Tuesday, November 10, 2009

k0wts.o82

o811. "You won't find the right person..
If you're still holding on to the wrong one.."

o812. BOY: Miss, pahiram naman ng pen mo. Saglit lang, please?
GIRL: O, eto.
BOY: Nyay! Ayaw naman sumulat, o.
GIRL: Ha? Pwede yan. Kagagamit ko lang nyan kanina, eh.
BOY: Weh, sige nga.. Sulat mo nga number mo.
Nyaiks!

o813. "People can hide all things except for two:
One, that they are drunk.
And two, that they are inlove."

o814. Do you know what would be the best in life?
"When your family understands you as a friend,
And your friends support you as your family."

o815. A man..
No matter how loyal, kind, understanding, sweet, honest, loving, thoughtful and close to perfect as he appears to be..
Can still hurt a girl in the most painful way he never thought he could.

o816. "Have you ever had the feeling that you were too pressured to choose from something you're sure of and from something you're happy with?
It's like you don't know if you're brave enough to take the risk of letting go of everything you held on to before.
Life is totally twisted, things change and shit happens.
So, know what you really want and go for it..
Choose what makes you happy today,
Or die in sadness tomorrow.

o817. Some few things I've learned by experience:
Don't talk too much when you're mad.
You might say things you don't mean to say..
Making a decision takes time.
Don't rush..
Life is like a chess.
One wrong move and game is all messed up.
Never let your pride ruin everything.
It's better to lose your pride than to lose someone because of pride.

o818. Ang mag-asawa?
Pag panget ang lalaki at maganda ang babae
Ang tawag dyan ay DISKARTE.
At pag babae naman ang panget at gwapo ang lalaki
Tawag dyan ay GINAYUMA.
Pag pareho silang magandang mukha,
Tawag dyan ay TINADHANA.
At pag ang mag-asawa ay parehong panget,
Yan ang tinatawag na..
NO CHOICE.
Haha.

o819. Ui! I love you raw sabi ni Eddie.
Sinong Eddie?
Eddie ako!
Nyaks!

o820. Do not avoid sexual temptations.
As you grow older,
They will start to avoid you.
So don't be choosy,
Always grab the opportunity.
--Haha!
"

k0wts.o81

o801. Loving is when you just want the best for that person,
Whether it includes you or not.

o802. Whenever needles and pins fall along your path,
Don't stay away..
Instead, pick them up and collect them.
So that the same pins won't hurt you again.
Right?

o803. Hindi naman kailangan ng maraming tao para mabuo ang mundo,
Minsan isang tao lang ang kasama mo,
Buo na ang mundong kailangan mo habangbuhay..
--Bob Ong (Kapitan Sino)

o804. BEFORE:
Being single means that nobody wants you..
But NOW:
It means your good looking, smart and you're just taking your time deciding how you want your life to be..
And who you want to spend it with..
--Exactly!

o805. "We learn through our mistakes."
Kung matututo ako sa pagkakamali,
Bakit pa ako gagawa ng tama?
Hahaha.. Adik!

o806. "Don't exhaust your heart trying to look for the one you think you deserve.
Instead, you should save the best part of yourself for the person who deserves you.
Someone who came the time you didn't search."

o807. Do you know who is the best couple in the world?
Smile and tears.
Rarely are they seen together.
But when they combine,
It's the best moment of your life.

o808. "God is great.
He blows the naughty wind that blows the girls' skirts high.
But he also sends dust along with it to close boys' eyes."

o809. "Isa lang ang pangarap ko.
Ang maging pangarap mo."
Wushu!

o810. Wag kang matakot kung kulay pula na ang dingding at kisame pagkagising mo..
Wala ka sa impyerno.
Andito ka sa puso ko.
Hahaha.. Orayt!



k0wts.o80

o791. What's love?
It's when you find someone who didn't meet any of your standards,
Yet, you say..
"I've found the right one.."

o792. TANGA /ta-'ngah/ (noun);
1. Taong ayaw magka-bf/gf pero nagrereklamong single,
2. Lalaking mahilig manloko tapos magugulat pa everytime ayaw pagtiwalaan ng mga babae,
3. Ex mong iniwan ka for some reason then magpaparamdam ulit after jurassic years,
4. Taong naghihintay sa taong wala namang balak dumating,
5. Babaeng ilang beses nang naloko sa pare-parehong dahilan pero di natuto,
6. Magjowang araw-araw nag-aaway pero hindi raw sila maghihiwalay.
Tamaan, tanga!

o793. I'm not a good adviser but enough to be understanding,
I'm not always around but enough to depend on,
I'm not so thoughtful but enough to be sweet,
I'm not your bestfriend but enough to be your true friend.

o794. Use dedicate in a sentence,
Pag ginamitan mo yan ng glue, for sure DEDICATE yan.
How about continue,
Kahapon, ang dami-dami nyo. Bat ngayon ang CONTINUE.
Idagdag pa natin ang violet,
I lost my phone, di bale, I'll VIOLET.
Eto pa, opinion.
Papasok ka sa pinto kung OPINION.
Eh, ang conclusion?
Syempre, di ka naman makakapasok sa pintuan CONCLUSION.

o795.When someone says,
"You look good.."
Ang matinding isasagot mo ay,
"I taste even better."
Nice!

o796. "Pag malungkot ka, walang nakakaalam.
Pag masaya ka, walang nakakapansin.
Pero try mo magpabuntis o kaya mabuntis,
Buong baranggay pag-uusapan ka ng bonggang-bongga."

o797. Life becomes wonderful even if there are struggles and difficulties
Because we have a GOD so loving and inspiring who heals the pain and keeps us going..

o798. MRS: Lasing ka na naman?!
MR: Sorry, hon. Inimbita ako ng mga officemates ko. Konting inuman.
MRS: Tanga! Anong officemate? Tricycle driver ka, gago!

o799.Yung iba sinasabi "friends forever" daw..
Pero hindi naman umaabot ng forever.
Kaya ako "friends hanggang bukas lang.."
Oks na yun!
Di naman nauubos ang bukas, diba?

o800. Yesterday, no matter how bad it was, belongs to the past.
Today, we're continuously battling with life's challenges.
Whatever comes out of our tomorrow simply shows how well we balanced the good and the bad
And eventually tell the world that we survived them all.