person without regret for the rest of your life.

o384. Life can never promise to be always happy,
But life gets better after you accept things that you can't change.

o385. You can do anything,
Think or believe what you like.
Have all the knowledge in the world.
But if you do not know how to love,
You are nothing.

o386. IMMATURE people always want to win an argument,
Even at a cost of a relationship.
MATURE people understand that it's always to lose an argument,
And win a relationship.

o387. To walk is what I always do.
But I prefer not to look back to people who's no longer walking with me.
Then someone asked me:
"Why did you just let other people leave you?"
Then I answered:
"Life is a long journey.
Let's see who will be walking with me until the end of my story."

o388. "YES, KAMI NA ULIT!"
Sabi ng mga batang naglalaro ng chinese garter after ma-DEAD ang mga kalaban.
Haha!

o389. Ano to?
( + . [ ] :: )
PSP
Titignan nya pa yan ulit.
Haha.

o390. Sometimes you have to give up everything
Not because of love.
But because of...
HOLD UP.
Hahaha.

k0wts.o38

2009-06-24T09:47:00.002+08:00

o371. You deserve a day where worries don't get in the way of anything.
A day where even if some people are insensitive or unkind,
You're not going to mind because the blessings in your life are far,
Far better than the burdens..

o372. Similarities create friendships
But differences hold them together.

o373. Bakit ko pa kailangan ng ENERVON?
Kung ikaw lang naman ang HAPPINESS ko?
Naks. Haha.

o374. Sometimes you'll never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

o375. The world can offer a lot,
But having it all doesn't ensure contentment.
What we value define our happiness.
What we keep spells our purpose.

o376. If everybody deserves a second chance,
Does it mean we also have the freedom to waste the first one?

o377. There's nothing scarier than getting what you really really want.
Because then,
You'd have something really really wonderful to lose.

o378. If a person isn't interested in you, then leave.
It's as simple as that.
Don't beg.
Don't look back.
And don't cry.
If this person can't appreciate who you are,
Then you don't need that person in your life.
Choose to be with someone who sees the beauty that is sometimes too well hidden.

o379. When you think you're not happy with your life,
Always think that you make someone happy because you exists.

o380. When you see strange things happening in your life
And wonder why these should happen to you,
Take time to see how it all fits in
And you will see a reason for everything.

k0wts.o37

2009-06-22T13:29:00.002+08:00

o361. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute,
Then forget the stupid fruit.
-- Katrina Halili

o362. "Kung masaya ka,
'Wag mo nang isipin kung bakit.
Damahin mo nalang habang nararamdaman mo pa."

o363. "One thing I've learned,
You can't make anybody feel the way you like them to.
If they do, it's wonderful.
And if they don't, you just move on."
-- Nicole, Kyle XY

o364. "An excuse is worse and more terrible than a lie,
For an excuse is a lie guarded."
-- Pope John Paul II

o365. It's hard when you've met the right love at the wrong time
But what's more painful is when you have to give up the right love
'Coz you have to face the right time
Holding the wrong love.

o366. MAR sa loob ng pedicab
MAR: Anong pangarap nyo?
BATA: Seaman sana; Ako po artista..
Pero hindi ko na iniisip,
Kanya-kanyang kayod po rito.
Walang maayos na trabaho.
Walang pambili ng gamot.
MAR: Anak, itabi mo.
Pupunta tayo sa Makati.
Dahil sa Makati, libre ang edukasyon.
Todo-todo ang benepisyo.

o367. It's sad how busy we can get sometimes
And forget to keep in touch with each other,
But I want you to know that nothing's changed.
I still look great.

o368. Once a boy asked God:
"Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage?"
God's reply,
"No, it's not..
But the problem is, you guys don't sleep."

o369. Never beg people to stay against their will
If they really care for you and wants to be a part of you
They will make an effort to have time with you.

o370. You really have to stumble and fall a lot of times for you to appreciate the luscious taste of happiness.
It's like a ratio of 10 pains to one real smile.

k0wts.o36

2009-06-21T13:44:00.002+08:00

o351. May mga taong walang pakialam..
May mga taong akala mo walang pakialam pero deep inside nag-aalala naman..
May mga tao namang sobra magpakita ng pag-aalala..
Ganyan talaga..
Iba-ibang tao..
Iba-ibang trip..
Ikaw ba, ano bang trip mo?

o352. "Kung mahal mo ang isang tao,
Hindi mo hahayaang lumipas ang araw na masama ang loob nya sa'yo."
--Oo nga naman.

o353. "Lucky are those who are single,
For they are saved from feeling the pain of being taken for granted."

o354. There are only three things I need in my life:
LOVE to make me weak.
BEER to make me strong.
And FRIENDS to pick me up when LOVE and BEER made me hit the floor.

o355. Angels fly not because of their wings,
But because they have no burdens in their hearts.
Lift everything to God
And you'll walk around like an angel.

o356. Life is an undying cycle.
It is a battle of survival.
If you quit, then you're a loser.
If you fall, then stand up.
If you keep on complaining about the miseries of life, nothing will happen.
God doesn't throw stones that we can't catch.
Live with Him and everything will turn out right.

o357. Sa mga habulin at pantasya,
Mga gwapo at magaganda,
Mga muse at escort,
Mga cute,
Mga crush ng bayan,
Ang inyong "PINUNO" ay matutulog na..
Nyaha..

o358. GIRL: Aanhin mo yang hagdan?
BOY: Huh? Ahm. Aakyat sana ako sa'yo ng ligaw.
GIRL: Hindi na kailangan. Yumuko ka nalang.
BOY: B-Bakit?
GIRL: Pakipulot ung puso ko, nahulog na kasi sa'yo.

o359. High achievement comes from strong ambitions.
But the competitive struggle for success can lead to too high level of motivation.
Don't allow the success ideology to turn you into an anxious striver.

o360. Too much disappointment can weaken one's faith.
Too many lies can weaken one's trust.
Too much betrayals can cause a person to be afraid.
Too much abuse can destroy respect.
And the sad truth is..
Too much pain felt by a loving heart can cause it to freeze until it goes numb by the never ending pain
And it doesn't feel any love,
Anymore.

k0wts.o35

2009-06-21T13:18:00.002+08:00

o341. Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko pag nagkaanak ulit kayo ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali rin pangalan ko.
Manny: Uu naman, 'Nay. Kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Dionisia: Hindi, ah. May naesep na nga ako, eh.
Manny: Talaga, 'Nay? Ano?
Dionisia: Diomanji!
Bwahaha..

o342. BF: Alam mo, mahal, para sa'kin, para kang tae.
GF: Eeew! Kadiri! Bastos!
BF: Totoo yun, promise! Seryoso ako!
GF: At bakit?!
BF: Kasi 'di kita kayang paglaruan.

o343. Makakabalik ka sa lugar pero hindi na sa panahon.
Makikita mo ulit ang taong minahal mo pero hindi na mauulit ang nararamdaman nyo noon.
Lahat ng nangyari na noon ay isa na lamang masayang gunita ngayon na paminsan-minsan ay gusto mong masulyapan muli.
Sabay bulong sa sarili,
"Sana pwedeng ibalik ang mga nangyari noon para magawa kong tama ang mga maling desisyon ng pagkakataon."

o344. Behind every event is God's purpose.
At times we consider a trial is simply His permission for us to rearrange our lives to be more meaningful.

o345. No matter how bad yesterday was,
It now belongs to the past.
Don't let it worry you nor stop you from pursuing the many possibilities.

o346. "If you leave something wonderful with those who come to your life.
They will find it hard to erase you from their hearts."
Little things matter most.

o347. How can you simply forget someone who has given you so much to remember.

o348. Maybe "trusting" is a better compliment that "loving"
'Coz you can not always trust the one you love
But believe me,
You can always love the one you trust.

o349. Paano ba magmahal nang di ka nasasaktan?
Paano ba magmahal nang di ka iiyak?
Paano kung pagod ka na pero mahal mo pa rin siya?
Susuko ka ba?
O magpapatuloy kahit nasasaktan ka na?

o350. "You can't expect someone to feel exactly the same way you're feeling."

k0wts.o34

2009-06-21T12:46:00.002+08:00

o331. Perfecting a relationship with a wrong person is like perfecting an exam you didn't study for..
You know your efforts won't be enough
But you'd still kill yourself trying..

o332. "The scary thing about having an insomnia is not the hours lost for sleeping..
It's actually the rerun of thoughts you've been trying to run away from.."

o333. Cute talk..
Jealous gf and her bf..
BOY: If you had one wish..
What would you wish for?
GIRL: I'd wish that all the beautiful girls will be moved to another planet.
BOY: Ooh.. Then I will miss you..

o334. GIRL: Ano na nga ba tayo 10 years from now?
BOY: Magkaibigan tayo ngayon, diba?
10 years, magkaapelyido na siguro tayo nun..

o335. The easiest way not to get hurt is not to care..
But I guess,
That's the hardest thing to do either.

o336. If your love broke your heart, don't be sad..
Just hug him and say,
"If you miss me, just watch over the stars.."
If he asks you why..
Simply reply,
"'Coz after you broke me up,
I'll just be a star for you..
You can always stare at me and dream for me..
But you can never get me once more.."

o337. Huwag mong papansinin ang sasabihin ng ibang tao..
Basta't gawin mo lang ang gusto mo,
Dahil gawin mo man ito o hindi,
Palaging may sasabihin ang mga tao..

o338. "'Wag kang titikim ng masarap..
Para hindi ka maghanap..
At huwag mo sasarapan yung pagtikim
Para hindi ka hanap-hanapin.."

o339. Why do people still push on doors that have "PULL"signs on them?
Maybe it's because pushing just requires us to straighten the arm by relaxing the bicep muscle,
Yet, pulling requires contraction of muscles force and builds up lactic acid, inducing fatigue.
That might be the reason why pushing someone away seems easier to do than pulling them back.

o340. Love when you're ready,
Not when you're lonely..

k0wts.o33

2009-06-17T09:38:00.002+08:00

o321. BOY: I've experienced so much happiness since you came.
No one can ever replace you here in my heart.
Though many things are running through your head
And you're thinking that you mean nothing to me.
Just keep in mind that I'm still the same guy who loved you.
And nothing can ever top that.
GIRL: Ah. Ok. Anong ginagawa mo?
Haha..

o322. HOST: Miss Philippines, what is your stand on premarital sex?
MS. PHILIPPINES: My gosh!
The question is so funny!
I do not stand.
I lay down..
Haha..

o323. "Do you know what's hard about being too strong?
Nobody might care to ask if you're hurt."

o324. Once upon a time,
There was an ugly princess.
Nabuntis siya ng isang poging lalaki.
BOY: Will you marry me?
UGLY PRINCESS: No.
And the boy lived happily ever after.
Nyahaha.

o325. "Strength does not come from winning.
Your struggles in life develop your strength.
When you go through hardship and decide not to surrender,
That is strength."
"The thing you set your mind on is the thing you ultimately become."

o326. Life's hardest lessons are also the most precious.
They compel you to face your own weaknesses and fears
And bring out hidden strengths you never knew you had.

o327. "Life is a combination of success and failures.
The best way to focus your life is never put a question mark where God has placed a period."

o328. If what's ahead scares you,
And what's behind hurts you,
Just look above,
He will help you.

o329. "If someone wants to be part of your life,
They'd make an effort to be in it..
So don't bother reserving a space in your heart for someone who doesn't make an effort to stay."

o330. "Don't live life full of plans,
Sometimes, the best moments happen on the unplanned
And the greatest regrets happen on not reaching what is planned."

k0wts.o32

2009-06-17T09:16:00.003+08:00

o311. If everybody deserves a second chance..
Would it mean we also have the freedom to waste the first one?
What do you think?

o312. Outing ng barkada
GIRL1 bababa sa pool
GIRL2: Sigurado ako, lulutang ka..
GIRL1: Bakit? Dahil chubby ako?
GIRL2: Hindi, kasi plastik ka..
Ouch! Haha..

o313. Minsan sa buhay, takot tayong harapin ang katotohanan..
Kasi madalas, nasasaktan tayo.
Ako?
Sa ngayon, isa lang ang kinatatakutan ko.
Alam mo kung ano?
Yung mapunta ka sa isang taong di marunong magpahalaga sa'yo.

o314. Mag-asawa, nag-aaway.
BABAE: Mas ok pa yata kung nagpakasal ako sa demonyo.
LALAKI: Weh! Bawal kaya magpakasal sa kamag-anak.
Wahaha..

o315. Science says,
"Only one thing can occupy a given space at a given time.."
Kaya di ako naniniwala na ang isang puso, kaya magmahal ng dalawa.
It's either joke lang yung love for the other one.
O di kaya, sa sobrang liit ng pagmamahal dun sa isa,
Nagkaroon pa ng space para magmahal ng iba.

o316. Difficult reality:
"Wating for the right one is never that easy,
Especially when the wrong one is sooooooo yummy!"
Tama naman, diba?
Hahaha..

o317. JUAN: San ka galing?
PEDRO: Sa sementeryo, libing ng biyenan ko..
JUAN: Eh, bakit puro kalmot ang mukha at braso mo?
PEDRO: Mahirap ilibing, eh. Lumalaban.
Toinks!

o318. BOY: Uuy, patulong naman sa essay. Kailangan ko ng topic.
GIRL: San ka ba interesado?
BOY: Sa'yo.
Haha. Papansin..

o319. Don't give meaning and assume that he/she likes you when he/she treats you special.
Because you might just do stupid things,
Like falling in love..

o320. Life is totally fair.
We just see it unfair because,
It's either we expect too much
Or we gave up already.

k0wts.o31

2009-06-09T09:29:00.005+08:00

o301. If what you see by the eye doesn't please you,
Then close your eyes and see from the heart
'Coz the heart can see beauty and love more than the eyes can ever wonder.

o302. Punch the wall, did it fight back?
Yes, 'coz you were hurt.
Hug a pillow, did it hug you back?
Yes, you felt the warmth.
Shout. Heard it?
Yes, 'coz you listened.
Lesson?
Appreciate.

o303. Sabi nila ang Disneyland daw ang happiest place on earth.
Sabi ko naman,
Try mo sa piling ko baka magbago ang isip mo..
Wahaha..

o304. MYSTERIOUS DEATHS,
There was this case in the ICU where patients always die in the same bed,
Sunday evenings at 11pm
Regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors.
No one could solve the mystery why deaths happen on Sundays at 11pm.
Mr. Licauco and the Ateneo paranormal folks were called.
They arrived armed with special photographic equipments, infrared devices and motion sensitive radar to detect any presence.
So the next Sunday evening, few minutes before 11pm,
Doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see what the mystery was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses and prayer books to ward off evil spirits..
When the clock struck 11pm,
Mang Jose, a part time Sunday janitor, entered the room.
Unplugged the life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
Adik na Mang Jose yan..
Hahaha..

o305. "Wag ka mag-inarte kung wala ka nang makain."
-- Bago Ong
Haha.
Taob si Bob Ong.

o306. Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they will stay.
Leaving can be a tough act,
And it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.

o307. "Hindi nagbabago ang tingin ko sa tao dahil galit o natutuwa ako sa kanila.
Nag-iiba ang tingin ko sa tao dahil nag-iiba rin ang pinapakita nya."

o308. It is better to wait for years for that someone you are sure of than to grab that chance with someone who picks you up but drops you anytime.

o309. It's never nice when you forget things you're supposed to remember.
But it feels worse when you remember things you're supposed to forget.

o310. I miss you,
There's no other way to say it
And I just can't deny it.

k0wts.o30

2009-06-09T09:08:00.002+08:00

o291. The point of prayer is not always to get answers from God,
But to have a perfect and complete unity with Him.
So endure the day with prayers.

o292. Time is the most playful element.
Because it lengthens the minutes when you wait
And rushes the hours when you enjoy the moments.

o293. Always have a unique character like salt..
Its presence is not felt
But its absence make things tasteless.

o294. "The greatest value of having good friends is not what you get from them,
But the better person you become because of them."

o295. I admire those people who can stay calm despite too much pain
But I love those that cry for a while
But after the tears have fallen
You'll see a real fighter the moment they start again to smile.

o296. If you fall down, NO ONE will catch you,
If you're hurt, NO ONE will care for you,
'Coz NO ONE needs you
And NO ONE loves you..
Oh, by the way..
My name is NO ONE.

o297. "I could not write like Shakespeare,
Nor love with Romeo's heart,
But this I know,
I love you and I really do..
I dare not say I love you as lovers did long time ago..
Nor should I bother the moon and the stars.
For true love doesn't venture that far.
True love only knows,
'Coz when I say I love you,
Ask me why
Truly I dunno.."
-- Letter ni Dudung kay Inday

o298. Para makalimot ka sa taong mahal mo..
Dapat makahanap ka ng bagong mamahalin.
Hindi ng bagong lalandiin.

o299. Uy, san ka?
Pwede mo ba akong samahan?
Forever?
Hahaha..

o300. Your worst behavior is reserved for the person who loves you most.
Because somehow, no matter what you do,
That person will still and always accept you as you.

k0wts.o29

2009-06-04T13:28:00.002+08:00

o281. Why do we MISS a person?
It's either we realize that we never treasured the moments when they were always there,
And it left us wishing we could turn back time
Or we were too happy with them
We enjoyed every single moment,
That we became so used to the idea of having them around
But when we finally walk separate lives,
We realized that a moment spent without them is like dying stars which slowly leave the sky - EMPTY.

o282. Cinderella walked with one slipper alone.
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
A princess once kissed a gross frog.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Pocahontas risked her life for a feast.
Jasmin could have had anyone but instead chose a poor man.
And Ariel walked for the first time on land.
All for love.
It is all about facing your biggest fears and not letting the moment pass you by.
Live your own fairy tale.
Create your own happy ending.

o283. Do not place your mistakes on your head,
It can weigh you down and crush you.
Instead, place them under your feet,
And use them as a platform to view your horizon.

o284. We look for love not because it's lonely to be watching movies alone
Sad to eat meals on your own
Or because it's nice to cuddle up with someone on rainy days
We look for love because we want to be accepted
For the sloppy ways we dress
For the clumsy way we eat our meals
For bad hair days and for the simplicity in us
Love is an act of acceptance
That with all our imperfections, we are still loved.

o285. Always be happy and always wear a smile not because life is full of reasons to smile
But because your smile is a reason for others to be happy.

o286. How great is our GOD?
Study shows that Swine flu virus (H1N1 - influenza A) is acquired through air
Ecologist says that the best way to clean air is by rain
Filipinos wonder, "Why rain in summer?"
Now you know.
Truly, God loves the Philippines.

o287. How GOD answer prayers?
We must be willing to let God answer in His own time.
God opens delays and makes us wait because He needs to prepare us,
To get ready for the blessings.
He wants to change us to get mature
God is never late
His timing is always perfect.
Jesus said: "What things so ever ye desire,
When ye pray, believe that ye shall receive them
And ye shall have them."
-- MARK 11:24

o288. Our minds gather the dirt and dust of human opinion everyday
But God's words are like waterfalls that wash and purify our hearts and minds.

o289. When GOD gives us "NO" for an answer,
Keep in mind that there's a much greater "YES" behind it.
His "NO" isn't a rejection
But a redirection.

o290. "Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state,
Being in love shows a person he should be."

k0wts.o28

2009-06-03T11:04:00.002+08:00

o271. Mahirap mang tanggapin,
Pero dumarating sa buhay natin,
At di natin maiiwasan ang ANTUKIN
Kaya tulugan na..

o272. One rainy day,
A mother went to pick up her boy from school..
Thinking that the boy will fear the lightning
On the way, she found her child smiling at the sky for every lightning
She asked him why he smiled,
The little boy said,
"GOD if taking my photo,
So I have to look good that's why I smiled."
So smile when problems threaten you and don't fear anything..
GOD is always with you.

o273. Mahal mo talaga siya, no?
Ang totoo, di intensyon ng message na to ang tanungin ka sa nararamdaman mo,
Gusto lang nitong maisip mo kung sino ang taong mahal mo
Psychological test yan
Walang binanggit na name pero naisip mo siya, diba?

o274. Why do some things have to be so hard sometimes?
Maybe because if everything is easy,
We'd never know oif anything is worth it.

o275. (Mar Roxas nakasakay sa sidecar)
BOY: "..ganito po buhay samen, walang makain, walang pambili ng gamot.."
MAR: "anak, itabi mo, lagpas na ko."

o276. This is true
"Being dumped, taken for granted and hurt by the one they love is the reason why many people choose to FLIRT than to be in a relationship."

o277. "Alam mo, kung alak ka lang..
Ang laki ng matitipid ko sa inuman..
Kasi tinitingnan palang kita,
Tinatamaan na ko.."

o278. It isn't wrong to be happy..
Especially when you know it's just about time that you deserve to be..

o279. Oftentimes, we need to pray not because we need to change the situation,
But primarily because we need GOD to change our attitude towards the situation..

o280. "Too bad I asked for more when all I can have is a friend
Too bad I gave my heart when all that's needed was my hand
Too bad I fell for someone I can never have
Someone who's willing to give me all
but not LOVE.."

k0wts.o27

2009-06-01T11:07:00.002+08:00

o261. Humor is a sweet condiment in our existence.
Laugh at your own mistakes but learn from them;
Joke over your troubles but gather strength from them;
Make fun of your difficulties but overcome them.
Life may be tough and difficult but the value we gain from trials make it all worth the journey.

o262. Opinions are like wristwatches.
Everyone's watch shows a different time from others
But everyone believes that their time is accurate.

o263. Isang gabi, nakita ko ang aking lola.
Nakaupo sa sulok mag-isa,
Nakaitim.
May hawak na kutsilyo.
Duguan at magulo ang buhok.
Natakot ako.
Hanggang sa sinabi nyang:
"Apo, bagay ba sakin ang EMO?"
Hehe.

o264. I took some M&M's in the fridge this morning,
Out of the blue, I didn't notice that some of it fell on the ground and broke into pieces.
How nice,
It made me realized that even the sweetest things in life could break too.
Treasure each moment.

o265. The thing a little lamp can do which the great sun cannot -
Is to give light even at night.
Remember little things also matter.

o266. "People always think the most painful thing in life is losing the one you value
But the most painful truth is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much
And forgetting that you are special too."

o267. He was mine but not really.
I never really had him,
So I never really lost him.
I guess this is how we'll always be.
I HAD HIM, HE HAD ME.
But then again, there's no US.

o268. "Waiting is the most important thing that we can do for the one we love..
But it proves me one thing,
As it goes,
It can also change your mind."

o269. Life is like a ball being dribbled
Sometimes it goes up,
Sometimes it goes down.
So always remember:
The harder you fall,
The higher you bounce.

o270. GOD wants us to live like the grass.
Even if it is stepped on, crushed, burned and cut,
It always persists and grows back even greener and stronger..

k0wts.o26

2009-05-28T13:35:00.002+08:00

o251. Things we must be thankful for:
1. Worries at the start of the day means you're still alive..
2. Headache at the end of the day means you can still work hard..
3. Clothes that don't fit means you have a good appetite..
4. The mess you clean after a party means you have friends around you..
5. Roof that needs fixing means you've got a house..
6. Taxes to pay means you're not unemployed..
7. Heartaches means you love selflessly..
8. Too many texts messages means you are remembered so much..
Be thankful for whatever you have!

o252. Never search your happiness in others,
It will just make you feel alone..
Rather, search it within yourself,
It will make you feel happy even if you are left alone.

o253. I like this nice thought:
Contentment is not always the fulfillment of what you want.
It's the realization of how blessed you are for what you already have.

o254. "I hate being away from him..
And I think about him constantly.."
-- Haley, One Tree Hill

o255. In the past,
Nobody had a watch but everyone had time..
Now, everybody has a watch but nobody has time..
Make time for softer needs in life
- to love, to share, to learn
And to have silent moments of bliss with the ones who truly matters to you.

o256. The world's happiest friends never have the same characters,
They just have the best understanding of their differences.

o257. Great friendship is about two main things:
First is to find out the similarities.
And second is to respect the differences.

o258. "Minsan kailangan mong makalimot..
Para minsan, ikaw naman ang maalala.."

o259. We don't choose the person we fall for,
It usually hits us like a bullet
Then
BANG!
We bleed..

o260. People may doubt what you say,
But they will always believe in what you sincerely do..
Remember, WELL DONE is much better than WELL SAID.

k0wts.o25

2009-05-26T12:30:00.004+08:00

o261. What is the secret of happiness?
I found the answer in my home.
The WALL says BE STRONG,
The CEILING says AIM HIGH,
The DOOR says BE OPEN,
The WINDOW says LEARN TO GIVE and TAKE,
The CLOCK says TIME IS GOLD,
The CALENDAR says LOVE EVERYBODY as if it is the LAST DAY,
The CABINET says KEEP THINGS in ORDER,
The BED says TAKE TIME to RELAX,
The LAMP says BE THE LIGHT,
And GOD who is found everywhere in my house says:
KEEP THE FAITH BECAUSE I AM WITH YOU ALWAYS.

o262. Good things you've done will never be lost,
Your kind act takes root
And every bit of love you sow will come right back to you
For GOD knows you have a good heart.

o263. Most of the time,
They say that you are fortunate if there is someone beside you,
Holding your hand,
Kissing you,
Hugging and loving you,
But not all people in a relationship are happy.
Behind those displays of affection are pain and tears,
Blame and fears,
Coldness and pretentions,
Loneliness and confusions and depressions.
Singles are luckier.
They have only themselves to worry about.
Less expense, less stress, less mess.

o264. Are you a religious person?
Because I might be your answered prayer.
Yan ang napapanahong banat!

o265. BOY: Mahal kita noon, mas mahal kita ngayon.
Pwede bang tayo nalang ulit?
GIRL: Mahal kita noon,
Maglaway ka ngayon..

o266. Dalawang estudyante ang naiwan sa classroom..
G: Bakit ka nakatitig sa name plate ko?
B: Hinihintay ko kasing malipat yung apelyido ko dyan.
Yan ang banat!

o267. BOY1: Tol, panget ba ko?
BOY2: Panget nanay mo, panget tatay mo tas panget mga kapatid mo.
Ano ka, himala?!
Hahaha..

o268. Hindi ka ba makatulog pag umiinom ka ng kape?
Baliktad pala tayo..
Ako naman, hindi makainom ng kape pag natutulog..

o269. When you miss a person
Practically, you can do nothing aside from thinking and worrying..
Don't be sad,
Neither be foolish.
Just wait until you see each other again.
And make another moment to be missed with.

o270. Kung ang ikaliligaya mo ay ang paglayo ko
'Wag kang mag-alala
Lalapit-lapitan kita..
'Wag ka lang sumaya..
Bait, no?

k0wts.o24

2009-05-26T09:53:00.004+08:00

o231. A note on the bulletin board reads:
Don't feel personally, totally, irrevocably responsible for everything around you.
That's my job.
Signed: GOD

o232. Just because something feels good doesn't mean we should pursue it right now.
Remember:
"The right thing at the wrong time is still the wrong thing."

o233. Maybe love is like the sun and the moon,
Maybe they are not meant for now but someday, they will."
--ECLIPSE

o234. Kung naiirita ka na sa sales lady na ang laging tanong lang ay:
"Ano pong hanap nyo?"
Sagutin mo ng:
"Kapayapaan at pagkakaisa.."
Tiyak mawiwindang yun!

o235. "No one gets tired of loving,
But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry and hurting."

o236. According to Mike Murdock's Law of Recognition,
Everything you need is already in your life,
Merely waiting your recognition of it.
Anything unrecognized remains uncelebrated by you.
Anything you refuse to celebrate eventually exits your life
- a gift, a miracle or a person.
Don't miss that chance.
Look around.
Appreciate.
Cherish people.

o237. "I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing
'Coz if you do,
You would end up hurting yourself."

o238. It's hard to answer the question, "What's wrong?"
When "everything" is the answer.

o239. You really have to stumble and fall a lot of times for us to appreciate the luscious taste of happiness.
It's a ratio of ten pains to ONE REAL SMILE.

o240. Sometimes, I have to give up on loving someone who doesn't love me back
Not because I start to feel I'm hopeless
But because I ran out of REASON to fight for what I really feel.

k0wts.o23

2009-05-24T21:41:00.002+08:00

o221. According to Greek mythology,
Humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces.
Fearing their power,
Zeus split them into separate parts,
Condemning them to spend their lives in search of other halves.
Have you found yours?

o222. When a person loves you
You should be thankful and in return show your love and care
Know why?
'Coz there are a lot of people willing to love that person even more
But then that person still chose to love you.

o223. "I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by misery
Than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it."

o224. I never regret loving the people I once loved.
What I regret is that I became the wrong one for those I thought
Who can stay with me for all my life.

o225. Paalala:
Kapag nagmahal ka, wag kang aasa kung ano yung nararamdaman ng puso mo
Tandaan mo na minsan ang paggamit ng utak ay mas nakabubuti.
Next, wag mong gagamitin ang mata mo para umiyak sa taong nanakit sayo.
Instead, gamitin mo ito para maghanap ng iba.
Lastly, wag kang matakot sa pakikipaghiwalay.
Take note, mahalin mo yung taong ipaglalaban ka at handang harapin lahat ng pagsubok na darating sa inyong relasyon.
Yung taong matatawag mong partner kesa lover.

o226. We may not be like before
And we may have different companions
But I want you to know that I never stopped being here for you
A friend you never see,
But you always have..

o227. Falling in love is a sweet ambition
Finding TRUE LOVE is a lifetime mission
But finding a true friend is a lifetime achievement

o228. They love you but they are not your lover.
They care for you but they are not your family.
They are ready to share your pain but they are not in your blood relation.
They are FRIENDS!
True friend scolds like Dad,
Cares like Mom,
Teases like a sister,
Irritates like a brother,
And finally, loves you more than a brother
Life is hell without friends..

o229. 'Coz you're my friend, lahat gagawin ko
Lahat ng tinik aking aapakan
Init at ulan, aking titiisin,
NAKS!
Ang pagkakaibigan talaga natin ang papatay sa akin.

o230. GF at BF nag-aaway,
GF: Hoy! Tumingin ka nga sa akin! Pag nag-aaway tayo lagi kang ganyan! Ano bang problema mo?!
BF: Eh, pano ba naman! Pag tumitingin ako sa'yo, nawawala agad galit ko.. :)

k0wts.o22

2009-05-19T17:51:00.003+08:00

o211. A butterfly was in love with a white rose
One day, the butterfly tells his feelings to the rose.
The white rose told him that when she turns red,
That's the only time she'll love him.
The butterfly then fly,
Cut his body and spread his blood on the rose..
The rose turn red and fell in love with the butterfly.
But the butterfly was no longer alive.
"Love sacrifices" are sometimes useless.
Especially if someone doesn't know how to appreciate it.
They will come to realize important things when it's gone.
Sad, isn't?

o212. One can not truly experience the beauty of love without enduring the pain that comes with it once it's lost.

o213. Giving up doesn't mean you are weak.
Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.

o214. Wanting him is hard to get.
Loving him is hard to regret.
Losing him is hard to accept.
But with all the hurt I've felt,
Letting go is the most painful yet.

o215. "We tell lies when we are afraid,
Afraid of what we don't know,
Afraid of what others will think,
Afraid of what will be found out about us."
-- TED WILLIAMS

o216. People are going to WANT you,
NEED you,
EXCEED you,
TAKE you,
LOVE you,
HATE you,
PLAY you,
RATE you,
SAVE you,
And break you.
But that's what makes you.

o217. A heart made of ice doesn't need someone who has flamethrowers to melt the ice away
But someone who waits until the ice melts by itself.

o218. Kapag ipinagpalit ka ng mahal mo sa panget,
Mayaman yun!
Wala ka ng choice kundi ang magmove on.
Krisis, eh!

o219. "Sometimes, we find it hard to tell someone about our true feelings,
But we forget that we're already acting it."

o220. Top five na kinaseselos ng mga babae:
5. BASKETBALL
-- Tama bang unahin yun keysa GF?!
4. PC GAMES
-- Sige! Adik na, eh!
3. KATEXT NA GIRL
-- Dapat GF lang, wala ng epal!
2. BARKADA
-- Di pa ba sila nagsasawa, puro mukha nalang ng isa't isa nakikita nila?!
At ang nangunguna sa lahat,
1. EX-GIRLFRIEND
-- Diba, past is past? Bakit nakikisahog pa. Ineentertain naman ng isa!

k0wts.o21

2009-05-19T08:32:00.002+08:00

o201. What every kiss means:
SMACK> I'm ready
FOREHEAD> Hope we're together forever
HAND> I adore you
LIPS> I love you
What gestures mean:
SLAP ON THE BUTT> That's mine
PLAYING WITH HAIR> Tell me you love me
HOLDING HANDS> We definitely love each other
ARMS AROUND THE WAIST> I love you too much to let go
LAUGHING WHILE KISSING> I'm completely comfortable with you
-- If you're thinking about someone while reading this
You're definitely in love with that someone!

o202. Find out what makes you happy and
Follow whatever your heart tells you
They may call you foolish
But at least you're a happy fool
Not a lonely empty wise person.

o203. I hate the feeling of missing people I've lost along the way
But yet I'm not hoping they'll return again
'Coz I know one day
I'll accept the fact that
Not all things are meant to be with me.

o204. What if you're not destined to be together?
What if you're meant for somebody else?
Will you just give up and let DESTINY rule your heart?
Or will you fight and let your HEART rule your destiny?

o205. I'd rather be with someone who's making my day so irritating
Than to be at peace all day long
And missing the person who irritates me.

o206. There is always someone better than you,
Someone more attractive than you,
Someone smarter than you,
Someone one step ahead of you,
But the one who is better than you may just be the loneliest person,
The one who is more attractive than you may not be so attractive on the inside
And the person smarter than you may not have the love you receive from others
So never ever be the jealous one,
Love what you have
And love who you are.

o207. "Things just happen,
Things that we may never understand.
But we just have to believe that it's for the best,
Even if it doesn't always seem that way."
--LIFE

o208. Contentment is not fulfillment of what you wish for,
But appreciation of what you have.

o209. "Make at least one person happy each day
Even if it is yourself."

o210. You don't always need a kiss to make you feel special.
Don't always need to hold someone's hand to make you feel wanted.
Don't always need a hug to make you feel desired.
And you don't always need a partner in order to be happy.
You're already good on your own,
Having someone is just an added BONUS.

k0wts.o20

2009-05-17T10:48:00.003+08:00

o191. Ang mga ants kapag lumalakad sa wall
Kahit busy sila, nakukuha pa rin nila magbatian.
Sana maging tulad tayo ng mga ants, no?
'Yung nakakalakad sa wall.
Astig!
Haha.

o192. Closeness of friendship doesn't need every minute conversation
As long as you find time to smile
Remembering crazy moments together
It's the closest thing ever!

o193. It's ok to look back at the trash you've thrown away,
But never pick it up again.
It's unsterile!

o194. The best part of being in love is just love a person
And be happy about it
Even if that person can never be yours.
Even if you know that it can't last forever.
That's the essence of love.
It's not about winning someone.
It's not about owning a relationship.
It's just about being happy 'coz you know you've love someone.
It's about being guiltless 'coz you know you didn't take away someone from anybody.
You just loved and loved unselfishly.

o195. "It takes a thousand brains to explain what love is..
But only two hearts to know.."

o196. You will never know what you're good at until you try.
When it doesn't work,
Call it an experiment
Never a failure.

o197. BOY: Matalino ka, diba?
Bat di mo ko kayang sagutin?
GIRL: Kasi nga matalino ako at alam kong 'di ikaw ang sagot!

o198. A bitter dose of reality:
It takes a thousand sweet efforts to build a good relationship.
Yet one fatal error can destroy everything you have started.

o199. We get hurt the moment we start to care
And they will only start to care when they realize that we got hurt.

o200. A girl listed ten reasons why I should avoid him and not be with him anymore.
1. He's clumsy
2. He laughs and talks so loud.
3. He's acting like a little child
4. He may kill me in shame everytime I'm with him
5. He acts like crazy even he's not drunk
6. He's moody most of the time
7. He's so unpredictable
8. He's bossy
9. He's such a nagger
10. He's not even my boyfriend
Then wrote REASON WHY I SHOULD STAY SEEING and BEING WITH HIM:
i LOVE him.

k0wts.o19

2009-05-17T10:35:00.002+08:00

o181. NOTE:
Ang pag-ibig ay hindi hinihintay.
Hindi hinahanap..
At mas lalong hindi kusang dumarating..
Ito pala dapat ay inaagaw..

o182. Who would you choose?
Someone faithful, who's willing to shed pails of tears for you?
Or someone hot, who's willing to fulfill you sexual fantasies anytime, anywhere?
Uy, nalito!
Haha..

o183. A wasted moment can make you regret so bad..
A single mistake can change your whole life..
From then, you'll see how the little things you ignore meant everything when they're gone..

o184. "Hardest lessons and problems in life are also the most precious ones
Why?
'Coz they force us to face our weaknesses and fears,
But above all, they unleash hidden strengths we never knew we had."

o185. Go for someone who is not only proud to have you
But will also take every risk just to be with you..

o186. "Huwag kang mainlove sa taong masarap lang kausap..
Dapat masarap din siya.."

o187. BOY: Kapag tayo na, magkasama nating haharapin ang mga problema..
GIRL: Pero wala naman akong problema..
BOY: Eh, kasi hindi pa tayo. Excited ka naman.

o188. "Kung talagang para sa'yo ang isang tao.
Sa'yong-sa'yo na!
Saksak mo sa baga mo!
Kadamutan nito!
'Wag kang dadaan sa'min, ah!"

o189. "There are times that it is better to let things happen,
Rather than insisting on how you want them to be done."

o190. Be strong:
Never tell yourself, "I am tired."
The more you accept that thought,
The more exhausted you'll become.
But if you tell yourself, "I can do even more"
You'll find that there are no limits in what you can accomplish.
For GOD never gets tired of guiding you all the time.

k0wts.o18

2009-05-13T18:38:00.002+08:00

o171. Bitter people just can't move on
They keep on sending messages that they think explains who you are or what you did to them
They just keep on blaming you and most of all,
They always feel victimized.
When in fact, wherever position they are now
It's all because of their own doing and choice..

o172. "If the relationship does not make you a better person,
Then you are with the wrong one."

o173. "Human beings are funny..
They long to be with people they love but refuse to admit openly,
Some are afraid to show even the slightest sign of affection because of fear..
Fear that their feeling may not be recognized,
Or even worse, returned.
But one thing about human being puzzles me the most is their conscious effort to be remotely connected with their object of affection,
Even if it kills them slowly.."

o174. Beware of MEN:
They love too many..
But beware of WOMEN too:
They love too much,
That makes many love them.

o175. "Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right.
Forget about the ones who don't.
And believe that everything happens for a reason.
If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said that it'd be easy.
They just promised it would be worth it."

o176. People cry not because love ends
But because it still continues even if it's over.

o177. Love leaves a memory that no one can steal.
But sometimes it leaves a heartache that no one else can heal.

o178. "One of the best feelings in the world is
Realizing you're perfectly happy,
Without the thing you thought you needed most."

o179. A cute fact:
INFATUATION can only hold the mind for a maximum of four months.
If it exceeds that point,
then you're already in love.

o180. Why do misplaced things appear when not needed
And unseen when you want it the most?
Simply because you are not aware what it does unless you're about to use it.

k0wts.o17

2009-05-11T08:41:00.003+08:00

o161. AUDITORY AGNOSIA
-- a pure word deafness wherein the word is clearly heard but seems unfamiliar or not easily understood like a foreign language.
Parang ganito:
B: Mahal kita..
G: Ha?

o162. "Kung maraming dapat gawin pero wala kang ginagawa,
Mas madalas na hindi katamaran ang dahilan nun..
May iniisip ka.."
-- Bob Ong

o163. "Don't deny yourself of the things you want because a thing that is denied becomes strongly desired.""

o164. "While I'm busy looking up the balloon,
I've realized that there's an ice cream melting on my hand."
Makes sense?
Don't take things for granted.

o165. I don't have the capability to paint the skies blue when the dark clouds sets in..
But I do have an umbrella we can share in case those raindrops fall..

o166. "Of all the hardships a person had to face,
Nothing was more punishing than the simple act of WAITING.."

o167. A relationship doesn't need any promises, terms or conditions..
It just needs two wonderful people..
"One who can trust"
And "One who can understand"

o168. "Sometimes, there are reasons why we don't want to talk about stuff.
One, if it means nothing..
Two, if it means everything.."

o169. Life doesn't force us to be the best..
It only asks us to try..

o170. "Love always sparks through the good times,
And it's up to you to make it last through the bad times.."

k0wts.o16

2009-05-07T13:34:00.003+08:00

o151. O, ayan.
Sa kalilipat ni GMA ng holidays pati tuloy summer napalitan na rin ng tag-ulan.

o152. Isang binata naputulan ng parehong braso.
Pagdating sa ospital,
BINATA: Doc, gamutin nyo po ako. Naputol parehong braso ko.
DOC: Mga anong oras ka ba naputulan?
BINATA: May 10 oras na po.
DOC: 10?! Eh, bakit ngayon ka lang pumunta rito?
BINATA: Hello?! Mahirap kayang pumara ng jeep!

o153. "There is nothing wrong in making mistakes,
What's wrong is letting it stay as a mistake without the effort of making it right."

o154. "Sometimes, someone does something really really small, very very simple..
Yet it just fits perfectly right into this empty place in your heart."

o155. "LOVE isn't supposed to be easy..
It's supposed to be worth it."

o155."YOU were never in my vocabulary.
Until one day,
YOU became the only word I knew."

o156. 11 people were hanging on a rope from a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough for 11.
One had to let go.
They couldn't decide who.
So the woman announced:
"I will voluntarily let go of the rope,
'Coz as a woman, I got used to giving up everything for my husband and kids,
Or for men in general,
And got used to always making sacrifices with little in return."
All the men clapped their hands.
Hehehe.
A tribute to wise women martyrs.

o157. "Hindi mo ako kayang labanan.
Kahit gaano ka pa katapang o kalakas."
-- Antok

o158. Sa dinami-rami ng taong nakilala ko,
Isa ka run.
Nakakatouch, noh?

o159. "You know that you will not find someone better when you put in your mind that you already have the best."

o160. If love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes,
I wouldn't blink at all
For I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.

k0wts.o15

2009-05-06T17:33:00.002+08:00

o141. If there's one lesson we young adults ought to learn, it should be maturity.
Maturity in loving,
And maturity to not be bitter when things do not work out;
Maturity to understand that life could be unfair,
And maturity to not make things worse;
Maturity to realize that there are things we can't change,
And maturity to accept them gracefully even if it does hurts us the most.

o142. "Sometimes you need to forget what you want and remember what you deserve."

o143. If looking back hurts you and looking forward scares you,
Then look beside you,
I'll be there.

o144. I like the simplicity of this line:
"Friends are like blood.
They may not be around but they come out when we are wounded."

o145. Our lack of perfection should remind us that no one has the right to judge another's worth.
-- Pero masarap manlait minsan

o146. Masarap ang walang magawa sa buhay.
Tignan mo ako,
Walang magawa sa buhay,
Kaya MASARAP!
Haha.

o147. I guess when you love someone,
You'll realize that it would never be about you and how you want your relationship to be
It's about staying intact and finding ways of things alright when life says they should not be
It's called,
Defying all the odds for something you call
EVERYTHING.

o148. "Two persons will not be together for so long if they cannot forgive each other's failure."

o149. "All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
The mind is everything.
What we think, we become."

o150. Homer: You must hate me, Marge.
Everytime I try to help, I just fail miserably.
Marge: I don't hate you for failing,
I love you for trying.
-- The Simpsons

k0wts.o14

2009-05-05T11:36:00.003+08:00

o131. Sabi nila ang disneyland daw ang happiest place on earth.
Sabi ko naman,
"Try mo sa piling ko, baka magbago ang isip mo!"
Wahaha.

o132. "To live in the past or in the future may be less satisfying than to love in the present,
But it can never be as disillusioning."

o133. I always make others happy even if I'm not.
But it doesn't mean that I am a pretender.
I only want to be positive while my own world is negative.

o134. "Humble people don't think less of themselves,
They just think of themselves less."
-- from Something Else to Smile About by Zig Zigla

o135. Kung one day nakita mo yung mahal mo may kalandiang iba,
Itext mo lang ako at lalandiin din kita.
Haha.

o136. Nothing really ends nicely,
That's why it ends.

o137. Did you know that for every 200 people you meet everyday,
Two of them are ghosts?
-- Reader's Digest

o138. "The best thing you can do for someone is to just exist to be there when they suddenly realize that they need you right then."

o139. Bakit ba kahit alam mo naman ang sagot para ka pa ring tangang paulit-ulit ng katatanong?
Dahil ba mahina ka lang talaga umintindi?
O dahil umaasa ka na magbabago pa ang isip nya?

o140. If you love what you're doing,
You'll never get bored.
Same with ,
If you love that someone,
You'll never get tired.

k0wts.o13

2009-04-29T07:49:00.003+08:00

o121. A message worth reading..
"First, I was dying to finish high school and start college.
And then I was dying to finish college and start working.
And then I was dying to marry and have children.
And then I was dying to raise my children.
And then I was dying to retire.
And now, I am dying.
And suddenly, I realized I forgot to live."
- ANONYMOUS
Live well, laugh often.
'Coz we will never know what is going to happen.
Make every moment count.

o122. Sometimes, I wish to change myself.
'Coz I think I'm too bad like a freak,
I always do stupid things,
I don't know why I'm like this.
Psst!
Can I ask you?
"Are you happy you met me?"

o123. "If you're about to undergo a painful experience,
Try drinking more water.
According to research, thirsty people are more sensitive to pain."
-- Reader's Digest

o124. The worst punishment you could get from doing something wrong is seeing your loved ones suffering from the punishment that was meant to be yours.

o125. A sexy starlet was asked why she broke off with her politician boyfriend.
She replied,
"I saw him in swimming trunks.
Ang pangit nga pala nya 'pag wala siyang wallet."

o126. GIRL: Don't be shy, you can ask me out.
BOY: Ok, go out.

o127. "Siguro kung tatamaan ng kidlat ang mga taong 'di tumutupad sa salitang PROMISE,
Magmimistulang fireworks display everyday."
-- Bob Ong

o128. Nasaan ka kagabi?!
Bakit wala ka sa panaginip ko?
Yan ang hirit.
Hahaha.

o129. Fulfillment doesn't merely mean achieving your highest dreams in life.
It also means living a life that has made the lives of others worth living.

o130. Sinong pipiliin mo?
Ang maganda/gwapong nananakit sa puso mo?
O ang pangit na nananakit sa mata mo?
Haha!

k0wts.o12

2009-04-28T08:43:00.003+08:00

o111. Love always sparks through the good times,
And it's up to you to make it last through the bed times
I mean, bad times pala.
Haha!
Sorry, slang, eh!

o112. Nobody loves me,
Puro crush lang!
Haha..
Akala nyo, ah!

o113. I could never choose what's best for you
Either could I say what you should do.
But remember that when the best things go wrong,
"I wish I could be there to make you strong."

o114. "Okay lang kahit nakakahilo,
Basta gusto ko, sa'yo lang iikot ang mundo ko."

o115. "Ang mga taong 'di photogenic at 'di magawang maging gwapo at maganda sa picture
Laging suggestion, WACKY tayo! Dali, WACKY tayo!"

o116. Behind a flirt image is the fact that they are more genuine, real and natural
than others who act like conservative ones.

o117. "When you realize how hard it is to change yourself,
You begin to understand what little chances we have of changing others."

o118. Two of the hardest tests in life:
The patience to wait for the right moment.
And the courage to accept whatever you encounter.

o119. If a person is SINGLE,
It doesn't mean that she/he knows nothing about love.
In fact, going SOLO is a lot wiser than being in a wrong relationship.

o120. There's nothing wrong in showing you care for someone
What's wrong is expecting him to do the same.

k0wts.o11

2009-04-27T15:52:00.003+08:00

o101. If you feel stressed,
Give yourself a break.
Eat some cake, ice cream, fruits, chocolates or other sweets.
'Coz stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

o102. Why do girls eat chocolate right after breaking up?
-Because the sweetness of the chocolate makes them forget the bitterness of breaking up.
Why do guys drink beer right after breaking up?
-Because the bitterness of beer makes them forget the sweetness of the girl.

o103. Do you know what's wrong with SORRY?
It gives people the wrong idea that any mistake can be solved by a single word.

o104. Missing someone isn't about how long it's been since you've seen them last or the amount of time since you've talked.
It's about that very moment when you're doing something and you wish..
You wish they were right there with you.

o105. A nice thought:
Listen to your elder's advice
Not because they are always RIGHT.
But because they might have more experiences of being WRONG.

o106. "Avoiding something doesn't always mean that you hate it
It could also mean that you want it,
But you just know that it isn't right."

o107. Don't be cold to someone you care about
Just because that person couldn't realize your worth
Instead, be nice to them
So they could realize what they've been missing.

o108. Dr. House is right.
Everybody lies and even the reliable things lie..
Including our hearts.

o109. The measure of a matured person is not how well they prepare for everything to go right,
But on how they stand and move on after everything goes wrong.

o110. There are two ways to be happy:
Improve you reality or
Lower your expectations.

k0wts.o10

2009-04-27T08:56:00.002+08:00

oo91. Always have a unique character like salt
Its presence is not felt but its absence make things
Tasteless.

oo92. Know why I love silence so much?
'Coz when it's quiet,
When I'm alone just like now
That's the moment when I realize
"Mabait din pala ako, wala lang nakakahalata."

oo93. "Heartbreaks is a pain in the ass,
It really is.
But no matter how painful it seems at the same time what you have to keep in mind is that it is a temporary condition;
That it will pass,
That things will get better and you will get better
And you will get over it.
The pace may vary,
But the end point is the same because time does heal all wounds - even big, deep, gaping slashes on your heart."

oo94. Life is filled with choices,
But if the choices to make were who to love and whom to give yourself to,
It becomes difficult.
Would you choose security or happiness?
Security doesn't guarantee happiness.
But happiness gives security because it gives you reason to stay.
It gives you reason to love.
And reason to smile.
Whatever the risks may be,
You know it's going to be worth it.

oo95. You should not be saying
"Past is past"
Especially when you know
Flashback exists.

oo96. Tears are the most meaningful liquid
Wanna know why?
'Coz out of many liquids here in the world,
Only tears can explain the real meaning of pain.

oo97. PASYENTE: Magkano magpafacelift?
DOC: Yung complete treatment, P145,000.
P: Ang mahal! Ano ba pinakamura para magmukha akong bata?
D: Eto, tsupon. P20 lang.

oo98. Do as instructed before scrolling down:
You were strolling at a community fair when suddenly you found two familiar faces.
One of them is wearing yellow and the other one is blue.
Now put in your mind two persons you know.
Then think which of them is the one wearing yellow and the one wearing blue.
The person in yellow is the one who make you feel sad
And the person in blue is the one who makes you happy.
Right?

oo99. "Feelings don't die because we keep on feeding them with memories,
That's why it is hard to move on."

o100. Go for the person who makes you smile with all your heart and soul.
The person whom you can't wait to talk to.
This is the person whom you're meant to be with maybe not forever
But for now, they're right for you.

k0wts.oo9

2009-04-24T09:44:00.002+08:00

oo81. You must follow your heart, not your mind
Because there is a saying:
NEVER MIND
hehe.

oo82. People can change for two reasons
Either they learned enough that they want to change
Or they have been hurt enough that they have to change.

oo83. One day, a boy and a girl were talking.
Then they reached the topic of love,
The girl said: "Musta lovelife?"
The boy replied, "Eto, gaya pa rin ng dati."
G: "Ah, kayo pa rin?"
B: "Hindi, ikaw pa rin."

oo84. GOD hears what is not spoken and understand what is not explained
For His love doesn't work in the lips nor in the mind,
But in the heart.

oo85. "Uncertainty is the biggest torture in love,
You feel jealous yet you can't complain,
You can get hurt yet you can't show it,
You can love with your all yet you can't say it,
All you can do is watch,
Keep the pain, enjoy the smiles and show how much that person means to you."

oo86. Moving on sounds easy,
But I've died a thousand times in pain just to appreciate this phrase.

oo87. Here's a sad reality:
You can't forget a person you love so much that no matter how much you try to do it,
It's impossible,
Unless, you learn to love somebody else.

oo88. GENIE: Bibigyan kita ng tatlong kahilingan
JUAN: 1. Gusto kong tumira sa malaking bahay
2. Gusto kong pumuti ang complexion ko
3. Gusto ko lahat ng babae na makakita sa'kin ay maghuhubad ng panty at papatong sa'kin
KABOOM!
Naging toilet bowl si Juan.
-- haha!

oo89. Don't tie your heart to a person who has nothing to offer you.
Let it go.
It might hurt for a while but when you get over it,
You'll see, it's better.

oo90. PARE1: Pre, what's your biggest fantasy?
PARE2: To be kissed by someone in the rain. How about you?
PARE1: To be that someone, pare!
Yun, o!

k0wts.oo8

2009-04-23T10:07:00.004+08:00

oo71. "Things just happen,
Things that we may never understand.
But we just have to believe that it's for the best,
Even if it doesn't always seem that way."
-- LIFE

oo72. EMO, PUNK at HIPHOP, naabutan ng ulan.
EMO: i love the rain 'coz nobody notices when I cry.
PUNK: ako rin! di halatang umiihi na ko sa pantalon! Yeah, rock and roll!
HIPHOP: Hey yow! Pwede mamaya na kayo magsaya? Help me, men! Ambigat ng damit ko!

oo73. If someone tells you, you're a snob,
Say this:
"I am not a snob, it's just that
You're not worth my attention."
O, diba? Ang taray!

oo74. Mistakes are destined to be done.
But to repeat it all over doesn't make sense at all.

oo75. I've learned that if you love people so much and you don't want to lose them,
Never show them the SO MUCH part.
Everybody takes advantage whenever it's available.

oo76. "Be grateful that you don't have everything you want,
That means,
You have the opportunity to be happier tomorrow than you are today."

oo77. Isang break up scene:
GF: Hiwalay na tayo!
BF: Akala mo ba makakahanap ka pa ng tulad ko?
GF: Bakit?! Akala mo maghahanap pa ako ng tulad mo?!

oo78. Mahirap labanan ang katamaran
Lalo na't tinatamad kang labanan ito.
Very inspiring, noh?

oo79. Engineering love story:
B: Do you know that my love for you is like the limit of a constant over a variable as the variable approaches zero?
G: Ano yun?
B: Infinity!
G: Ganun? Eh, alam mo bang ang love ko sa'yo ay parang limit of a function of x as x approaches a, if the function of x is equal to c. If x is greater than a and is equal to d. If x is less than or equal to a?
B: Ano naman yun?
G: Does not exist!
Haha. Tablado!

oo80. If you want someone,
Don't expect that person to just fly to you.
You should put a little effort and patience into winning that person.
If it doesn't work,
Well,
You just have to do it the hard way..
There are such words as:
KIDNAP, BLACKMAIL and TORTURE.
Be creative!

k0wts.oo7

2009-04-22T09:27:00.002+08:00

oo61. Life has many choices.
If you can't have all, have some at least.
If you can't be good, then don't be bad.
If you can't be totally happy, don't be completely sad.
Enjoy life as it never leads back.

oo62. Tanggap ko na,
Na hindi lahat ng gusto ko, nakukuha ko
Pero may isang bagay na proud ako,
"Hindi rin lahat ng nagkakagusto sa'kin,
Nakukuha ako."
-- tama!

oo63. "Sana ma-in love din si BOB ONG para malaman nyang hindi ganun kadaling gamitin ang COMMON SENSE kapag pag-ibig ang pinag-uusapan."
-- BEB ANG

oo64. "It's the obsession on the feeling that you once had for a person that makes you wonder if you're still in love.
When in fact, it's been long gone."

oo65. "Other people's opinion of you doesn't have to be your reality.
Most people who follow the crowd, usually get lost in it."

oo66. "Kaya siguro namigay ng konsensya ang Diyos dahil alam nyang hindi sa lahat ng oras gumagana ang utak ng tao."

oo67. "It feels so good to have someone who knows how weak and stupid you are at times.
And yet still finds you amazing simply because he/she loves you."

oo68. "Do not push someone away from you,
'Coz if you do, he/she will look for someone who will pull himself/herself TOTALLY away from you."

oo69. Flirting is a habit.
For those who are single, it's their way of saying,
"I'm free."
But for those who are committed, it's their way of saying,
"I'm bored."

oo70. "You have to decide what's more important to you:
Keeping your pride and getting nothing,
Or taking a risk and maybe,
Just maybe,
Having everything."

k0wts.oo6

2009-04-21T14:18:00.000+08:00

oo51. In life, there is always that one special person
So special that no matter what they do to you,
You just can't let them go.

oo52. The most beautiful thing is to see the person you love smiling,
And even more beautiful,
Knowing that you are the reason behind it.

oo53. There's a hot guy in a resort who walks to a girl,
MAN: Marunong ka bang magswim?
GIRL: (Maangas) Bakit? Mukha ba akong SWIMMER?
MAN: Hindi. Mukha kang pusit!

oo54. "If there is one mistake in my whole lifetime that I can tolerate,
It is when I'm so kind even to those who are not deserving."

oo55. "Hindi tanga ang mga taong sobra kung magmahal,
Sadyang ginagawa lang silang tanga ng mga taong mahal nila."

oo56. "Forgiveness is a promise, not a feeling."
When you forgive other people,
You're making a promise not to use their past sin against them.

oo57. Bakit kailangan nya akong sabihan ng "Ingat ka"
Kung siya mismo, hindi naman ako talaga kayang ingatan?

oo58. So, love mo siya?
This is a psychological analysis.
Whoever comes into your mind first after reading the message is the one you love.

oo59. When you want something, you are willing to do anything just to have it.
But what happens when you already got what you want?
Are you still willing to do anything and everything for it?
Or the craving just stops?

oo60. They say that those relationships which were formed just right after a very short time of courting are untrue and not just.
You don't have to eat an entire cake just to know if it tastes good, right?

k0wts.oo5

2009-04-21T09:27:00.000+08:00

oo41. Sa relasyon, di mawawala ang tampuhan, di pagkakaintindihan at awayan.
Tapos may iyakan.
Natural lang yan.
Basta ang importante, walang iwanan dahil pagsubok lang yan.

oo42. "Not everything is meant to be..
But everything is worth a try."

oo43. "There are some things in life that are just not worth rushing.
Especially those that you wish would last forever."

oo44. "Love changes people too much
Until there is nothing left of the person,
you used to be.."

oo45. "No one is rich enough to buy back yesterday,
But if you have the character to do better things today,
You would be the richest one tomorrow."

oo46. Don't tie your heart to a person who has nothing to offer you.
Let it go.
It might hurt for a while but when you get over it,
You'll see, it's better.

oo47. We are not in this world to see how important we can become,
But to see how much difference we can make in the lives of others.

oo48. "And ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
Until the hour of separation."
-- Kahlil Gibran

oo49. "Pano mo makikita yung para sa'yo
Kung ayaw mong tantanan yung pinipilit mong maging para sa'yo?"

oo50. "Don't try to understand everything,
Because sometimes it is not meant to understand,
But rather to accept."

k0wts.oo4

2009-04-20T15:19:00.000+08:00

oo31. Isa sa pinakamasarap na pakiramdam sa mundo ay yung titingin ka palang sa mahal mo
Pero siya, nakatingin na sayo..
Yun yon, eh!

oo32. It's not always right to stay in pain when you know you've already had too much.
And it isn't always wrong to be happy when you know it's about time that you deserve to be.

oo33. "The superior man acts before he speaks;
And afterwards speaks according to his actions."
-- Confucius

oo34. "The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."
-- Walt Disney

oo35. Thought peace
Thought peace is vey important in our lives
Coz without thought peace
Pano tayo makakapagthought brass?!
Haha!

oo36. "Pag di ka mahal ng taong mahal mo, wag kang magreklamo.
Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.
Kaya quits lang."
-- Bob Ong

oo37. Just a thought:
They say expecting is one way of hurting yourself.
But what if you have the reason to expect?
Expecting doesn't hurt you, assuming does.

oo38. Making the first move to patch things up shouldn't always come from the one who made the mistake,
It can come from the one who understands and knows.

oo39. One mistake I made in the past is that I gave "almost" the whole of me.
Good enough, it was just "almost"
Rest assured, I have at least a little left for myself
The only problem is,
The "little" that was left,
is more than enough to teach me not to give myself to anyone ever again.

oo40. Hindi ako salbahe.
Hindi ko lang ginagawa ang mga bagay na ginagawa ng mga mababait na tao.
Hehe.

k0wts.oo3

2009-04-20T13:19:00.000+08:00

oo21. Bakit ka malulungkot kung SINGLE ka, kung marami namang TAKEN na gusto ka.
-- oo nga naman.

oo22. GF: So, kumusta naman buhay mo?
BF: Kumusta ka ba?
-- sweet!

oo23. They say there's a reason for everything that's happening
But the sad truth is that
SOME REASONS ARE NOT REASONABLE ENOUGH
To be a justified cause.

oo24. The loser says:
"It may be possible, but it is too difficult."
The winner says:
"It may be difficult, but it is possible."

oo25. Isang repleksyon:
Kung sa mundong ito, normal lang na patayin ang mga taong ayaw mo..
Sa tingin mo, buhay ka pa kaya hanggang ngayon?

oo26. Finding someone to fall in love with is nice.
But finding someone who would keep you falling even after you've fallen is irreplaceable.

oo27. Of all the words of tongue and pen, these are the saddest:
"It could have been."

oo28. "You will always know what you want.
Oftentimes, you just don't know what you are willing to give up for it."

oo29. "Everyone thinks catching the one you love is an amazing accomplishment.
Actually, catching is the easy part,
KEEPING is the real accomplishment."

oo30. You can tell if that person is someone special,
Coz no matter what kind of mood you are in, HE can always manage to make you smile.

k0wts.oo2

2009-04-20T10:24:00.000+08:00

oo11. Kung totoo ang "Darwin's theory of Evolution" na ang tao ay nagmula sa unggoy
Bakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo?
Baka another theory, no?

oo12. I may never be good enough for everybody
But I'll always be the best for someone who deserves me.

oo13. Sometimes you need a second chance because time wasn't ready for the first one.

oo14. I don't mind if he catches me staring at him
At least I know that he stares back.

oo15. He said, "I still love you."
She said, "You're too late."
I said, "So kailangan talaga sa harap ko nag-uusap?"

oo16. What is the meaning of a person's absence?
Is it a test on how long will you hang on?
Or is it the answer of somebody who doesn't want and need you anymore?

oo17. "Don't look for someone who's hiding, look for someone who's looking for you."

oo18. Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have
that everyone else is missing.

oo19. I don't need someone perfect
I don't even need a wealthy one
I just need someone who can understand and who can be with me in times I'm under my unwanted attitude..

oo20. Sometimes all it takes is one special person to help us look inside ourselves and find a whole different person that we never knew existed.