1001. "Mahirap din pala yung parang kayo pero hindi kayo.
Kasi kahit level three na pwede pa ring ma-game over.
Ang M.U. kasi, hindi lang pala MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING,
Pwede ring MALABONG USAPAN o kaya MALIBOG na UGNAYAN."
--Bob Ong
1002. One day, I was standing on the street when a girl came to me and said,
"Bili ka po ng payong."
Nagtaka ako kasi di naman maaraw at di rin naman maulan,
Then I asked,
"Bakit?"
The girl said,
"Inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan, eh!"
Oh, come on! Give me a tolda!
1003. What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?
"If we stik together, we can stop this shit."
That's what friends do.
1004. It takes a thousand sweet efforts to build a a great relationship,
Yet one stupid error can destroy everything you have started.
1005. Share a little love whenever you can.
Do a little favor to someone.
If possible, never refuse simple requests.
A little kindness is never forgotten.
It always has a special place of appreciation even to the hardest of hearts.
Imagine how much warmth and tenderness it would add to everyone's heart,
If everyone would care to share.
1006. Ang pag-ibig ay parang imburnal, nakakatakot mahulog.
At kapag nahulog ka,
It's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.
--Bob Ong
1007. Tagalog quotes:
"Kapag bilugan ang mukha mo,
Wag kang masyadong ngingiti,
Baka mapagkamalan kang YAHOO MESSENGER."
Bwahahaha!
1008. Ang manhid na tao ay maihahalintulad sa bato,
Hindi nga nasasaktan pero nakakasakit naman.
1009. Don't love someone who's already in love with another one.
Cause if you do,
It's like buying a gun to shoot yourself,
Loaded with unlimited bullets.
1010. No matter how we try to be mature,
We will always be a kid when we get hurt and cry.
