Friday, May 21, 2010

k0wts.o94

o931. Great friendship is about two main things:
First is to find out the similarities.
And second is to respect the differences.

o932. FACT:
The human brain can operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells but naturally,
It attacks the slowest and weakest brain first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells
Making the brain faster and more efficient.
That's why you always feel smart when you're drunk.
Palakpakan, mga lasenggo!

o933. BOY: Miss, para kang chicharon.
GIRL: Bakit naman?
BOY: Ang sarap mong papakin, eh!
(Bakla umepal)
BAKLA: Ako rin, parang chicharon.
BOY: Oo, tangina mo! Nakakahighblood ka.

o934. Some years ago,
A newspaper offered a prize for the best definition of money..
Out of the hundreds who competed submitted this food for thought.
"Money is a universal provider for everything but not happiness.
And a passport to everywhere but never in heaven."

o935. "You will get tired as everyone else does..
You can have all the choices to stop.
But remember, taking a good rest is a lot different from giving up."

o936. Don't be sad when you experience break ups.
Why?
Kasi hindi ginawa ang break up para masaktan ka at lumuha.
Ginawa ang break up para ilayo ka sa maling tao na akala mo tama.

o937. Thought for a lifetime:
If you want to be happy, you will wait forever.
But if you decide to be happy, you will then be happy forever.
Kaya be happy, now na..

o938. Sometimes, it doesn't matter who DUMPED or GOT DUMPED,
It all comes down to who's BITTER
And who got BETTER.

o939. Sana signal nalang ako ng cellphone mo,
Para kapag nawala ako,
Gagawa ka ng paraan para bumalik ako.
Witwiw!

o940. Have you noticed the grass?
Even if somebody steps on it,
It never gets hurt.
It never hurts others too.
When a wild storm attacks,
All the big trees get uprooted
But the simple grass survives.
So stay noble and humble like the grass.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

k0wts.o93

o921. Don't be afraid to take chances even if it might hurt you.
Just be strong and take it.
'Coz you might miss that single chance that would change your life and make you complete.

o922. 'Wag mong hayaang mawala sa'yp ang mahal mo kung may nagawa man syang masama.
Matuto kang magpatawad dahil walang taong perpekto.
Tanggapin mo kung ano at sino sya.
Dahil ang pagmamahal,
Hindi nasusukat sa ugali.
Kundi sa sinasabi ng puso.
Nagmahal ka pa kung sa simpleng pagkakamali lang nya, umaayaw ka na.

o923. Minsan may nagmahal sa akin.
Nangakong hindi ako iiwan.
Pero hindi natupad!
Masakit yun, alam mo ba?
Kaya kung mahal mo ako,
Pwede ba, mahalin mo nalang ako?
'Wag ka nang mangako.

o924. PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR: Anong meron ka na wala sa'yo?
ESTUDYANTE: Meron po akong mahal pero wala sa akin.

o925. Naalala mo dati, umiiyak ako.
Sabi mo, "Tahan na, andito naman ako, eh. 'Di kita pababayaan."
Ngayon, umiiyak na naman ako.
Niyakap mo ako.
Sabi mo, "Tama na, makakalimutan mo rin ako."

o926. I'm not a perfect lover.
I say what's on my mind.
I start fights.
I get jealous.
Sometimes, I don't want to understand things.
I'm demanding.
I'm childish.
I'm moody.
But there are three things that I love about me.
I'm sweet.
I'm faithful.
And when I chose you,
It's only you.

o927. "Don't cry over someone who doesn't deserve your tears."
Remember:
"Ang pinakamatinding pang-asar sa taong nanakit sa'yo ay isang matamis na ngiti."

o928. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So, love the person who treat you right,
Forget about the ones who don't,
And believe that everything happens for a reason.
Know a good thing when you see it.
And don't let it slip away.
If you get a chance, take it.
If it changes your life, let it.
Nobody said it would be easy,
They just said, it would be worth it.

o929. We love ourselves even after doing many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others for their one mistake?

o930. In love, you can make mistakes,
But the biggest mistake you could ever do is to give up someone you love and say:
"It's for the best,
So we'll stop hurting each other."